Call it a necessary price of fame for rising sports stars, but poor Tim Tebow has been unwittingly fixed up by the tabloids with increasing frequency. Last we heard, the poor guy was dealing with a special invite from Katy Perry’s parents to speak at their church and also start dating their wayward daughter, who could really use a nice Christian boy after that dodgy Russell Brand. Most of you found the idea pretty hilarious and pretty unlikely in terms of a match, but it sure was an entertaining prospect, right?
But wait. It gets even better. Now, Kim Kardashian has reportedly set her sights on poor Tim and reportedly has a major crush on the guy. Never mind that Tim is a devout Christian and a virgin who is saving himself for marriage, and Kim is a devout narcissist who only believes in the almighty dollar and has starred in her very own “adult film.” None of that matters at all to her because Kim is shopping for a new boyfriend (translation: “co-star“), and she thinks that Tim is the ideal hottie to fill the opening (translation: “He’d be great for ratings.“). Fortunately, Tim has laughed off the possibility of dating a Kardashian. With that, he’ll probably capture several new fans:
Kim Kardashian hopes to hitch her falling star to America’s hottest athlete, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow — but he doesn’t want anything to do with her!
Sources say that Kim has been telling pals she wants to land a date with the devout Christian football sensation, who made national headlines for miraculously leading his mediocre team to the NFL playoffs.
“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend confided. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”
But it’s more than just infatuation for Kim, 31. Even though she has her own money, pals claim she’s also seeing dollar signs in the 24-year-old hunk! The once red-hot reality star’s popularity has tanked recently, particularly after her sudden separation from pro basketball player Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.
Since then, ratings for her flagship reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” are down 14 percent. The buxom brunette has also lost endorsement deals, and her paid public appearances, which have netted up to $600,000 apiece, are dropping off at a rapid pace.
“Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again,” explained another source. “Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”
But even her family is telling her not to hold her breath.
“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” said a source.
“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”
[From Enquirer, print edition, February 6. 2012]
Since when has Kim ever been interested in “really strong values“? The really funny thing about this though is that Kim is such an entitled princess that she thinks any sports star would be jumping to date her. Unfortunately for her, Tebow has standards that she could never hope to meet. Of course, his standards are a bit unconventional and pretty outdated in today’s world, but if they mean that he rejects Kim Kardashian’s famewhorey ways, then I can’t argue with that at all.
Just as a refresher, here’s a clip of that press conference where a journalist asks Tim about “saving himself.” It makes me giggle every time I watch it.
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Dang! She must really think every guy in the world wants her! Get over yourself already!
Noone is more delusional than someone with narcissistic personality disorder, which Kim so clearly has. I can’t WAIT until she disappears from the news into obscurity like her narcissist buddy, Paris Hilton.
Complete and utter trash.
Plus 1!
Add another +1 to that!
Well now, let’s not be hasty. Didn’t Jesus save the Magdalene woman from her wicked ways, and let her wash his feet with her hair?
Yes, I can see it now. The new religious Kim K! porno: Tim Tebow’s feet – the fetish.
Whatever, the guy is white. Kim could not be interested in that.
Woa, I’m quite prejudicially humorous this morning.
LOL!
Kim K is no where near worthy enough to kiss his ass or lick his shoes…..or the other way around.
But I’m pretty sure she’d do both for a good tv rating or the right price.
HA! Even if she didn’t have the sex tape and the failed marriages, dating a guy who could care less whether you look good or not (because he’s all about the inside) can be pretty off-putting. She needs someone who thinks she’s HOT as well as liking the real ‘her’. But as long as the cameras keep rolling (and her face keeps fill’n, tee hee) there is no way this will happen.
Capella – you are a fucking genius!!!!
Thank you guys! What I am actually is an equal-opportunity snarkist;)
Wonder who would suite better Tebow though? Ted Casablanca keeps on throwing Shifty Swifty with the sad swans…
Who would you want Tebow to date?… Olivia Munn… haahahaah!
Hi Capella,
Let me fill you in on a little known sex book that’s smack dab in the middle of the Bible – Songs of Solomon. VERY hot stuff. You can save yourself for marriage and know your prospective spouse deeply AND sexually. Making out, dry humping, etc., BUT abstaining from nudity and by not making each other orgasm, gives you a more than excellent idea of not only sexual chemistry but of someones sexual nature and aptitude. Hot Talk about real sexual mores and issues, plus all night clothed spooning, will make you more intimate with a prospective partner than all the f—–g in world.
Hey Sloane, I don’t know if you are serious or not… But that book extract you are talking about sounds a lot like late-highschool-early-college experimentation to me. There’s also a bit of Kamasutra in there, you know, the longer you hold your juices, the bigger the explosion.
One worry though about all this dry humping, and not orgasming (although, I hope you do know that you can orgasm multiple times without/before ejaculating):
Isn’t that the NUMBER 1 cause of precocious ejaculation in adult males? Because you know, they have been holding it in for such a long time, that the first hint of actual penetration sends them over the edge, in their pants no less?
And 2ndly, doesn’t that teach women to concentrate on the clitoral O, and never ever knowing the G-spot O? And wouldn’t that be the saddest thing ever in a woman’s sexual life?
Yeah, your words have seriously brought up these thoughts in my concerned mind over our sexual well-being as a nation. 😉
Thank GOD his views are outdated if it keeps him away from that family!!
Why are his views outdated? Because he’s a Christian or does he think woman should be seen or not heard? I’m genuinely asking as I don’t know anything about this fellow.
my guess is that people assume, since his anti-abortion ads were done with Focus on the Family (or Family Research Council), that he stands for the same platform as these organizations. These organizations are known for conflating religion and politics and supporting coverture. I know it’s wrong, but this is one situation in which I wish he wasn’t so polite in his response
I don’t mean to be confrontational or anything, but I honestly don’t understand why people are so hostile and deragatory toward Tebow’s no sex before marriage thing, assuming he’s being honest about it. As someone who didn’t have sex or anything close to it (and never even touched/kissed a guy) before marriage for religious reasons (albeit a totally different religion than Tebow), I know that it can be done and that it has many advantages. Now, I wouldn’t preach it to anyone else, and I don’t think badly of people who don’t follow that custom (and I don’t believe Tebow did either), but why do people care? It doesn’t hurt anyone, and people are tolerant of much worse things.
Anyway, if it keeps Tebow away from Kim Kartrashian, more power to him.
Well, it goes with the 21st Century view, that you really shouldn’t buy it before trying it on.
I’d still buy Louboutins size 8 without trying them on if they’re half off! 🙂
All kidding aside, I love your post. It’s very well written. But unfortunately, I don’t agree, with the sense that type of religious belief could not truly work for everyone in today’s world.
Personally, I think that religion and sex do not mix together, at all. Your moral and religious belief would guide you in making the right decisions in picking the partners that would make you happiest in life, but could never guide you in sex. Religion is about self-control. Sex is about being uninhibited, and self-awareness.
Even when screaming repeatedly the Lord’s name in Ecstasy;)
Creationism is proved to be false. And unlike what some people think-sex is for pleasure and for releasing stress. within or not within marriage it is not going to change that. marriage is a little bit uncivilised IMO.
His views/faith are VERY refreshing for a young, popular, athlete. He is a far better role model than most athletes.
I find it strange that people care. That is a personal decision he has made & it isn’t any of our business. Has it really been that long since there was a good role model that kids could look up to? Oh yeah it has!
She is like Anthrax. No famous athlete or celeb would touch her with a 10 ft pole. Is she really that delusional that she thinks she’ll land a famous, popular hubby again?? Shes is viewed as the worlds biggest whore! No respecting man would even be seen with her.
A Tebow date with that slutbag would be like a collision of matter with anti-matter.
^More like Christ with the anti-Christ! 😉
Hehehe, so happy to hear that he rejected her! Burst her bubble. This alone should make hubby quit hating on him.
But lets us focus on a more important issue! Her coat is beautiful, I want that so much. Anyone knows the brand? It looks very Burberry-ish to me.
Bahahahahaaa!!!
Oh Kim, you really are as dumb as you look.
Thank GOD Tim Tebow has the sense to avoid this walking wax figure. Finally, someone with morals in celebrity-land.
Yes! He’s been saved from this kat face kreature and her krazy family!
This is coming from the national enquirer, I don’t believe it. Kim looks like his mother.
I don’t believe the story not just because it comes from the Enquirer but she’s never been married to or dated a white guy. That’s like saying Robert DeNiro wants to get together with Nicole Kidman.
I have caught an episode or two of the Kardashian show, and there was a whole bunch of eps of Kim hooking up (complete with walk of shame!) with her Australian bodyguard — Rango, Ringo… something like that. She even felt that it was truuuuuue love. (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)
Dear Kim,
thanks for making me like Tebow.
Me too!!
So, twice married, graphic sex tape gal wants to date good christian boy? Hmmm…Not ever gonna happen. She’s trash.
Isn’t there a similar dynamic with that twit Kendra Wilkinson and the ball player she married? This scenario sounds familiar….
I think Hank Basket is a Christian in the talk the talk and do as I say, not as I do fashion whereas Tebow appears to be one of those, if I believe something is wrong I’m not gonna do it kinda guys. In a world where Newt Gingrich is getting praised as a good Christian, I really appreciate & respect a guy like Tebow living in accordance with his own convictions
I think she’ll just go for whoever is mentioned the most in the media. Maybe Newt Gingrich will be next.
Omg… I think I would have an excitement-induced stroke if that happened. SO gross, and what an awesome trainwreck it would be. Him pushing family values while dumping wife #3 and peeing on Kim behind closed doors… Hahaha! What an amazing thought.
Now a Kardashian/Gingrich combination? THAT is a reality show I would watch….
Brilliant!!!! No one would be better matched than these two.
That is one show I would watch too!!!
That woman is so gross in every way.
Tim Tebow has a fan in me, and I don’t even like football 🙂
He’s a nice looking man! I’m far from conservative but I respect him for sticking to his beliefs. I actually find it refreshing and hope he finds the right person.
I can’t imagine why anyone would want to date or even pretend to date him. Anyone who makes such a production about how good and pure they are, is hiding something sleazy.
I agree. He must be into the creakiest shit imaginable.
damn bitch,
ur so right.
he’s hot though, let’s admit that one.
So it’s okay for everyone else to come out with their beliefs/lifestyle choices, but if a christian does it they are hiding something sleazy? Don’t believe it is him making the production, it is the people giving him all the attention…..
Thank you Sue. He not only must be hiding something but is apparently also “outdated” for having his beliefs. Bizarre.
It has nothing to do with his religion. It has to do with his constant need to seek validation for being religious. A person who is truly dedicated to their faith doesn’t need to make sure that everyone knows how holy and pure he is.
Just like when political leaders do it, and we have seen exactly how little many of them actually practice what they preach.
Not to mention bragging about one’s virginity is just as tacky as bragging about how many people you have slept with.
AMEN Sue!
I’m not super religious, just your basic go to church on sunday girl. But it offends me that people think Tebow is the one putting all the emphasis on religion.
It’s the religious fanatics and the ANTI religion people making a big deal.
I guess it’s ok for some player to thump his chest after each play, or point up to “God” after making a huge tackle, but if Tebow prays before a game he’s just “sticking his old fashioned religious crap” in everyone’s face.
Mmmmph. Double standards indeed.
Sue, I agree with you.
Anne-he wasn’t bragging about his virginity. And I think people need to factor in that he’s young, that can lend itself to being over vocal about what you believe in. I think he’s harmless.
this is a straw man argument. there are people posting supportive things too
as for people assuming the worst when public figures make a show of their high morals, good values or “Christianity” – people expect the worst because those who seem to make such high profile comments on their “good Christian” morals/values here in the US are often shown to be quite the opposite. Newt Gingrich is closer to the norm than the exception.
I disagree. I don’t share his value system, but there’s worse things in this world than not being a whore athlete. He’s young and very close to his family, it’s not hard to imagine a kid like him holding firm in his religious faith while he experiences sudden fame.
Nobody could be what they claim, right? Wow, how amazingly cynical the world is. I suppose that shouldn’t be surprising on this site, where we feed on the lowest common denominator. Tebow is a good guy, a missionary kid, and that’s just how they are raised. I was raised like that and I know a ton of people like him, some sincere and some less sincere. He is just being himself and the media has zeroed in on as a big deal. He’s not going to change the way he talks about God or his faith, just because there is media around – so he gets flamed for bragging about it. He’s human too, so it is entirely possible he might do something contrary to his beliefs. Then the vultures will get him, and everyone will claim he’s been a hyprocrite all along. If that happens, I hope we show him some grace instead, because everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
Can you imagine how lousy he’ll be in bed?
“get her career revved up again”? what a f*cken joke. Get a real career. F*ck I hate reality TV. Like how does someone prepare for a career being a phoney on reality TV? Garbage, just garbage.
I thought the same thing Moopsie. Career as what? A professional famewh0re?
I don’t watch football but Tim Tebow has a new fan now.
Why do we have to resort to referencing people with different standards and morals from the rest of the majority population in the USA as “unconventional & outdated in today’s world”?
PLENTY of cultures still place a big value on remaining chaste before marriage. Its not outdated. And its offensive to say so.
That being said… Tebow marry me! Im just what your looking for! 😉 <3
Totally agree!
agree!
Well… with all the temptations around for overpaid athletes, for his sake, I hope he *does* get married VERY soon (but no interest here; he looks so much like my brothers, idea of crushing on him would be seriously creepy).
Even with all those Tebow hate, I still have a soft spot for him. And now, I’m liking him even more.
I like him, I loathe her – Tebowing Time
wow, she must be desperate for good PR and thought this guy’s clean-cut Christian image could help her. God, she’s gross. Poor Tebow. Hahaha
She’s a disgusting man eater.
How dare she set act predatory towards somebody with such a different set of core values to herself.
Right on! He is the man she’d dream to marry but HE IS SO OUT OF HER LEAGUE by a million light years away! What is she smoking????
Run Tim, Run! Stay away from that trash!
This might be my favorite story of the day; Could you just see this skanky ho’, wearing one of her klassy Kardashian frocks, makeup applied with a shovel, clinging to Tebows arm while he’s attending one of his very numerous charitable events?! Oh, but this twat is a delusional fool!
Listen, I think Kim K is gross but even I know that is a lie. You all know that she will only date wealthy black/biracial men. She’s been ran through by plenty of black celeb men and I don’t think it will stop anytime soon.
If this story is true(I have some doubts), her trying to rehab her image through her next bf would explain her shift in preferences. She likes athletes, and tim tebow is a good christian boy. Two birds one stone.
Didn’t she date Gabriel Aubry though?
I was just going to say, I don’t recall her dating anyone who isn’t black.
If you count out the Kris Humpries-mess then I don’t think she has 🙂
Asli, Kris H. is half black.
I thought she was gunning for Kobe Bryant?
Kobe, to me, would be perfect for Kim. They sure as hell can’t judge each other without judging themselves, can they?
Yikes. Im 31… and he is 24… and I thought he was hot. I remember when the guys I thought were hot were older than me. Im old.
Isn’t that the craziest feeling? I still find myself checking out guys in their twenties then stop and then realize “Holy shit, I’m too old for them!” Ah, the joys of 30s…
Hey now, Kitten
I just had one of the best flings ever with a gorgeous 25 year old bartender.
There is always room for the occasional hot 25 year old bartender.
Go Zelda! The great thing about your 30s is that you can have drama-free flings with 25-year-olds and not give a shit 🙂
I believe these two comments are my favourite I’ve ever read on this site. Kudos, ladies!
🙂
She can’t wait to be the first to jump on that dong.
I tend not to believe this because it comes from the Enquirer, but for some strange reason if it is true all I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I honestly think she should join the porn industry, she would be in her field and her talent wouldn’t be wasted, she already looks like a porn star ( no offence to all the porn stars out there)
I think porn stars have more talent and screen appeal than her. Everyone’s already seen her fat ass naked.
well at least she’ll stop pretending to be such a refined lady, she is a sex toy nothing else, this is what she’s trying to sell: sex. sexy image, big butts with huge breasts, big pouty lips and whorish fake long hair. At least if she joins the porn industry she would be in her place with some people beating the sh*t out of her!!
One less man she can contaminate!
Like we say in Spain: Tomala, perra! …hahahaha…did she seriously think Tebow would even consider looking at her? I LIKE TEBOW EVEN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! GO TEBOW!
He would never live in LA with her and her krazy family, and we know that that’s a deal breaker for Kim.
I want this story to be true only because it makes Kim look so silly.
And with that, I’m a Tebow fan. Who knew?
Lol the Enquirer is really sticking it to this family.
But…what happened to Kim’s special talent of MAKING people fall in love with her? Tim better watch it. He says no now but with all that talent running through her veins she could change his mind. Not! Way to go Tim, how refreshing that not everyone is willing to sell their soul to this vapid wench. And once again she goes for the younger man. She will soon be nothing more than a caricature of herself and I can’t wait.
Uh she’s never been “talented” at getting men to fall in love with her. In fact I find her an epic failure at love. It’s sad when the wlaking herpes sore that is Paris Hilton can pull better than you (although that’s not saying much).
No man (well most) wants a girl that has a) had a porn tape and b) been pissed on. Espeically not the athletes Kimmy’s after (teammates can be brutal). I know there are some guys who just don’t care (and I applaud them for that) but most guys do not have the stomach to know they’re dating such an epic slut. It’s a double standard for sure, but it’s the truth.
i’m not american and this is the first time i have seen video of him. my gaydar is going off. no wonder he is able to wait for marriage before having sex with a woman.
Wow. So because this guy has the belief of waiting until marriage, obviously he’s gay, because if he was straight he’d be boning every woman in sight.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard. Sorry, but it is.
Just because you, me, and the majority of the world doesn’t believe in waiting, doesn’t mean that the people who do believe in waiting are gay.
I actually have to commend him for wanting to wait to have sex until marriage, because in this hypersexualized world we live in, it must be very difficult. Obviously, he’s able to control himself better than the majority of the world.
i did not equate his beliefs to his sexuality.
There is nothing she can ever do to gain respect back. Nough said.
Heehee I love how the guy holding the umbrella is a few feet away from Kim. He’s probably used to all the paparazzi shots by now.
I know it’s wrong, it know it is….But I would make him scream to the heavens.
Nothing like a challenge to turn meh into hot.
That is because Tim Tebow’s mother raised him right. Not like the money hungry jackal that raised Miz Kardashian and her sibs!!!!!
I wasn’t a Tim Tebow fan before, but I am now. This is fantastic. 😀
Kim has strong values, money and fame are a strong value for her.
This made me LOL! I enjoyed this comment very much. 😀
I don’t know, there are some pretty juicy blinds about him—and if even one is true, no WONDER she’s interested in him!!
wahahahaha wahahahah gasp gasp wahahahaha….thats me falling down laughing!
Go Tebow! He’s a cutie and I’m hoping he finds someone worthy of his time and attentions… anyone but this crazy plastic bat.
How long until he’s on a Very Special Episode of The Duggars’ TV show? I mean, he’d be perfect for one of the older daughters, and I’m not even being sarcastic here.
Excellent post Anne 🙂
I must echo what a someone posted on here about the Katy Perry set up: “Tebow wouldn’t touch her if he had a 10 foot “pole”
Whoever said that last time, it was hilarious. I have used this many times since. Thanks for the line.
Dear Kim (if this is true): No, honey. You’ve whored yourself out in every, absolutely EVERY single way. Can’t shut that door now. Dimwit.
As a long time Gator fan, Tebow has always made me proud. That fact that he’s been able to keep it together with all the fame and money just goes to show you what a good family foundation can do. His momma is just as sweet as can be, a true lady and she did a wonderful job home schooling him, along with her husband they raised a good man.
He keeps all things in perspective, playing football is fun but building a hospital means more to him.
tebow has money and fame too, but it is not a value for him, he got it because of hard work and talent, and he didnt have to sacrifice his values.
kim on the other hand placed value on money and fame. and in a while it will be gone, then what does she have left?
Good for him to say no, he is way to good for her. I think he is adorable maybe he would make a nice couple with Taylor Swift, she’s nice.
I thought about Taylor Swift too, but Taylor is not a virgin, and I think Tebow is looking for someone like himself, a virgin. Otherwise, Taylor Swift and Tebow would be just perfect especially she’s a country singer and he like country music.
I don’t know anything about Tebow except what I’ve read on this site and vague stuff about his christianity. With that said, if he is a true christian surely what he is looking for is a true christian woman (that doesn’t necessarily mean virgin). I get your point that maybe that is his ideal but, as a christian, he should be open to anyone who shares those values even if they have made mistakes. You know “he who is without sin..”
I’ve no idea what he wants just a thought. But I do know he could not, would not want Katface, not in a box, not with a fox……Real Dr. Seuss escaping me but you get the point…No green eggs and Ham and no KatFace!!!
You know Kim is desperate when she is giving up black dudes for a good old fashion conservative white boy. That is just wrong.
I’m glad Tim has enough dignity and respect for himself to stay away from that trash. Hey you don’t have to belong to a faith to know she is one hot ass mess. Shields!
If he isn’t putting it out there than why would being a virgin even come up? I mean the media doesn’t ask other people if they are virgin or not? It is something that should be private. Why would you announce it to the world. Weird. And I don’t think he is hot. I am not into guys that look like that. I like rugged good looks and a lean muscular frame, someone like Viggo Mortensen comes to mind. . . .
If you watch the video above you’ll see that he was asked if he was saving himself for marriage, and he said yes.
The reason it came up was the media was curious if he had a girlfriend or not and this was back in his college days.
Just look how redfaced he got when asked.
mmm…Viggo…
I love this, saving himself for marriage….lolol
this dude is 100% GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it is sad that people would make this assumption just because he is following his personal religious convictions.
To me there’s something about him that makes me think he’s gay. I thought that before I knew who he was. To ME at least it has nothing to do with his religion, as I said when I first saw a picture of him I didn’t know who he was. But when people make that assumption based on them wanting him to be gay to tick off his religious following… that upsets me. It’s very crass.
I’m guessing he was a bit of a football star in school by the time he entered puberty and girls started noticing him. I’m also guessing a lot of skeevey girls put the moves on him. The more Kim Kardashians and Katy Perrys he’s surrounded with, the easier it will be for a man with values (especially one who doesn’t want his junk to fall off) to remain celibate.
I hope he finds a nice girl who really shares the same values and with whom he can have a long, happy marriage to.
If this story is true, then I’m so glad that he turned her down. Please, the Kardiashians are trash!
Any woman who is with Tebow will have to be beyond reproach and I can’t think of anyone less likely than a Kardashian.
“beyond reproach”? What does that mean? That she’s a virgin? Someone who isn’t a virgin is deserving of reproach?
According to some belief systems you must be a virgin to be above reproach, according to others, it doesn’t matter. It just depends on what your belief system is. I can understand both side’s perspective on the matter.
Bluhare,
Just got to your post. I am copying/pasting a part of my own comment from upthread:
if he is a true christian surely what he is looking for is a true christian woman (that doesn’t necessarily mean virgin). I get your point that maybe that is his ideal but, as a christian, he should be open to anyone who shares those values even if they have made mistakes. You know “he who is without sin..”
IMO, there’ is not one single person who probably doesn’t deserve reproach about something including Mr. Tebow himself. We’re human and that’s just how it works.
Beyond reproach means to be so good as to preclude the possibility of criticism. It does not have anything to do with the virginity (or not) of his potential mate, but I predict it will be someone out of the glare of the media spotlight.
I really would want two of them to hook up. They would have beautiful babies. Team KimTim.
Kim is a plastic surgery junkie.Her looks before the first nose job and then cheekbone enhancement and lip reshaping,[2006], are ,eh,let”s say,NOT SO MUCH,tsk tsk.You could catch her at any mall USA.
Humans ARE animals, but I guess Christians conveniently deny that one…
Hmm it looks as though the comment I originally replied to has been removed… guy should have known better than to come on here an accuse a bunch of strangers for having low standards! Edit- Gahhhh! Stupid reply button is NOT working!!
that strippers comment really rubbed me the wrong way – !!! It’s one thing to bash celebrities for being numbskulls (that’s the POINT of the site – !!!!), but it’s another entirely to start calling women “used tissues” when they’re frank about their behavior — slut-shaming for celebrities, that’s one thing — slut-shaming site commenters — that’s what starts ugly comment-fights……!!!
You know what’s interesting: this Tebow dude (who has zero effect on my panties — he’s a little too clean-cut for my taste) is getting HUGE props all over the internet from other guys who say he has ridiculous mental fortitude to be able to stand strong in the face of so many easy opportunities to get laid.
Wasn’t expecting that.
Also — KK just wants what she knows she can’t have, I’d expect.
He is one tough kid….in his high school championship game he played the 2nd half of the game with a broken leg, now that’s tough!
Should you be surprised about those guys?
Let’s be honest, most guys don’t have standards to any extent where they’d turn that or Katy Perry down.
That makes me, Tebow and probably seven other guys in this world who may see likewise.
Just a guess: maybe someone agreed with your view & reported that person’s comment as abusive? It was essentially an ad hominem (ad feminem?) response to the initial commenters, & to the over-30 women who smiled & thought, “yeah!”
Ha I’ll have some of whatever she’s having it must be the good stuff if she’s still on a high. On another note Bedhead please post the Snoop Dogg video cause I think he says it best when he says “you can’t turn a ho into a housewife” I couldnt have said it better myself
There are plenty of respectable guys that want nothing to do with Kim Kardashian, I’m not sure why this makes Tebow so special… the idea of marrying someone without knowing how they are in bed IS outdated no matter what some folks want to believe. You don’t need a good sex life to be in love, but it sure makes it even better! And one does not have to be a “slut” who sleeps around to have that opinion. You wouldn’t buy a pair of shoes without trying them on just because they are nice to you….
I totally get your point.
BTW, isn’t interesting the number of women who will buy a pair of shoes that are really mean to them…or sometimes, they just lease ’em!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This b&Tch is just too much! Seriously! He’s waaaaay waaaay too good for all you ho’ bags! One is known for getting pissed on for money and the other one for songs
that promote sex to tweens, drinking, and coke snorting. No, no, no he can definitely do better.
And Lindsey Vonn’s hulk a&s better stay away from him too!
it’s funny how judgemental and overly sensitive people are to others lifestyles.
I hate when christian types get judgmental.
But I find it equally silly when people get judgey with Christian types too. I know he’s a little too twee for some tastes, but I don’t think he’s obnoxious with his beliefs.
I just adore this Tebow fellow. SO handsome, so modest, so talented under pressure. He came out of obscurity to carry his mediocre team to the playoffs. His religious convictions are admirable and his stance on premarital sex is practically unheard of in todays world of athletes and their promiscuous ways. how refreshing you are Tim Tebow! and how skanky you are Kim Kardashian! there is just no way that I could even imagine them in the same room let alone going on a date.
Run Tim run and dont look back, ha ha ha !!!!
Hello? 21st century? Um, sense of humor? A goss site isn’t a place to share this kind of thing every day, but we’re here to offer thoughtless & unfair judgmental remarks about celebs—not fellow commenters 😉 )
Oh, this just made my day! It’s been a really shit week in my world, but this made me smile. God Bless you Tim Tebow!
I personally don’t know, as I haven’t been a virgin in AWHILE (don’t judge, I’m almost 40) but I often hear about people who maintain their virginity by doing everything but. I don’t see that as any special reason to put a guy on a pedestal.
Your comment is interesting because I grew up deeply religious and went to a college full of the same religious people. That is when I had my first boyfriend and we both did not believe in sex before marriage but we did everything else. I remember struggling with feeling like a sinner and a bad person. I dealt with that through out college and a number of years afterwards too. Anyway, I would wonder why do I feel so bad about this but my boyfriend and I am sure the countless other couples at school seemed fine with their behavior. They would show up at church as though they had done nothing wrong. I finally decided at 23 that I was going to have sex anyway and never looked back much after that. I am now 35 and haven’t been religious for a number of years but that was one of the reasons since it never made sense to me. Also, I noticed it encouraged a lot of the students to marry right after college. I am not saying they married so they could have sex, but I think the natural progression is you want to have sex guilt-free and this belief that you have to wait until marriage encourages people to get married too young. I know there are some people who are meant to be together young but in general I think both a man and a woman should experience the world as a true independent person before getting leg-shackled.
You know if you are going to do everything but “the act”, I find it strange and disturbing. Also, the kind of thinking that lets you pervert the spirit of the “no sex before marriage” by doing everything else probably would (and possibly should) actually make people feel worse then just having sex.
Kim K is probably date poison after how bad she made Kris look on national tv. If you were a guy, would YOU want to be ridiculed by the world, courtesy of Kim and her mommy? I think not! I think Kimmie is going to have an even harder time finding real dates (not bought ones) in the future.
This is so hilarious, I think it’s true too! This reminds me of the story that Kirstie Alley, thought that Bradley Cooper would want to date her. Delusional!
THIS CHICK! Does she actually think her fame and money buys her class? She will NEVER get a man with morals or class; the only men who have anything to do with her only do it for the attention and have as few morals as she does. Making sex tapes is not condusive to catching a good man. Good men do not want whores for girlfriends or wives. And she is 31 while he is 24. How deluded she is if she thinks he would want someone as old as her. I know that early 30’s is not old, but it is old compared to a young 20ish year old man. He can get women 18-24; TEN years or more YOUNGER than her! Why would he want her plastic fake face when he can have a FRESH YOUNG WOMAN. She thinks waaaaaay too highly of herself. She needs to get a clue.
THIS CHICK! Does she actually think her fame and money buys her class? She will NEVER get a man with morals or class; the only men who have anything to do with her only do it for the attention and have as few morals as she does. Making sex tapes is not condusive to catching a good man.
^^Totally!
I think she does just look at her wedding – zero class. The thing is classless people have no clue that they are that way. Tacky tacky tacky.
Maybe Tebow watched this Snoop Dog Video, which is awesome and to the point by the way. New found respet for this man.
All her future boyfriend’s should take note.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kim-kardashian-snoop-dogg-nemo-video-285204
Snoop has no moral standing to say things about Kim. He sounded like a bitter man, maybe Kim refused to date him. Or he is jealous that she makes millions posing while he is just a dirty rapper. I will choose the kardashians any day over one Snoop. So he should just zip it.
Thanks for the link. Really, really liked it and Snoop cracks me up anyway.
Favorite part: Don’t try to re-invent the wheel. Don’t try to make the ho into a housewife. Let her do what she does best..HO!
How is Christianity outdated?
Things are bad for Kim K when Kim Zolciak from RHoA can score an NFL player,and she can’t.
Please @Celebitchy, update us on the news that Kim Kardashian has just won a recurring role on a TV show.
She will appear in the fourth season of drama-comedy Drop Dead Diva – which stars Brooke D’Orsay as a lawyer who has inhabited the soul of a dead supermodel – and will begin production next month.
She is in line play Nikki, who is a love interest for Ben Feldman’s alter-ego Fred, and her character is set to go into business with Stacy, who is played by former Two and a Half Men beauty April Bowlby.
No….Brooke D’Orsay plays the model, Brooke Elliott plays the lawyer main character.
And people are really pissed about this announcement. The loyal fans of the show are mad as hell about it. Read the comments at their Facebook page, almost all negative and swearing to stop watching. I know I will.
It’s such a low, cheap, sleazeball move. I for one don’t appreciate being manipulated. Here’s an idea producers: rely on your writing and the quality of your primary actors performances instead of throwing a no-talent, reality show, tabloid fodder phoney baloney into the mix.
She’s already well on her way to killing the show.
I disagree. The show will generate multiple viewerships. Those people threatening to stop would be the first to tune in to watch. Let me ask you, why would anybody stop watching a TV show just because Kim K stared on it?
Kim needs to find a man just like Scott Disick; a man who has no career, is able to travel around with his woman all the time, does not complain much, and is willing and able to do whatever and take her money.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kim-kardashian-snoop-dogg-nemo-video-285204
Watched it. High five! Go snoop tell it like it is!
I have barely heard a word Tim has said. And I find it odd that he is portrayed as holier than thou. It seems he is expressing his beliefs. You know how most of Hollywood does.You never seem to have a problem with that. Most people are afraid to say they are religious for look at the attacks on him. And my guess is for people who practice a faith. They do like t wait till marriage. Nothing wrong with that.
This is coming from a person who had a child without getting married.
smart guy
girl stuck on herself
Why would he ever want to date her???????????
Kim honey, the man is white. And the man is holy; and the man has values. Strike three you’re out.
I do not find him attractive at all.
But I am ashamed to admit this: in the top picture Kim looks really, really beautiful.
I normally think she’s jacked with her face too much but I guess it has settled?
Oh you mean you didn’t know she’s been trying to play the church angle lately? Suddenly she’s all I’m just a simple Christian girl interested in Christian values. I think she’s trying to draw in the church going crowd. It’s plainly obvious that this is her new schtick.
The only man who would ever take Kim seriously is the man who hopes to earn easy dollars – like her recent former husband. I don’t feel sorry for him. I don’t feel sorry that his ego has deflated, but he knew what she was and even appeared on her reality show.
She’ll end up one lonely woman.
if he truly need more TRASH bags in his life, I’m sure he’d go to Costo or piggily wiggly.
no REAL celeb with talent has EVER wanted her and this star athlete doesn’t either.
Go away Kim Check-Kashian!
Why is everyone ganging up on Tebow? Frankly, more sports participants should follow in his footsteps.
Yay for Tim!!!
I know NOTHING about him but hope he is sincere in his religious beliefs if only to keep what little faith I have in people somewhat alive. It’d be nice to imagine someone who says something and I dunno sticks by it.
This can’t be real. She’s in a video, sucking some guys schlong. Like Mr. Holy Roller would ever give her a second glance.
She has a cross on in the first picture. DESPERATE!
I wouldn’t have wanted to marry a virgin, one of us needs to know what we are doing and I always assumed (and it was the case) that the man would be the one that knew what he was doing.
Don’t know for sure with The Tebow – but I noticed the Jonas brothers getting the same flack and snarky disbelief and claims that they must be gay. (Geez, no wonder guys are afraid to hit 16 without “having sex” at least with a prostitute… They aren’t allowed to be virgins. Neither are girls now?) But thanks to my habit of having kid tv on in the background, I was quite sure the Jonas bros were not going out of their way to push their beliefs about premarital celibacy on anybody. They just answered questions whenever some nosey reporter asked. They didn’t thump bibles or scream at people. I saw loads of interviews etc with them and ducumentaries etc. No hint of Christian proselytizing, and I’m quite sensitive to that. Honestly, if they had talked about being abducted by aliens they would have gotten a better reception.
In the US , we do have a problem with a certain subset of Christians who are indeed obnoxious proselytizers. Also most people are from families nominally identified as some sort of Christian, Protestant or Catholic. So normal human hypocrisy often gets entangled with religious frameworks that are okay by themselves but get twisted into weapons by humans who would do that regardless of specific religion. Also the normal conflicts with the parentals and the process of separating from parents as your own individual can (but not necessarily) mean altering your own religious framework. But everyone who actually takes their religion seriously (or who chooses to maintain their parents’ framework) is not automatically suspect.
So the guy doesn’t want to take the risks of letting his little swimmers come near someone else’s eggs. Why is that a problem, regardless of motivation? There’s a list of STD’s now past 100, and many have lifelong consequences. And a couple can use several birth control methods at once and the woman can still get pregnant. Abortion is a lousy method of birth control, physically and emotionally. And a guy has a real struggle ahead of him if he truly wants to be a dad but he isn’t married to the mother. Fine if they live together til death do they part anyway – but you know that most likely won’t happen. Marriage is no guarantee, especially if you marry a dishonest slug like Kim K, but it’s the best option a dad has. I always figured that was the real motivator for the Jonas brothers- they wanted the kind of family life their dad had. Their family is one of those actually functional ones. They were probably smart enough to look around them and see the odds were a lot less for having that kind of life if they weren’t careful about where their swimmers ended up. (And yes, condoms can fail also. Sorry. It’s unfair, but the only sure-fire methods of birth control are sterility and abstinence. Mother Nature wants all females to be pregnant early and often.)
No offence to those that hold out until marriage but I personally disagree. Besides knowing that your personalities, beliefs etc. are in sync with each other I think that sex is part of that.
Would you buy a car without taking it for a test drive? No. A car is far less commitment. I’m not saying go out and dink ever dude in sight but if you’re in a committed relationship and moving towards marriage then I think sex before tying the knot is ok.
Sex before marriage for folks “moving toward marriage” is old as the hills. Absolutely nothing new there. Still some people decide to wait until the vows are said in public, and that’s all right also. Anything can happen later, and intercourse may not even be possible temporarily or permanently at some point. If that’s so overwhelmingly important that it makes a difference in whether or not “moving toward marriage” proceeds to marriage – maybe it would be better to move away from marriage. Really, stuff happens. There’s a reason the traditional vows often include something about “for better or for worse, in sickness and in health.”
We might gush over the Beckhams and their children or get giddy when we spot Brad and Ange with their little ones – but they’re not the families who have captured our hearts. Popular: Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have become the UK’s favourite clan after becoming the most searched for celebrity family online
Sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney and their brood receive more online hits than the Royal Family and the Middletons, according to online search engine Ask Jeeves.
And even though they prove popular for showbiz gossip, the Beckhams and Pitt and Jolie don’t even make the top ten online searches. The Kardashians top the ten most popular famous family searches which includes the Dahls – author Roald and his granddaughter Sophie – the Rooneys and the Gerrards.
The Ask Jeeves survey found that Kim was the most searched out of the Kardashian clan, especially after a year which saw the socialite get married and then divorced 72 days later.
Because it would appear that the nation’s favourite brood are actually the Kardashians, who have not only taken over our TVs but our online searches too.
According to a report today, the reality TV family from California are the most searched for celebrity family online.
Then by all that’s holy, please please take them – take them all!!
Sex sells. P…People are dumbed down and trashed out and the Kardashians fit the quotq for these times,but people also get to feel better about their own lives after watching the trainwreck called the KTRASH EXPRESS.Nice try KTRASH PR team.
Btw,the best match for KK is JOE FRANCIS. SAME FACE,NOSE JOB,CHEEKBONE JOB,SLEAZEBAG JIVE,..JOE FRANCIS IS HER MAGICAL SOULMATE MATCH.
KIM KRDASHIAN AND JOE FRANCIS
KIM KARDASHIAN AND JOE FRANCIS
Yeesh, what kind of a slutty gutterpig must you be for Snoop (of all people) to call you out??? Too funny 😀
I don’t think I’d wish Joe Francis on anybody, not even Kim Kardashian (although a mean part of me thinks it would serve her right…)
Actually, the Kardashian girls and Mama Ten Percent already think Joe Francis is a terrific fellow. They had something on their show with him, some photo shoot or whatever, I vaguely recall a beach scene. He’s supposedly an old and dear friend of the Klan. Let’s just say it didn’t make me think well of the Kardashian girls…
Tim TEBOW is an example for everyone. Kim k. needs to understand that his values are more than a pretty face, Her money or fame is not what he is interested in. why cant she see her happiness can not be had by fame.she needs to seek from within.
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