Justin Theroux on Aniston: “Other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it”

Is it too early in the morning for some Justin Theroux crotch fur? Ew. This photo is totally wrong. And you know he totally brought that shirt from home. That t-shirt has a “story” and it involved hipster cred, cigarettes and Terry Richardson. Anyway, Justin has a lengthy profile in New York Magazine, which you can read in its entirety here. He’s promoting Wanderlust, but the piece is all about his history in showbiz, and there are references to his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. They’re still playing fast and loose with the “start date” of the relationship too – NY Mag identifies their relationship as “a year old.” Meaning they started in February of last year? Whoa. Anyway, here are some highlights from the piece:

He meets the journalist at the Chateau Marmont: A study in New York street style, he’s wearing black boots, lean jeans, a vintage leather jacket over a cashmere sweater, leather bangles on tattooed wrists, gold aviator sunglasses, and a ­fedora tipped at a rakish angle. “I like it here,” he says, taking a seat in a worn mohair armchair in the lobby. “It’s intimate,” the actor-writer-director adds, settling in and ordering a very L.A. lunch: cranberry juice, green tea, and mixed greens with shaved Parmesan on the side. “And the lighting is delicate.”

Having a huge, unkempt beard for Wanderlust: “I do my own facial-hair stunts, and that beard was intense, its own being,” says Theroux, who had a double for guitar playing and capoeira but lends his own voice to a song in the film. Fueled by bong hits and bawdiness, the R-rated Wanderlust gives the actor a larger-than-usual part as Seth, the charismatic leader of a Georgia free-love commune that becomes a refuge for a couple squeezed out of Manhattan by the recession. “I was thinking of him as a ­David Koresh–type figure, a comic cult leader who is so sincere in his insincerity,” Theroux says, wolfing his salad. “It’s hard to play that douche-y a guy without cracking yourself up.”

Life with Aniston: The bicoastal couple have a house in Bel Air and a three-month-old named Sophie—a boxer-pitbull mix. “She’s the most adorable little cookie you’ve ever seen,” ­Theroux says, scrolling to a picture of the black-and-white-faced pup on his phone. “She looks like she just smoked an exploding cigar.” Theroux knows only too well that his relationship with Aniston is not just making him more famous but is also a selling point for Wanderlust. “I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it,” he says. “That’s building your own torture device.”

On fame: “The first thing fame asks you to trade on is your personality,” he says. The word ­Theroux uses to describe his new notoriety is “bizarre.” The man who, for fourteen years, quietly dated a stylist in New York, arriving at ­fashion-industry parties on a motorcycle, is now driving a Mercedes through L.A. followed by paparazzi. Such is the cruel but usual punishment that comes with this new level of celebrity, which Theroux compares to “having shoes that are slightly too heavy—it can slow you down and make you more cautious. I have to be okay with the fact that there’s a narrative that’s going to get written regardless of what is the truth. Right now, there’s a whole other me out there walking around, and I do everything in my power to avoid that guy, because that’s not who I am.”

Education: After boarding school in Williamstown, Massachusetts, and Bennington College, where he majored in drama and visual arts, Theroux moved to New York and found work bartending and painting lofts. He was discovered in a 1994 Off Broadway show playing the lover of ­Beatles manager Brian Epstein and made his film debut in the 1996 indie I Shot Andy Warhol.

Ben Stiller is his mentor: After a cameo in ­Zoolander, Theroux gained a mentor in Ben Stiller. “He was the first person to read half-­started screenplays I was writing as a hobby,” Theroux says. They collaborated on the 2008 comedy Tropic Thunder, which co-starred Robert Downey Jr., who recommended Theroux to write the Iron Man 2 screenplay. If the stars align, ­Theroux says, he’ll direct Zoolander 2 from his own script.

Being a writer: “Writing provides great cover, so I can do the acting jobs I want,” says Theroux, popping a fresh piece of Nicorette gum—Hollywood dessert—into his mouth. “It’s harder and takes so freaking long, but to me it’s more satisfying. As a writer you’re the architect; as a director you design the interior; as an actor you are nothing but the leg of a table.”

[From New York Magazine]

I didn’t know Justin was so well-educated. Boarding school and a bachelor’s degree? That’s better than most actors have. Anyway, the interview was a lot better than I expected – I thought he’d be way more try-hard and forcing his “hipster coolness” down our throats, but he actually seems like a pretty laid-back dude. He’s also old enough to know what’s up, you know? He’s 40 years old. He’s not going to have a John Mayer-style breakdown over dating a famous woman. I have to say, I liked his dodge about his personal life too - “I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it. That’s building your own torture device.” Smart?

Header courtesy of NY Mag, additional photos by WENN.

 

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  1. Marjalane says:

    Men who take sleazy pictures like this are immediately filed under douche. Have you no self respect, man?!

  2. OriginalTiffany says:

    Did you see MK’s nickname for them?
    TheAnis.
    LMAO. Best couples name ever.
    Surprised JA hasn’t stripped him of all body hair. All kinds of Ewwww.

  3. Bite me says:

    Wanderlust opens Oscar weekend hope it does well… Love the veins on his arm in the first picture sexyyyyyyy

  4. valleymiss says:

    I love this man. Hotness. Jen is a lucky woman…and I’m SO diggin’ the belly (and beyond) fur. Lol

  5. heyheyhey says:

    he also speaks mandarin; i find him hot

  6. T.C. says:

    Don’t understand the photo. What are we supposed to get from the almost crotch shot? At least he is educated and not trying to sell his personal life. The tabloids will do that for him.

  7. Franny says:

    peen fur and veins…I don’t even want my coffee anymore.

    (not a dig at Justin – I don’t need to see that on anyone unless I go looking for it…)

  8. Zigggy says:

    Hmm, I thought he was so douchey, but hearing him (reading him) speak… he doesn’t seem bad at all- kinda likeable.

  9. Zelda says:

    I find him hot. Have since SATC.

    He goes down a little in my books for dating Aniston, who I find so boring. I suspect he made a shrewd PR move, with that one.

    Still, he looks like a guy I occasionally… uh…call to come over because he is amazing at… um… coming over.

    So I am biased.

  10. Alaina says:

    Good interview. I like him, and his response to questions about his lovelife is smart and makes me think Jen Aniston is maybe not the shallow tabloid queen she’s painted as.

    • gfsj says:

      Oh, yes she is! Ever read one her interviews? You’ll lose brain cells because all she has in her life to talk about is her hair, her body, her exercise routine, her hair again, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
      She is shallow and dull. Never heard an interesting thing out of her mouth.

      She has built a whole career out of her victim label.

    • LoneRanger says:

      Um, hello? Aniston is always stripping for tabloids, and now all of a sudden her bf is too? Follow the bouncing ball. This article PROVES Aniston is a shallow tabloid queen who has now roped her bf into stripping for attention.

  11. bea says:

    WOW – that first photo is cringe-inducing.

    Why on earth would she think that a guy as in-love with himself as he is would make a good partner?

    She’s having a “mid-lifer” and he is the personification of d-bag.

  12. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Seems like a decent dude. I don’t know if I would want to date a guy that orders cranberry juice, green tea and mixed greens salad with parmesan on the side, though. That might be a deal-breaker…

    • Asli says:

      LOL! He’s more high-maintenance than me! Just the description of his outfit at the beginning of the interview made my head spin. I bet he spends AT LEAST an hour fixing his hair and making kissy faces at himself in the mirror. I imagine him saying something a la: ”I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really ridiculously good-looking” – Derek from Zoolander. :P

    • Cerulean says:

      Yeah. That is a little too precious for me taste too. I don’t want a man who eats like a socialite.
      My hubs likes healthy food and I do too but this is plain OTT. Just a tiny salad? Anorexics eat like that. Mixed with the elaborate personal styling?
      Non.

    • aprayerforthewildatheart says:

      TheOriginalKitten “I don’t know if I would want to date a guy that orders cranberry juice, green tea and mixed greens salad with parmesan on the side, though.”

      Agreed! I was also wondering how exactly one would “wolf” down said mixed greens salad whilst drinking tea? Pinkie up or down? He seems painfully self-aware, just like Jen. I can totally see how they hooked up, that’s a big thing they have in common. I can totally picture Justin screaming in an ashram in India.

  13. Tiffany27 says:

    I’m not an Aniston fan, but I like her with him. He seems cool and they started in a shady way but they seem legit.

    • Liz says:

      Exactly. Brad and Angelina also started in shady way and look at them. The happiest couple in the whole universe.

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        Except it’s been proven there was really nothing shady about it. Just a lot of bullshit hype.

        Meanwhile, his pose has gay porn written all over it. Which, you know, I kind of find hot (I’m so bad!). And look, he’s a fugly ass dude, but there is something about that picture that makes me kind of want to open those jeans for a little more of a view. But he doesn’t actually have hair on his happy trail.

        But alas he is a douche and that bothers me so meh.

      • Wendy says:

        You guys kill me with the “It’s been proven” line. Was she a virgin, did she get tested like Princess Di did before they had sex for the first time?

        Because otherwise, you have let’s see… denials made by the two of them, something they would say even if they were boinking because he was married to an actress that people like. You have statements from other people who, unless they were sugically attached to either Pitt or Jolie during the timeframe concerned, would have zero way of knowing whether they had been intimate or not.

        Generally, your “proof” boils down to “they denied it and Aniston said she “chose” to believe her husband”. That’s not proof of any sort…

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        You guys kills me with denial. So are you calling Aniston a liar? Are you saying she lied? The timelines seemed to match with what she has said her self, after she let everyone believe that he Brad cheated on her.`

      • aprayerforthewildatheart says:

        @Wendy
        “‘they denied it and Aniston said she “chose” to believe her husband”. That’s not proof of any sort…’”

        However, that’s more than anyone who wasn’t directly involved in the situation deserved to know, no one in the public deserves any proof at all.

        That’s why I don’t care how JT got with JA, it’s nobody’s business, period. Speculate, but don’t make it your life. Too many people over-identify with both situations, it’s ridiculous.

      • Wendy says:

        @OldVic: how exactly are you getting “Aniston lied” out of her choosing to believe what Pitt told her? That would make her no different that most women who get cheated on and didn’t actually catch them in the act. No one wants to believe that the person they are supposed to trust most in the world has betrayed them. THAT is real denial.

        @prayer4thewild: I don’t particualarly care either, but every time someone starts in on the “It was PROVEN” argument, I wonder how on earth I could have missed Brangelina being deposed under oath and with witnesses, documentaion and Proof of AJ’s virginity right up until the day after Pitt and Aniston split being waved around as exhibit A.

  14. NM6804 says:

    He’s not dumb, when I “researched” him, he seemed like a well-rounded person who knows more about life than just desperately looking for fame. I find him the smart and talented one in that relationship actually. He’s handsome too, I love the sexy dirtiness that oozes from that picture (if MF would tease with his pubes, everybody would fawn over it so yeah…) but laugh at the “trying to look like I’m not trying at all”. It’s obvious (yes he probably brought that T-shirt from his home! :D ). And oh my, the arms! Hot! Men do get better with age ^^.

    What the hell did he see in Aniston? Ah, yes, being 40 years old with so much street cred but no visibility can make a man desperate. He ain’t selling his life directly but he knew what kind of person Aniston is (please!) and is happy to pose along her side. That and ditching his GF for it is ruining it for me a bit. I mean, lots of celebs do it but him pretending to be above it (hipster my ass) by not discussing it and basically ignoring it, is weak. I suspect when things go better for him, he’ll ditch Aniston or vice versa because she likes to keep her men close where she can watch them.

  15. Kaye says:

    Wow, am I the only one who read the first few sentences and thought “pretentious as hell”? The next few paragraphs did nothing to change that first impression.

  16. NerdMomma says:

    He’s a good looking man and I’m no prude, but that picture is really, really disgusting.

  17. ruokmiss? says:

    smart is sexy. well done, miss aniston.

  18. Bellabumbum says:

    Does anyone else find his left eyebrow lift arrogant and irritating???? He’s got it lifted in nearly every darn photo for the last decade. He practices that in the mirror. That’s his Douche-Steel.

  19. Jackie says:

    he really is a douche. total fame whore, but he knew how to play it down during the interview…he’s not stupid, but REALLY wants to be famous.

    she is totally being used. i can feel it in my bones.

  20. Monkey Jim says:

    Beard = creepy uncle. Without beard = yeah, I SO would, even with the pants moustache. Hangs head in shame.

  21. lucy2 says:

    The photo was fine…until I clicked to remove the ad, and yikes! Didn’t need to see that.

    I saw a movie trailer for Wanderlust that actually looked very funny, but then saw a TV commercial for it that looked pretty lame. Funny how editing can do that.
    I love Paul Rudd, so I’ll probably catch it on DVD.

  22. normades says:

    A guy who wears “leather bangles on tattooed wrists, gold aviator sunglasses, and a ­fedora tipped at a rakish angle.” = douche

  23. Jaded says:

    I much prefer his uncle, Paul Theroux. Now there’s a sexy beast who is also an amazingly talented writer. And doesn’t have to posehard.

  24. gfsj says:

    The movie is tracking very poorly, it will open to low numbers.

    He is after fame, without his GF Aniston he would not even be doing interviews or photoshoots for this film! He is a complete user who will leave Aniston like all the other men she has been with when he gets tired of her shallow brain.

  25. serena says:

    I didn’t want to see that -the fur- hell no. eww.

  26. photolab says:

    “She’s the most adorable little cookie you’ve ever seen…She looks like she just smoked an exploding cigar.”

    Aww, it’s cute that they’re both showing off pictures of their puppy. And I love that the puppy is a rescue! A pit bull mix, at that.

    • Mac says:

      Pit Bulls and babies are a bad combination.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @mac, actually they are not. I have a pit and 2 young children. They hit, pull and wrestle the dog who barely bats and eyelash. Not so long ago, pit bulls were brought in as “nanny dogs,” the trusted caretaker pups to watch children. Google “vintage pitbull nanny dog photos,” and you’ll see Victorian era children posed with their beloved pits.

        It’s striking–and quite sad–to see such documentation of how beloved the now-maligned dog once was. The very same American pit bull is now more often associated with Michael Vick’s dogfights, and stories of household pets gone bad, sometimes tragically involving kids.
        But back to the breed’s history as a family dog: Helen Keller had a pit bull. Laura Ingalls Wilder, who wrote “Little House on the Prairie,” owned one, too. And Petey, the mascot pup with the black eye patch in “The Little Rascals?” Pit bull.
        Over time, the breed, which was also bred to battle bulls and fight other dogs, picked up a reputation for a nasty nature. Cesar Millan, the “dog whisperer” who is around the breed every day, says it’s people who should be blamed, not the breed. He writes on his website, “Pit bulls get a bad rap because of irresponsible owners.”

  27. Happymom says:

    This guy is so full of himself. The entire article is a big eye roll. And don’t even get me started on the picture.

    • toto says:

      he can’t indulge it bcaz Heidi said if they talk she will talk…

      Ben steller mentor?

      your crotch in magazines and you hate fame?

      you are full of it Justin and you ain’t fooling me with your dog pictures .

      if you look into this interview you will see huevane all over it ..

      some skin images ( only Aniston could convincing to do that) its her style to prompt her movies.
      some dogs love
      some salad and food delicate recipe details
      oh i am not what you hear i am over it..
      he plays with his hair in the picture

      lol

  28. :-( says:

    I must be old because all I can say here is pull up your pants. I hate the sagging jeans look. What’s the point of wearing a belt if your pants are gonna sag down your butt? if he turned around we’d see his crack.

  29. Insertrandomname says:

    well it is a little icky. hes 40 years old!! being 19 thats not something I want to see though he looks slightly younger than he is i guess.

  30. ramona says:

    This guy is just the worst. Pretentious as hell, total poser, gross pubes. His lunch order. The description of the lobby as “intimite with delicate lighting”. Awful. Just AWFUL.

  31. Zelda says:

    I have no problem with the pubic hair. It’s the try-too-hard ripped up shirt that makes me hate this photo…

  32. dee says:

    I love him, and I think he and Jen are very happy. They deserve it. Everyone moves on after a bad marriage or break up. Jennifer is beautiful in her own way as is Angelina.

  33. I Choose Me says:

    “Is it too early in the morning for some Justin Theroux crotch fur?”

    LMAO!

    Not to early for me. I think he’s hot. Have thought so ever since CA: Full Trottle. That glimpse of his treasure trail makes me want to do naughty things to/with him.

  34. mln76 says:

    Ok interview but dude pull up your pants…. WE DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!

  35. blc says:

    Good god. Did he get that pose out of the douchebag handbook? What self respecting man would want to be photographed like that??? Awful.

  36. Happymom says:

    And I just wanted to add: everyone I’ve ever met who went to Bennington is a pretentious, “artistic”, a-hole, so he fits right in.

  37. Miffits says:

    I am totally conflicted. From what he says he seems like a totally down to earth albeit a bit arty dude but the description of what he’s wearing (jaunty angled fedora) and the pube portrait up top just paints him as a knob. SO CONFUSED!!!!

  38. mary simon says:

    He’s kind of sexy sometimes – not into the fur picture but he looks good in the shirt and tie. I like his dark hair and brows and even the brow arch. He was very funny and watchable as the villain in “Your Highness” – I was pleasantly surprised. I hope he and Jen are truly happy and that the new movie does well. I love Paul Rudd and will see him in anything, regardless of the reviews.

  39. Diane says:

    I kinda find it weird how she took this man and basically molded him into the man she wanted him to be, at least looks-wise. Its a tad creepy to me. And doesn’t seem to bode well for their future if her first order of business was to change him.

    Otherwise, I don’t really care one way or the other about either of them. Hope they are happy.

  40. layla says:

    Dude needs some serious manscaping down there! *gaaaazooks!

  41. MissyA says:

    I don’t dislike him. He comes across as intelligent and (mostly) down to earth. Type of guy I could crush on.

    It’s just hard to trust someone in Hollywood who insists that they hate being in Hollywood, you know? Especially since said person is dating the perennial rom-com queen – a woman who’s networth is generated on scandal and gossip, (as opposed to box office draw and talent).

    I think he’d be fun to have the occasional beer with, but there’s something about this guy that makes me feel conflicted and unsettled. Like he’s playing a role and think’s he’s passable. Weird.

  42. nan says:

    Sorry, can’t get past the football-size forehead!!

  43. Jayna says:

    He and Jen are very cute together. I hope it works.

    But why did he do those ultra-hip-we’re-too-cool photo sessions with Jen and release them to the public for no reason right in the beginning of their relationship going public if he was private and not wanting more fame on the back of his superstar girlfriend? Hmmmmmm.

  44. BELLA says:

    I know he is into her cash ect. I CANT BELIEVE HE IS REALLY STILL WITH HER…

  45. Minxx says:

    Hmm.. Eglish is my fourth language so I could be totally wrong but shouldn’t he be saying “divulge it” instead of “indulge it”? After all, he doesn’t want to make sensitive info on him and Jennifer known, so divulge would be more appropriate. Is “indulge it” making any sense in this context? Just asking…
    Other than that I have nothing good to say about him – maybe I’m too old to fall for his douche-y, hipster wannabe charm ;) I just find him completely phony.

  46. ann says:

    I do my own facial-hair stunts,he says.
    Wow, that’s almost as edgy as Jen saying she went without mascara in “just go with it”.

  47. Dee Cee says:

    She must not be all that, it’s all rather spooky-cling and too much desperation; and he wants to take no blame laters.. So not divulge?

  48. Holly Hobby says:

    His mother used to be the editor of Parents Magazine so I would think he had a privileged upbringing.

  49. Meliscious says:

    I think this is the first time where I was ever THANKFUL for the placement of the ad over the bottom of the photo. Someone his age still clinging to that kind of image just seems sad.

  50. Mac says:

    “It’s harder and takes so freaking long, but to me it’s more satisfying. As a writer you’re the architect; as a director you design the interior;as an actor you are nothing but the leg of a table.”

    Yeah right.

    Justin Theroux would give up his left nut for the lead in anything.

  51. Lindsey says:

    “And I spend a fortune on already worn out T-Shirts. It makes me look hip”.

    • Runs with Scissors says:

      @Zelda and Lindsay:

      Re: his t-shirt

      Lol, I agree, he probably paid a fortune to get a yogi to collect rainforest-harvested cotton that was hand-spun by tibetan children who had it urinated on by an elite species of camels to get that “earthy” color and then paid someone to acid-burn strategically-placed holes that make it look like an old lived in I’m-so-down-to-earth-and-not-at-all-concerned-with-my-appearance-even-for-a-really-important-interview-that-is-crucial-to-controlling-public-opinion-of-me-and-could-make-or-break-my-career t-shirt…

      …and then he charged it all to Aniston’s card :)

  52. Runs with Scissors says:

    “TheAnis,” lol, that’s too funny.

    He’s not talking about Aniston because Heidi already warned them if they talked about their relationship, she would spill about the sketchy way they got together.

    It’s worked so far, they are only allowed to say “I’m happy” and had to settle with the release of carefully choreographed black and white photos taken by their ‘good friend’ Terry Richardson, the molester.

    Thanks Heidi, it was a genius move. :)

  53. xploxite says:

    He Looks so Hottt Specially in the first Photo, Wow.

  54. Ginger says:

    I personally love that cut men have around the hip when they are lean/ athletic…very sexy but yah I could have done without the “crotch” fur … Lol!

  55. Kim says:

    Oh goodness no one knew who you were before dating Jennifer – why are you acting like yo are so famous & that anyone cares. What an egomaniac. He writes stupid manchild humor movies & he is acting like he is Scorcese!

    Oh and is someone holding a gun to his head and forcing him to drive a Mercedes?

  56. Kim says:

    NOOOOOOOO!!!! Zoolander was hilarious. If he writes the sequel it will suck!

  57. Moreaces says:

    Im happy for her, I hope she has found someone for her, and will love her for that..

  58. lisa says:

    As a writer you’re the architect; as a director you design the interior;as an actor you are nothing but the leg of a table.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    But really without the actor what exactly is the Director directing. You can’t direct the words off the printed page. The author if he or she wants the words to come to life needs the Actor. Ohterwise why sell a script. If you don’t care about it being made into a film.

    His thinking is off. If a writer only wants his words read, then don’t do scripts that later call for Actors to make it realized for the audience.

    He wants his scripts made into film.. but without actors.. OK

    • patw says:

      Have you seen WALL-E?

      Anyway, he said leg of a table, so I don’t think he’s discounting their importance (because if you cut off that leg, and then another, then it’s not really a table), but putting them in a hierarchy.

      Given he’s done all three roles successfully, I think his opinion is well informed versus ignorant. And it’s not any different from what MANY other actors have stated.

  59. LucyOriginal says:

    The first pic of him reminded me of Dujardin

  60. anonymous says:

    Gross! a nobody showing his pubic hairs nasty. First get some acting cred by yourself not my your girl friend nobody knew about this man before he dated Aniston , now he has the audacity to show his pubic hair in public,as if any one cares, d-lister at best. His face looks like fright night.

  61. Violet says:

    “They’re still playing fast and loose with the “start date” of the relationship too – NY Mag identifies their relationship as “a year old.” Meaning they started in February of last year?”

    It’s pretty obvious that he was cheating on Heidi, his partner of 14 years, for months before she found out. And I doubt Heidi heard it from Justin, since he denied any involvement with Jen even to Heidi’s mom as recently as a week or two before Heidi moved out of their home mid-June.

    I guess if Jen is willing to strip down to her bra to promote their film, the least Justin can do is show some pubic hair. Such a classy couple.

    • ldel says:

      Yes, and I suppose you WOULDN’T do the same in their position…don’t bother to answer, it wouldn’t be honest anyway.

      Have we been swept up in a time machine and ended up in the Victoria Era? wtf is up with you people?

      • Violet says:

        If you’re so cynical that you believe everyone cheats and lies, I’m not even going to try to convince you otherwise.

        If Jen and Justin’s movie is any good, they shouldn’t need to lay themselves bare to promote it. In fact, most people — in the Victoria era as well as in 2012 — don’t have to do that to get ahead at work.

  62. nemera says:

    Can you even wear underwear when you wear such low riders.

    I don’t find him the least bit attractive.

    I do think he and Jennifer are a perfect match. Finally she found her equal.

  63. FeverDream says:

    First of all I give this relationship less than one more year.

    Second of all he’s retarded hot in that picture and I like his low-riding jeans and the peek at his manbush.

  64. Az says:

    Of course he went to Bennington. I rolled my eyes so many times, I’m dizzy!

  65. ldel says:

    I like him (from what little I know!) I just hope he’s good enough for Aniston.

  66. Runs with Scissors says:

    “…leather bangles on tattooed wrists, gold aviator sunglasses, and a ­fedora tipped at a rakish angle.

    “I like it here,” he says, …settling in and ordering a very L.A. lunch: cranberry juice, green tea, and mixed greens with shaved Parmesan on the side. “And the lighting is delicate.”

    The writer must have had a blast writing this, lol, just let Justin in all his douchy idiocy undo all the work that Huvane must have put in prepping him for this “down-to-earth” interview.

    Aniston could do so much better than this greasy poser.

    • skuddles says:

      Aw Runswithscissors I swear you stole the thoughts right out of my head! :D That paragraph hit me too… this guy tries SOOO hard to be come across as Mr Cool… too hard. Never could stand pretentious types like that. And the ratty tee pic (to emphasize how hard he trying not to appear he’s trying too hard) with pubes on display just grosses me out. I suspect Jen has her hands full with this one… he may not be anywhere close to her level of fame or wealth but I bet he eclipses her in the selfish/high maintenance department.

  67. pamela says:

    Just a little info about “Mr too-cool-for-school” Theroux….one of my co-workers has a friend who knows someone who worked with JT in NYC. She was an assistant to someone who was working with JT, and she was sent to his apartment one day for whatever. It seems JT has a wierd prescription bottle collection….quite extensive, and he is majorly OCD. She says she was really freaked out when she saw the “collectin”. I suppose that’s why he and Aniston had to buy a mansion in LA, After all they do need the extra space for his “collection”. LOL

    • skuddles says:

      Whoa, weird thing to collect. Pamela, do you know by any chance – were these all his own px’s or other peoples? In any case, strange….

      • pamela says:

        LOL, my co-worker said she didn’t ask, and she said the assistant said she was so freaked out, she she just wanted out of the apartment. My co-worker actually enjoyed his acting, especially his turn in Mulholland Drive, but she said even she was wierded out about it. I heard this story since last year when he started up with JA, but I very, very rarely post anything on JA’s posts, so I never recounted the story before now. However, after this ridiculous interview and posing, I just thought what the hey? LOL.

    • skuddles says:

      Thanks for all the info Pamela…. I can understand why the assistant was freaked out by his px bottle collection – strikes me as rather abnormal too.

    • Wendy says:

      It’s probably “installation art”. I know someone who paid a fortune for what is basically a canvas with a bunch of coke cans stuck to it. Go visit the Saatchi Gallery sometime in London and you’ll see what I mean.

  68. Mac says:

    The fact that Justin is already at the pulling his pants down stage is a clear indication that he feels his time in the spotlight is waning.

    I suspect that Jennifer will not wait long before she puts some serious distance between herself and Mr. Theroux.

    • pamela says:

      I actually think they will be together for a bit longer, because after all it is beneficial to BOTH of them, and they may actually care about each other. My question is, for two people in their 40′s, after the “glow” of the dating first days, what is there to hold you together? And I am not necessarily talking kids. But there has to be MORE than dating/living together to keep the relationship going.

      Oh well, time will tell. I don’t particularly care one way or the other. I am just happy that FINALLY it seems that Brad and Angie are no longer part of the equation in regards to JA.

  69. sullivan says:

    Middle-aged, pubic hair showing, hipster poseur.
    No thank you.

  70. Nico Zachetti says:

    Full of himself–and too old for the hipster-dipster scruff bit. Dating the most boring actress on earth doesn’t help him in my book, but it’s gotten him some attention–like his pubes are meant to here. I like seeing them, but again, showing bush is so obviously part of his pose. Ethan Hawke did this more authentically (the sloppy actor-writer thing, not necessary the gratuitous pube expo).

  71. Erica says:

    Gross, too old, dying for attention. Perfect for match for manniston! Love it.

  72. Ogechi says:

    Educated? No wonder he is so classy & exhumes high level of charisma. I love him & Jen together. They are beautiful & classy.