Russell Brand shagged a mystery brunette, who does the walk of shame

Russell Brand has been spending his post-Katy Perry days with a steady dose of yoga and bare feet. Admittedly, I don’t understand why he would go barefoot in the street (I’ve included those photos at the end of this post), but maybe it’s just one of his quirks. Sort of like his jaunty scarves — now he has a purple one to match his yoga mat! But even though the scarves rotate, Russell is quite fond of wearing the same “lightning bolt” t-shirt to yoga class. I can only assume he uses the lightning bolt to direct attention down towards his crotch area.

Anyway, I’m sure Russell quite enjoys the act of positioning himself within the last row during yoga class so that he can appreciate the view while flowing into “downward dog” pose. He’s officially back in the game now too, since a “mystery brunette” was spotted doing the walk of shame outside his front door. You can see the photograph here, and the woman looks almost triumphant. Of course, Kaiser, CB, and myself all agree that her outfit is pretty trashy and designed to seduce a man on the rebound, and CB points out that she’s left the price stickers on her shoes. Well, no one ever accused Russell of dating classy women, right?

Comic spends night with brunette as he gets over divorce from Perry

COMIC Russell Brand is getting over his divorce from Katy Perry the only way he knows how — by getting back in the saddle.

He was snapped dropping a pretty brunette back at her apartment after she stayed at his new LA pile overnight.

Russell, 36, who was renowned for his bed-hopping antics before his shock decision to tie the knot, gave the mystery girl a kiss before she skipped out of his car — wearing the same clothes from the night before.

The teetotal funnyman had enjoyed a date with her at The Largo Theatre, in Los Angeles at the weekend, before driving back to his place.

A source said: “Russell is a single man again and starting to move on from Katy.

“Like any bloke, he had missed female company. He isn’t quite back to his old ways yet, but he’s very much back in the saddle.”

On Sunday Katy, 27, performed her new single “Part Of Me” at The Grammys. The song is a broadside at their failed marriage. It includes cutting lines like, “You chewed me up and spat me out. You can keep the diamond ring.”

After the couple split, Russell moved into a £s; 1.2million bachelor pad in Hollywood.

The couple were married for just 14 months before Russell filed for divorce last December.

[From The Sun]

Yes, the ink is barely dry on Russell and Katy’s divorce papers, but at least he didn’t sign with a heart and happy face combo, and even though there have been rumors of his him shagging other chicks, he’s at least taken enough care to not have one photographed outside his home until now. Oh, and those rumors that he’s been texting with Zooey Deschanel? Those were recently debunked by Zooey herself, who says, “I literally do not know him.” Yeah, I think Russell will stick with “mystery” chicks for awhile and steer clear of dating anyone high profile, so Zooey is probably safe from his clutches.

Meanwhile, Katy is getting over the divorce by making more money. The Sun reports that she’s just signed a new multi-million dollar deal as the face of Proactiv despite the fact that she was freely walking around with her acne in full view while she endorsed the company in 2010. Just to be clear — I’m not saying anything is wrong with having acne (we all have it!), but I suspect that Katy’s skin doesn’t take kindly to her habit of consistently piling on pounds of makeup every day.

As for Russell? He’s still a bad, bad boy in more ways than one and was photographed talking on his cell phone while driving, which is still against the law in California.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

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  1. Maya says:

    He walks on the street barefoot? Ew.

  2. AudreyS says:

    There is something about him that is SO HOT to me. I think it’s his wit and intelligence. And, I do have a thing for facial hair. 😉

    • tooey says:

      I used to feel that way too, but the scarves, the parachute pants and now the bear feet are killing it for me. I think Russell and I are f***ing done, over. Sigh. Katy crushed the hot out of him.

  3. normades says:

    Ew! How Britney Spears of him to walk around barefoot in LA.

    What is the mystery brunette wearing? It’s like long skirted spanx.

    And the article asks anyone with information on her identity to come forward. How embarrassing!!Now that is shizz you’d want to keep on the DL.

  4. Relli says:

    “she’s just signed a new multi-million dollar deal as the face of Proactiv”

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    I hate her Proavtiv ads they make irrationally stabby and angry. Her perkiness pertaining to her zits sounds like nails on a chalkboard. OMG i cannot endure MORE of her TV ads. Biggest downside to canceling cable,is that Paid Programming is on ALL THE TIME.

    • JaisyMaisy says:

      Yes! And she apparently doesn’t grasp the concept of the rhetorical question. “Who needs acne? NOT ME!” Really? Cause I thought you might need acne. CHUT UP.

    • chia says:

      I think it is her voice in those commercials more than anything. Gahh.

  5. sassenach says:

    I doubt she has a makeup artist on hand everyday applying this much makeup. We really only see her on the red carpet and such but in her personal time, she doesn’t wear much makeup.

    • Beatrix says:

      I don’t know what you’re looking at – that stuff is caked ON her every time she’s photographed.

  6. JudyJudyJudy says:

    never cared about him either way until I saw him in a clip on “Ellen”…funny and sweet. I hope you all let him get on with his sex life without hounding him; seems unfair to do to a healthy young guy.

  7. Reece says:

    I think he’s sexy in that funny guy way. I get why women like him. Not for me but I get it.

    I know I’m completely in the minority but, I’d bet that place is pretty clean. Seriously! That doesn’t look like a street. It looks like the parking lot of some Brentwood building where they jet clean the parking lot every other day.
    Would I still walk barefoot? Heck No! But hey his feet (that i don’t have to touch) not mine.

  8. Kimlee says:

    I don’t see the big deal about him shagging some brunette their getting divorce and she wants to shagge the football player.

    • Camille (The original) says:

      Neither do I.

      Having been married to that ditzy airhead, I don’t blame him for getting back out there.

  9. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Scarves forever, you rotten dirty shagger!

    I kinda like him ’cause you know he knows what he’s doing!

  10. layla says:

    Russel Brands walks of shame are THE BEST THING EVER!

    Welcome back – hahaa!

  11. Sam says:

    I don’t get the big deal about walking barefoot. While I could never pull it off, I don’t get why there is so much hate for it. Its not like he is sucking on his toes afterward or something. (At least I hope not)

    • AudreyS says:

      Agreed. Honestly, what’s really gross is to not take your shoes off when you walk into your home or someone else’s home. If you’re freaked out about getting your bare feet dirty, just think what’s on the bottoms of shoes!

  12. Ainsley says:

    I don’t blame Brand at all. Perry’s already out hitting on dudes and releasing whiny songs about her marriage like she’s the victim. Russell can do what he wants now.

    • Kim says:

      Not a Katy fan at all but i havent seen her out with guys at all? Ive always been a Russell fan but i do think Katy is taking the high rd in this divorce and he is acting like a high school boy sowing his wild oats. Its time for him to grow up.

  13. MJ says:

    I haven’t seen anyone rock the legwarmers in quite a long time.

  14. Happy21 says:

    I like him and his quirkiness.

    Katy Perry really has lost some of my respect in recent weeks from the stupid smilies and hearts on legal docs to the Grammy performance.

    Maybe the girl is an escort…just a thought…

  15. Franny says:

    I want to know how they cover up the bumps of acne. You can hid the red, but you can’t hid those bumps.

  16. alex says:

    Weird to see a stoic Russel Brand.

  17. original sandy says:

    i too like russell, he is a stand up guy, funny and sweet combo works for him.

  18. Kim says:

    Ewww! Its gross & in bad taste when a barely divorced man is already sleeping with or even dating other women. Shouldnt he be thinking about how he married to soon and working on those issues/taking time to better himself?

  19. skuddles says:

    Oh Russell… copying Justin Bieber’s hideous high socks thing? Your coolness factor, elevated after you opted out of Katy’s fortune, just plummeted a few notches.