The last we heard from Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s Engagement of Secrets, they were allegedly fighting tooth and nail over their prenup. Biel allegedly wanted to get paid $500,000 if (and when) JT cheats on her when they’re married, and he’s all “Nah.” The tabloids also claimed that we had yet to see Biel wear her engagement ring because the first one JT gave her was too small, and she “demanded” a bigger rock. Well… over the weekend, there were reports that Biel was flashing her ring all over NYC, when Justin appeared on Saturday Night Live. There were still no photos, of course, but mysteriously enough, People Magazine and Us Weekly BOTH got “tips” that Biel was flashing her ring. So what’s up with them? What’s up with the mystery ring? What’s up with Justin’s wandering dong? Us Weekly has all the answers:
Six weeks after Us Weekly broke the news Justin Timberlake had proposed to Jessica Biel, Biel finally revealed her sparkler during an SNL after party at NYC’s Ristorante Asellina on Feb. 18.
“It wasn’t huge like a Kardashian ring,” says a witness. “It looked vintage and might have been custom-made. Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig both checked it out!”
So why did Biel wait so long to expose the stone?
“She wanted to wear the ring right away, but Justin has been worried this will be a career killer,” says an insider of the couple, who dated off and on for five years before getting engaged in December. “He’s not sure how he’ll operate as ‘Justin Timberlake, the married man.’”
He’ll find out soon enough: “The big day’s this summer at a private estate,” says another source. “Monique Lhuillier is her No. 1 choice for the dress.”
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
There’s so much to groan about in such a short story, right? “Justin has been worried this will be a career killer” and “He’s not sure how he’ll operate as ‘Justin Timberlake, the married man.” Dear God, WHY the hell are they getting married? Do they not understand that this is going to be such an unmitigated disaster? Or is Biel just hellbent on getting him down the aisle, come hell or high water, just because she’s put this much time and effort into it? That scares me. I’m scared of both of them.
PS… I recently watched Bad Teacher, and I was surprised to find that I didn’t hate JT in that movie at all. He plays a wimpy d-bag, and he was good at that. I actually liked the movie too.
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