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The last we heard from Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s Engagement of Secrets, they were allegedly fighting tooth and nail over their prenup. Biel allegedly wanted to get paid $500,000 if (and when) JT cheats on her when they’re married, and he’s all “Nah.” The tabloids also claimed that we had yet to see Biel wear her engagement ring because the first one JT gave her was too small, and she “demanded” a bigger rock. Well… over the weekend, there were reports that Biel was flashing her ring all over NYC, when Justin appeared on Saturday Night Live. There were still no photos, of course, but mysteriously enough, People Magazine and Us Weekly BOTH got “tips” that Biel was flashing her ring. So what’s up with them? What’s up with the mystery ring? What’s up with Justin’s wandering dong? Us Weekly has all the answers:
Six weeks after Us Weekly broke the news Justin Timberlake had proposed to Jessica Biel, Biel finally revealed her sparkler during an SNL after party at NYC’s Ristorante Asellina on Feb. 18.
“It wasn’t huge like a Kardashian ring,” says a witness. “It looked vintage and might have been custom-made. Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig both checked it out!”
So why did Biel wait so long to expose the stone?
“She wanted to wear the ring right away, but Justin has been worried this will be a career killer,” says an insider of the couple, who dated off and on for five years before getting engaged in December. “He’s not sure how he’ll operate as ‘Justin Timberlake, the married man.’”
He’ll find out soon enough: “The big day’s this summer at a private estate,” says another source. “Monique Lhuillier is her No. 1 choice for the dress.”
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
There’s so much to groan about in such a short story, right? “Justin has been worried this will be a career killer” and “He’s not sure how he’ll operate as ‘Justin Timberlake, the married man.” Dear God, WHY the hell are they getting married? Do they not understand that this is going to be such an unmitigated disaster? Or is Biel just hellbent on getting him down the aisle, come hell or high water, just because she’s put this much time and effort into it? That scares me. I’m scared of both of them.
PS… I recently watched Bad Teacher, and I was surprised to find that I didn’t hate JT in that movie at all. He plays a wimpy d-bag, and he was good at that. I actually liked the movie too.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Disasters, Engagements, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake
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Pathetic. At this point she should just say “bye (bye bye)”. Neither one of them should use “career killer” as an excuse.
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That is a very good point. I agree, it is time to say bye, bye, bye to this relationship. They aren’t even married yet, and it already seems doomed.
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Geez. These two won’t last if they ever even make it down the aisle. I never knew Timberlake was such a man-boy commitment- phobe. I saw what he looks like bald (SNL) and it’s not a good look. He won’t age pretty, so he ought to lock that down, Arrested Development-style.
Biel could do a lot better.
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Yes! but no one listens to us, do they?? are we going to have to say “i told you so…”? Yes! again :p
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Are we seriously gonna just believe any of this?? I mean I guess it’s weird that we haven’t seen the ring…. But this is all speculation and made up stories here!! It’s tabloid fodder….. Oh wait( this couple doesn’t get the benenfit of the doubt) carry on….yea, they should totally just fall off the face of the earth!
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Errr justin, just for the record..your career has already been killed because you’re such a dumb douchebag and this all story about the ring, the prenup and the wedding is not making you any favor.
still i can’t forget that prank with him losing all his belongings and first thing he did was to call his mom then sat on his door step almost crying. Jeez, get a grip!
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omg, yeah, wasn’t that awesome?! he was crying, calling his mom. i laughed and laughed and laughed.
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he really made a fool of himself, such a whimp!!! crying on the phone!!! ahaha
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Who saw JT crying on the phone actually? JT could do better too
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Is there a ring? Seriously.
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I don’t believe for 1 second that they are either engaged, or getting married.
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X 2
It’s all B.S.
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On board with these two – this world makes me ill
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I don’t see them actually making it down the aisle. They’ll be like so many other stars that get engaged forever and never marry and then eventually break up.
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i wouldnt be surprised.
its always the hollywood crowd who place their career before everything else and then whine that they are lonely.
i dont think being married can kill your carreer but i think being a cheating douchebag will do more harm.
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I liked Bad Teacher too! I liked seeing Cameron Diaz being such a horrible person and JT was perfect as the wimp.
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So he really didn’t have to act…
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He would benefit greatly from someone close to him sitting him down and telling him that in the real world he would never land a “Jessica” . He has scored a beautiful woman with self esteem issues out the wazoo. He should never let her go, but instead seems to think he’s donating himself to charity.
He is a shining example of what a PR Machine can do with nerdy little dude.
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Oh I’m sorry, did I just roll my eyes out loud?
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I liked the movie too, Cam was really good, she always is in these sorts of movies. But JT, was so bad, can you say OVERACTING yikes! The only thing I liked him in was the social network. Thought he was truly good in that.
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Probably bc he played an arrogant dbag in The Social Network. It’s natural for him.
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So JT people have the most pull.. That has to be the reason for such a negative story for Jess. JT’s career, bitch please. This needs to end now.
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This is her PR a summer wedding? They just got engaged why so fast?
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Right! A pr summer wedding to go w. her movie coming out in the summer.
They want to tie JT down quicker so he won’t realize this dumba** decision and so he won’t dump her again lol
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I don’t think Justin would have any problem getting married if it was someone he felt was his equal. This is definitely like a Prince William/Kate Middleton situation…but I actually believe William has compassion for Kate. He dated around, couldn’t find anyone to stick it out with or trust, so he comes crawling back to old faithful.
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Justin does not seem interested in dating his ‘equal’ or being apart of a power couple. The attention wouldn’t be all on him.
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“He plays a wimpy d-bag, and he was good at that.”
Hahahahaha
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Some people *shakes head*. Why are they even getting married? One is in denial and one is a cheating mama’s boy.
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these two are not engaged
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They are both crazy. Maybe Justin’s grandma (who broke the news initially) needs to give him a good talking to.
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So far this “engagement” has been a total joke. I think you nailed it Kaiser when you previously referred to this as a STFU ring…. he hasn’t got a single sincere intention where this dim dame is concerned.
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don’t cheat people!!!
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She’s a pathetic barnacle who refuses to let go of him. I have no sympathy for her, and he ought to show some backbone and get rid of her.
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I don’t care for Jessica Biel or JT, but I loved Bad Teacher! I also really liked Friends with Benefits. It’s annoying that JT wants to be an Oscar-nominated actor, but he’s not bad in rom coms.
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Ugh, I don’t really like either of them, so this doesn’t affect me much. I will admit to liking Justin’s music (once upon a time, at least), but Jessica is devoid of any acting talent and I HATE her mouth. Some people go on and on about how great looking she is, but I just don’t see it. Nice, albeit skinny, body, but ugly ugly face.
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Dude, from what I can see, there’s no engagement ring, but I’d be damned if she’s not hiding a bump underneath all those loose clothes! For reals!
http://www.justjared.com/2012/02/24/jessica-biel-visits-justin-timberlake-work/
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I liked Bad Teacher, too! I watched it again for free about a week ago. CD was amusing in it and yes, those d-bag roles are made for JT. No acting involved.
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I think if tabloids and blogs stopped writing about these two, then they would break up. If he isn’t keeping her in the public eye, then she would have no need for him. He allows her to let her PR leak these so called details so that she will stick around and feel important. In return, he gets a wife who will do what she is told, and he can bang her (as long as she doesn’t get fat) and anyone else, male and female, he wants to.
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Are all these stories being made-up/leaked by Biel’s side? Sure, she comes across as an idiot in them all but Timberlake always comes across as a colossally self-important arsehole.
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THIS IS A PUBLICITY STUNT!!
No official confirmation of “engagement” and no ring along with continuous PR releases for over two months equals publicity stunt. If you confirm the engagement or show the ring, how much press do you get? Exactly.
He does not respect her. He knows that he can cheat anytime and nothing will happen. How many cheater/douchebag stories does she need? Does she love him? JB’s PR releases awful stories to the tabs (sources said) that further the cheater/douchebag theme. This is the basis of a giving, committed, healthy relationship?
It’s a win-win for everybody. The fame-whores get press and attention(remember there is no such thing as bad press to the fame whore.) The tabs make money on the continuing soap opera story line.
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Jessica Biel HAS TO HAVE something REALLY F–KING GOOD on Justin Timberlake. . . that’s all I’m gonna say.
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I can’t get over how bad she looks in the gold dress pics. Her hair is terrible, looks like she did her own makeup, and despite the fact she has a dynamite bod the dress makes her look frumpy. Girl has NO clue!
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I’m over this ring thing. Those orange sunglasses are awesome though.
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I’m sooo over this! I can’t wait until he breaks up with her. I hope though he won’t rush into something else though. But knowing his track record that’s a tuff one..
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People, please stop saying that Bad Teacher was a good movie!
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