Kim Kardashian is holding on to all of Kris Humphries’ money from their joint account

These are some photos of Kim Kardashian from a few days ago, while she was pumping her own gas in LA. At least she pumps her own gas? Sure. We’re setting the bar pretty low on that one, though. Anyway, yesterday we discussed TMZ’s story about how Kris Humphries is trying to legally extort millions of dollars from Ol’ Kat-face. According to TMZ’s report, Kris Humphries walked away from the marriage with more money than you’d think – that he made something like $1 million from the wedding. But now TMZ has a new story claiming that in reality, while Kris was supposed to be get his cut of everything, Kim still has all of the money/wedding profits:

Sources close to Kris Humphries say he has no beef with the story we posted yesterday — that he made a bundle off of his wedding to Kim Kardashian — but according to Kris’ camp … the bballer hasn’t seen a penny and Kim has it all.

We’re told before they were hitched … Kim and Kris opened a joint account in which they deposited all the money they made from the wedding and other ventures. Our sources say Kris did indeed get money for selling wedding photos and appearing on the Kardashian reality show … but they say all that money went into the joint account and Kris never got any of it.

Here’s what’s perplexing. Since it was a joint account, Kris would have as much access to the money as Kim. But sources connected to Kris say he’s never attempted to withdraw any of it.

As we reported yesterday … Kris wants millions from Kim as part of the divorce settlement, even though they were together in marriage for only 72 days.

Sources close to Kris tell us … he doesn’t even care about the money — all he wants is an annulment.

Problem for Kris is …. in order to get an annulment, he has to prove the marriage was fraudulent, and that’s going to be tough.

Kris’ lawyer had no comment.

[From TMZ]

“He has to prove the marriage was fraudulent, and that’s going to be tough.” Seriously? Will that seriously be “tough”? Isn’t it pretty much established at this point that the whole thing was a fraud? Or put another way, A Kardashian Kon. They’re like fancy, Botoxy grifters. While I dislike Kris Humphries, I do hope he’s able to smash the prenup. Sounds more and more like a payoff could be coming, though – and allegedly, Kris has already named his price: $7 million. Just write him a check, Kat-face.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. brin says:

    LOL at “fancy botoxy grifters”….Bingo!

  2. Astrid says:

    Wow, that’s a big booty hanging out in the last photo

  3. dorothy says:

    Kim’s keeping the money? Shocker.

  4. Agnes says:

    she’s even posing by the gas pump. good god, it’s a gas station. oh, wait, if this was a truck stop, that might be somehow fitting…

  5. Asli says:

    I can’t help but laugh at the ridicouless-ness that is Kim K. and Ko.

    Just get the annulment, Humpries. Get the annulment and try to forget this ever happened.

  6. marlee says:

    OK, OK, something nice: love her jacket. Phew. Did it. Paid her a compliment, so now I can say how I really feel…. “size 2″ makes me laugh every time I see a full body shot of her. There. Is. No. WAY. That ass.

  7. cmc says:

    Hmmm…something nice: she looks practically human in these photos.

  8. Jessica says:

    Her ass looks dumpy. Almost like it’s too heavy to stay up. It wants to be round AND perky, but it just can’t manage perky. Those butt implants were a bad idea. And speaking of surgery–her face is freaking jacked, too. What a mess.

    If I had a gun to my head and was forced to choose a side, I’d of course be team Humphries. But I don’t get how he couldn’t access his money if the account had his name on it,too? Unless he had his name on that particular account but she just sort of controlled the money. But then he could still go to the bank and take it out. Something is wrong in that story. Either way, he’s a twit and so is she, but in my view he’s some sort of golden saint compared to the Kardashian famewhorey, greedy, shallow trashiness. There is nothing at all redeeming about them.

  9. Abigail says:

    Sorry, but I call BS on this story. He is absolutely interested in money — an annulment would allow him to speak openly about his marriage and relationship. He would surely receive many, many offers for paid interviews and tell-all book deals. He would probably get more than the value of assets earned during the marriage and if he hasn’t accessed any of those funds, it’s because he is trying to strengthen his legal case, not because he can’t.

    I have no sympathies for Kat-face. But I don’t think Kris, who’s at least as big of a d-bag as she is, should be allowed to play the pity card. He knew what he was getting into, and it’s not as if he was some model, heart-broken husband and partner. If he was dumb enough to sign a pre-nup, that’s his problem.

    I am horrified that someone like Kat face could possibly earn so much money, but she fame-whore-hussled it, and why should he be entitled to any of it.

  10. po says:

    She makes a lot of money for doing nothing. Doesn’t seem fair, but hey thats life. Let the hardworking people make just enough to get by and give the Kat Faces of the world plenty of money and free time to pose at gas stations.

  11. Nona says:

    Omg that ass……. her butt looks soooo fake in those pics… no way is her butt natural, there is no way…….

  12. Lara says:

    I like the guy behind her in the third picture down, just looking and trying to figure out what it is.

  13. Franny says:

    I like her outfit? She looks best in her “casual” clothes – blazers and nice tops. Not crazytight babydoll dresses.

  14. Jo says:

    Who does she think she’s fooling with the plastic butt!?!? I see a major meltdown in her future.

  15. Ravensdaughter says:

    Bring on the lawyers!!!!

  16. fabgrrl says:

    Yeah, she pumps her own gas. Of course. This totally isn’t a planted photo op. No Sir. I always cake on my makeup, blow out my hair, and put on my brightest, turquoise jacket and pointiest stilettos when i run out for gas. And the I smile, smile, smile! And pout a little.

  17. Holden says:

    They probably had to freeze their assets while the divorce is finalized, really not that unusual.

  18. mimi says:

    LOL – someone said “Look at the butt behind her” – dont you mean “that butt hanging down to the back of her knees”?

  19. fabgrrl says:

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, this girl’s got ‘em

  20. Seagulls says:

    Was “smash the prenup” a nod to all Downton’s talk of “smashing the entail”? I hope so!

  21. MitzieMartin says:

    Driving a ferrari in stripper shoes :( fud!

  22. Bjd says:

    Somehow I don’t think this girl is very happy deep down. And I’m not even sure that ANY of them get what a joke they are. It’s kind of a sad commentary on our current culture.

  23. Buffy says:

    If the money was put in a joint account and he walked away with none of it, he is a bigger idiot than I originally thought! Seriously, who would be stupid to marry her and leave all of your money with her too? If true, he doesn’t deserve it. Moeon. ;-)

  24. GiGi says:

    When you divorce neither party is allowed to touch money held in joint accounts without the court’s approval. I’m sure this is why she surprised him with the filing – so he wouldn’t be able to clear out.

  25. Molly says:

    Kris Humphries looks like a Neanderthal. He doesn’t seem very bright, nor does he have much dignity. He should just slink away. He probably knew 100% what was going on and wanted to profit from him.

  26. Thea says:

    I hope it drains her dry. I like the fact he hasnt just crawled away. Even if he doesnt get anything. She needs brought down. And the only 2 she wears is a 2x. She needs to just take her big ass somewhere and STFU.

  27. lucy2 says:

    He seems like a moronic dolt (who else would marry her) but I’m kind of hoping he gets a lot of her cash too.
    Tough to prove fraud? She very clearly did all this with no intention of having a marriage, just a wedding, presents, photos, attention, publicity, and oh yeah, profits. And I’m sure he’s no better.

  28. lola8 says:

    I wish she would get stuck by a lightening bolt.

  29. jwoolman says:

    I wonder if it’s really a joint account or if instead she’s the primary account owner. He might actually have trusted her with it. 

    As far as the idea that he’s aching to make the talk show circuit- he doesn’t seem exactly to be a Chatty Cathy. I think he just wants the annulment and some public truthtelling. The later promos I saw of that stupid show, he looked like a very unhappy camper. He tried life the Kardashian way, and couldn’t get back to real reality in Minnesota fast enough. In other words- he’s a normal person with normal reactions. 

    I could see his sister letting loose eventually with some interesting tales and insights concerning Bizarro Kardashian Klan World, though. I’m suspecting she’s the “source close to Kris” who sets a bit of the record straight periodically when TMZ goes overboard on Kardashian fantasies. The “source” never says anything nasty about the Klan, just gives a reasonable explanation of what Kris H is actually doing, planning, or thinking  (always very restrained, polite, and believable also).

    I really doubt that Kris was expecting anything less than a real marriage, a bunch of kids, and a house with a picket fence. Just don’t believe he would have pulled in his sister (they’re very close) and his pastor into a sham wedding. He would have let Mama Ten Percent preside over the ceremony (she bought whatever you need for that and did that for friends) or some other shyster, er, deeply religious type from Mama Ten Percent’s tax shelter,er, church. 

  30. alyssa says:

    That booty is about as real as her face

  31. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Hello nose tip lift and cheek-en cutlets! haha get it? Cheek-en?… no? ok.

  32. Paula says:

    It is disgusting all the money they make for NOTHING!Priorities of this country are really f–ked!

  33. skuddles says:

    Whoa… that arse!

    Kim is just a human ATM, minus the withdrawal feature.

  34. Raven21 says:

    The Kardashians are all nasty fame hores. I hope Kris takes Kim for tons of money. That would be great to watch. They are a waste if space.

  35. Bopa says:

    If it’s a joint account then he has a right to go to the bank ask for the balance and take all or some. Now that’s a risky thing to do when you’re filing divorce because that can cause problems during the proceeding if you took money that wasn’t planned to be allocated to you.

  36. Laura says:

    I hope she has that Ferrari which is known for spontaneously bursting into flames! It says a lot about the world we live in when someone can get pee’d on for money and degrade themselves and afford a Ferrari at the end of it, and there’s people like me busting my balls paying my way through uni and trying to pay a mortgage and hold down a fulltime job. She makes me sick