Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy at the Empire Awards: who would you rather?

You’re not going to believe this, but I almost missed these new Michael Fassbender photos. I KNOW. You’d think that SOMEONE would have said something to me about my boyfriend being in London for last night’s Empire Awards. Y’all are some mean bitches. Especially you sluts in London. Can I get some real-time alerts from you London girls when Fassy is in town, for the love of God? What, do you think you can keep him all to yourselves?! YOU CAN’T. So, Fassy was at the awards show, and he even won! He received the “Empire Hero” Award, and when he accepted his award, he said, “Well, this is kind of unusual, because I always wanted to be a superhero. The first job I wanted to do was be Superman, so a hero award makes it official now, thanks to Empire. It’s a magazine I actually always did read and follow as a film fan. And Jameson is my favourite whiskey, so this is pretty special!” *taking notes*

Chris O’Dowd was there. I love this Irishman too, but seeing as how O’Dowd is coming in the wake of Fassbender, I’m not really hot for him. I think it’s the pants.

OMFG JAMES MCAVOY. Jesus, he looks GREAT. I would hit it. Hard.

I’m not a big Tom Hiddleston person, but he looked really hot last night too. He knows how to wear a suit. And you know I love a ginger.

Gary Oldman won Best Actor for Tinker Tailor Spy… I don’t think I would hit it, but I do enjoy him.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Anonny says:

    Fassbender’s got a great big toothy smile. Which is why he could benefit from a little whitener…

    • carrie says:

      but his teeth are more white than usually

    • Zelda says:

      Big grin + yellow teeth= echoes of The Grinch.

      Not hot.

      • Emma says:

        People in the US are so brainwashed by the insane fake whiteness of their celebrities teeth, anyone with natural teeth look yellow to them!

        Guess what – Fassbender’s teeth aren’t overly yellow at all but when everyone looks like this:
        http://ayushveda.com/blogs/health/files/2010/01/whitenyourteeth.jpg

        from overbleaching, it’s easy to see where the problem lies :o) Anyhoo – teeth being slightly stained from food/coffee/cigs is not causing any harm to you at all.

      • FFS says:

        I have to agree with Emma and I live in the US. I saw some pics of Mel Gibson from 20-odd years ago and his teeth looked then what some people would now call disgusting, and he was a hot piece of ass regardless. Snowblinding teeth on people in their 30s is not natural. Only toddlers have teeth that white.

        So, what I’m trying to say is, there ain’t a damn one of you who wouldn’t boink Fassy senseless if you were propositioned based on the color of his teeth. I would break his back if he didn’t have a tooth in his head. That is all.

    • Katie says:

      Overly bleached fake teeth aren’t hot either.

  2. Eve says:

    McAvoy (though I’m not crazy about the mismatching beard colour).

  3. rachel says:

    f-ing love fassy and mcavoy i bet they were so pumped to see one another

  4. aenflex says:

    McAvoy… don’t see the attraction in terms of Fassbender. Teeth nasty.

    • silken_floss says:

      Yess!! I don’t get the attraction either! Lord, those butter yellow teefs.. @_@

    • Lindy says:

      Cosign!!

    • Kara Ann says:

      Yes, McAvoy, all day every day, lord have mercy on him b/c I wouldn’t!!!

      • LizZie Liz says:

        Yup… Another mcavoy vote here, I just don’t get the fassbender craze… He just seems like he’s gonna go down the Gerard butler route soon.. ‘sides Mcavoy is beautiful no matter what

  5. T.C. says:

    Oh Kaiser thank you for having a Fassy story to start my week right. I would choose him of course. All night, all week, all year. Yum, yum, yum. Then I would add a McAvoy and Hiddleston sandwich on the side to give Fassy a break.

  6. DeltaJuliet says:

    McAvoy……hands down, every damn day. That man gets me HOT ever since Atonement.

  7. Chatcat says:

    Fass has to stop wearing white shirts until he gets his teeth whitened. All that caffine and nicotine has done a number on this, what could be, great sexy smile. I know us Irish don’t have the greatest genes when it comes to teeth but for $300 to $500 you can go to the dentist and take 1 1/2 hour time and get them whitened up to 10 shades lighter. I think he can make the time and certainly has the money. I really not sure who I’d rather though……

  8. Bee says:

    McAvoy. All.Day.Long.

  9. maemay says:

    Don’t become Butler!! I hope he stays in England or New York but stay out of LA and Chateau Marmont!

  10. jinni says:

    James McAvoy

  11. Tiffany27 says:

    McAvoy without a doubt. I’m kinda falling out of my Fass dong crush. Sorry.

  12. Bellydancer says:

    Let me post something before the silly teeth people show up. Fass is looking good these days although I prefer him clean shaven he looks like a naughty imp when he has stubble on face. Mcavoy was looking too sexy on the second picture like he knows how to handle his way around a lady’s garden if you get my meaning and with his hands behind his back he looks like he is ready to play golf with no hands too! Oh my lil ginger snap men are looking too good.

    • podzol says:

      Bellydancer! Glad to know the Fass lust is still kicking strongly 🙂 He looked super casual teacher hot yesterday at the Empire Awards!
      That said, a McAvoy/Fassbender sandwich? Nom nom nom.

  13. Sophie says:

    ALL OF THEM. All at once. 😀

  14. Alexis says:

    Fassbender!

    McAvoy, I got his appeal in Xmen, but I’d not really feeling him in these stills.

  15. birdie says:

    Tom Hiddleston is so HOT! Benedict Cumberbatch and him are my big crushes. James McAvoy looks really good here, too!
    Fassbender needs to whiten his teeth, his smoking really makes his teeth yellow.

  16. Jen34 says:

    I love McAvoy’s stubble, but I’d go with Fassbender.

  17. Zozo says:

    Chris O’Dowd with those pants looks as bare down there as a ken doll.

  18. mia girl says:

    McAvoy for an all day McF**k fest.

  19. Christina says:

    Fassy for the win! Are you all insane? McAvoy is fine and all, but Fassy is FASSY!

  20. Memory27 says:

    I take Fassbender any day yellow teeth or not lol McAvoy is cute too minus the beard. 😉

  21. Maria says:

    McAvoy! After reading how Fassbender beat up his girlfriend, it’s hard to look at his pictures without feeling disgusted.

    • birdie says:

      Where did you read that?

    • podzol says:

      Will just write a quick word on it since it inevitably crops up in a Fassbender post: am pretty sure, or am guessing, that most people who speak highly of him here and elsewhere, having read the story, are skeptical about it all, which don’t have much to do with denial or celeb-excusing worshipping, really.
      At the time, I sensed a case of public humiliation/reputation destroying through legal channels especially in the wake of the involved parties. Then again, no outsider to this story can really be certain- just food for thought here.

    • Vis says:

      I don’t know if it’s true or not, so while I don’t think it’s fair to state it as fact, it’s also not fair to call his accuser a liar.

      Basically, I’m on the fence – I’ll still watch his movies, but I can’t unreservedly crush on him.

    • T.C. says:

      ONE ex-girlfriend filed a restraining order on him for domestic abuse after they broke up then withdrew it. By law the District Attorney still had to investigate the case. An investigation was done with interviews and found NOTHING. No charges, no arrest, NOTHING. He wasn’t even in the country on the date she said the event happened. If she had kept her claim on file, he could have sued her for false charges and won. So you can go with the truth or keep spreading lies. It’s all there in the public record if you care to look it up.

      • birdie says:

        Thanks for the info, I have never heard of that! When was that in the news?

      • VV says:

        I’ve worked with many DV victims in the past who were definitely victims of abuse, but like Fassbender’s accuser, waited too long to file for a restraining order or press charges and as a result, the DA did not pursue the issue.

        Not to mention that this often happens in he said, she said situations where there are no witnesses or no witnesses can be located, as in DV & rape cases.

        It DOES NOT necessarily mean an alleged rape/DV victim is lying if the DA doesn’t think they can get a conviction. Cases like that are hard to get convictions on & a lot of things go into determining what cases DA’s pursue.

        I don’t know about Fassbender’s personal situation, but please don’t spread pernicious ideas that are harmful to abuse victims in your efforts to defend him.

      • D1 says:

        T.C.:
        Can you post a link to a news story or reputable source regarding Michael Fassbender being out of the country at the time of the alleged assault?

        I’ve been googling and haven’t been able to find anything supporting that except comments on gossip sites like this. Thanks.

      • Gala says:

        @ D1 LOL – don’t hold your breath. Whenever I ask for a link to a reliable and impartial source for Fassy being out of the country when he allegedly beat up that girl, I get nothing.

        i’m pretty sure some fangirl made it up and people repeat it without checking to see if it is even true.

  22. Lenore says:

    Am I seriously first in the Gary Oldman queue? Jeez, you people have no taste. 😀

    • podzol says:

      No, not the only one! Love the Oldman. Much love and admiration for the fella. I’d have loved it if he ever donned again his True Romance dreads and costume ;).

    • Dana says:

      I was just going to post about Gary. I pick him of either one of them. (Though I do enjoy MacAvoy quite a bit.)

  23. Crittle says:

    McAvoy, he’s altogether better and less shady

  24. Nessa says:

    James McAvoy. Take. Me. Now.

  25. Reece says:

    James McAvoy!
    I just saw X-Men-First Class over the weekend. If he comes in as Magneto I’d consider a threesome. lol

    Chris O’Dowd is growing on me. He’s adorable.

  26. Adrien says:

    James Mcavoy. You have to see him in Shameless or Macbeth. He’s like the Scottish Diego Luna. He’s very comfortable with his height.
    I don’t really get Fassbender. He’s a terrific actor but he looks just like any Hollywood hunk.
    Also, James is still with the same woman even after he found international fame.

  27. Adrien says:

    Chris O’Dowd reminds me of Shane Mcgowan of the Pouges.

  28. Nu truth says:

    Damn…it’s hard to choose. I’ll go with McAvoy this time – can’t resist a man in a neat suit.

  29. Leikyn says:

    None of the above.

  30. salamanca says:

    James McA! And Gary Oldman-always classy and still has “it”.

  31. Maya says:

    I love McAvoy’s scruff. And I’m glad Fassbender’s hair has grown out a little – that buzz cut he had wasn’t really doing it for me.

  32. RocketMerry says:

    BOTH.

  33. SHump says:

    I’m sorry, but there is nothing wrong with having normal teeth. This weird Hollywood/American obsession with having day-glo white teeth that look like they’ve never met a steak or a cup of coffee is NOT HOT. It’s just odd and inhuman.

    That said, I’ll be the middle in a Fassbender/McAvoy sandwich, please.

    • BW says:

      I have nothing against normal looking, healthy teeth, but Fassbender’s are seriously filthy. It’s not just the yellow on the front ones. It’s the black on the back ones, and the brown crud up near the gumline. His back teeth look like they are about to rot out.

      • T.C. says:

        His teeth are perfectly healthy only with some discoloration from cigs and coffee. There is no decay, no chipped teeth, no bad gums and they are super straight. He has one of the most healthy teeth around which you can see in his full smiles. Whitening your teeth doesn’t make them healthy. Having healthy teeth like he does makes them healthy.

    • ramona says:

      I co-sign your sandwich.

      • Addison says:

        I agree. His smoking and coffee intake have contributed to his yellow teeth. I think Michael is an awesome actor and find him extremely attractive. Some of the pictures posted show darker teeth. The majority show a more normal color. Sometimes exposure is a factor. Just look at the color of his skin and compare it to other pictures. You will find that in the ones where his entire face is darker, so are his teeth. Don’t use these to gauge his teeth color. These are not a good indicator. I’m sure if these teeth critics were to meet him they would realize they are wrong. I agree his teeth are healthy, they are probably a bit more yellow than mine, but not at all grosse.

  34. Vis says:

    No one for Chris O’Dowd? He seems sweet and like he would be a lot of fun in bed. At the very least, for you Fassy-McEvoy-Oldman fans, he could provide the pre-orgy comedic entertainment.

  35. Me says:

    McAvoy of course!
    Fassbender is not attractive.

  36. Laura says:

    @SHump

    Totally agree with you! It’s so unattractive to see a guy OR girl with blindingly white horrendous veneers that don’t even fit in their mouths. Yeah us English are apparently famous for ‘bad teeth’ but Fassy’s are normal!! Get over it. America needs to stop with this obsession with brown skin fake tits fake face fake teeth it’s ugly

  37. Lady Lupton says:

    Tom Hiddleston for me please, and thank you

  38. Alipop says:

    Mc Avoy!!! He is SO charming. Fassbender needs a LITTLE whitening. NOT TOO much, though. Gary Oldman will always be sexy in my eyes….sigh

  39. Maria says:

    Best way to star a crapy week 😉

  40. DreamyK says:

    McAvoy. I have it bad for him. I saw “Atonement” and the dirty note he typed: “In my dreams i kiss your sweet wet c@#%” and I was his. Fassdong can watch, though.

  41. zelda says:

    McAvoy, I would do bad, bad things for 30 minutes of naked time with James McAvoy.

  42. Cait says:

    McAvoy is sexy, he reminds me of my hubs!

  43. Nile says:

    Tom Hiddleston !!!!!!

  44. UKHels says:

    both! but Fassy first

    and I’ve found out today that someone I work with is a FAMILY FRIEND OF FASSBENDER

    I nearly passed out

    • podzol says:

      Shut the front door!! All the way back to Killarney? Tis a small world. What did he/she say?

  45. Rose says:

    in an arabic dialect, Fassy means to fart softly, like a slow and steady, hissing gas release… the silent but deadly kind.

    haha so i can never look at Fassbender because of the nickname once used on this website for him.

  46. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Short guys don’t do it for me. But Mac has that subtle and deadly sexual magnetism. He’s no Kevin McKidd but as long as you anti-Prop 8 biotches let us tie in poly love when it’s time to get some shit done federally to the cause, then the three of us could exist like wild horses shagging free on the Celtic Sea shores.

    Scottish men=hotness.

    As for FassiNation, as always pass.

  47. Meg says:

    Fassy no question ! That toothy grin looks infectious. I would so hit that

  48. Megan says:

    Can someone get Fassbender some Crest Whitestrips ASAP?

  49. pato says:

    oh dear, Kaiser you´re going to kill me!!, all those hot guys in one post! except for that Chris guy, though I love his Irish accent. My order could be…McAvoy, Gary!!!!!!! multiple times, Tim and Fassy.
    now, I read somewhere that Fassy is younger than me, I´m 35….and he looks over 40! I don´t buy he´s younger than me.. am too lazy to look for his birth date.

  50. DemoCat827 says:

    McAvoy is one of my celebrity crushes along with Colin Firth and Chris Noth, so definitely him.

  51. Midge says:

    Definitely McAvoy! Those eyes of his make me swoon…

  52. Frayed_Edges says:

    Fassbender ftw. Also what happened to Hot Guy Friday?

  53. ramona says:

    I can’t believe The Fass, McAvoy and Oldman were all in my town and none of them came over for a nightcap. I’m furious! I’d do filthy, terrible things to all of them. All of them. Repeatedly.

    Lord help me, that’s how I ended up in England in the first place – can’t resist a beautiful Brit (or Irishman).

    All that being said, I would like to re-clothe my sweet young X-Men. Fass, grey denim is only cute on girls. McAvoy, your shirt looks suspiciously SILKY. Get it together, or I won’t be so kind next time. Gary – you are just as sexy as you were in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. God bless your parents for creating you.