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The last time we covered news of Wilmer Valderramma and Minka Kelly’s new relationship, “sources” close to Minka were denying a romance and claiming they were just friends. Minka and Wilmer were in Sydney at the time, having arrived with a group of friends, but fooling no one. I theorized that Minka might be embarrassed to be getting with Fez/Handy Manny, and for good reason.
Now Wilmer and Minka have done a loved-up beach photo op (photos are here), putting to rest any doubt that Wilmer was just a shame f’k for Minka. Somehow this guy convinced her not only to sleep with him, but to do a public walk of shame. Oh Minka, you could do so so much better girl.
TMZ TV did a whole segment (below) on how Wilmer is now a dating hall of famer, like Minka’s ex, baseball great Derek Jeter. They asked “how does Wilmer Valderrama get such hot chicks?”
Wilmer has dated Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Many Moore, Demi Lovato and now Minka Kelly.
TMZ staffers tried to figure out how Wilmer scored Minka. They theorized that he’s earned a lot of money from Handy Manny, that he’s good looking (not to me), and that “he’s a swooper, he gets them at the right time.” Bingo. Their narrator compared him to “a bad relationship ambulance chaser… who takes advantage of vulnerable women.” That’s true, the last woman Wilmer is known to have dated was then 18 year-old Demi Lovato, fresh out of rehab.
Also, doesn’t Minka Kelly look different without makeup? Pretty, but different.
Here are photos of Minka on 3-31 (with Ashlee Simpson) at a club opening in Sydney. Wilmer is shown at the same event. I never knew that Wilmer and Ashlee used to date.
Photo credit: BOZFF/FameFlynet Pictures
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Hookups, Minka Kelly, Wilmer Valderrama
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Does he drug these women? The only relationship he was in that made sense was Lindsay Lohan and the only reason that one makes sense is because you knew damn well she was high and her reasoning skills were impaired.
I think the fact that his choices are women who are vunerable such as Demi Lovato says it all. He is trying to be Ashton Kutcher but has created a whole new level of scummy.
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Yeah, he is so creepy. I can’t even put into words how much he makes my skin crawl. If you look at his track record, he has always dated much younger girls, often who have serious drug/alcohol problems or at least well-documented low self-esteem. I’ve known guys like that who prey on vulnerable women like the lame antelope in a pack. At my worst points of depression, there were guys who found it extra appealing. It’s so disturbing.
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He is a skeezeball.
But word is, and I hate myself for spreading this, that he has the Titanic in his pants.
Not that this would negate any of the unethical preying-on-young-vulnerable-women and general lack of character rendering him undateable.
Just sayin’…..
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I wonder if she has a drug problem we don’t know about. Or some sort of mental illness.
I can’t think of any other possible explanation for hooking up with such a sleaze.
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so he is the male version of paris hilton? boning everyting that’s not upon the tree, by the count of three, having one facial expression and one pose for the cameras?
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He gives me the creeps. *shudder*
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Co-signed.
There must be an awful lot of women with really horrendous self-esteem issues in his social circle that they’d A) date him and B) put up with his douche antics.
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Of course he gives you the creeps. He has the aura of someone who has probably committed date rape more than once.
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didn’t wilmer say that ashlee was “a screamer”?
classy dude.
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I remember him on Howard Stern saying that he could not confirm whether Lindsays carpet matched the drapes because shes bald down there. He had plenty to say about other Exes. Could she possibly not know he over-shares when relationships are done?
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Eww. How does this creeper get women? Yikes.
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He is the definition of “smarmy”.
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Valderrama… Ew.
Minca looks much younger and more beautiful without make up!
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OMG, he reminds me of Chester the Molester!! Just the way he comes across….Ewwww, Nasty Boy…..What is that date rape drug called?
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Rohypnol. Or in Wilmer’s case: Ro-hit ‘em up with dat!
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Oh, Fez!
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I think he’s really disgusting, and he’s been so public about blabbing about his various girlfriends, I don’t know how any woman with more than two brain cells would willingly get involved with him.
Minka, what are you doing???? RUN!
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Who is this guy again?
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I never knew that Wilmer and Ashlee used to date.
Not only dated but she also (apparently) fought with Lindsay Lohan (at her prime) over him.
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didn’t lindsay also fight hilary duff for aaron carter? what is with women and creepy looking methy dudes? ew.
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No, it was tha dude from One Tree Hill. Still creepy thought.
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yeah, from what I remember, Ashlee even wrote a song about it. That one about not stealing her boyfriend.
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I am going to take a shower with bleach because looking at that dude makes me feel molested….shutter.
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in the main picture, he looks like a skeeze at best, and a killer at worst.
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Hope Minka realizes she just dropped way down in her appeal. No dude wants this scumbags sloppy seconds.
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Minka, step away from the bottle or whatever it is you’re smoking.
How does one go from Derek Jeter to THAT?
Ew.
Minka, please wake up and smell the coffee (or the douche scents). Wilmer is so not on your level. You are worth a lot more.
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I would like to know how these stars (her) has any money to fly to Australia…I mean that Charlie’s Angels show couldn’t have earned her that much money, right? how does she survive the way she does? I don’t get it…..do they survive on credit cards?
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I wonder about this too, how do some of them manage to live so well, when they can’t possibly make that much money.
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no, they didn’t pay for it – the club opening up in Australia flies them down and pays them to make an appearance. I assume the club promoters are also paying for their weeklong stay…
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What the hell is he wearing in the picture? I must say though, he has style, is decent looking and undoubtedly has charisma if he’s that successful with the womens.
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Who was the starlet who lived with Wilmer when she was only 15? Lohan? Hayden Panetierre? He was a lot older & they may have been co-stars in some TV show.
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This sounds a lot like that awful blind item from CDAN about that dirt bag Ryan O’Neal
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I believe it was Blohan, but I could be wrong.
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I’m not that sorry for Minka, it’s not like she’s a saint herself. She’s been with John Mayer! Not to mention how she home-wrecked Donald Faison’s marriage. And being with Jeter for as long as she did… gold-digger? Besides, with her lack of talent and dullness, having only her looks to rely on, it’s no wonder she’s playing the fame game.
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he seems toxic, like paris Hilton
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I know what it is. He knows how to put on the sincere act and he’s either a very good actor or a complete psychopath.
I saw him on WWHL and he totally seemed like a nice guy, not like a skeezebag at all.
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He reminds me of a pimp and the mental games they play that go into making/keeping a girl a prostitute. *shudders*
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EXACTLY!!!! Men who know you how to play the game with vulnerable ( sadly usually physically hot) women succeed. It’s even creeper at how young he picks them (just like a pimp).
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Mandy Moore!?! My adorable little Mandy was soiled by that POS!! Why can’t this guy be run over by a runaway train or something?
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Yeah, the time Wilmer was dating Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee overlapped. When Ashlee’s single “Boyfriend” came out, it was speculated that it was about Wilmer and Lindsay.
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I think they are the right match for each other, actually. Minka has an awful reputation in LA.
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please elaborate about her reputation.
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Doesn’t matter that I don’t find Minka all that beautiful, but she is cute & attractive. In my book, Derek Jeter is a loser, too, because he goes through women like water. Never been a committer. Any woman who thinks that Jeter is going to be her forever guy…well, think again. So Minka likes guys who she can’t really have in the long run…lessons to be learned here. And Wilder seems to be unanimously someone NOT to date, EVER, so I don’t get it unless, yes, she needs to be assured and he’s there to do that for her. Still, this is not a good move for her, gosh…what IS she thinking? It’s okay for women to not be immediately connected with anyone. I would have more respect for them waiting for the right one before hooking up with someone like Wilmer.
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He sure does like ‘em young, vulnerable, and stupid, doesn’t he?
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She may well be stoopid, but young she ain’t ~ born in June 1980.
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I don’t get it. I find him repulsive. So he either has the best personality a man ever possessed, or a magical d–k. There is no other explanation.
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@28, I agree with your list but you forgot “attached himself as entourage while not working and having no apparent projects lined up by carrying/supplying alcohol and drugs to girls who are clearly heading for rehab” That makes them much more cooperative, from what I hear.
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I think this could be the explanation. When you see the list of women (Mandy Moore excepted, perhaps), it might be that Manny is a Handy, reliable coke source. “Trading blows,” as it were.
To the comment upthread about his superficial charm, I remember thinking he seemed vulnerable and sweet when he was Punk’d years ago. He’s probably a good, attentive listener who convinces young women he really cares about their problems, and knows they could really use a “bump” or several to cheer them up.
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Jeter has been rumored to have given “the gift” to half the starlets in Hwood. They’re just keeping that shiz in the family.
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Does anyone but me see the HUGE J-Lo resemblance with Minka here in the 2nd pic? Anyway, IMO, Wilmer has an ugly/sexy vibe going on, but he doesn’t seem like a bad boy, he’s just kind of off the charts different, like an exotic side order, just have to be careful what restaurant you’re eating at.
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Like a cross between Jlo and Leighton Meister….anyone???
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I wonder how much these b list celebs are piaid to show up at a hotel opening?
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b list? More like d list.
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Cuz he has a big schlong it’s not a big secret.
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