The Kardashian-Jenner ladies put out a “Lady Marmalade” video: busted or cute?

Kim Kardashian just won’t stop tweeting photos of herself. And now she’s able to duplicate herself! Noooooo!

Anyway, the Kardashian women put out a funky music video. And I mean “funky” in the “OMG, this is so weird and gross” way. Kris Jenner, Khloe, Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and one of the young Jenner girls taped themselves lip-syncing to the Moulin Rouge-updated version of “Lady Marmalade”. Judging from the costumes, I’m saying this thing was filmed while the Kardashian-Jenners were doing their Christmas card last year – the one where everyone looked like a goth zombie. Here’s the music video:

Initial thoughts: Kris Jener sucks at lip-syncing. Kim is probably the best at it. And Kim noted that Kylie Jenner “directed” the video… which is kind of gross considering Kylie chose some angles for Kim which reminded me of Kim’s sex tape with Ray J (the bed!!).

In other Kardashian news, Us Weekly managed to publish another super-sympathetic pro-Kim story. Shocking!

Six months after confirming the end of their marriage, Kris Humphries is still out to get Kim Kardashian. As the couple’s divorce takes far more than twice as long as their 72-day marriage, insiders tell the new issue of Us Weekly New Jersey Nets player Humphries has a master plan to destroy his reality star ex.

Though the 27-year-old NBA star initially tried to stall the divorce by filing for an annulment based on fraud, Humphries has since changed his tune, doing whatever he can to keep his name in the headlines. “He’s doing anything he can to get her attention,” a Kardashian confidant tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

Among Humphries’ tactics to get his ex’s attention: making bizarre legal demands that threaten to expose the Kardashian family, like reportedly requesting in February that the divorce proceedings be televised.

Despite his actions, a Humphries source insists the basketball player is a good guy. “Kris is not a conniving person; he just wants to clear his name because it was tarnished,” says the source.

But a Kardashian insider disagrees, telling Us that back-and-forth-fighting plays into his plan. “Kris wants money and he wants fame.”

After what she went through with Humphries, “Kim doesn’t care if she never sees another camera again,” says a source of the 31-year-old mogul, who recently launched her True Reflection perfume. “She is just a totally different person.”

Argues Kardashian herself: “I have no regrets, as crazy as that might sound. What you do with these experiences makes you a better, stronger person.”

[From Us Weekly]

Considering everyone freaked the f–k out the last time I covered something about The Neverending Divorce, I’m not sure what to say here. I think I’ve made it clear that I think Kim is a pretty useless person, a liar, a narcissist, and a cat-faced famewhore. But I can think that about Kim and still dislike Kris Humphries, because he IS a petty oaf who is dragging this divorce out. Does he want to get paid? Does he want to “take down” the Kardashians? Or is he just an immature douche and a famewhore as well? Whatever.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Twitter, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. MissM says:

    oh boy…that sucks…even for kardashian standards!…

  2. Bite me says:

    How appropriate a song about hookers

  3. almond says:

    please, let them go away somehow. can´t stand these women.

  4. LeeLoo says:

    Gross. Both Kim and Kris look absolutely disgusting. Why is Kim constantly tweeting photos of herself? Like is she seriously proud of her face?! She looks absolutely disgusting.

  5. Asli says:


    But they really don’t, do they.

  6. birdie says:

    Despite all her “work-out” lately, her butt sags big time. And did everyone catch how Khloe stumbled down the stairs in the beginning?
    That’s all I got to say.

  7. Sofiel67 says:

    “Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition in which people have an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with themselves.”

    Yea…sounds about right.

  8. MrsBarneyStinson says:

    *Sigh* These people won’t go away, will they?

  9. Brannie says:

    “After what she went through with Humphries, “Kim doesn’t care if she never sees another camera again,” says a source of the 31-year-old mogul”


    I choked on my coffee when I read that. Give me a break. She’s the biggest media whore on the planet right now.

  10. dorothy says:

    Reeks of desperation to stay relevant.

  11. dorothy says:

    Reeks of desperation to stay relevant.

  12. hillbillygirl45 says:

    To start off, the song they picked couldn’t have been more appropriate, it IS about a whore. PimpMama DOES suck at lip syncing, that said, I have never seen a woman want to be young again more than her. Where I live, it’s called “Going through your Neut-lolly”, and that ain’t good .
    Now, about that attention thing, BULLFEATHERS I say. Kim has got Kris H beat hands down on this. Has he been ‘flour bombed’? I think not. I just wish they would ALL GO AWAY……every last one of them

    • autumndaze says:

      Where I live, we would call Mama Kris, “mutton dressed as lamb.”
      And there is no one we are more embarrassed for, than a woman who is incapable of aging with grace; obviously and desperately clinging to youth by their desire to be one of their kids.

  13. Nicole says:

    I’m at work. Can’t listen to the audio, but watched the video and was snickering out loud in my cube! They are shameless lol

  14. Leticia says:

    If they insist on singing, it should always be songs about prostitution.

  15. Nu truth says:

    Someone please stuff them in a rocket and launch them into space!

    Oh..and Kris Jenner looks like Leprechaun!

  16. Lara says:

    What do you think would happen if Kim and that Samantha Brick were in the same room together? Would they come together and take over the world or hopefully explode in a massive cloud of narcissism.

  17. Mia says:

    Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink and Lil’Kim should sue them for this unapropriate use of their song.

  18. menlisa says:

    Divorce is anything but petty.
    Kris isn’t acting petty.
    If dragging it out will ensure that Kim admits it was a fraud, then let Kris continue to be “petty”.

    God that video was awful.

  19. mymy says:

    This is what my family and me do when we get together. Sing songs and act sexy. It fills up the time. Who needs to talk and play. When one can wear seven pounds of makeup and act all sexy. I mean books read. Nope. Did I mention the mirrors everywhere. We Love to look at how beautiful we are. My mom gosh she is going to write a book and discuss the many affairs she has had. Sorry dad. Attention is more important than your dignity.I am hoping to get pregnant so mom can have another person to manage and take pictures of. Life is good here are narcissistic st.Stay tuned.

  20. paola says:

    I just can’t stop laughing! That video is so RIDICOLOUS! starting from their clothes: Kourtney looks squeezed in that belt and kim’s ass looks huuuuge in those trousers, plus khloe can’t walk on heels, she almost tripped on those steps!!
    and all the rest is just shameless.. i mean… wtf did they think they were doing? something sexy? something cool? something funny?
    yeah it is funny but in a ‘making me GOD DAMN CRINGE’way!!!!
    and no, none of you is sexy, you’re just trying to be and that’s not making you any favour! just get over yourselves.. i can’t wait for you all to be the next Paris Hilton and hopefully someone better will come along and you’ll all be green of envy, bitchfighting for attention and 5 more minutes in the lime light!

  21. palermo says:

    For once I have absolutely zero interest in watching them cavort around, I refuse to watch that garbage. Do you think any of them realize we have a recession, a war going on, health care issues etc.? They could not be any more vacuous for grown women. The worst part for me is that young girls watch them and want to be them.

  22. dedi says:

    I read the article in US, you talk about a
    self centered, egotistic greedy bitch and that doesn’t even sum it up. The article says close sources confirm this and that LMFAO it sounds just like that little gay
    twat that KK hangs with or for sure her mother or a sister. She sure doesn’t have any friends. Oh wait that would be competition. Still say move over Paris H.
    Kimmy K-unt will be with you soon.
    A couple of NOBODIES.

  23. mar says:

    I can not believe I am wasting 2 mins of my time on them, but I just have to ask, will this machine ever die? I can not stand these talent-less people. I do not undertand why they are thrown in our faces every day -all day.

    • paola says:

      Luckily everything that has a beginning has an end, let’s hope it’ll be sooner than later.
      2 years ago it was Paris Hilton, now the kardashian, hopefully they’ll end uo in the same trash bin as Paris, their time will be over soon and they’ll leave their place to somebody else and let’s pray for that moment to be SOON!

  24. ol cranky says:

    to quote Nancy Kerrigan: “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!”

  25. Mr.Smurf says:

    I must be the only one who thinks it’s creepy that their underage sister was the one filming them dancing and singing to a song about hookers. I guess my family is a little strict, but the older women might do something like that, but they wouldn’t let CHILDREN see it, and they sure wouldn’t put it on the internet for the world to see. That’s not cute at all.
    I would have thought that Kris would’ve tried to make it as “classy” as their Christmas card.

  26. Happy21 says:

    Well she’s not doing much to disprove Jon Hamm’s comments is she?

  27. CG says:

    You know, usually I really dislike Kris, but I think she is kind of endearing in this…it looks like she’s just goofing around because her daughter is playing with a video camera.

  28. lola8 says:

    Kims part was so fitting…slutbag.

  29. Jover says:

    Asli and busty I agree my only disagreement was when you referred to them as having “minds” uh, no, cotton balls for brains maybe; Does anyone know how their “clothes” are actually selling at Sears? Someone reminded me that the all-american model cheryl tiegs once repd Sears – and now they’ve descended to these greasy hobags. They have to be paying mags/advertisers off or wearing out their knees.

  30. jess says:

    UGH! I couldnt even watch more then 20 seconds of that video without getting sick to my stomach.

  31. dahlia1947 says:

    Wow they will just not go away will they? I don’t know whether to laugh or be angry at how shameless they are!

    I think that they are FIRM believers in: “Any publicity is good publicity!” Wow idiots.

    They look so proud as they prance around for their PIMP mother.

  32. dahlia1947 says:

    I had to fast forward it cause I was so embarrassed for them! Kourtney and Khloe are wobbling down the steps like dorks, and their PIMP looks like a freaky a*s clown!

    Mom’s got them trained, though. Even the youngest one Kylie or whatever her name is. I think she’s like 15. Kris is gonna have income for life from all her girls. And just Khloe stands out soo much! It’s crazy. PIMP: “Look, my b–tard child!”

    And of course “All about Me Fatass” has to be in the last shot, squirming around and on her back! Must have brought back memories.

  33. Cleveland Girl says:

    This is pathetic. And what in holy hell is Kris wearing??? A St. Pats sequin dress with a bowtie????

  34. dahlia1947 says:

    “It’s an honour”: Kind hearted Kris Humphries is delighted to make teenage cancer sufferer fan a VIP at basketball game

    Don’t drink the Kardashian Kool aid.

  35. Beatriz says:

    omg WHY would they post a video like that for the whole world to see??! I cringed the whole way through it (damn my morbid curiosity).

  36. Daff says:

    Thank you. After viewing that, I had to go to Youtube to watch the real video to “flush” my eyes for watching that horrendous attempt.

  37. Laura says:

    Two KK fat asses makes me want to vom. Who the f**k decides that would be a gd photo?! And why does she constantly tweet pux of herself she ain’t 15!!! Jeeeeeeez

  38. Heather says:

    I wish all of you would just ignore the posts and not watch the videos instead of actually taking the time to do so, then comment about what a waste of time it was and how stupid they are.

    They’re just having fun, who cares (well clearly all of you REALLY care)- just don’t watch or read!