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Ricki Lake eloped! I did not see that coming. That ^^ is Ricki in her wedding dress, which I surprisingly love. [I’m Not Obsessed]
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Is it just me or does it seem like Ricki Lake has been married a million times?
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I thought the same thing. But I looked it up and this is just her second marriage. She has been divorced from her first husband for almost a decade. I don’t think she has had a lot of high profile boyfriends. So, where did I get the idea she was frequently married?
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Congrats to Ricki (like her old-timey wedding pic)!
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lovely picture! (i thought she was already married to some dude she married like a day after they met or something…)
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Lovely! And what a beautiful room.
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If you mean by ‘beautiful room’ a place where granny died, then yes, it is a beautiful room.
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I am seriously impressed with Jane Lynch’s ability to hold still like that.
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That dress is pretty. The outfit in the last pic with leather shorts? Eww
One wonders if Hayden Pan-whatever might have some daddy issues.
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Total daddy issues! Look up some of the blind items regarding her on CDAN. It’s shocking.
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hayden’s new piece looks absolutely normal sized compared to the boxer. she is just so so short everyone looks tall standing next to her.
this new guy is only 5’11″. not very tall relatively speaking.
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That’s a fancy chromed ride for sure but I’m still stunned it’s legal to drive it?! It’s basically a mirror on wheels.
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The dress is okay. It just seems like something you would wear with oversized sunglasses and a big, floppy sun hat after sending in your RSVP for ‘Cocktails, Espadrilles and Poolside Flouncing Hour’ on Faye Dunaway’s party boat, circa 1971. Kind of makes me wish that I hadn’t pushed my cabana boy overboard for failing to remove the water spots on my Rage Cyclone Throwing Flutes. You don’t have to worry about the integrity of champagne glasses now that you’re serving Poseidon, huh, Ganymede? But he took abuse so well and never seemed to be short on saffron. He was a bit like the twin I never ate in utero. But he had to go, those were Swarovski. I suppose I’ll have to the one to purchase those limited edition Jubilee Syringes for Faye. My life isn’t easy. Ah! Lon Chaney is on the guest list, SWOON!!
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I hope what your on becomes over the counter so I can partake.
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Pretty photo, but I too thought she was already married.
Harrison Ford’s house is pretty. He’s owned it for almost 30 years!
I’ll be sad if Kristen Wiig leaves SNL, even if the sketch stinks, she’s always good in it, but I can’t blame her for wanting to get out there and do other stuff. She’s a good actress and writer too, I think she’ll do well.
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to me the bigger question is why do such big tall guys go out with such teeny tiny girls. from behind they always look like father and daughter.
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Sometimes they like each other. I’m a “teeny tiny girl” and I’m with a tall guy because I love him. He’s with me because he loves me..
However, I have met some creepy guys that expressed a fetish for girls my size. I’ve been told “I could snap you in half.” AHHHHH run away.
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oops, i can’t seem to erase this
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Love the first photo, very pretty.
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Hayden P. “dates” sketchy dudes, according to Robert Downey, Jr. who posts blinds on a site or two. He’s pointed out that Hayden P. does indeed have daddy issues that are icky.
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Wait, what? That’s a lot of new information you’ve just given me.
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A blind item was posted on CDAN, which a commentator called ‘Himmm’ responded to, confirming that the blind was about Hayden and giving further details about her horrible relationship with her parents. Lots of people thought that ‘Himmm’ was RDJ for various reasons. Here is the original blind, ‘Himmm’ has now removed their posts, but I am sure they are discoverable with a bit of Googling http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/03/todays-blind-items.html
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Himmm was more or less outed to be Talley Griffith. Why he tried to seem like he was RDJ, we’ll never know. It’s too bad that he shot himself in the foot at the end, because I believed a lot of the smut he dished out.
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I don’t know who Talley Griffith is, but something about the vision of RDJ telling tales outside of school–about this girl, made me cackle like a goon.
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I was hoping it was Corey Feldman.
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The “Ellen Wax Figure” link is good enough to deserve a post all it’s own, that is actually really, really funny!! Jane Leeves is amazing at holding still, superb!
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I really want Ricki’s wedding dress!
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What a pretty pic above-posed, but I am sure that was part of the pre-wedding pics. Ahh, so the elopement was premeditated!
Eloping (unless you are trying to avoid a shot gun wedding!) sounds so romantic…
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She looks good in all the pics but really pretty in her wedding dress.
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What is this 1823??
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I’ll always have a soft spot for Ricki Lake for being in John Waters flicks. I want her happy.
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Oh, Ricki does look beautiful. I love her flowers.
Congratulations to Ricki Lake, her new husband, and the rest of her family. I wish for them good luck, contentment, and many happy memories.
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How can it be “eloping” when you have all these guests and staged photo? I think of a ladder outside the bride’s window when I hear of an elopement!
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