Back in March, Lindsay had her last court appearance with regards to her formal probation. Team Lohan did a victory parade in the press, emphasizing how everything was coming up CRACK from here on out – Lindsay no longer had to work at the morgue, she had booked an appearance on Glee, and most importantly, she was cast as Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick biopic. Except that on the heels of Team Lohan’s cracked-out victory celebration, TV Guide reminded everyone that Lindsay hadn’t really “signed on” to the Lifetime film. Meaning that all of the force-fed quotes about Lindsay preparing for the role and how her career is back on track because of this film role, all of it was just the usual crack lies. Lindsay’s rep, poor Steve Honig, snapped, “Lindsay is scheduled to start filming the movie the first week of May in Vancouver.” As in, two weeks from now. Except that Radar still claims that LL still hasn’t signed a contract:

Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t officially signed the contract to star in the Lifetime Elizabeth Taylor biopic, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As previously reported, producers for the movie are concerned because Lindsay is being investigated for allegedly assaulting Marisa Dugas at The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood almost two weeks ago. The actress claims she was at home watching television when the incident allegedly occurred, even though three people – including the accuser — have now filed police reports.

With filming scheduled to begin in Canada at the beginning of May, Lohan still hasn’t signed on the dotted line to star in the television movie.

“Lindsay hasn’t signed the contract yet. But, it’s only a matter of time before she does, it’s just a matter of dotting the ‘i’s and crossing the ‘t’s,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Meanwhile, Dugas just wants the wayward actress to be held responsible for her actions.

“My client Marisa Dugas, has given the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department pictures of injuries that were inflicted by Lindsay Lohan. We are anxious to see the surveillance video which we feel will prove that Lindsay Lohan was at the nightclub and the evidence will speak for itself,” her legal ace attorney, Mark Haushalter, said.

Lindsay has vehemently denied that she was at the hotel and said she was at home watching television.

Meanwhile, Lohan’s rep denies there are any problems brewing for Lohan when it comes to the Taylor flick, telling RadarOnline.com, “Producers have assured us everything is on track and there are absolutely no problems. Lindsay is going to star in Liz and Dick.”

[From Radar]

Honig also went to TMZ and had them publish an “everything’s okay, the crackhead will work, I promise” story, the gist of which is that Honig spoke to the producers of Liz & Dick and they “have assured us everything is on track and there are absolutely no problems… Lindsay is going to star in Liz and Dick.” Wouldn’t it be funny if the producers were just as sketchy and cracked-out as Lindsay, and this whole project falls apart because no one involved is in the least bit sober, reliable or professional? That would crack me up. Worst case scenario: Lindsay does end up flying to Canada (sorry, Canada) and she’s a cracktastrophe up there and they make a horrible film that offends the memory of Elizabeth Taylor and everyone involved gets sent to purgatory. Best case scenario: this whole thing falls apart because the producers can’t get their acts together, and LL can look like the “victim”.

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