Paz de la Huerta in low-cut black at the Tribeca Gala: busted or simply Paz?

Know this: I was originally going to cover all of the normal people from last night’s Tribeca Ball in NYC, but I was thread-jacked (photo-jacked?) by Paz de la Huerta’s crazy ass. Paz was at the event, looking… well, looking like PAZ, and so now this thread has to start with her. I’ve been trying to figure out the dress code for this event, and I can’t. Some people were wearing business attire, some were wearing full-fledged gowns. Paz struck a (crazy) happy-medium with this simple black dress, and then she fugged it up with horrible hair, a day purse and awful makeup. I feel a bit bad for Paz… she thought she was launching herself into a big new career, but she’s become something of a joke. That dude is her “guest” by the way. I don’t know who he is. But if Paz was doing that to me, I would cry.

Here’s Padma Lakshmi in a boring dress. Padma is so dependent on styling, and she’s just not bringing it here.

Kim Cattrall would look nice if this was a business meeting. Is it a business meeting? I don’t know. If you’re calling something a “ball” I think you should avoid turquoise blazers.

I love Carla Gugino. Underrated actress, underrated beauty. The dress is pretty – the hair is too big, too much.

Julianna Margulies – I love her too. I just wish she would stop with the unflattering Croydon facelift.

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber. She looks beautiful – I love her velvet dress. He looks… meh. There were some rumors about some relationship trouble several months ago, but his rep shut them down hard. So maybe they’re fine. Hopefully they’re fine. Do you think they’re fine? I don’t.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Blue says:

    Naomi’s dress is fug. It would look so much better without that flap. They don’t look happy at all.

    Paz looks a hot mess as usual. She has an odd body shape and needs a bra.

  2. Alexis says:

    I have to scroll quickly down to get past those Paz photos. She’s so gross.

  3. Gene Parmesan says:

    was Paz kicked off BE ?? it seems like it.
    And cosign..everything you said about Carla i remember seeing her in some Jet Li movie years back and thinking she was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen.
    Julianna has definitely done something. I was watching the good wife the other day, the eps had flashback scenes and it was soo obvious..lmao

  4. Mia says:

    Paz totally recycled this dress!

  5. Bubbling says:

    Naomi looks gorge, can’t believe she is forty four, her skin is great. Love the sandals and snake purse, dress is meh, looks like one of Angelina’s

  6. brin says:

    Paz is her usual hot mess self. Carla looks great (except for the hair).

  7. imabrat says:

    Paz has got to be one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen.

    • B says:

      When I watched an episode of Boardwalk Empire with the s.o. and Paz came on the screen, he recoiled in horror and asked “WTF is *that*!?” No lie. I thought she would clean up well for the small screen, but I was very much mistaken.

      • deehunny says:

        Ok wait… as a Boardwalk Empire addict, I can tell you she purposely is made to look rough in the later episodes. In the first season she was absolutely beautiful. Then I saw her on this blog and I’m all like WTF? She does nude in Boardwalk and she has a beautiful body… she must be on serious drugs to be able to look so pretty but decide to look so trashy

  8. Lee says:

    is Naomi’s dress Stella McCartney? It seems to have that same slightly sheer side panel that she seems so fond of lately. If so, it’s the least offensive McCartney dress I’ve seen in a while. She looks lovely.

  9. Scandoll says:

    What’s with Paz’s gut…sit ups are in order!

  10. Dorothy#1 says:

    I freaking LOVE Liev Schreiber!!!! Talk about underrated!! So hot!!

  11. joxjooze says:

    Paz yay!
    I don’t care for any of those dresses, Naomi’s is especially hideous.

  12. Kim says:

    Paz is a busted looking hag druggie.

  13. Cait says:

    Ugh, that Paz person is gross. Always nasty brown lipstick with no eye makeup, greasy hair. And always trashed looking.
    Naomi looks pretty, I love her makeup. But Liev gives me the creeps.

  14. crazycatlady says:

    I look at this Paz woman and I am reminded never to leave the house wearing no makeup other than lipstick.

  15. Jen says:

    Naomi and Liev have been in Australia recently, Naomi made a movie and Liev looked after the kids. There was a recent pic over Easter showing them enjoying the few days of summer we have had. There didn’t look to be any trouble between them in those pics.

  16. sup says:

    late but i love carla’s outift. so classical and it never fails.