Kim Kardashian in full-skirted white for LA gala: unflattering or actually pretty?

These are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian two nights ago at the “Night of Generosity Gala” in LA. Don’t ask because I don’t know. What I do know? Kim Kardashian needs to stop with skirts cut like this. This is one of my biggest annoyances about “makeover” shows – many of the stylists don’t bother dressing girls for their respective shapes. A full skirt like this is fine a narrow-hipped, small-bottomed girl. On a girl built like Kim, it ADDS weight. Kim has a tiny waist and shapely legs – this outfit screws with her proportions, makes her legs look short, makes her look thick-waisted, and it makes her ass look HUGE. Add to this to the styling issues: those janky extensions combined with her electrolysis-adjusted hairline makes me think that she’s wearing a wig. Rough.

In other Kim K. news, her lawyer is still beefing with Kris Humphries:

Kim Kardashian’s divorce attorney has called a foul on her estranged husband, New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries.

According to the Associated Press, Laura Wasser, representing Kardashian in the divorce proceedings, told a Los Angeles judge Friday she believes Humphries’ “personal feelings and maybe some media drive is keeping the case alive,” and added that the couple is now, by law, eligible for a divorce “since it has been more than six months since Kardashian filed her petition.” (The reality star, 31, filed her papers on October 31.)

“Certainly, they’ve been separated longer than they’ve been married,” Wasser added, emphasizing that Humphries is needlessly delaying the case. (Humphries’ attorneys counter that they require more time to gather information, in order to weigh the viability of pursuing an annulment, the route the NBA star hopes to take.)

Though both of their legal representation was present in the courtroom Friday, neither Kardashian or Humphries attended.

Sources close to Kim back up her attorney’s claim that Humphries is indeed the one holding up the case for him and his soon-to-be ex, now dating Kanye West.

“He’s doing anything he can to get her attention,” an insider revealed to Us Weekly. “She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

Adds a second source close to the E! star, “He’s doing this to humiliate her, plain and simple. Kris wants to hurt her.”

[From Us Weekly]

I know some of you are on Team Humphries, but I’m not one of you. While I do think Kim is massive famewhore and idiot, Kris Humphries in an unmitigated tool. He’s been dragging this out for so long, people have stopped caring too.

I’m including some photos that Kim posted on her Twitter & Celebuzz pages two nights ago because she was “bored”. I do not like that busted wig on her. But she comes close to pulling off the boots. The closeup of that crazy shoe – those are the shoes that she “broke in” at the Night of Generosity Gala.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s Celebuzz page.

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  1. Blue says:

    She was bored huh? Read a damn book!

  2. Monie says:

    Haha she did herself a disservice posting that old pic. Asses don’t auto-inflate to what she has now, even with some weight gain.

    • lettylynton says:

      The first thing I noticed was how unremarkable her backside looks in this pic; though in a whole I think she looks good.

    • Genevieve says:

      Ugh, too true. That booty is DEF filler enhanced, lol. Fame-whore though she is, the KK shows are my sick, secret addiction. Agree with what was posted, that length and flared/ or pleated type skirt if fighting with her frame. Altough, she did manage to pull off that cute little pleated Easter skirt pretty well, but it was much shorter. Flared + longer style + DOWDY on dear Kim.

  3. Alexis says:

    Can we have fewer KK posts pls? She doesn’t even get that many comments anymore.

  4. Kennedy says:

    Holy hairline or lack thereof, I’m fascinated by it.

    Also, Kat Face has never been a style icon so this outfit is just another trash-a-Dash (see what I did there?!?) in a whole line of hot mess ensembles she has worn over the years. Those shoes are repulsive… I don’t care that they’re Louboutins… even master shoe-ologists make mistakes and honey child Kat-face, this is certainly a mistake.

    Should we even get into the half-nekkid pics she posts of herself when she’s “bored”?! No? Ok.

  5. Kkkaren says:

    Brocade is exclusively an old lady material. Her stylist should have given it a miss.

  6. nikzilla37 says:

    The electrolysis on the forehead….that’s why she looks less Armenian now! I couldn’t put my finger on it. Well, that and the plastic surgery.

  7. Siggie Blue says:

    I dont see how Kris is dragging this case he wants an annulment he wants nothing to do with Kim. Why should Kim always get away with everything? she always has drama going on with all the men she has been with from the first hushand. Kris is doing what is best for him, Kim’s camp should not try to have things twisted, she used Humphries to make more money and TV ratings so how can one support what is so evil considering he truly loved her. He is a basketball player what does he need the media for isn’t that Kim’s job who is always whoring without any shame posing in pictures almost half naked, she is in twitter 24-7 like a high school kid. Kris is educated, comes from a upper class family, handsome, rich and does not need the skank to get away with her lies, like she is not going to date soon after a week she is with Kanye who is a fame whore like her

    • tru tru says:

      THANK YOU!!

      VERY well said.

      I for one am NOT tired of the divorce news and hope she is held accountable for the wedding money and luxury sports car that was received.

      I’m glad that Kris is not going in a corner and letting her have her whorish FAKE way.

      non talented BIRD w/a horrid sex tape.

      she is wearing a wig.

    • Beebe says:

      Kris is not rich nd him 2 is a fame whore cos he culd hv opposed 2 deir wedding been broadcasted.

    • autumndaze says:

      “….. he’s been dragging this thing out for so long….”
      Who says HE is? Her attorney, Laura Wasser?

      I would bet good money that Kardashian/Wasser isn’t coming clean in the discovery phase of the divorce, where both parties must share income, assets, expenses, etc. of finances during the marriage.

      I bet he is even still waiting on a compilation of the wedding gifts they received.

      There can be no resolution and subsequent marriage dissolution without an open and honest discovery phase exchange of information and we all know how honest Kim is.

      • anon33 says:

        Also, what are we defining as “dragging?” They announced the divorce in what, January? It hasn’t even been six months. My sister and her husband decided to get divorced at the same time, and in no-fault NY, and their divorce isn’t final yet either. And they had no assets to speak of.

  8. Carobell says:

    Her makeup is always heavy, but usually its flattering, I think. Its all part of her ‘brand’.

    I don’t even mind the crazy fake eyelashes usually, but she seems way too shiny.

    Too much highlighter?

  9. carrie says:

    she looks good really good but i hate her shoes

  10. Suzen says:

    LOVE the shoes. Kind of strange paired with that dress, but they still rock.

  11. Blackwood says:

    I don’t think it’s the shape of the dress, it’s the fact that it doesn’t fit properly. The trick with small waist and big butts/hips is that everything must be cut at or fall from the waistline, and not have any kind of detail around the hip bones, and this dress fails at both accounts. She has pockets on top of her hip bone AND a dropped waist at the back (the cut detail that sits right on top of her butt should be at the most pronounced part of the arch of her back). Also, the skirt should be either shorter or have less flair, because with that shape AND length it makes her legs look stumpy.
    Trust me, as a short girl with big butt, small waist and shapely legs I’ve been training my eye on this stuff since I was a kid.

    • coconut says:

      i think if you don’t look too closely the dress looks good on her. i agree with blackwood’s parsing of the dress and how a dress needs to be cut and detailed to succeed on a curvy/hourglass shaped gal. in fact, kaiser, many fashion mags/books /what not to wear types suggest a-line skirts for pear-shapes and curvies too i think.

  12. palermo says:

    Thirty one years old and she is still posting a thousand photos of herself online “posing”. Really pathetic

  13. Hanna says:

    Just because your shoes are redbottomed does not mean that they’re pretty or classy. Kim is all trash, just look at her forhead, she’s got concealer all over her face. Gross, im surprised her makeup didnt leak down to that white dress.

  14. birdie says:

    Her face ruins every outfit! The shoes are ridiculous.

  15. tru tru says:

    when she is screwing a black man, she goes darker and when she was with Kris for those couple of weeks–she went back pale.

    she is so tired

  16. some bitch says:

    The dress is lovely, but anything she wears looks cheap and tacky.

    As a tall girl I think the shorter ladies need to accept that they’re short and knock it off with the ridiculous high heels with the hoof-like platforms. If you’re 5’4″ and stand at 5’10″ in your shoes it screams desperation and possible broken ankle. Just stop.

  17. Judging from the bottom three photos, “Kopy Kat” is trying real hard to look like Beyonce…B had a close-up shoe pic (along with JZs shoe) from a b-ball game….and as far as the blonde wig goes, looks like Beyonces hair color. Well, she IS Kanyes “Beyonce,” right? Insert MAJOR eyeroll here…

  18. Dee Cee says:

    I like how she suffers all her life looking perfect, constant heavy makeup touch-ups, hair removals.. tweaking of Botox.. smirks of disgust when she goes about her day.. ever changing clothes.. most of her fashion unflattering, inappropriately heavy or way too light for the seasons.. and greatly unattractive jewelry, it’s all about product placement.. starving but can’t lose the squat, stuffed sausage persona no matter how much she loses.. big, bulky weight of boobs and freakish butt.. must sit and pose in odd manners not to show a bulge.. hot heavy hair, tight clothes, uncomfortable, painful shoes.. spandex the tightest, smothering hell to withstand.. must exercise.. keep at it.. photo shop those flaws doesn’t happen in real life.. what a drag and nightmare.. living to be seen and intensely judged by choice.. anything she says has consequences.. sucks to be her etc..

  19. Mara says:

    This shoes style must go ,very ugly and not elegant at all and they look tacky on every woman .

  20. Ms Sanders says:

    I must be in the minority because I dont find Kim to be attractive like most people she looks plastic and greasy.By having so much plastic surgery I believe her motive was to look less armenian and she does but she also has become much less attractive.

  21. Maritza says:

    She looks pregnant in that dress. Those are some killer shoes, me like!

  22. Dawn says:

    whorish as usual and I do mean each and every picture. Dead eyes and vapid soul.

  23. jes_sayin says:


  24. Nicka says:

    Those shoes are too ugly for even a crack-headed lot lizard to wear…blech! And Kimmy, you dear, moronic troll…do try to remove the ass pads more often. When you wear them, you have a serious case of diaper ass. No matter what you wear, you look as though you’ve just taken a massive sh*t in your pants. Just looking at that fake butt makes my nose wrinkle in disgust…I can almost smell the dirty diaper stench wafting over here.

  25. d says:

    Say what you will about Kim, but she’s gone further by a billion miles than Paris Hilton and that makes me laugh every time. More power to Kim for making Paris Hilton grit her teeth (in my head) that Kim’s now way more famous and rich than she is, when Paris is the one that introduced the world to Kim when she was a nobody in the first place. Anyone that pulls a fast one on Paris is ok in my books.

  26. ZenB!tch says:

    I like the shoes – but not on her. I hate the old lady dresses she’s been wearing lately.

    PS: I’m team NotKarsdassian. So for now I’m Team KrisH and when she and Kanye break up I will be Team Kanye, etc…

  27. Dimebox says:

    If only she had done the same pose in her s&m shoes as she did in the last photo. Her giant caboose would have been punctured by those spikes! As for the dress, I would like it on someone else, but as usual she makes anything look cheap.

  28. alyssa says:

    Wait… she has a tiny waist?? I wouldn’t say tiny. I think she is trying to dress matronly to portray herself as a softer, nicer person vs the rigid evil beotch we all know.

  29. KelBear says:

    She is a pretty gal when she isn’t wearing all the circus makeup.

  30. Kim says:

    How could she be humiliated?? She wouldnt know humility if it hit her on her fake ass. This is a hobag who got pissed on and released the tape to become famous – she knows no shame.

  31. Kim says:

    She as always looks like a he.

  32. MJ says:

    I learned the hard way that this particular type of skirt is NOT flattering on bubble-butted, shapely-legged gals like myself. Kaiser, if only I’d read your description years ago, before that ill-advised purchase at H&M…

    And those shoes are probably the most hideous I’ve ever seen, along with the weird quilted Kanye designs from a while back. Both pairs were on Kim K., no surprise there.