Kristen Stewart in a BCBG minidress in Madrid: boring or awesome?

New photos of Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron! Somehow, they managed to only do a photo call in Berlin yesterday, and they didn’t have a premiere…? I can’t find the photos if there was a Berlin premiere. So they’re on to their next stop: Madrid! These are the pics from the Madrid photo call. Charlize is wearing this red Giambattista Valli which… I’m not sure about. It’s a great color on her, for sure. And I like the idea of it. But the execution, with the puffy shoulder embellishments – it’s kind of rough on her tall, broad figure. It makes her look top-heavy and football-player-ish. Kristen’s dress is BCBG Max Azaria. It’s cute… eh. I would like it better without the leather faux-suspenders. Beyond that, it’s a silhouette that Kristen goes to all too often – the sleeveless, half-shift minidress. Accessorized by bad posture. It’s just kind of meh.

Incidentally, while promoting SWATH, Kristen was asked by Celebuzz about all of those casting rumors regarding 50 Shades of Grey. As you know, 50 Shades was based on Twilight fan-fiction, and the book is completely AWFUL. But, as I said, it was written with Kristen and Sparkles in mind. So what does Kristen think about it?

Kristen says: “I haven’t read the book yet– so I don’t know…I’m dying to make another movie with Rob, I think that we’re a good team… I just haven’t read it, so I don’t know what it is, but I would love to work with him again.” Sure. Fine. If Kristen and Sparkles get wrangled into this mess, that would be fine with me. Just keep g–damn Michael Fassbender OUT OF IT.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. OlsenTriplet says:

    Wonder if Charlize regrets that foot tattoo.

  2. Bite me aka aniston says:

    Love Ms.Theron… Is SWATH tracking well, I really want this to be a big hit for that hot bitch

    • mia girl says:

      No critic reviews out yet. In other threads, some have posted a couple of negative tweets/ post from film bloggers in the UK blasting the film and among other things, Charlize’s over the top performance… But I’ve also seen some positive stuff as well so who knows. I’ll see it either way.

      I think it might still be too early for box office tracking info to get leaked. Maybe in a week or so.

      • Ann says:

        It’s still under embargo, so anyone who has posted isn’t a legit critic. I’d be suspicious of any “blogger” who has posted.

      • OlsenTriplet says:

        I give it two thumbs down for Kristen Stewart’s British accent.

      • Monkey Jim says:

        @ Olsen Triplet – you know there’s no such thing as a ‘British’ accent, right? Her English one was fine by me, though!

      • original almond says:

        I’m sure she meant RP English. Don’t be such a pedant.

  3. Chatcat says:

    Stewee has absolutely no style…nobody can fail this miserably day after day, photo shoot after photo shoot if it’s not on purpose.

    Don’t really like the dress Charlize is in but since she is so beautiful who really cares.

  4. kazoo says:

    I like Charlize’s dress.

    Kristen just always looks unwashed, like she smells.

    • Aiobhan says:

      Lol. I agree about smelly Stewart.

      The first photo of Charlize was awkward looking. The side photo is much better.

      Sorry to say I will not be seeing this film even when it comes on cable. I will be seeing The Dictator instead. I still have Prometheus though.

  5. jen says:

    Both those dresses suck.

  6. Aline says:

    She’s great. I’m a fan. (I know, sad).

    Also, how tall is Charlize? They’re both wearing crazy high heels yet Kristen looks like her kid. Maybe that’s what she was going for.

    • jen says:

      What is there to be a fan of exactly? She’s never been in any good films (except maybe Into the Wild, but that had nothing to do with her), she hasn’t demonstrated much talent, her personality sucks, so…..?

      • Danziger says:

        Well I guess that makes me the fan of her mediocrity. I guess you get to feel all superior now to our inferior taste. Then again, you gotta get your kicks where you can, right?

      • marie says:

        The Runaways was pretty good. I liked her in it.

      • Rice says:

        Actually, I was surprised that I liked The Runaways. No lip-biting at all and the girls were really wild. She was also quite good in Adventureland.

        As for the dress, I think she has improved from the Marchesa mess. I’m not really liking Charlize’s dress but the colour is fantastic.

        Oh, and hi Marie!

      • talia says:

        She was great in Into the Wild and The Runaways. It’s easy to say she sucks but she has one of the best resumes in young hollywood. You don’t work with David Fincher, Walter Salles, Mike Figgis, Sean Penn, and Barry Livingston before you hit 19 because you suck. I get that not everyone’s convinced, but she’s convincing the right people all the same.

      • laughlinb says:

        I thought she was great as Joan Jett. Sometimes she’s annoying, but other times I find her funny.

      • marie says:

        *waves* hi Rice. there are two of us, but I’m answering anyway-I posted further down.

      • Crystal says:

        I’m a fan of her. I find her endearing and her style is on point when she gets it right. When she gets it wrong it’s tragic. There’s no in between with her. Don’t give a damn how many directors she works with…she can’t act. Loads of actors make careers playing the same person in every role and K-Stew can be added to that list. Jennifer Anniston anyone ?? What about Steven Segal or Jason Statham ???
        She’s nothing more than the female Michael Cera in the acting department but i’d rather watch her interviews that watch Taylor Swift or Ashley Greene.
        When it comes to young actresses, Saoirse Ronan can act circles around most of her peers (male & female). She’ll act circles around them, set fire to those circles then blow out that fire with her skills. Mouthbreather…not so much. Don’t know why people mention ‘Into The Wild’ when she was in it for five minutes. Adventureland was painful to watch but she did great in ‘Welcome to The Riley’s’.

    • Courtney says:

      Charlize must be 5’10-6′ because I know Kristen is about 5’5 or 5’6. I agree though.. she looks very tall next to her!

  7. Eve says:

    If Kristen and Sparkles get wrangled into this mess, that would be fine with me. Just keep g–damn Michael Fassbender OUT OF IT.

    Ok…but let’s face it: if Fassbender is announced as “attached to the project”, there’ll be some awesome bitchy posts here on Celebitchy, non? 🙂

  8. Linny says:

    If I don’t look too closely at K’s dress, it’s not bad and lo! Someone did her hair!

    Charlize’s dress is doing some weird things to her arms and shoulders.

    Dear God, Kristen, if you want any respect in this business, stay far, far away from that tripe, 50 Shades of the Dumbest Shit EVER.

  9. ladybert62 says:

    Both dresses are awful on them.

  10. RocketMerry says:

    That red monstrosity on Charlize is all kinds of wrong!

  11. Rhea says:

    I give up hoping KS dressing up to impress, and CT’s dress looked stiff on the shoulder. Still wishing she wore a bracelet or something to make it more interesting.

  12. birdie says:

    Kstew looks great. She hasn’t worn too many short dress this pro tour.

    • Monkey Jim says:

      I like it, too – although I think she looks tired. Curious to see if she’ll manage to bring it for Cannes, so it’s kind of shitty timing that all this SWATH press has come right before.

      As for 50 Shades… I’d be VERY surprised if they get anyone more than a D- to ‘star’ in that shite – I read a bit for work purposes (oy!) and I felt like I needed to scrub myself with a wire brush afterwards. It really, really SUCKED. Plus anyone who signs up will get connected, albeit loosely, to the creeptacular Twilight fan base. Just NO. And I’d imagine that the thought of some creepy lady indulging her fantasies about you and your boyfriend having kinky sex in a badly-written porno makes KStew throw up in her mouth. Eww.

  13. Nessa says:

    This is not one of Charlize’s best looks. She gets a reprieve, though, for almost always looking perfect!

    K. Stew looks good here, too. I like the dress. I just wish she had picked different shoes.

  14. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Kristen looks so cute/girlish when she smiles a genuine smile. Wish she did it more often but I guess that’s just not her steez. I don’t like Chalize’s dress/shoes but bitch is such a firecracker. Love her in red.

  15. I.want.shoes says:

    Très fug. Both of them.

  16. Mirella says:

    Oh no Charlize….no. Love the color, but the dress itself does her body no justice.

    Kristen…stand up straight! The dress is better, but I really think her stylist hates her.

  17. Ann says:

    There is no way in hell that either Kristen or Robert would do 50 shades. No. Way.

    Both are trying to move away from Twilight, which is easy to see from the projects they are attaching themselves to. They wouldn’t in a million years do a movie based on Twilight fanfiction. Why would they? Neither one needs the money. They are trying to build long term careers, and need to put Twilight behind them.

    It’s also obvious that Robert is trying to stay away from the romance genre for the time being, which is a smart move on his part.

  18. nina says:

    This is an improvement for Kristen. Youthful styling works for her and she has great legs. I like the simple braid too. Charlize looks hot no matter what, she’s an alien that way.

    50 shades is 50 shades of shit by the way. I can’t see any legit actor wanting to do this dung heap.

  19. marie says:

    I like Kristen’s dress, although did she cut the bottom of the dress herself, the mesh or whatever seems off but maybe it’s me. Charlize’s dress is horrible.. And no, no, no, NO do not make that crap of a book into a movie..

  20. Paloma says:

    Kristen; wooden actress in mediocre dress who likes to shoot the bird and say the F word — only in Hollywood.

  21. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Right? CT looks so uncomfortable.
    How are you feeling, Asli? Are you out of the hosp?

  22. Lindy says:

    The red dress is shapeless and totally fug, and I’m not liking Charlize’s makeup, either. It’s making her look squinty. I love the colors on KStew’s dress-that deep blue together with the black is a really unusual and striking combination, though the shape/cut of the dress is just ok.

  23. Diana says:

    I did like Kristen’s dress, just not the suspenders. Charlize can wear a bag of potatoes and still looke hot, plus the color looks great on her.

  24. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    K-Stew: I am giving you applause for looking clean and age appropriate but staying with your understated style.

    The color could be a bit more vibrant, but again as I love all colors of blue I am giving her a pass. Her hair looks like she actually styled instead of coming out of the bed after having dirty sex with Sparkles and it’s great with the attire. The length of the dress is on point! Not too short not too long. And it showcases Kristen’s NATURAL long and lean look. This time, it’s the right amount of peek-a-boo sheer and I love the different materials used.

    A-. But I still don’t like her.

    CT. I love everything about this and she is my boo, BUT she gets B because the boobage is an issue. LIFT THEM! The dress has so much attitude and CT has the attitude in spades to wear this dress but the boobage is distracting. THey need to be on an angled proportion with the puffed sleeves. V. Glam though.

  25. minime says:

    I agree. Charlize usually looks so stunning that when she does an average look like this one it’s immediately spotted. The puffy shoulders are kinda of strange…Well, but the real surprise here is Kristen! Wow, she really looks great! I love the dress, the hair, the make-up, she looks flawless and I want that dress (ok..maybe a bit longer and with less transparency :D)!!!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Agreed. Kristen looks softer and it’s nice to see her looking sweet/girlish for a change.

  26. carly says:

    Kristen looks cute, the dress goes with the theme of SWATH, Charlize is gorgeous, but the dress is not good, I wish Sam would dress better too, Ruppert is a cutie.

    As far as 50 shades, no way in hell Rob & Kristen would do it, it would be really bad for them, and it will keep them in TW

  27. original almond says:

    This is such a lackluster promotional tour. It’s like these ladies aren’t even trying.

  28. TXCinderella says:

    Eh, Kristin’s dress looks like all the others she wears. Charlize looks great, she could make a trash bag look good though.

  29. another nina says:

    meh. where is the pear-shaped prince, may I wonder???

  30. Ludmila says:

    Kristen often reminds me of Marion Cotillard, I’m not talking about style, I think are the eyes.
    Some comments are so tiresome, always the same bitter hatred.
    CT is beautiful but the dress is the best KS, anyone can see.
    Even those who hate KS.

  31. catt says:

    I cannot figure out why Kristen NEVER looks comfortable. She always stands up there like she thinks she’s in front of a firing squad right? She can’t hide the misery. And even in great dresses she looks… wrong somehow like the dress always wears her instead of the other way around.

  32. Janet says:

    KStew — the dress is pretty, for once, but why in hell can’t she ever stand up straight?

  33. deep says:

    They both look great! K is so cute!! Very refreshing looking at these pics after looking at LILO! EWE!! Lilo looks like a 50 year old has been hooker that needs to just go away..please Lilo…go away!! They need to just stop taking pictures of her.

  34. Orly says:

    Kristen doesn’t look terrible in these pics.

  35. My Darling Pinkett says:

    Honestly, both of those dresses suck. They’re unflattering, which is saying something since Charlize is smokin’ hot.

  36. aquarius64 says:

    Stewart’s dress is an improvement. Someone must have put her stylist on blast for the Marchesa mess in London. Charlize, red looks great on her but the “shoulder pads” look like a dress Joan Collins would have worn in “Dynasty”.

  37. Stubbylove says:

    Talent, beauty and class in red. Frumpy, dull, mind-numbing in blue/black.

  38. Michele says:

    I’m not a fan of either dress. I’m surprised that the dresses chosen so far for their Snow White promo have not been flattering and look ill fitted on both women. Are they picking out their dresses without trying them on, I wonder? Both women have high profile stylists who have dressed them beautifully in the past. I think the hair and makeup looks good on both even if they do look a bit exhausted. I’m just not very impressed with their dresses so far.

  39. Prim says:

    I don’t get the hate for Charlize’s dress. It’s simple and red. The shoulders are perfect because it fits with the theme of her evil character. I like how they are dressing to fit their roles just like the Hunger Games cast did. After all, promotional tours these days are just about fashion shows.

    I think Kristen’s dress is cool. She just has horrible posture.

    Remember how Charlize used to always be so tan? I like her better with this color. Brings out her beauty more.

  40. Monkey Jim says:

    @ original almond Pedantic? Noooo. I corrected a silly mistake. I educated. And I’ll say what I like, when I like : )

  41. Crystal says:

    I really like this dress. I think it’s the best she’s looked so far. I don’t know what’s been going on with this promo. Her style has been all over the place…same with Charlize. Kristen looked better during the ‘Twatlight:Breaking Hymen’ promotional tour. I just havent been feeling her hair these days. I think she should leave it down more often.
    Charlize is a goddess and it doesn’t matter how bad she dresses…she still slays.

  42. fluffybunny says:

    HA! For once I was about to say I didn’t mind it…but its got leather suspenders! What the hell. I hope that’s not part of the dress and it was just some joke her stylist thought was funny.

  43. Mooshi says:

    I love how all the evil roles in hollywoood now are typecasted as Anglo-Saxons.

    Really getting to be so transparent.

  44. Sweettart says:

    I really don’t care for Kristen Stewart, but I think she actually looks good here. Especially considering what she usually looks like. I don’t like the suspenders, but other than that I like it.

  45. Hm says:

    Kristen’s dress is perfect on her. A little humor (the suspenders) works for her. Charlize’s dress is terrible, looks like it’s on backwards. Red looks OK on her but better on darker skin and hair.