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This is for Kaiser, whose Internet went down. Tom Hardy reads the stories about himself online and actually comments on them! I’m going to look up some IP addresses now. [Jezebel]
Man goes over Niagara Falls alone. Lives. [Gawker]
The women of color on Maxim’s Hot 100 List are few and far between [Bossip]
These “Call Me Maybe” cards are so lame [The Frisky]
Miley needs to put it away. Again. [Radar]
Goop’s kids make the Illuminati sign for Uncle Jay-Z [Amy Grindhouse]
Paula Deen lost weight, looks great [INFDaily]
Kate Gosselin is practically begging for another reality show. haha. [Videogum]
Anchorman II teaser trailer. I agree, I didn’t love the first one. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Kardashian is in Cannes. Hide yo swag. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Facebook caused a third of all divorces in 2011 [LimeLife]
Nick at Celebslam thinks Lea Michele got implants too [Celebslam]
Chris Hemsworth is waiting for an apology from Kristen Stewart for breaking his nose. [Hollywood Rag]
Yet another celebrity writes a children’s book. There was a joke about this on The Simpsons recently. [Celebs]
Cats in baskets! This made me smile. [CityRag]
“Dancing with The Stars” finals recap [Bitten and Bound]
Willow Smith’s crazy backpack [Starpulse]
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Tom Hardy
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- Demi Moore’s new man is gross [D-Listed]
- Fug or fab: Emma Stone [Go Fug Yourself]
- Arrest warrant issued for Jenelle Evans [Reality Tea]
- Only God Forgives review [Pajiba]
- Hugh Jackman, scooter master [Buzzfeed]
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- Cannes couples past and present [Popsugar]
- Arrested Development supercut [CDAN]
- Lea Michele’s see through skirt [Celebslam]
- Cheating wife’s lover escapes out of window [Movin925]
- Joe Francis is crazy [Starcasm]
What is up with his TEETH in that first pic????? Have they always been like that and I missed it?
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One tooth actually looks blackened! ick.
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Why do his teeth matter? What about his subtle and powerful film performances? –Anon.
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Listen I’m a big defender of Fassy and his yellow shark teeth. I love imperfection and I LOVE Tom Hardy but even I was kind of shocked by his teeth in the first pic. Never noticed the…um…”snaggle”-ness before. I’d still do him though.
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good one, anon Tom!
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LOL
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LOL!
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Americans have this fabulous dental insurance (or 12 easy payment finance plans) so we are used to if not perfect teeth – straight, white teeth. It’s what we are used to. That said, his are just crooked so I can deal with them. It’s Fassy yellow (implies dirty to me) and the Paradis gap (implies rotting) that I can’t deal with.
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Anon – I mean Tom…. your Hollywood team will make you cap those suckers.
The bitches here may start a pool to see how long you can resist. We will let you have the first bet…
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I think Tom Hardy’s teeth have always been like that. I remember them being that way in “Star Trek”, so it’s nothing new.
I like his teeth the way they are. They are not discolored, even though they may seem to be in the first photo. If anything, I think his teeth are a part of why he is so handsome and has such an interesting face; I am sure that they play a role in making his lips look the way they do, and I like them for that reason alone.
I don’t think teeth have to be perfectly straight or bright white to be nice. That being said, Michael Fassbender’s teeth – I think someone mentioned his teeth in this thread – are quite nice, but the color of them looks a little odd compared to the color of his skin. I don’t know what it is, exactly, but it looks funny. He’s quite handsome anyway, so it’s certainly not hurting him lol.
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Perfect! Than hope he reads this:
I want to make you my slave monkey, beard or no beard.
After watching him in Warrior, I want to roll all over him, naked.
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hhahahhahahahahaha
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Agreed!
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LOL, me too!!!
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hi tom!
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Its like guys are trying to look as ugly as possible lately…Meanwhile the women have to be PERFECT…this is some bull$hit!!Cut that pubic hair off your damn face, you are too cute for this insanity!!! He looks like the weird guy from hangover II(Zach Galifianakis)…lmao
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definitely agree..
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ITA! Jonny Depp, Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, list goes on..they really are intentionally trying to look homeless. I don’t even mind a bit of a beard (if groomed/shaped properly) but some of these guys look like lumberjacks-turned-axe-murderers. Also, a GREAT point about the double-standard when it comes to females.
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^^^ co sign 100%. The double standard is beyond ridiculous
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He works with the Cambridge (UK) group, FLACK. Who works with homelessness. (http://www.flackcambridge.org.uk/) I read he’s planning (or has, not sure) to drive across Siberia to raise money for FLACK through justgiving.com
Bravo, Mr. Hardy.
He must be pretty Hardy for driving across Siberia in the cold. Yeah, I know … BAD pun. >^..^<
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He has the beard for a movie. Luckily, this isn’t just a style choice.
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Gawker said the pubic beard is for his next two roles: Mad Max and something else and he admitted to trimming it a tad when he sees these comments.
I apologized to him in Gawker because if it’s for a role, then it is what it is. Seems like he is trying to walk a fine line between keeping his director happy and keeping us happy. LOL.
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Hi Tom!! ‘Sup?
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I’ll bet you that so many of them do this!
Then they get all mad and comment all enraged.
Which is never a good thing to do: never angry-post
P.s. Hey Tom…
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Plenty of them do it at some stage in their career – they are all so insecure and fame hungry that they wouldn’t be able to help reading their own press. (Greetings narcissists). They’d all have google alerts set up at the start and read every comment. (Kim Kardashian anyone?). Then it’d start sending them mad and they’d be told to stop doing it or only look at the positive, ie sycophantic and bought off websites. By then, if they are making the studios money, they are completely surrounded by yes-men and arsekissers (who now comment for them), and are completely insulated from reality – that the reason people pan them is because they suck.
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what is up with men and beards/facial hair? seems like everyone’s trying to grow them!
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Mr Hardy, please shave your face. :/
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Read this: Cut that gross beard.
KTHXBYE!
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paula is still a terrible person, weight loss or not.
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Agreed. Plus, she doesn’t look any different to me.
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She looks THE SAME. I was thinking there would be some dramatic weight loss. Whenever I look at her, I get stabby so I generally try to avoid…
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Until there is a significant weight loss, weight loss isn’t really noticeable on heavier people. I speak from experience.
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I think she looks smaller, her skin is saggier for sure
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Who is Tom Hardy? Is he related to the Hardy boys?
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Apparently, he’s related to Santa Clause.. judging from these pics ._.
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I know of him only because he is going to be in the Dark Knight Rises as Bane, the villain, but he is wearing some weird thing in front of his mouth in that so that won’t help me get to know him as an actor.
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I hope you are reading this Tommy. I really do.
Sir Hardy, YOU ARE A FINE ONE! EVEN WITH THE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE LOOK YOU’VE GOT GOING ON FACIALLY!
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I’m scared of what might be living in that pube beard.
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i like tom. just wish he’d get rid of the beard. there’s so much good looks under all that…
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Hi Tom!!! Can’t wait to see you in the Dark Knight!!! Thanks for not being afraid to do nude scenes
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I am not Tom Hardy. (Maybe)
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I must be one of the only one here that think Tom Hardyis Ass ugly, I just don’t see the appeal.
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Same. Saw him interviewed on Le Grand Journal the other night and he seemed like a jerk, while Shia was really sweet. Not what I expected.
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For me he’s not memorable. They say he was in Inception. I *loved* inception but I can’t recall him in it at all.
Although that may be the point, that he disappears into the role.
Tom? What are you career goals? Big name that could fade into obscurity or long lived character actor?
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Watch Bronson, Warrior, & Wuthering Heights, nothing forgettable about Tom in those roles.
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@Issa, Ironically after I posted that comment, I went to a job interview at a media company. I was in the lobby and the company had their newest PPV features up and one was “This Means War” with Reese. I saw Tom and I was like “Oh, I get it now.”
He’s not traditionally hot, hot. LOL.
Hi again, Tom
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@ Zen — I take it as a sign! Hope your interview went well!!!
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He was insanely gorgeous in Rocknrolla. I don’t know if it was because his hair was lighter or if Guy Ritchie made him have a bath but he was like a different person. Then I checked out his other work and I was like ‘huh? This is the same person?’. He always looks like he could do with a good scrub.
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If you have nothing nice to say, then don’t say anything at all!!
Hey Tom if you are reading this….you are very sexy man…beard, teeth and all….and you are talented as well!! You rock the screen and can’t wait to see your future films!
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This made me laugh out loud. I would do the same thing, I think, if I was famous!
LOL
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He’s blondish and hairy and a bunch of other not so interesting things… but fack me he’s so bloody sexy.
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Hi Tom! (And I don’t care what anyone says; I LOVE this joke!)
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I’ve often wondered about celebrities who lurk. Like people who go on these irate unnecessary diatribes and you wonder if it just may be the actual celeb or some pathetic lackey from their entourage…
In any case, if u fancy looking like circa 70s serial rapist, more power to u. Still a fan.
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In other news “Innocent” is really Dina Lohan.
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He grew that beard for a role! And he trimmed it when he ready that people were calling it grizzly. He said so in the article that Jezebel linked.
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Would still hit it.
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So would i!!!!
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I don’t mind the beard Tom but the greasy slicked back hair is gross. You were robbed for a nomination for best supporting actor for Warrior.
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Hey Tom!
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Hi Tom! Please don’t change your teeth for hollywood.
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Tom, honey – if you read this blog – your beard looks like pubic hair.
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Its for a role-Mad Max, its in the article.
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I read the article *after* I commented. I apologized to him on Gawker. Same user name so if he reads both blogs he saw it.
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Good idea, Kate! Watching a fat, self-absorbed mom sit on the computer from 9-5 before going home to bang her bodyguard is must see TV. Is she out of her everloving mind?
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Kate’s a lot of things, but fat? Really?
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I am in the minority but I LOVE the beard. Very masculine!
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I would HIT IT!
Gorgeous
Don’t change the teeth!
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I have loved him since “Stuart: A Life Backwards” (:
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i can hear all the ontd fangirls screaming from here
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Tom’s funky beard is probably for a movie role, so it’s temporary, thank heavens. Unfortunately, Hardy has taken on roles lately that have required him bulk up like a tanker truck or grow unruly ginger fuzz like this, all of which repels most of us. But I know that Hardy is one incredible handsome bastard and will give him some slack for now.
I remember Fassbender’s blond dye job for “Prometheus” at the X-Men premiere–was hating that look.
Benedict Cumberbatch also had bad blond dye job for the upcoming HBO movie “Parade’s End” that irked me. His 1970s moppy hair for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in 2010 looked really good, however.
Cumb-y should always either by ginger or light brown, never blond.
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Good for him, he has the right to comment about stuff on him. It’s his image and reputation so who better than him to comment. Love his work btw, can’t wait to see Lawless!
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I think it’s awesome that he comments on stuff about him. I think it would be a great way to have some fun w/ all of the crazy stuff that would be said about you as a famous person. I think either commenting or ignoring it all together would be the best/easiest way to deal w/ gossip about yourself. I’d totally make up some crazy story about myself and hope I was asked about it in an interview and then come out that I made it up myself.
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What is up with the Bearding Way lately. No More Beards! Make RocknRolla 2 SEXY! Let’s see those kissy lips
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The beard does not suit him at all !
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Even if the Beard was for Mad Max I would think they would style it closer & sexier vs an amish look for the role?
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Hi Tom! We enjoy your films and think you’re a sexy beast. Keep up the good work!
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He’s brought an whole new light in my life it’s one awesome beard!! I dOnt normally like a beard, but Tom you have opened my eyes, now I’m gonna hide my fella shaver. … But damn your hot!!! With or without the beard ☺😝x
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He’s growing it out for Mad Max (delayed production) and he still looks sexy! His teeth are perfect, he has that SEXY eyebrow scar, and the most amazing accent! (not to mention his amazing talent) For the person who didn’t know him from Inception, clearly you weren’t watching the movie. He was Eames. Unforgettable.
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don’t change your lovely teeth! keep your beard, or don’t, either way, you are one in 10 million, not just a god – THE God! i’d surely drink your dirty bath water! LOL
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