Levi Johnson is broke, spent $1 million on “guns, boats & four-wheelers.”

Levi Johnston
If you had a million dollars, you could probably live comfortably off of it for a decade, right? At least I think I could with some planning. That money lasted a whole couple of years for Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston. He of course didn’t have the foresight to realize that his stab at fame was a one-shot, limited time offer and he squandered all his money on high end boy toys, while conveniently neglecting to pay court-ordered child support. Levi, who is expecting another child with his latest girlfriend, is now living with his mother, a convicted felon who spent time in prison for trafficking Oxycontin. High School dropout Levi still doesn’t even have a GED, as far as I can find. Here’s more on this story, thanks to Radar:

The father of former Republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin’s grandson, Tripp, has been left broke after blowing through an estimated $1 million in earnings on “guns, boats and four-wheelers.”
“Levi Johnson hasn’t paid child support in nearly two years,” a source told the new issue of US Weekly. “And he has little contact with Tripp.”

The 22-year-old recently hit back at claims he is a deadbeat dad and absentee father, telling Inside Edition: “No, I never will be [a deadbeat dad]. I love Tripp more than anything and he is my son but I don’t feel like a dad to him. Not by choice …hopefully one day I can be.”

Meanwhile, despite not being able to support his current child, who lives full time with mom Bristol Palin, Levi recently announced he’s expecting another baby!

[From Radar Online]

As Radar mentioned, Levi is expecting another child with his doe-eyed latest girlfriend, a woman named Sunny Oglesby. Sunny was on The Insider with him last month explaining how they got in that situation. They went to a cabin in the woods and “forgot” Sunny’s birth control pills. It was all rather suspect, considering that Levi needs another excuse to get some media coverage and his sparkling personality isn’t opening any doors for him. The happy couple also announced their intended baby daughter’s name – Breeze Beretta Johnston, which sounds like a wine cooler. Levi even admitted that the middle name was in honor of the gun manufacturer, Beretta. What about Ski-Doo Smith & Wesson Johnston or Yamaha Glock Johnston? He may as well name his kid after some of the crap he blew his money on, since you know he’s not going to spend it on the baby.

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  1. Justaposter says:

    Show of hands kids.. who all saw this coming?

    *raises hand*

    • Maguita says:

      *Raising hand*.

      Cannot wait to see what this guy has planned for the future. The best for him is to go back on those Gaz rigs, and send the cheques to his children’s baby mamas.

      And he must name his unborn child after some of the crap he blew his money on, shouldn’t he name him .99 cents? Isn’t what his book is now worth? I did see it in the liquidation bin a year ago at the book store!

      • marie says:

        I’m right there with you guys. This should be shocking to no one.

      • polk8dot says:

        @ ‘The best for him is to go back on those Gaz rigs, and send the cheques to his children’s baby mamas.’

        Bwahahahahaa!
        That would actually require him to put in an honest day’s work, which I’m sure is foreign, repulsive and allergenic to this lazy, entitled, egotistical POS.

        Color me shocked! I bet the ONLY person on the planet who did not see this coming a mile away is…. Levi.

    • GirlyGirl says:

      Yep.

    • yuk says:

      Clearly, those who associate with trashy opportunistic fame whores – Sarah Palin and her ilk – are the same themselves.

  2. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Smugness is not a good look.

  3. rtms says:

    Oh Please everyone knew this was coming, even Bristol who was smart to try and get what she could out of the douche bag before he was broke. You just know she will be pointing and saying,’I told you so’. Why anyone raised him up as some sort of hero was just stupid.

  4. Dee Cee says:

    So when there wasn’t any money left he felt great.. and said ha, I can live off all my good stuff and retire?

  5. Agnes says:

    idiot. good thing he’s having another baby. (i do feel bad for yet another kid that has to be involved in this mess.)

  6. Anon says:

    A decade? Someone must be high maintenance.

  7. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    There’s a lot of money in acting and I think that would be the best route for him to take, as he makes a far more believeable seven-year-old than anyone I’ve ever known–including everyone born in 2005. Maybe he can play the next Bobby Draper.

    ‘I like meth–erm–sweet potatoes!’

    Audition over.

  8. Meecey says:

    *raising hand*
    What is Sunny thinking? This guy n a kid named Breeze. Dear God.

  9. mememe says:

    Yeah, that’s about how Palin ran Alaska.

    • polk8dot says:

      I fail to understand how this dweeb and his lazy-a$$ antics are in any way related to, or responsible for the way Sarah Palin did anything, including running the state. She is a piece of work, but she can easily stand on her own pedestal of stupidity and uselesness.

      This jerk had his own parents who raised him, made him into who he is today – a total loser, who shirks responsibility like an STD, has zero work ehtic and even less prospects for the future. He is a disgusting piece of crap, and should be in jail for not paying child support and blowing all the money without setting any aside for his kid (soon, kids).
      He is obnoxious and sleazy enough on his own – and trying to constantly attach his name to Palin’s is just sad.

      That’s why this uneducated, dumb douche was able to make any money in the first place – people buying his ‘book’ out of hate of Palin. Too bad that in this country people let their political bias blind them so badly that they turn into idiots willing to spend their hard earned money to contribute to this moron’s retirement fund.

  10. GirlyGirl says:

    It doesn’t help that the mainstream entertainment media keeps legitimizing this bonehead with coverage

    He’s a nobody who lives just to the left of the middle of nowhere.

  11. skuddles says:

    Broke as a joke and yet he just keeps breeding…

  12. Jennifer12 says:

    Maybe he can blame his current situation on the Palins? I’m not talking politics, I’m talking about a grown man who won’t get a job or education and **chooses** not to support his son, but impregnates another person. Bristol has it right- Tripp will have many, many half siblings because this jackass won’t wear a raincoat or get snipped and idiots want to have kids with him. WTF? And quit blaming the world- you’re not involved with your son because you choose not to be. And your daughter will likely get the same treatment.

  13. Sweettart says:

    He’s a train wreck, but I kind of feel sorry for him. He had a horrible, HORRIBLE, upbringing (not that it excuses continuing the mess.)

    I think part of his lashing out at the Palin’s was that he felt rejected after he and Bristol broke up. The family was probably the only normalcy he’s ever had.

    I saw an interview with him commenting on Sarah Palin and he said, “I thought she liked me.” You could tell he was hurt.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      If you got her daughter pregnant in high school, that girl’s mother does not like you. That’s basic. She’s evil, no doubt, and her Monsters of Plastic Surgery daughter pulled an alpha bitch move by insinuating to the world that he date raped her, or dosed her–whatever, when he didn’t. And for what? But he’s going to to start using Glad garbage bags as condoms, because he really doesn’t need any more legacies to the thrones at this point.

      • Sweettart says:

        If you got her daughter pregnant in high school, that girl’s mother does not like you.

        I’m sure the Palin’s weren’t happy, but actually they were supportive of the couple in the beginning.

        I didn’t follow what broke down Bristol and Levi’s relationship, I’m assuming it was that they were both young, stupid, totally unprepared in a normal situation, and beyond unprepared to handle it in the middle of the media frenzy.

        But I do think he thought they cared about him as an individual, and not just as Bristol’s boyfriend.

        I don’t think his personal experience with parents and family made him familiar with the protective attitude of, “You screw over my daughter and I will take you out.”

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow, spent it on “guns, boats, and quads,” huh? Fitting the stereotype much there, Levi?

    And just what kind of douche-knocker has HIS OWN last name tattooed up his arm?

    Answer: the kind who can’t spell.

  15. Deedee says:

    He should get “use condom” tattooed on his arm.