“Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI, how shocking” links

Jenna Jameson got a DUI. Shocking. [Dlisted]
Jimmy Fallon always gets his guests to do the cutest things. [Pop Sugar]
Jennifer Lawrence is super-busy. Good for her. [LaineyGossip]
Bar Refaeli‘s black jumpsuit is kind of meh. [Celebuzz]
Pajiba‘s review of On The Road. [Pajiba]
Dear Kate Upton: please do something with your eyebrows. [Yeeeah]
Kelly Clarkson lost weight for her boyfriend. [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian wears dresses other, bigger celebrities have worn before. [Evil Beet]
Reese Witherspoon and her bump are headed to Cannes. [A Socialite Life]
Brit-Brit thinks Simon Cowell is rude, y‘all. [Radar]
Is Mitt Romney trying to shame women into voting for him? [Jezebel]
Kylie Minogue‘s dress looks like a sparkly gold condom. [Go Fug Yourself]
Food Network chef Anne Burrell is a lesbian. [OMG Blog]
Review of Moonrise Kingdom. [Moe Jackson]
Paris Hilton still thinks she‘s somebody. [ICYDK]
Adam Levine is too cool for reality television. [CDAN]
Kourtney Kardashian looks like she’s ready to pop. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

 

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  1. valleymiss says:

    I just saw the mug shot on dlisted. They should have arrested her for those cheek implants. Yikes. Remember when she used to be gorgeous?

    • Irishae says:

      Although I’m no Jenna “fan,” I read her book a few years ago for mindless fare, but ended up actually enjoying it. It has a lot of photos (of course) and I hadn’t before realized how incredible her natural beauty was–very sad.

    • MJ says:

      She really was naturally gorgeous. As plastic as she looks now, removing the implants and gaining a few pounds was a major improvement. She looked horrible a few years ago.

    • Spooky says:

      It’s really quite tragic how much she’s butchered herself. I always used to think she was quite lovely looking. I can only imagine that whatever she was battling inside that made her do that to her outside was/is awful…

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I was thinking on a a porn piece can rock those lips. They are supposed to look hideous and plastic aren’t they? It’s the Pammy Effect. She still looks better than the one that has that poor little girl with Jesse James.

      I can’t call them “stars” or “actors”. They are just prostitutes on film.

  2. Aiobhan says:

    Jenna Jamison and Kim Kardashian on the same page. The jokes just write themselves sometimes.

    • Sassy says:

      Put a black wig on Jameson and Kim would look her twin. Those lips with the ridge above the upper lip where the filler or implant goes. Hideous!

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        And then ask yourself (even if you aren’t a mom yet or don’t want to be one, but theoretically), would let either of those two women drive your kid around, let alone babysit?

        She truly looks like a real life doll AND like Kim she was once very beautiful. Sad. Why mess with the face? My mom just told me she plans on getting another facelift when she can afford it. *Total eye roll*, she’s gonna be a real housewife soon.

        And yes, BTW, I did change my avatar and am keeping the new one. Old one was several countries ago. Just so you don’t think I’m another weird Tiffany:)

  3. Maguita says:

    The Mitt Romney shaming women into voting for him link:

    “Karl Rove and friends have taken the bizarre approach of back-handedly shaming women for falling for the “guilty pleasure” of Obama’s smooth talking ways and then trying to lure us into the safe arms of a Republican man. Oh, yes, that ought to work wonderfully.”

    Yeah, like any self-respecting woman worth her chromosome, is ever going to consider what that sh-teous misogynist murderer Karl Rove is ever going to say. This pushes me into even more blissfully indulging in “my guilty pleasure”.

    What do they think Obama is to us, sweet Dark caramel chocolate?

    • Lisa Marconi says:

      That’s one guilty pleasure that ended up hurting us. Didn’t that fellow give us the NDAA? You know, indefinite detention without counsel or habeas? Romney is just the white chocolate version.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I’ve been calling Mittens “the white Obama” for a while. Neither inspires any trust from me and they are both passionless and robotic. The difference is Obama will morph into campaign Obama and suddenly rediscover his passion but it’s too late. I know it’s fake.

        #teamanyonebutthesetwo

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Sorry Mittens but I don’t think Obama has one hot bone in his bony body. Neither do you but that is not the point. I’ve never voted looks – if I had I would have never voted.

      The point is that I am not voting for either of you. I will be casting a protest vote.

      I’m not a Republican but I am totally offended by how the Republican Party Elite forced Mittens down the Republican voters’ throats. They were not given a choice at all. Mittens was anointed.

      • Alarmjaguar says:

        Say what you will about the candidates and their parties, but they are not the same. There are significant differences in policy regarding the environment, business, health care, social issues, and yes, women’s issues, that you just can’t overlook.

      • Maguita says:

        ^especially where it comes to obligatory vaginal probing!

        And yes you are very right Lisa Marconi, white chocolate has always been the cheapest diluted version of real black chocolate: Always indecisive, can’t stick to one original recipe, bullies its way into a chocolaty labeling, and most importantly, is nothing but a forgery aiming to deceive the public into believing that it has the potential to be half as good as real chocolate.

        Mitt Romney white chocolate? I absolutely agree!

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Sure, there might be differences to us peasants, but to the elite, there are none. Clinton put in place the same finance guys that Bush I did and so did Bush II, Obama reinstalled all the dudes that flushed the banking and mortgages in this country down the tubes and put them in charge of the fed reserve and SEC!
        Banking and lobbyists control the man in charge, not a donkey or an elephant. Some great documentaries on this.
        I find Obama to be supremely ugly. NOT hot. But did you see pics of the Bushs as young guys? Hot-surprisingly. Even Bubba had the skeevy hot thing going. Obama reminds me of the Dali Lama on the sex hot scale.

  4. Sara says:

    Chick is almost 40, time to stop drinking and driving sweetie.

  5. LeeLee says:

    She should be arrested for eff’n her face up like that. So sad that she has to look at that mask of her former face everyday. :(

  6. TXCinderella says:

    Doesn’t she have twins? She needs to be home taking care of the children rather than running the streets partying.

    Her lip injections, cheek implants, and eye lift looks terrible. She used to be really pretty. This is what happens to women who depend on beauty to get them ahead in life. They start aging and can’t take it so they have all these surgeries that make themselves look like aliens. Age gracefully ladies! If you do turn to plastic surgery, a little goes a long, long way!

  7. Keen says:

    I thought Anne Burrell was already out. Maybe because she was on Cat Cora’s team for so long on Iron Chef I assumed she played for her ‘team’ in real life.

  8. Jayna says:

    She was so naturally cute and confident and great business woman. Then she went into an early midlife crisis and blew up her lips, botoxed herself to oblivion, became anorexic for quite a while several years ago, got cheek implants, i think big boobs. and developed a drug problem. Sad.

  9. Nev says:

    ever since her husband cheated/hit her she’s been spiraling…

    get up girl!!

  10. epmd says:

    there’s never been a single person in the adult film industry that I actually really liked and gave intellectual credit to before I saw her life story. She was a huge success not just for her um, “talents”, on screen but for her ability to brand and market herself to become a multimillionaire and quit the porn industry altogether with plenty of money in the bank. she used to be a total knock out too. well spoken woman too. I’ve never seen one of her films but I really liked her success story. I hope she doesn’t spiral out of control much longer. I feel that celebrity world is toxic beyond human ability to cope.

  11. Happy21 says:

    Thank you for the comment about Kate Upton’s eyebrows. I have long thought they were awful and wondered why no one else noticed that. Turns out, you did :) Thanks Celebitchy!

  12. mixdemdotcom says:

    what’s the problem with these celebrities?

  13. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    There is an interesting book called xxx 30 porn star portraits by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders and Jenna was so beautiful, why oh why did she mess with her natural beauty and do this to herself, and I agree with Irishae, her book is a good read.

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    I re-iterate: You have enough money to pay for a cab; rent a driver; or pay a DD.

    DO IT!