Jessica Biel, bangsy in white Chanel at the MTV Movie Awards: awful or cute?

The good news: Jessica Biel trimmed her bangs so she doesn’t look like a blind, shaggy dog. The bad news: Jessica Biel still has bangs (and she really doesn’t need them with her face). Yes, Jessica was invited to the MTV Movie Awards because… she’s got Total Recall coming out. She and Kate Beckinsale (also in Total Recall) were asked to present. Jessica wore this Chanel minidress which… I don’t really care for. I feel like some of these girls are trying to make “little white dresses” and “little red dresses” the new LBDs, and the results are mixed. Charlize Theron has the power to make a Little Red Dress a “thing”. Jessica does not have the style acumen to make a Little White Dress really “happen”. In my opinion. Plus, I just really dislike the conical sleeves. And I absolutely LOATHE the shoes. She looks like she’s wearing ankle weights.

And here’s Mila Kunis in Fendi. Ugh. Well… I don’t think the dress is very pretty, but I have to say… it kind of works on her. It’s occasion-appropriate, it’s way too short and it shows off her great legs – how in the world is Mila so small and petite and she’s got those legs that go on forever? How is it that she’s gained a little bit of weight and it hasn’t gone to her legs at all? It’s a mystery.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Rhea says:

    Perhaps if the sleeves shorter Biel would look much better, and why she still insist wearing the bangs like that?? As for Mila, she could do MUCH better than this.

  2. Miffy says:

    Biel can NOT pull off a fringe (bangs). It’s so unflattering, it simultaneously gives her moon face and horse face. Her fabulour cheekbones look like hamster cheeks while the rest of her face just looks really long and out of proportion.
    Why Biel?! WHY?!?

    The dress is meh. It’s fine, a bit safe. Then again, that’s how I feel about Jessica Biel in general.

    Mila Kunis could make a potato sack look good. This dress should truly be more of an assault on the eyes but somehow she makes it work.

  3. mary simon says:

    She looks ridiculous with those bangs – they make her look like a moon faced cro-magnon. Somehow the bangs trauma here push forward the giant horsey veneers and overly pumped lips and make them seem even bigger, as if that was possible. She looks dreadful.

    • Marjalane says:

      I’ve always thought she had crazy chiclet teeth, but those bangs just make them look that much more pronounced! It’s almost cartoonish.

    • Maguita says:

      That dress on Biel looks more Bed Bath & Beyond than Chanel!

      I swear it, I have the same patterned white bath-towel set as that freaking dress.

      • gab says:

        I came here to say the same thing, Maguita! Looks like my bath mat next to my tub. I don’t get any sex appeal with Biel. To me she’s asexual like Tammy Cruise.

      • Maguita says:

        LOL! tAmmy Cruise? typo or on purpose, love it!

  4. I.want.shoes says:

    Biel’s entire look is a FAIL.

    As for Mila, it looks like she’s wearing just a long shirt. That dress is way too short to look anything but vulgar.

  5. brin says:

    I don’t like either dress…Mila could do better. Biel is a mess.

    • deep says:

      Agree, Beil is just a mess from head to toe. She is always hit or miss. Usually miss. I don’t know..I really don’t find her that attractive. But, she def looks better without the bangs. And, that dress and those shoes..oh my.

      • atorontogal says:

        I agree about Biel…she’s a mess. I hate the shoes. Mind you I never did like her, I don’t know why.

  6. gee says:

    I dislike Jessica Biel’s hair, shoes, and bracelet, but I really love that dress. Mila Kunis’ weight gain is so slight you can hardly tell when she dresses to suit her body. I like the dress, but I’d like it a lot better if it was like 2 inches longer.

  7. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I actually kinda like Mila’s dress. Biel looks like crap. The bangs need to go.

  8. lucy2 says:

    Don’t like either dress, but at least Mila looks good otherwise, can’t say the same for that mop on Jessica’s head.

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    How has her narcissistic fiancee not told her about those bangs? And why those shoes? Why everything Jessica?
    I think Mila looks good with some extra weight and her legs are killer. When I gain weight it goes straight to my boobs and butt 🙁

    • Winter says:

      She had the bangs for a movie she did awhile ago and I doubt he cares about bangs so thats probably why he doesn’t say anything .

    • LittleDeadGirl says:

      Wait. Are you saying it’s a bad thing your weight goes to your boobs and butt?! Cause it sounds awesome to me.

  10. Sisi says:

    Biel looks horrible. And it’s almost completely the fault of those bangs. Her face looks completely out of proportion with those huge cheeks & teeth and tiny jaw & nose. The whole look needs a forehead to balance things out.

    Too bad because it’s seems a nice enough dress.

  11. Kellie says:

    Well, I think Biel looks super cute. I like her bangs this time around and I LOVE her dress, the shoes are ok, they match.

    • jaye says:

      I like her bangs, too. I think she looks pretty. I think most people posting here hate Biel, and therefore hate all things Biel. I can’t really count myself a fan of hers, but I can still appreciate when she looks nice.

  12. clumsyme says:

    I think the white dress would be better if it had no sleeves. The sleeves are what makes it horrible. The shoes suck n Mila is gorgeous!

  13. Eve says:

    How is it that she’s gained a little bit of weight and it hasn’t gone to her legs at all? It’s a mystery.

    It’s not a mystery at all. Like (poster) Normades said on another thread, Kunis has an apple-shaped body. Whenever she gains weight, it goes straight to her midsection.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/230547/mila_kunis_shows_off_slight_weight_gain_on_nyc_film_set_she_looks_good_right/#comments

    • Sunny says:

      Me too.i have to stay super slim to have a flat tummy.my weight never goes to my chicken legs.

  14. Jenna says:

    At first I thought the shoes were cute, but then I got a good look at them. Jessica looks like she tied maxi-pads around her ankles. Yikes.

  15. Trish says:

    in theory, Jessica ‘should’ be considered gorgeous, even with the bad haircut, but for some reason, I’ve never thought of her as gorgeous at all…. not sure why..there doesn’t seem to be a spark about her either…blah ….. Mila looked gorgeous…I would say she’s gained 15 lbs…and it looks good. and so it begins, a girl becoming a woman and the dieting yo yo of Hollywood begins for her. Let’s hope she has the self confidence to just stay as she is and not become like so many other actresses who go up and down in weight continually.

  16. Marianne says:

    I actually think Jessica looks cute here. I do not like Mila’s dress though. I find it does nothing to compliment her shape.

  17. Chatcat says:

    I think Mila is adorable…like a little sex kitten.

    I just can’t find Biel attractive. Sure she has a great body…really who couldn’t have a firm toned body when your job is to be “fit” and you can work out daily, etc. I’m not sure any measure of plastic surgery could help her very masculine features be less manly…the bangs and blunt hair just make her strong features stronger…a softer style is what she needs.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Hi Chatcat 🙂
      I always go back and forth on Biel. Sometimes I think she’s really pretty and other times I find her look very harsh. She’s one of those girls whose body I envy but I wouldn’t want it. I respect that she works hard to be in great shape but she’s just a little too muscular….

      • Chatcat says:

        Hi Kit…sorry, got busy here at work and have been MIA most of the day. I agree…fit is fine but I also like my “softness”…she just doesn’t see to have any~

  18. Heidi says:

    Jessica is a striking woman. While I don’t know her personality, she seems like a nice enough woman.

  19. madashell says:

    3 years ago I thought Jessica Biel might have been a candidate for Peoples “Most Beautiful Woman in the World”. What the heck happened to her? Hair wayyyy too dark, fringe just terrible. Clothing wrong, every time. Now Justin is a prettier girl than she is.

  20. cupidtyrox says:

    I like the shoes

  21. shannon says:

    For what it’s worth, I’m in Mila’s boat – it’s a blessing and a curse. I’m 5’2″, but have long, thin arms and legs. So when I gain weight (which I have in the past couple of years) it goes to my torso and boobs, and I look like an apple with toothpicks stuck in as arms and legs.

    I sooo wish my weight gain would be more evenly distributed!

  22. drawbackwards says:

    Oh hey, Lily Allen!
    Her shoes look like they have the ankle restraints that are used in inpatient psych facilities.

  23. Nessa says:

    Is Jessica Beil relevant/cool enough to make anything a “thing”? She is one of the most boring celebrities ever, IMO.

  24. Bonfire Beach says:

    Jessica looks 60’s mod. It’s ugly. She looks like That Girl.

  25. deep says:

    That dress isn’t bad..it would just look better on someone else. And, those shoes are just horrible. Beil has always thought SHE was prettier than she actually is. She even said in an interview once that she got passed over for roles because she was just too beautiful. It made me LOL! She actually thinks her beauty is keeping her from getting roles. Ha! I think it is the other way around..her lack of beauty is keeping her from getting roles.

  26. Winter says:

    I actually think Jessica looks good for a change she almost never looks good, so this is one of those rare occasions. I don’t like Mila’s look at all she looks off here and I hate the middle part she always does with her hair.

  27. skuddles says:

    Ugh, still with the bangs and next to no eye make up. Girl get it right – if you’re gonna wear those busted bangs, at least do your eyes up right!

  28. apsutter says:

    Jessica=Awful. How old is she? Her face, especially around her eyes, look like a middle aged woman. And she has no sense of style.

  29. Esther says:

    I don’t think she just her bangs it’s her overall hair the way it frames her face it’s just all so heavy. If she put her hair up it wouldn’t be so bad and she should lighten her hair up a bit.

    • skuddles says:

      Good point Esther – a lighter hair color would improve her look a bit…

  30. Shelly says:

    Mila looks amazing! I disagree about her legs – she’s definitely gained weight all over and her legs look fuller, but in a great way! She was way too thin during and after Black Swan. She has some awesome legs for sure! Jessica’s hair makes me angry. I hate it.

  31. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Biel looks awful. I laughed when I saw her stupid kimono dress. It was beyond fug and with the hair and everything I just feel sorry that she has no one honest and nice enough in her life to tell her she looks stupid and needs to change.

    I love Mila but the dress was not flattering. It made her look even bigger than she is. Hurts me to say it cause I do like her and she’s a great actress. She was very cute on stage but the dress wasn’t really flattering.

  32. ZenB!tch says:

    Biel always looks like a man to me.

    Some people gain a ton of weight and still have great legs. Some of us lose a ton of weight and have horrible legs. By us I mean me and Katie Holmes.

  33. Kate says:

    Remember the coneheads? – Jessica Biel’s hair is totally giving her this silhouette. With different hair, this would be a good look for her.