Here’s some photos from yesterday of Tom Cruise filming Oblivion with the lovely Olga Kurylenko (Quantum of Solace), and Tom is looking very sassy in these pictures, isn’t he? I like his cute little “hands on hips” posture and his bemused expression as he holds that umbrella. The sci-fi movie — which is about a time in the future when humans have to live in the sky because aliens have taken over the Earth (it sounds rather Thetan-y) — was shooting at the foot of the Empire State Building, and it was raining. Tom didn’t let the crappy weather get his spirits down at all.
Now for some requisite promotional info for Rock of Ages, and I hope you haven’t just eaten breakfast or lunch before reading this because this news is kind of icky. It’s bad enough that we’ve seen Tom’s “the L. Ron trail” in stills for the movie, but now the dude is talking about his codpiece. Specifically, Tom claims to have gifted Katie with that piece of movie memorabilia, and he says that she enjoyed it. Gross:
Tom Cruise took more than that hot bod and his rock star moves home from the Rock of Ages set.
He tells us he brought a very special Stacee Jaxx accessory to wife Katie Holmes after filming the musical flick.
So what’s the sexy memento Cruise is talking about?
Cruise walked away with a bejeweled, dragon-shaped–get this!–codpiece, which we get to see via an extreme closeup while Cruise is in bed with two women.
“Yeah, I wear it and I keep it,” Cruise, 49, told us at the Hollywood premiere of the flick (in theaters on Friday).
So what did Holmes think of the rock star wear? “She laughed,” Cruise smiled. “It’s hilarious.”
[From E! Online]
Well of course Katie laughed. What other proper response would there be towards such a romantic gesture as Tom’s? And of course, he had to claim to still wear the thing around the house. Yuck. Is he trying to drive people away from watching this movie? Because honestly, I was on the fence, but now I’m definitely going to wait for video.
Photos courtesy of WENN and AllMoviePhoto
Looks like he is about to break into “Singing In The Rain” in that last photo. Maybe that will be his new schtick now– he will want to sing in all of his films.
LOL LOL!
Ugh…he needs to settle down before he starts jumping on couches again.
He was at a Friar’s Club ceremony with Suri and Connor but no sign of Katie…hmmmm
I thought Katie was in Japan or somewhere. I saw a couple of pics. I was just floored at how handsome Connor is, but the thing is he looks so much like Tom. I always wondered if Tom was Connors biological father. They are so similar facial feature wise.
I’ll interested in seeing how RoA does at the BO. The reviews are so so..
Well that explains it..thanks.
Er, Connor is adopted. And he is part-black.
Yes Rory, and black women have babies too. They might even surrogate! Imagine.
I don’t believe this to be true, I think Connor is not Tom’s bio son with another woman. But your comment was really stupid.
Hey Lisa, I think so to. Who knows what the deal is. But Connor looks like Tom.
And yo, Rory, Connor could be half black and half Tom.
Haha I lol’d at “half black, half Tom.” It read to me like Tom’s just his own crazy category 😀
Connor looks nothing even remotely like Rumplemintz. Where do you see it???
I’ve NEVER wanted to see this movie. And OF COURSE she laughed. If hubs handed me a cod-piece, I’d chuck it at his head!
And I’m still terrified by his “nomnomnom, I want to eat your soul” smile.
There’s something wrong with him.
And now my oatmeal is coming back up…
OK, I’m no fan, but he was obviously KIDDING!!
whatever PR machine is behind linking Katie Holmes to this movies, needs to seriously back the F down, like these stories are so lame.
Can’t wait to see the movie though. My interest has been roused, fo reals.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, he must have the best plastic surgeon on the planet.
And …. I probably still would. Assuming he doesn’t talk. Don’t need CO$ bs ruining my jerry macguire fantasies ^^
+1 only with my Top Gun fantasies
Bless his heart. He so wants to be the “Super Star” again.
But until Cruise kicks that Cult to the curb. No one can look at him and see anything but… a crazy man.
I am surprise that Katie missed that Friars Club’s Entertainment Icon award dinner.
Then again, I have to ask how did he get nominated for it. I can think of at least 6 men who have had stellar careers that should have had it before Cruise.
The SMIRK on the face right behind Mr. Scientology in the first photo is PRICELESS! Lol… Maybe he is wondering how the whole shoe size theory works when you wear lifts in your shoes and a codpiece well ya get the visual..hope you had breakfast;)
zGood Morning;)!!
I will not even see this movie when it comes out on video. I will never watch one second of this film. It looks that bad to me.
I’m with you.
ugh.
that is all.
Katie laughed because that codpiece is the closest she’ll ever to get to GMD’s junk.
What’s GMD? (sorry, I’m slow)
GMD stands for “Gay Midget Dwarf,” I believe.
Tom Cruise gifted Katie Holmes with his Stacee Jaxx codpiece, she “laughed”…bitterly, through her tears and Valium haze.
I’m still reeling at the way he can go from Les Grossman to Stacee Jaxx. What a transformation.
I think Katie laughs to keep from crying.
Oh thats good…very good! LOL hahaha!!!
You bet she laughed!
JLH : vajazzling :: Tom Cruise : jewelled codpiece
This movie is already getting terrible reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I’m waiting for the video too.
Please make it stop! He’s beyond gross! Also, is anyone else surprised that Katie hasn’t gotten knocked up again? I guess I kind of assumed that would have been part of her contract.
Re-negotiations. Wait for it…
I don’t know what a codpiece is and I’m afraid to google.
Also, I just found out that Tom played Jack Reacher! WTF!! Reacher is 6’5 and muscular, a kick ass type. Hollywood needs to stop making books into movies.
It’s a man-meat accessory – picture a jock strap, minus the strap, worn on the outside. (It’s an ancient war thing.)
Hubs is 6’5″ and could squash TC like bug, even if TC was wearing his heels. 🙂
Tom’s hair does not look like it’s his own (without “help”). I wonder if he’s using HGH to boost youthfulness?
If only he would own his height; it would be easier to take him seriously, particularly as Jack Reacher.
And you know, it’s hard to unsee the unnatural appearance of his legs below the knee, due to the lifts. He might as well show up in stilettos, imho.
Did CO$ fund this?
A friend of mine saw the movie at an early premiere and she LOVED IT! All of you haters will be eating your words! Especially if any of you grew up in the 80s (like I did) Can’t wait for this movie.
PS….my friend said Tom Cruise was the Best part!
Ditto! Completely agree, cannot wait to see it! However don’t think it will be anywhere near as good as the stage show
I grew up in the 80’s and I’ve no desire to see this movie. If TC wasn’t in it (he gives me the heebedeejeebies), maybe.
That’s the closest she’s ever gotten to Tom’s man bits.