Jennifer Aniston allegedly, privately made fun of Angelina Jolie’s ‘Maleficent’ horns

This mini-story comes from Mike Walker’s gossip column in The Enquirer, which… of course, disclaimer, etc. Walker gets some genuine scoops, but you definitely have to pick and choose what to take seriously. I tend to believe the stories about celebrities being “overheard” doing or saying something in LA or NYC, just because I could see how someone would call in a tip to a gossip columnist over something like that. Which means that I kind of believe this story. Apparently, Jennifer Aniston was having lunch with some of her girlfriends in Beverly Hills, and she started talking about the photos of Angelina Jolie in her Maleficent costume from those English cow pastures. As you can imagine, Aniston thought Angelina’s Maleficent horns were particularly fitting.

Chit-chatting with a coterie of girly-pals on the Beverly Hills circuit, Jennifer Aniston triggered hysterical giggles when she gored Angelina Jolie over that scary-looking set of horns she’s sporting for the horror flick ‘Maleficent,’ sniping: “Those horns suit her perfectly… she’s always been a horny bitch!” Jen went on to call Jolie a “she-devil.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Ha. I can see Aniston going on, “I mean, what’s with the whole ‘wearing costumes’ thing? Why can’t she just wear normal clothes? Like, I always tell wardrobe, ‘You better have wedges and scarves and California fashions, no matter what my character is doing.’ Some people just don’t understand Acting.” And don’t even say “Of course Jennifer wouldn’t still be gossiping about Angelina at this point.” Of course she does. Publicly and privately. That’s why I believe this story.

Here are some newish photos of Angelina and her horns:

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

125 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston allegedly, privately made fun of Angelina Jolie’s ‘Maleficent’ horns”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Cherry says:

    I believe someone in the first thread about Jolie’s Maleficent-horns made the exact same joke, and a lot of other commenters called it incredibly lame. Which it was.

  2. Catherine Paris says:

    Or perhaps it just bothers Jennifer that she can’t do anything other then the roles that she always does. Same old, same old. Just eat another celery stick and play with your hair jenn.

    • Amelia says:

      +1
      What’s Jen been up to lately? Too busy locking herself in a villa with faux-hipster to make another flop?

    • Brat says:

      +1
      I was about to make that comment. Like minds

    • Carolyn says:

      Ange has the career and credibility Jen thinks she’s entitled to. Jen would be nothing PR-wise without Brad. And she knows it. She and Huvane must be spitting chips at all the coverage Katie & Tom are getting. She’s relegated to making up stupid stories like this to get press.

      • jazzmin says:

        Chickens clucking away again….why is it that you women always believe every nonsense written about Angie/Jen? They have moved on but apparently the hens have not. Go get your lives ladies, Jen and Angie have.

      • Bobby sue says:

        Huvane! Huvane! Huvane!

      • Carolyn says:

        ** Reply to Jazzmin (not my post) **
        Jazzmin you’ve missed my point. All of these articles are planted by Huvane with Jen’s approval and instruction. If they themselves stopped mentioning The Love Triangle it would go away.

      • jazzmin says:

        At Carolyn: maybe they are planted by Huvane this practice is old in Hollywood. Celebrities always have their publicist plant stories. Angie is just as guilty. The difference between Angelina and Jennifer is that Angie knows how to act cool, calm and collected. I also agree that sometimes Jennifer seems like a pathetic fool, with her constant pathetic relationships with these losers. Then again, what we see in public is a totally different story in private so we will never know.

    • Catherine Paris says:

      Actually jazzmin, apparently she has not moved on considering she always brings it back up in interviews because she has nothing else useful to bring up. The only ones who have moved on is Brad & Ang.

      Cheers

      • jazzmin says:

        She brings it up? no she does not. She is asked by the media who can’t seem to let go of it. Now, I do agree that every time she is asked she should politely say “no comment” on anything Brad and Angie. Apparently it seems that some folks can’t seem to move on either. Cheers!

      • Josephina says:

        @Jassmine-

        There are too many written interviews from magazine articles that you could google to see that Aniston will initiate talk about or refer to her time with Brad Pitt, which is her past.

        Her prerogative? Absolutely. Aniston has taken freedom of speech to a whole new level.

        She has done it so many times this is what people remember most. That, and BFF Chelsea Handler taking shots at Angie every chance she gets in public within the last year and half surely ain’t helping.

        BTW, Angie does not have a publicist and has not had one for 7 years. Angie’s interviews are on a complete different level. She talks about her current life as a Mom, acting projects on the horizon, Brad, the kids, her idealogies, global politics, or her various humanitarian projects.

  3. lisa2 says:

    If she did say it(doubt) I’m sure Angie doesn’t give a sh*t

    Anyway HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE TWINS. Knox and Vivienne turned 4 yesterday. Hard to believe. Gosh the time sure flies, and puts all this fake triangle stuff in perspective (time wise)

  4. DanaG says:

    With that chin I wouldn’t be poking fun at anybody. At least Angie can take of her horns. It isn’t like Jennifer would be considered for a role like Angie has. After all Jennifer just plays Jennifer in every single movie, looks the same, talks the same, dresses the same and loses men the same.

    • Kim says:

      I don’t believe Walker but has JA ever worn a costume or prosthetics in a role? Peroid piece? Just asking it seems like all her roles take place in present day.

      • lisa2 says:

        I just got goose bumps..

        @kim.. I was just about to ask that same question. I have only seen 2 JA movies so not sure what she has done. But I was wondering too if she has done any other kind of film that requires her to really change her appearance.

        AJ looks different to me in most of her films. The horns are for the film, so I don’t the comments. It’s not like she just threw them on for fun. The character has horns. So????

      • Sugar says:

        nope! she looked as normal as can be as in someone from anywhere USA in “the good girl”. that has been her reach as far as stepping out of & into anything not Jen/Rachel. I do admit I haven’t seen her new stuff- oh wait she has worn a fake baby bump-rats i was wrong.

      • Smarty says:

        She dyed her hair for Horrible Bosses… that is about the extent of her wearing a costume, I think.

  5. Janet says:

    I hope this isn’t true but if it is, the pathetic, sorry-ass twit needs to find a new hobby. Angie-bashing is so 2005.

  6. mln76 says:

    If she said it the motivation is pathetic…Jenny girl gets 5 mill a movie if she’s lucky now and her movies keep bombing she’s been relegated to supporting roles in marginal comedies. Angie will get a minimum of 20 mill (more likely 30 after the backend) and it’s a huge budgeted Disney film. Aniston hasn’t and won’t ever be the sole star of a huge studio film with the kind of marketing/budget etc because she simply can’t deliver the box office.

    I’m hoping for her sake she isn’t so blatantly jealous but considering her pattern of passive aggressive B.S. over the years I don’t find it impossible.

  7. Dibba says:

    Who cares? I mean honestly. I would do the same thing. It’s harmless.

    • FinallyFr33 says:

      +1 I would always have hard feelings toward the woman that stole my husband and I was forever labeled as a old maid desperate for love. To anyone that has lost a boyfriend/girlfriend and never said a bad word about them must be a saint!!!!

      • Zoid says:

        It would be impossible not to trash that person who stole your man away… BUT it’s been years. After a while it gets a little ridiculous, especially when you have settled down with the ‘perfect’ man. After some time, isn’t it healthier to just let it go and say, ‘Who cares?’

      • Zoid says:

        It would be impossible not to trash that person who stole your man away… BUT it’s been years. After a while it gets a little ridiculous, especially when you have settled down with the ‘perfect’ man. After some time, isn’t it healthier to just let it go and say, ‘Who cares?’

      • Lira says:

        Oh, but now JA has proven herself capable of doing the same “man stealing” Do you forget Heidi Bivens?
        Let go the 2005 stories.

  8. lucy2 says:

    I doubt this is true. They’ve all moved on, let it go tabloids!

  9. floretta50 says:

    Jolie fan, but under the circumstances if I was JA, of course I would be making nasty comments about Jolie’s horns. Jennifer Aniston needs to stop acting like a teeny bopper in her movies, tugging at her hair and poutty trout lips, I wonder why she does that? She can act, but a grown A woman doing that nonsense, turns off a lot of people.

  10. Veruca says:

    Angelina, the flying Cow Queen!

    Jen’s really getting manlier as she ages, isn’t she? Since she can’t seem to make a successful film, I think she’d have a wonderful career doing informercials for WEN.

  11. Dhavy says:

    I bet she secretly wishes she was the one with the horns

    Get over it Jen no one offers you roles that DO NOT require you to wear skimpy clothes. Never forget you are famous because of a haircut in a once tv show from the 90′s

    • YuYa says:

      Christ you loonies are creepy. Yes. Jennifer Aniston is only famous because of a haircut she got 20 years ago. Do you guys ever listen to yourselves?

      • G says:

        She’s also famous for being dumped by Brad.

      • tmbg says:

        I’m not big fans of either, but I don’t like the constant laughing at Jennifer’s chin. What if it was a deformity and not just a genetic trait inherited from her dad? Would it be funny then?

        If you look closely, Angelina doesn’t have as strong a chin, but it is pretty strong and she has a very square face.

        It’s really not funny to laugh at something a person has no control over. I’m sure little comments like these are what drove Heidi Montag to get a chin reduction and all of those other crazy procedures.

      • Janet says:

        @tmbg: Her chin isn’t all that bad. Reese Witherspoon’s chin is a lot worse, but for some reason you don’t notice it on her as much.

    • Hipocrisy says:

      WRONG !

      Jen would never want to be the ugly character, especially one where she would not have her hair to protect her from that terrible chin. A role where that body of hers would not be put in its half naked glory.

      I bet she would have wanted the role of Snow White just like she lurcks for that never coming Bond Girl’s role.

      • pwal says:

        Although… it has been pointed out that Aniston wore a fat suit in The Good Girl. Fat suit… really? And since we saw tanned, toned arms and side boob during the sex scene, I would call FAIL.

        And if Aniston did rag on Angelina regarding the horns, so what? Angelina has a rep of changing her look for her roles, and she seemed geeked about the horns. And if Angelina owns the horns and make it work, it will just be another thing that Angelina has accomplished that Aniston couldn’t or wouldn’t.

      • Amelia says:

        Aniston wants the Bond girl role?
        Pffffffffffft.
        Ooh. Pig just flew by…

  12. Amsterdamned says:

    its like a nerv tick (are tik, im from EUROPE!) playing with the hair,sqeezing(?) her hands..Insecure people do that.

    @ Yuya: (did you)ever socialize with loonies, looks like YOU DO NOW!!Kissies.

  13. Kendra says:

    LOL, Jennifer is supposed to be so happy with her life. She has so many friends and Justin, so why is she talking about Angelina?

    Jennifer knows her life is all pr and fake. Her friends and her man are all paid for and set up by Huvane.

    I do believe this because Jennifer and her bulldog , Chelsea Handler are obsessed with Angelina. Angelina has everything they both want and will never have. LOL

  14. Paloma says:

    I might think it, but after all these years would probably not share as one would then come to the conclusion that I cannot move on.

  15. olivia says:

    These pics from the set are absolutely hilarious. No acting needed. All her awkward body movements, gnarled hands and feet, and general ungainliness are finally working assets in this role. They only had to completely cover up her torso, arms, and legs so her inner hag is revealed. No need for prosthetics.

  16. Gigohead says:

    Funny but I read that same “horny” comment on a lot of gossip sites, Mike Walker probably embellished it to sell crappy magazines.

  17. Onyx XV says:

    Whether or not this is true (& I do tend to doubt it) it’s pretty hard not to make fun of those things. Angelina looks beyond ridiculous. Come to think of it, I can’t remember the last good movie she made.

  18. Linda says:

    This is from the NE. You have to be a real idiot to believe this shiz. I’m not a Aniston fan but don’t believe Aniston made that comment.

  19. diana says:

    I m not surprised. Jen is always unoriginal, she must surely have used this same joke over and over.

    I pity those girlfriends who must have had forced themselves to laugh over the unfunny bitchy jokes.

  20. Joyce says:

    Well, I don’t think this is true. But if it is, at least Angie is not afraid to take on roles that make her look different whether she looks good or not. Unlike Aniston, her biggest challenge is mascara or changing her hair color. She has the same freaking look in every movies. Perhaps Aniston should change it up like Charlize, Halle, Angie, Nicole, etc.

  21. Katherine says:

    I don’t believe Jennifer is stupid enough to even refer to Angelina in any way when she’s in public. Maybe in her own home. I hope for her own sake that she is past this obsession with her ex-husband’s partner. Not healthy.

  22. Lisa says:

    Oh my god, this is so pathetic. Whether it’s coming from a bored, desperate intern, or Aniston herself, this ongoing “feud” is the most annoying thing.

  23. foozy says:

    …however, if she did say it, that would only mean that she’s still in love with brad and can’t get over the whole business

    • bondbabe says:

      Yes, I’m sure that is EXACTLY what it means! Just as you’ve probably never, ever said anything snarky; but, if you did, it meant you had an ulterior motive for saying it, other than just being snarky. Gheesh!

    • mln76 says:

      IF she said it in a public place where she knew she’d likely be overheard it means she wants to continue the feud….If this were true I still don’t think she’s in love with her ex but it is the marker of a bitter person holding too tight to a long done grudge.

      • Jax says:

        If she did say it, then maybe she did after a few drinks when lips are looser.

        The fact you feel she has to guard herself at all times in public lest she wants to continue a manufactured feud that in all likely hood does not exist… except she likely no longer likes two people and honestly is allowed to state it. Big deal. When the conversation turns to people I don’t like and haven’t seen, I don’t keep mum. I must want to keep up the feud I have with them. Uh no. I want to be a catty bitch about someone I don’t care for. Not worrying about who hears……

      • mln76 says:

        @Jax you really think its a stretch to say that Jennifer Aniston should guard what she says in public? Really? She’s been a tabloid staple and has lamented the fact that she gets more attention for a supposed feud w/ her ex than anything else. SO if this feud isn’t real then at her age the smart thing would keep her lame jokes to herself. I hope for her sake this is made up if true it makes her look like a dunce for whining about the endless ‘Bermuda Triangle’.

  24. The Original Mia says:

    True or not, I’m pretty sure Angie could give 2 flying f*cks what Jen thinks of her.

  25. RobN says:

    True or not, there isn’t a woman alive who hasn’t made a snarky comment about the woman who was the next person to date their ex, especially if the new significant other overlapped the previous one.

    So, yeah, if she said it, so what? Nothing any of the rest of wouldn’t have said, and if you deny that, well you’re either a liar or so far up Angelina’s butt that you can’t see daylight.

    • pwal says:

      True or not, there isn’t a woman alive who hasn’t made a snarky comment about the woman who was the next person to date their ex, especially if the new significant other overlapped the previous one.

      Not quite.

      Given that so many on here has declared that Brad has lost his looks and that Aniston’s life is so much better now than when she was with Brad, you would think that the smack-talking would stop. Bagging on the next within the first year… I can see that; but we’re heading into year 8 and she’s still pissing and moaning about it? Gimme a break.

      And yes, I have experience dealing with females who got ditched, mainly my mom. Mind you, it turned out that my father didn’t ditch her; my mom ditched him because he cheated. Yes, it was her choice not to accept his apologies for cheating, but it became mine and my siblings’ burden because she b*tched and moaned about his ‘betrayal’ until the day we buried him, which was 18 years later.

      That experience and the cultural de-evolution associated with Aniston is why I resist feeling sorry for women when they are rejected, mainly because some create this epic backstory in order to make their pain seem like more than it was.

    • Janet says:

      What pwal said.

      Bitching and moaning while the pain is still fresh, sure, we’ve all done that. But seven and a half years later? Please. If this story is true it means she’s stuck inside her own head and unable to move on. By any measure, that is just sad. Life is way too short to hold grudges that long.

      Glad I can’t see inside her head. It must be a turgid, festering mess in there.

  26. KellyinSeattle says:

    I really don’t get the “Aniston has a perfect body” thing; she’s short; not tall at all, not “exotic”

    • Go Figure! says:

      I quote a poster from US Magazine who stated “that ship has sailed since Jen no longer has her ‘perfect’ body. She’s middle-aged and the middle-age spread has come.” People are so used to writing about her “banging” body, they don’t even see that she has put on weight and her body isn’t what it used to be. And her body was never that great. She has short, stumpy legs. I never saw what everyone saw in her “tanned, toned Legs.” Time for people to give Jen a new mantra and I do agree with that poster. That body ship done sailed.

  27. F5 says:

    Those are the most hilarious pics, since the Leg..

  28. Kendra says:

    What is Heidi saying about Jennifer? I would love to hear the jokes.

    • Heidi Bivens says:

      Haha Kendra, i tought the same, what does Heidi say about Aniston? Chinnifer? Jawnnifer? or even Maniston hahahaha
      Sugamama???? Homewrecker?
      Scream at the ocean Jenypoo or scream : DAMN I BOMBED AGAIN WITH WANDERBOMB LOL
      Flopqueen

  29. skuddles says:

    I can see this happening – not a real stretch to imagine a woman sniping to friends about her ex’s current love. And it might not just be the Pitt connection, Jen’s career has become kind of a joke whereas Jolie’s is doing just fine… it may be professional jealousy too. But whatever, it’s not like Aniston made this comment in an interview…

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      The thing is that Jen is ’2′ ex’s and a current ‘happy’ relationship removed from Brad, so why is she still harping on Angelina?

      The hypocrisy here? The same people saying that Heidi Bivens should just ‘move on’ after Jen stole her man of 14-years are now saying that Jen has the right to still be bitter about a man she was married to ’3′ relationships ago.

  30. Carolyn says:

    ooh a few of Huvane’s flunkeys here today. Lame. Jen’s movies are increasingly tanking and her stock is going down.A few pro-Jen comments on blog sites can’t change that.

  31. Heidi Bivens says:

    Angelina can take the horns off, Jennifer cant take her Manface off! Thats the difference. Jen is the evil, just ask HEIDI BIVENS!

  32. eric says:

    Typical behavior, Jennifer Aniston is like a duck quacking at a swan.
    And I don’t even like Jolie.

  33. Gigi says:

    So sad… Even with horns she’s better looking than Jennifer

  34. eric says:

    I was always puzzled how Aniston who is below average in the looks department ever roped in Brad Pitt. I would understand if she was a super talented, like writer George Sand who was a very unattractive woman but had to fight off a horde of admirers.
    But Aniston looks like an average receptionist and has no talent but still married Brad Pitt, that is an enigma to me. Him leaving her for Jolie was very typical, he simply found his equal in the looks and talent.

  35. Beth says:

    IF she said that and for some reason it seems true, it’s easy to see why Brad dumped her. He decided to grow up. I also agree with the people who said that this “done me wrong” role of JA has brought her more fame than any of her movies. It would be interesting to see if she could carry an entire movie on her own and different from a big screen version of Friends.

  36. Emily says:

    There is only one way for the interminable Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston non-story to go at this point. They need to fall in love with each other and elope.

  37. Misty G says:

    I believe she has probably joked about it, but probably used stronger words than she-devil. I mean really, what ex wouldn’t say that if their ex’s current baby mama showed up in horns on a picture? Angelina practically handed Jenn the opportunity.

    • pwal says:

      By doing what? Refusing to play it safe? Not pulling a Demi Moore and submitting Maleficent to a rewrite that would radically alter what the character was?

      An actress who is so paralyzed about her public persona/look that she impedes whatever growth/opportunity to stretch is a complete joke.

  38. sup says:

    i’m not sure if i believe this.

  39. Josephina says:

    To the people that INSIST that Brad is Jennifer’s ex….

    John Mayer is Jennifer’s ex.
    Vince Vaughn is Jennifer’s ex.
    Gerad Butler is Jennifer’s ex.
    Paul Sculfor is Jennifer’s ex.
    The “Sport Fvck” guy is Jennifer’s ex.
    The Grip Boy is Jennifer’s ex.
    And there are least two more but I cannot think of their names while typing.

    My point is Brad is not Jennifer’s ex. He is her ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex man. That she and her INTERNET fans dismiss all of her be partners just to keep talking about Brad… remember Jennifer never knew Angie and still does not know her.

    Just earlier this year Handler, the resident ugly chick in comedy, took a dig at Angie saying that she was not a girl’s girl. LAST YEAR BFF Handler was on a roll insulting Angie left and right. Often the bitchy comments were made as an introduction to benefit Aniston as a guest appearance on Handler’s show. Not once did Angie respond.

    Aniston loves taking shots at Angie. It’s her favorite pastime, next to paying Huvane to keep her in the press. Her money has gone far and bought a few awards. Unlike his other clients, her marginal talent cannot stand on its own.

  40. Lizzie says:

    Well I am not and never have been a fan of JA, but if this article is true and also the one where she ‘hates Cameron Diaz’ because she stole a film role from her, then I think she has some real self esteem problems. It is not as though she is a teenager or in her twenties – she is in her 40′s and should really act more grown up now. These comments (if true) will only turn people against her IMO.

  41. Lady_Luck says:

    I’m guessing at the risk of getting quite a few miaows, I must speculate that one thing that the team angies have in common is they probably have no issue with a woman stealing another woman’s man ;-) I’m guessing they like to champion the sexually liberated woman where “anything goes”. Just sayin’…

  42. Lady_Luck says:

    Whatever funny comment (and it was) that Aniston made to her gaggle of female friends was a private comment. Not a public one, and not for us to care about.

    • Josephina says:

      I would not have minded at all IF Ticky (Aniston) had kept all of her comments to herself. The problem is, she did not and has not. She has ran her mouth to several media outlets.

      Vanity Fair Magazine
      OprahTalk Show
      GQ Magazine
      Architectural Digest Magazine
      People Magazine
      Vogue Magazine
      Chelsea Handler Show

      And the list above represents most of what I have seen and read. Notice that I did not incude ANY tabloid fare.

      Again, if she has been RECORDED this often in public, you can imagine how often she is commenting in private with her Goddess Circle of Friends.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        I agree. And Jen appeared on Chelsea Handler’s show one or two weeks after the infamous comedy routine where Angelina was called a ‘C’ and her kids were mocked. I think the fact that Jen appeared so soon after the fact (all smiles and giggles) underscored her approval of the rant against Angie and her kids.

        And let’s not forget that Handler’s routine happened ‘after’ she and Jen had their holiday trip to Mexico, just the two of them. It’s hard to believe they didn’t plot, plan, and giggle over Handler’s upcoming ‘I hate Angelina Jolie’ comedy routine.

  43. Jaxx says:

    She’s just irked that she can’t get roles likes this. This is the woman who said she “stretched” herself by being brunette in Horrible Bosses.

  44. lisa2 says:

    Are people really interested in stories about Jennifer if they don’t involve Angelina or Brad. It has been a long time. And outside of the stories related to them she doesn’t seem to be getting that much interest. She is in a relationship for about a year or more, and yet it seems her relevancy is always about the past. That has to suck.