Poor, pitiful Princess Charlene. You guys always yell at me when I talk about how rough Charlene’s life is, and how I don’t envy it, but for real. I would not want to switch places with her. Charlene and her husband have a new interview with CBS, and it’s… amazing. I have a different interpretation than Lainey, who thinks it was so awful, the interview shouldn’t have even taken place. I mean, obviously, Charlene and Albert seem to kind of hate each other (hilarious) and they are not any kind of “fairy tale” or aspirational royal marriage or anything. But I laughed several times during the video, so it totally works if that was their goal. Wait, that wasn’t their goal? LOL. Watch the interview and then we’ll discuss it:
My first thoughts were “OMG, what is Charlene doing to her face?” Many of you have claimed that Charlene has gotten a boatload of plastic surgery over the years, and while we can dispute “boatload,” she’s definitely getting something done. Her lips look so weird, especially when she’s speaking. The whole thing reminds me of Nicole Kidman trying to speak normally through HER lip augmentation.
After I got past Charlene’s funky lips and actually began listening to what she’s saying and her body language throughout the interview… she just seems over it. Maybe she was never really into it in the first place. But it feels like she’s not even putting in any effort to convince us that she’s in a good marriage. But then – OMG!!!!! – Charlene gets “stumped” by the question, “What’s it like to be a princess?” and Albert SHUTS DOWN the interview? For real, y’all? And then when Albert and Charlene get the question about his mother (Grace Kelly), Charlene looks like she’s going to projectile vom. Classic!!
Around the 5-minute mark, Albert and Charlene start responding to questions about whether Charlene tried to pull a runner before the wedding and whether Albert’s goons took away her passport and stuff. Charlene offers a meek denial, then Albert begins his denial, and Charlene just looks like she’s going to throw up again, and I swear, she actually rolled her eyes at him. Amazing!
Oh, and it looks like Albert is still trying to get the Ol’ Baster in her. Poor Charlene. He just sees her as a broodmare, and he really doesn’t seem to give a crap about her beyond that.
Some photos of Charlene and Albert in London today:
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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