Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ divorce will drag on endlessly forever

Oh, I already know that people are going to yell at me on this one. I can’t help it – I really dislike Kris Humphries. I disliked him when he was engaged to Kim Kardashian, and I disliked him during the marriage, but since they split up… good God, is he annoying. I understand that many of you want to make Kris Humphries the patron saint of the “Anti-Kardashian Movement”. To which I say… if you’re putting that much time and effort into hating the Kardashians, they’ve won. It’s better to stay noncommittal, indifferent, apathetic about them. They thrive when you have strong feelings for or against them. Personally, I sometimes enjoy writing about the Kardashians, and I will occasionally take their “side” in a conflict. This is a good example of me taking their side – there is absolutely NO reason why Kim and Kris Humphries could not have finalized their divorce by now. And seriously, Kris is the one dragging it out. He thinks he’s “proving” something, but he’s just so friggin’ dumb (basketball WHAT?), and he doesn’t get that most people simply don’t care anymore.

It’s been almost a year since Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries in a lavish ceremony in Montecito, Calif. And while the E! star filed to end the marriage after 72 days, the divorce proceedings continue to drag on. Kardashian’s attorney Laura Wasser and Humphries’ attorney Marshall Waller appeared before Judge Stephen Moloney on Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Waller said he has so much discovery request that he thinks it would be at least four months before he’s ready for trial, adding that Kardashian’s side has not been cooperative during the deposition/discovery process.

“I don’t want to use the word uncooperative, but they are not making the process easier,” Waller told the judge.

Waller said that, so far, he has been able to serve depositions on Kris Jenner, but has been unsuccessful obtaining Jenner’s business records.

“I’m not going to depose Ms. Jenner until I get the business records,” Waller stated. “I’m trying to get information.”

Waller said he is seeking this information to prove the marriage was a fraud and that Kardashian had no intention of going through with the marriage. The attorney said while he has served subpoenas on NBCUniversal, Bunim/Murray and Jenner Communications, only NBC has responded, saying it might have a warehouse of documents that fit the subpoena request.

Waller also said he has not only been trying to serve and depose Kardashian’s boyfriend, Kanye West, but plans to depose 33 witnesses in total.

Meanwhile, Wasser, Kardashian’s lawyer, said she had been told that a “strange individual outside my client’s house was ringing the doorbell and said he had a box for Mr. West.”

Wasser said when the individual left a Nordstrom box at the door, inside was a deposition request for West, adding that she did not understand why Waller tried to serve West by sending a process server with a box to Kardashian’s home when Wasser said she would have gladly given them the name of West’s attorney.

“To say I am frustrated is an understatement,” said Wasser, who outlined what she described as delays and nonresponsive behavior on Humphries’ side. She said her office has been more than cooperative, even flying to Minnesota to depose Humphries. Wasser said her office is also deposing Humphries’ girlfriend in New York State on Tuesday.

Wasser went on to say that at this point Kardashian has incurred $250,000 in attorney fees.

“It’s expensive,” Wasser said. “And I’m at a loss to figure out what the holdup is. They had a prenup and were married 72 days.”

Wasser insisted she plans on making Humphries pay the fees in the end.

“We are going to ask for every cent of those fees back from his client,” Wasser informed the judge. “To what end does he want this annulment?”

Judge Moloney set the next court date at Nov. 28 for a status conference. Kardashian filed for divorce from Humphries on Oct. 31 to end the short union, citing irreconcilable differences and noting in her papers there was a prenuptial agreement. A month later, however, Humphries fired back, requesting instead for a legal separation or an annulment and made no mention of a prenup. Until a divorce is granted, the two are still legally married.

[From E! News]

Do you see? Kris Humphries is still trying to prove “fraud”. Because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s an idiot and Kim’s an idiot and they should have never gotten married in the first place. Humphries was all for the “fraud” until Kim realized just how dumb she’d been and dumped him. That’s just my take on the situation. I just don’t see Humphries as “The Dude Who Will Take Down The Kardashians”. He’s just The Dude Who Is A Minor Annoyance. Ugh. I can’t believe this is still a story.

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  1. Isabella Notarfrancesco says:

    Just like her lard-ass.

  2. Nilber says:

    There is a point where it isn’t worth. I completely agree that they were/are both idiots. Walk away, do all a favor and go away.

  3. brin says:

    Ha ha…their divorce will take longer than their marriage lasted.

  4. Green_Eyes says:

    Both are annoying and now he just looks like as Kayne would sing ” A Gold Digger”!

  5. Launicaangelina says:

    Kris looks like he just smelled a fart in the second picture.

  6. Steph says:

    I’m sorry, I really do not find her behind fascinating, it’s actually really disturbing IMO. Anyone else agree?

    • GLS says:

      I agree! I find Jessica Biel’s ass fascinating, but hers is just weird looking.

      • shellshell says:

        It’s because she does butt shots. If u look at before and after of someone who had butt shots they look like her pamper butt. And u can tell she has had them done since her butt doesn’t look 1. Normal 2. A person with a huge butt has it proportioned to their thighs too. She doesn’t have big thighs to match her butt. And xrays are not going to show butt injections. How can someone go from a flat ass in 2006 to 2008 with a huge ass?

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I think it is disgusting too. And as she ages it’s gonna be amazingly disgusting.

    • Ogechi says:

      I actually see Kim’s ass as extremely sexy and attractive.

  7. Taylor says:

    Yes you’re definitely on your own here because Kim and her family are vile disgusting famewhores.

    Their 15 minutes are up and they need to go away.

  8. Lm says:

    Kris Jenner is probably dragging it out too. This is keeping the clan in the news and the whole “Kim is banging Kanye while marrried” twist is far from over.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      The entire Kardashian Klan is dragging it out, I think. If she wanted it to be done with, she would comply with what the court ordered and “urge” those who need to be deposed to get it done and over with.

      The divorce/annulment/whatever can’t proceed until financials are produced by BOTH SIDES and the depositions are done.

      Dragging it on does, however, give her a might fine excuse to not marry Kanye.

      • Lizbet says:

        Great point, Bellaluna.

        Dissolution of marriage proceedings must include financial information from both sides, so whatever Kris’s motivation is, it really doesn’t matter, because if Kim really wanted the marriage finished, she would produce the papers and get it over with. She’s the one who is holding it up.

        I’ve seen some people asking why the new K/K aren’t getting more flack for dating while Kim is married. Probably because nobody thinks the marriage was real!

  9. Hécate says:

    I think Kris is just as guilty as the Kardashian. He got a lot of money from the reality and all that. So let it go and divorce already. This divorce is going to take the same amount of years that it will take Kris to read a book that doesn`’t have pictures! What a nightmare!

  10. yellowshaba says:

    Both idiots, agreed..kris wanting to ride the fame train a littler longer, agreed..kim has a lard ass, agreed..but do I think kris might just have a little something or a few somethings on kimmy that she may not want to be public knowledge and could that be dragging this out a little longer? Very plausible..

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      I suspect that it has to do with the process of discovery. They do not want their business revealed in public, but that’s how it works!

  11. Viv says:

    When I can’t decide who of two people I find more annoying I always go with the one who affects the least people and has less money, so sorry,
    KingKong-Kadonka-Kim wins Most Annoying here.
    He has a dumb donkey approach but hey, we should be happy about anyone who irritates the sh#t out of the Kartrashians, shouldn’t we?

  12. DANDILION says:

    Heh..

  13. PrincessTlc says:

    I remember a time when we all wanted Paris Hilton to go away and never thought she would. That gives me hope that one day I won’t have to see the name Kardashian.

  14. Talie says:

    She wanted to get married, didn’t matter who the guy was…just as long as he wanted to be filmed. And, well, you get what you pay for.

  15. Hautie says:

    I am surprised that his job/NBA team has not told him to get this settle.

    This can not be making the PR department thrilled. That Lurch will not shut up his whining and finalize this divorce.

    If Lurch is trying to prove a point, all he has finally proven is that he is dumb as dirt. Any sympathy he may have earned. Is all lost now.

    Geez, move on. Get that check… which I am now believing was the point to all of this. He wanted to be paid off.

    And I am curious why it is any of his business, about the accounting records for the Kardashians. If he wants to see how much money that Kim earned in those 72 days of wedded bliss. Fine.

    But anything else… is none of his business.

    Oddly enough, I hope he does have to pay for all of Kim’s attorney fee’s.

    • Cpo says:

      This can not be making the PR department thrilled. That Lurch will not shut up his whining and finalize this divorce.

      I don’t understand this statement. The only news being reported is coming from the K-trash family, not Kris. He has been quite quiet lately.

  16. Cheryl says:

    Kris Humphries is so stupid, it makes me cry.

  17. Jacq says:

    This is a major case of reaping what you sow. Kim (and Kris) were both idiots to get married. I think that Kim was the bigger idiot, she had much more at stake, gambled & lost. Big time. If she had avoided that marriage & gone straight to Kanye, I think public opinion would be much more favorable. Se should have realized that the entire gossip world was calling it out as a sham & dropped him – but then again, she knew we’d forget about it and eventually not care anymore (and we don’t). I wonder how disgusted & pissed off she is when it comes to him; either way, she brought it on herself.

    • Cpo says:

      This is a major case of reaping what you ***sow***

      I see what you did there. Sneaky play on words.

  18. lassie says:

    Am I supposed to feel sorry for either of them? It’s not like being married is particularly sacred or holy to them. Just an excuse to make money and get noticed. Both of them are jokes.

  19. Ogechi says:

    The pictures 2 and 3 are hilarious. I really love Kim and Kanye West together. I feel like vomiting each time I see that imbecile, Kris Humphries.

  20. diva says:

    I still don’t understand why mainstream media is not giving Kim and Kanye hell for dating and she is STILL married. I don’t like Kris either BUT I’d rather deal with him than a Kardashian any day.

  21. Chicagogurl17 says:

    not a Kim fan in the least, but for being an athlete, he sure is a sore loser. You’d think he would have learned to be humble.

  22. idk says:

    I find them both annoying, but I do see K.H. point. He feels used and he wants to put Kim’s sh*t out there and expose their whole family. He probably knows A LOT more than we think he does…and he probably can’t wait to spill the beans as soon as he gets that annulment. Kim should take this as a blessing…the divorce, I heard, may take a year…this will give Kim enough time to date Kanye longer. If Kim was already divorced, she would already be married to Kanye right now. Not that I care really, she could get married 10 more times…just please don’t let it be televised ! It was so hard trying to avoid that damn wedding ! Every channel, every magazine…she better elope…but I think Kanye is the type to want to go all out on a wedding as well…plus you know Kim will try to get Beyonce to be her bridesmaid lmao !

  23. nmpq says:

    Wow as Chloe put, it he is a barking dog, I am no fan of the K gang, but this guy is so obnoxious it’s unbelievable, why did the Kardashians ever tolerate him is beyond me. I thought Kim got a divorce after the season premier last October and they all saw each and every occasion Chris decided to place his foot in his mouth constantly, a shockingly rude Debbie Downer.

  24. Cathy says:

    Isn’t it just possible that this is a publicity stunt conjured and agreed upon by both parties? For example, Katy and Russel got divorced quickly without the need to unnecessarily drag it out and continued magazine covers/press about the divorce. But since Kim AND Kris seem to be attention mongers isn’t it possible Kris was paid an adequate sum of money to act blindsided by the bottom feeding, fame seeking ways of Kardashian co.? Because let’s be honest, Kanye could have requested Jay-Z to drop Kris, who is an average player, and replaced him with someone more talented and valuable. Seeing as Kanye didn’t, there is a possibility that there is a deal between Kardashian and Humphries and Kanye is along for the publicity ride…. Or Kris is just that desperate to ruin Kim.

  25. anon says:

    I honestly think Kris has something here And think the judge sees something to or we would have this thing moving. I don’t think he wants to deystroy Kim at all He is giving every oppurtunity for then to cut this deal its not about money anymore. There has to be something else happening & I cannot stand any of them period.. UGH

  26. Carol says:

    This whole prolonged divorce has now become a mystery. What is really going on? When will it end? No one knows. I do not want to take sides and I feel sad for both of them. They were both hoping to find in each other what they failed to find in themselves.
    I believe that Kris really wanted his marriage to work but Kim would not allow him to be the man in her life so he got angry and lashed out.
    I also believe that he initially prolonged the divorce in hopes of getting back with her, but Kim, and her family constantly belittling him has now taken it’s toll. I do not know what more secrets he has to reveal but only God can perform any miracles of sanity in this marriage at this point. All the best Kris and Kim Humphries.

    • jamie5 says:

      allow him to be “The Man” as in take her multiple businesses from her and ship her to Minnesota to live with the backwoods people? She has a life in LA and a million dollar empire to manage with employees and bills to pay. What was he thinking? Turning her into a stepford wife or what? He’s brainless.