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“Do not approach Lady Gaga, her bodyguard has the reflexes of a ninja” links

Lady Gaga’s bodyguard throws down. Literally. [Dlisted]
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Pam Anderson doesn’t look terrible here. [ICYDK]
Alicia Keys’s son Egypt is super-cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
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Jessica Alba must have come from heaven, because she has stars on her booty. [Popoholic]
The chick from Ferris Bueller is still pretty cool. [The Frisky]
Drag Queen Barbie!! At last. She’s got killer legs. [OMG Blog]
Natalie Cole does not look well. I’m concerned. [Bossip]
The Fierce Five intern for Stephen Colbert! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Katie Couric needs some chapstick. [Celebslam]

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48 Responses to ““Do not approach Lady Gaga, her bodyguard has the reflexes of a ninja” links”

  1. kay says:

    Absolutely.

    Have people totally lost all respect for others for the pull of the almighty dollar?

    That is deplorable. I would not trade my quiet little life for any amount of money, after seeing that.

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  2. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Wow, that’s some seriously impressive body-guarding.

    Ugh. Gaga. Go wear some more dead animals, you creep.

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  3. Stubbylove says:

    That body guard did a smackdown! Gaga’s reaction is priceless – I would be freaked out constantly of crazies coming after me. Natalie Cole looks like full blown anorexia – scary – she’s always seemed so fragile – hope she gets healthy soon. Matt Damon’s family is adorable.

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  4. Reece says:

    Was that a set up? re: Gaga

    OMG Natalie Cole!!!

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  5. Amelia says:

    Someone earnt his paycheck.

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  6. Cheerio says:

    Meh.

    Not very impressed with the bodyguard. He left Lady Gaga’s side, what if was another stalker from the other side? Just saying…

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  7. cmc says:

    That guy was RUNNING straight at her. He kind of deserved to be taken out. What if he’d had a gun, or a knife? He learned a lesson today…

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  8. TheOriginalMaxi says:

    You guys need to go to the Dailymail, it has amazing (ie gross) pictures of our girl Cracky wearing a halter top. It shows how saggy her boobs really are, and how flat her ass is. I was laughing so hard and now feel better about my own tits hahaha

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  9. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    Since she loves fur, maybe someone should have asked her to sign the hide of a freshly skinned animal; she is always alone, does she have any real actual friends anymore, not just other celebutards joining in you’re typical promo photo op?

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  10. Chatcat says:

    “Jason Momoa & Sylvester Stallone made a movie together.” Ugh, I thought that Dumb and Dumber was not being remade?

    And Chris Pine does have nice guns…

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  11. Dee says:

    It was obvious to anyone with eyes that the guy was holding a pen and a piece of paper. I guess the bodyguard thought that anyone that old should be wise enough not to be a fan of hers.

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    • Anne de Vries says:

      You just do not RUN at somebody like that – plus, why do a pen and paper make everything okay? Somebody who means to do bad could also be carrying a pen and paper

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    • GimmeABreak says:

      Dee I’m with you. He was just some poor bast-rd who wanted an autograph from this idiot. They could have held him at bay until she was out the door. But slamming him up against the wall, throwing him down and putting the ninja chock hold on him was a bit over the top, don’t ya think?

      Too bad someone doesn’t do that to her when she walks into a fur shop.

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  12. Tifygodess24 says:

    I get that body guard was doing his job but for god sakes Gaga isn’t the president, chill just a bit buddy.

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  13. Mooshi says:

    TifyGodess,

    I agree. Hope the guy didnt get hurt.

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  14. Isabella Notarfrancesco says:

    To be fair she was being approached by a monster.

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  15. ronnie says:

    I saw this video last night. Anyone know who her hot bodyguard Hottie McBaldy’s name is? He is working that blazer and jeans.

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  16. alison8701 says:

    What’s with the big hullabaloo at her arrival? Did she announce which airport she’d be arriving in? If she doesn’t want to garner attention, why not wear less conspicuous clothing, instead of making everything she does a spectacle?

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  17. LoveryWindows says:

    He was holding a pen and paper, OBVIOUSLY wanting an autograph. It’s sickening, this man should sue for assault.

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  18. Aud says:

    The bodyguard is way hotter than GaGa.

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  19. msw says:

    She looks like an old woman in these pics. In the other pics of her in fur, she looks like a typical, wealthy Manhattanite. Even though it is August…

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  20. void says:

    Dude, you don’t run at someone like that. I was afraid I was going to see some unreasonable use of forced used against an innocent fan, but no. So creepy. Gaga cracked me up with her reaction.

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  21. Riana says:

    He deserved it. There’s usually some guidelines for things like this and the guy was truly trying to bypass them. It seemed like all the people not interested in her were going through that side door and the fans were to wait by the other door.

    So a few pause who don’t care so that she can walk past and suddenly this guy comes barreling through that door charging a her like that? Come on dude…that was stupid. like someone above said he learned his lesson.

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  22. Julie says:

    pretty harmless, there are far worse videos with bodyguards going complete apeshit and kicking people that lay on the ground.

    he ran at her, waving a pen, in the little time the bodyguards have to decide what to do its better just to take him down, he could have had a knife or attacked her otherwise.
    it was a slow take down, nothing bad imo.

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  23. hmmmm..... says:

    Too big a star for the “little people” now…such a sorry state of affairs it is when celebs start to believe their own press.

    Get over yourself lady, you’re not really that special, that you can’t be bothered to sign an autograph or act like a decent human being when someone is being slammed to the floor, when their only crime was interest in you.

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  24. original kate says:

    meh. nobody gives a crap about lady gaga anymore.

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