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I was hoping to turn this into a legit “Who would you rather?” post, but honestly, who the F is going to choose Shia LaBeouf? So, it’s going to be heavy on the Guy Pearce, which is fine because Guy is hot and we don’t spend enough time appreciating that. But… I’m still depressed that Tom Hardy didn’t make it to last night’s LA premiere of Lawless. Tom is still working on Mad Max, I guess, and didn’t feel like making the journey to LA. So Guy Pearce was left as the only hot dude standing at the premiere. I LOVE Guy’s frames. They’re similar to mine, but somehow better.
Are you still hungry for even a mention of Tom Hardy? Me too. In a recent interview, Guy was discussing Tom’s performance in Lawless, and this is what he had to say:
“It’s so brilliant that Tom Hardy is playing the role, because he is the most exciting actor I’ve seen in a long time… And he brings a weight, an integrity and a power to the screen that is incredibly compelling. The first scene that we had together was me feeling like I’m running rings around this man, not being intimidated by him. And that was very difficult, because he’s like a mountain, a mount emotionally and physically. I think that will translate on screen.”
Yes, Tom Hardy is like a mountain. A big, beefy, hot, pillow-lipped mountain. And I want to climb that motherchucking mountain.
Here’s the recently-released Red-Band trailer for Lawless. At first I was like, “meh, I don’t get why this is Red-Band.” But then I saw the tittays! And there’s a lot of blood and violence too, so, you know, NSFW.
So, should I even talk about Shia? He looked like an ass at the premiere. There, we discussed it!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Guy Pearce, Hot guys, Shia LaBeouf
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Neither? But never Shia!
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Shia LaDouche looks so GROSS.
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Seriously!! I don’t get why he does that. Naturally, he’s a pretty handsome guy, but he looks like he needs a flea bath and about a day and a half at the barber’s shop.
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I agree 100% ^_^
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You know, I don’t usually like long hair on a man, but Shia’s flowing locks are actually really pretty. If he shaved that 70s porn star bush off his face, I think he’d look pretty dapper with his curls. Not that I’d ever. Just the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
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Yeah, he almost looks scary here.
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I see one hot English professor and one smelly Musketeer.
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Too funny!
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lol!
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im still laughing while typing!!!
but seriously.
i love their styling, regardless…
they both look great to me.
awesome suits.
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This comment made my day
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Hmm, Guy’s looking a bit rough lately. But still, him over Shia. Like that’s even a question.
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Yeah, I have no idea what his age is but he looks very old lately or maybe not aging well.. however I think he is really hot.. of course Guy a million times over Shia LaGross
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Guy looks great next to Shia but on his own looks a little smarmy and greasy.
Cheerleader effect?
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Guy Pearce by a country mile.
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I have a thing for beard p0rn, but that’s just nasty lookin’ on Shia’s face.
I’d pick Guy, even in the dark between the two of ‘em.
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I love me some Guy.
Funny though, in a couple of these pics, he’s looking a bit like Jermaine from FOTCs. Well, maybe Jemaines’ older, more suave and sexy brother. Oh yea, “It’s Businness Time” Guy.
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“That’s why they call ‘em business socks!”
I had to watch the video again, thanks mia!
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+1 <3 this
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No Tom Hardy ?? No1curr.
Shia is gross and a douche…
he should give K-Stew a call, they suit each other.
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Tom Hardy is so hot
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Guy Pearce has been just insanely sexy since LA Confidential.
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I thought he was sexy as Mike on Neighbours way back when. The man is gorgeous.
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Shia will be having real sex in his next movie, poor woman. He is so gross for even doing that.
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My kid’s hamster has whiter teeth than Guy. Do teeth need to be brilliant white? No, but they should be whiter than your average rodent.
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(thank you for saying ‘rodent’)
(LOVE that word)
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I love Guy Pearce!
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It’s sad how few options we have for young male actors that Shia gets to star alongside Pearce and Hardy. They shouldn’t be on the same planet, let alone the same movie! Is there any talented young buck out there (who isn’t of the pretty-boy or skinny-hipster variety) that could sub in for these guys as they age? Maybe Garrett Hedlund?
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Agreed. Shia brings this project down a lot (in my eyes, at least). And the sad thing is that I can’t even think of any other rugged, strapping young men to fill the role.
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Neither really, but Guy wins.
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+1. Even though both guys look like a** here.
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SO no Tom Hardy
Guy is always hot. I’ve never really cared for Shia at all. He just looks dirty and unkept all the time .
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I will watch anything that has Gary Oldman or Guy Pearce in – can’t wait to see this, particularly with the added bonus of Mr Hardy.
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The answer is NEVER Shia.
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Step away from said mountain! That’s mine to climb! I hope he does some press for the movie; even if it’s only some international press.
And of course it’s Guy. How was that even a question?
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I was lucky to score tickets to the premiere last night and I agree Shia looked like a greasy bear- but up close in person he didn’t smell, so at least there’s that. And he’s sooooo thin and shorter than I expected. But he was nice and took pictures and he took his time signing stuff for the fans.
Now Guy Pearce… oh man. My husband was never a fan, but he was fangirling all over him soon as we saw him. In person, that man is just pure hotness!!!!
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Guy v Shia? That’s a trick question right?
Just caught a rerun of Priscilla Queen of the Desert…beautiful vintage Guy Pearce!
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Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi. Guy is hot and talented. Shia who?
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Sigh. I love Guy Pearce, what a beautiful man. Loved him since his Priscilla Queen of the desert-days.
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Guy’s never looked better and Shia looks like a jackass – he’s going through his “dark, reflective” stage. Bore.
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I love Guy, but I’ve got to disagree with you here. He’s definitely looked better! Now I’m itching to watch Ravenous. I loooved him in Ravenous.
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Love Guy Pearce and love Shia too. Don’t get the dislike Shia gets. He’s badass, whiny like Daniel Craig but I think he has his heart in place. And he looks good with the wavy locks and beard.
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The answer will always be Guy. Always.
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Guy was in this really crappy action flick called Lockdown and he looked fcking hot as hell in it. I’d like to see him in some more action roles because he seemed to be having a blast hamming it up. The movie and other actors were just dreadful in it though.
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You know who looked better? Nick Cave!
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I hate to think of men having stylists, but if they do, they should both fire them.
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