Is Pippa Middleton trying to get on Chelsea Handler’s boyfriend, Andre Balazs?

Pippa Middleton is in America! Allegedly, Pippa came to New York to take some meetings ahead of her promotional blitz for her “Celebrate” book – which is just like a fancy coffee table book about throwing parties and such. Pippa scored a major payday for the book, and I suspect that we’re about to get a whole lot of Pippa as she promotes the damn thing. The book comes out in late October, so it’s still kind of early to do promotion. It’s much more likely that Pippa just came to New York because she fancied a trip to New York, and because she wants to see what the Man Situation is in America, having hustled her way out of a potentially advantageous union with several aristocratic young men. Speaking of, Pippa spent Labor Day weekend in Manhattan and Shelter Island… with Andre Balazs. Otherwise known as Chelsea Handler’s boyfriend, otherwise known as a very rich hotelier with international connections and bad taste in women. So is Andre dropping Chelsea Handler for Pippa Middleton? Pippa, you in danger, girl.

Pippa Middleton has instantly made waves with her arrival in New York after the British socialite, little sister of the Duchess of Cambridge, hit Shelter Island on Sunday and was seen hanging with dashing hotelier Andre Balazs.

Spies say Middleton played pingpong with Balazs at his boutique hotel Sunset Beach, where there was “definite chemistry between the pair,” who then also shared dinner Sunday night.

“Pippa was wearing red jeans and a white top. She was dressed sexy, but not too sexy,” a Hamptons spy said, adding that while it did not seem like Middleton and Balazs are a couple, it was “flirt central.”

“There was definitely chemistry,” our spy said. “Andre was being very charming.”

Another source said the two talked business. “She shares his interest in hospitality,” said a source, pointing to Pippa’s upcoming book, “Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends.” “But everyone was speculating what a great romantic pairing this could be.”

When Middleton was recognized by fans during dinner, she took time to pose for pictures and was “really nice and very friendly.”

Suave Balazs has been linked to Uma Thurman and, more recently, on/off gal pal Chelsea Handler, while Middleton’s been linked with on/off boyfriend Alex Loudon back in London.

At the end of the night, Balazs was seen giving Middleton a friendly European-syle double kiss on the cheek, witnesses said.

The night before, Middleton arrived at the Upper East Side’s Carlyle Hotel, but made a quick beeline for harder-partying Meatpacking District. “She asked the concierge to make a reservation at Catch,” a source said, where she later arrived in a “sleek, teal green, knee-length wrap dress” to taste chef Hung Huynh’s creations, including the hot spot’s signature scallop dumplings.

Pippa and pals stayed for “just over an hour,” then headed for quiet after-dinner drinks. Plucky Pippa, reportedly in town meeting with publishers, was even seen later “hailing a taxi by herself in the Meatpacking District on a Saturday night.”

[From Page Six]

The NYDN says Pippa also spent some time with former New York Ranger Sean Avery, who – correct me if I’m wrong – is something of a notorious d-bag, right? I tend to think the Andre Balazs stuff has more potential for scandal and entertainment, if only to see how Chelsea Handler reacts. Chelsea and Andre have had an on-and-off relationship for more than a year, and although Chelsea puts up a front like dudes are SO lucky to be with her, it just feels like Chelsea was an is trying to maintain the relationship with Andre because of his connections and because he’s a “get” for someone like Chelsea (a cable-show hostess). Now, I’m not saying that Pippa is some big “get” as a potential girlfriend either. But… it’s interesting.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Terry’s Diary.

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  1. Gale says:

    Pippa is seriously ugly, and has old people’s skin. Looks like fried chicken.

  2. brin says:

    Run Pippa!

  3. gee says:

    Pippa Middleton looks like Amy Sedaris. SO MUCH.

    • Anonny says:

      Ouch, considering Sedaris is 23 years older! Time to back off on the tanning, hon. And get rid of the eyeliner while you’re at it.

  4. Chicagogurl17 says:

    Just stop with the eyeliner and spray tans.

  5. Kristen says:

    Her face is seriously ORANGE!

  6. Talie says:

    Andre has power and glamour, which is what someone like Pippa seems to want to be around. I think the aristo guys would only offer her a quiet country life.

    I’m guessing, she’ll be doing fashion week…maybe she’ll show up to Katie Holmes show. That would be genius.

  7. boredsuburbanhousewife says:

    Her orange skin is seriously distracting. She looks like she is auditioning for the part of an alien in the next Star Trek movie.

  8. Ella says:

    Karl Lagerfeld wasn’t kidding about the butterface. Whoa.

  9. mln76 says:

    This isnt going to end well for Pippa…Chelsea is the kind to shank a girl in her sleep. (im only sort of kidding).

    • KellyinSeattle says:

      yeah, and I’m just wondering, how great can a guy be if he dated Chelsea? I would never want any of her left overs…I like Pippa, though. I’d come to her tea party; probably not as “exciting” as Harry’s tea parties, though!

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        He also dated Courtney Love, so go figure.
        I want to give him the benefit of doubt and say he might have some kind of savior syndrome and therefore goes for troubled women?

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Who *is* this dude. He’s dated a whole bunch of people from what I know. It’s the only reason I recognize the name.

      However, I don’t recognize the face and I get a Mr. Hayek the creepy billionaire vibe from him. He looks old and fugly. Older than he probably is I bet.

      However, I’m team Pippa (IF she really wants to go there) just because I can’t stand that trashy Handler chick and I would love to see her publicly thrown under a bus.

      Pippa is hideous looking but no more so than Handler. However, only Handler would take Ho-bag Love’s sloppy seconds. Could Pippa actually be too young to know what a Ho-bag Love is?

      Any man who dated her is automatically tagged a Walking Disease – yes I mean you Edward Norton.

  10. DanaG says:

    I don’t get the whole Pippa thing she looks about 10 years older then she is and is most certainly not the pretty sister. But she has managed to make money of her sister so the british public are starting to turn. Date some rich american guy they will turn even more. Let’s face it Pippa can’t beat Kate on the aristo front so she is going for the richest boyfriend she can get. Cause one thing ALL Pippa’s exes have in common is they all had lot’s of cash. Girl can’t be expected to work after 30 can she?

  11. NadineK says:

    This chick is 28yo!!!

  12. freya says:

    I don’t get the whole Pippa-thing and I don’t think I ever will. She’s not exactly pretty, doesn’t have a spectacular body and if I had had to guess I would have thought she’s the older sister, by at least ten years..

  13. Luise says:

    Orange Pip Skankarama

  14. Helen says:

    Sean Avery a d-bag? UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. He’s a really dirty hockey player, worse than just a guy who takes cheap shots, and he’s not a good person. Pippa going for Avery is really desperate, and disgusting.

  15. HoustonGrl says:

    ew, just…ew.

  16. kiki says:

    Is he related to David Hasselhoff?

  17. ellie66 says:

    She’s a bit horsey looking a old leathery horse. Stop with the orange tan and the eyeliner it make her eyes look tiny.

  18. Reece says:

    Pippa still doesn’t bug me as much as she does others. I give her more credit than her sister for sure. However…
    1. The woman that lives in LA is paler than the Londoner. Really?? *snicker*
    2. Don’t buy the dropping Chelsea for Pippa thing but I think it would be an upgrade for him. Handler grates on my last nerve. I do not get her appeal.

    I know that book is gonna be total bs but I’m really curious to see what this promo tour for it will be.

    • kiki says:

      did you ever saw a picture of his ex-wife, katie ford? because when you see this frump, you know that everybody is an upgrade. guy seems to have a lot to compensate …

  19. Eleonor says:

    Pippa Middleton has FANS???
    To me this couple makes sense: she will get the glamour and the money, plus she could “work” with him thanks to her previous job in the family business. I think it would be nice.

  20. littlestar says:

    Ewww Sean Avery is an awful human being! He was the hockey player who basically said that anyone who dates Elisha Cuthbert after him will be just be sloppy seconds. Not a fan of Pippa, but hopefully it’s just a rumour.

    Also, I wish Pippa would hire me to give her a makeover. Girl has SO MUCH potential and she just wastes it all with that greasy hair, ornage skin, thick black eyeliner, and dated clothing choices.

  21. littlestar says:

    Also, I really wonder if Pippa wrote and photographed the book herself, or if she had a ghost writer do it for her.

  22. Shitler says:

    Andre obviously has a thing for manly looking women

  23. Christine says:

    “She shares his interest in hospitality,” is the best euphemism ever, if her attempts to land a rich titled husband are true.

  24. Hotpockets says:

    This is mean, but I actually think Chelsea Handler is miles more attractive than Pippa.

  25. Amy says:

    I know the place where Pippa was hanging out, Sunset Beach (which Andre Balazs owns) on Shelter Island. I spent a summer working down the street from this fancy resort at a summer camp. My parents went there for lunch and told me they would never go again–way too expensive! A lot of celebs have been spotted there in the summer. It’s very ritzy, not surprised she showed up there!

  26. jferber says:

    Her face really looks strange in the first pic. I haven’t been able to analyze everything going on, but it’s more than the orange tanner and leathery texture. Somehow it looks lopsided. I just don’t know. But Karl really called it early.

  27. Charlotte says:

    My dad (who, to be fair, is 72 years old) thinks Pippa is a beauty. This is one of those things where I just chalk it up to failing eyesight and hope it is not a sign of impending dementia. I….just cannot fathom anyone looking at her and thinking ‘break me off a piece of that!’. Eugh. I’d even rather take Chelsea.

  28. GoodCapon says:

    He also allegedly dated Uma Thurman years ago. So he goes from Uma to Chelsea? This guy has no taste.

    And I am keen on how Pippa ‘I’m a private person please respect my privacy no pictures please OH HEY A CAMERA!!’ would go about her promotional tour.

    I sure hope she didn’t forget to include her tip to use wishbone as napkin-holders on her book. This fug has so much class.

  29. piedlourde says:

    Sweet Jeebus, the girl looks this rough and she’s not even thirty yet?

    STOP IT with that harsh eyeliner and the tanning! [Napoleon Dynamite voice] GAWD!

  30. NY signee says:

    Andre Balazs has dated

    Renée Zellweger
    Uma Thurman
    Chelsea Handler
    Naomi Campbell

    Andre Belez comes from money, his father owned Biometrics. He is well educated, degrees from Cornell and Columbia. He owns the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, he knows many highpowered celebrities, moviestars,etc and(the most important thing to celebrities is he keeps their secrets. You’d be surprised at how much goes on in his hotels that never gets out. This is one reason he is trusted. He is extremely wealthy, he is Hungarian, not American even though his own fortune is made there.
    He was married to Eileen Ford’s daughter of the prestigious FORD Agency in NY, being married to the Ford daughter brought him loads of contact to the celebrity world, because the Ford Agency has handled renowned celebrities(Grace Kelly when she was a model) and their offspring for decades(more than half a Century), this is the agency, U.S. ,European society and Aristocratics send their offspring if they have a desire to model for any amount of time. Eileen Ford protects her models and actors, it’s first class all the way.
    Pippa’s reps, also connected to Balazs,probably set up the photo-ops and the association to Balazs because he is the person who can open any door she needs in U.S. celebrity “pr” East Coast and West Coast.

    • dixi says:

      i agree, this guy definitly has a lot to compensate. he is american, he is just born in hungary. and eileen ford’s daughter is indeed one ugly frump … and the chateau marmont was established in 1929 – since balaz own´s it, it´s famous because dlisters like lindsay lohan are the guests.

  31. oooh mama says:

    ……or Carole has her chasing moneyed men in US since she busted out on the Aristo circuit in the UK?

  32. Fue McCormick says:

    HaHaHa … “she was dressed sexy but not too sexy …” Who the hell writes that shit? … And doesn’t she believe in using powder on her face. She always looks like she puts makeup on a dirty face. It’s so disgusting. And … before I forget, I think this is Pippa Middleton Ugly Outfit #30 (or so.) I’ve lost track because there are fewer Pippa posts here these days.

  33. Ryan says:

    That guy sure has awful taste in women.