Viggo Mortensen looks hot during a Madrid photocall: would you hit it?

I know, ladies. I know. I give you what you want, and you’re welcome. I know there are many, many of you who are ALL ABOUT Viggo Mortensen. It’s come to the point where any time we have new photos of him, I know I’m going to have to use them and write about him immediately. For many of you, Viggo is your Fassbender. I accept that. I accept Viggo’s status in your hearts and fantasies, more so than someone like… Chris Hemsworth. I like Viggo a great deal, and I would totally hit that. But he’s not on my Top Ten list.

Anyway, these are pics of Viggo at the Madrid photo call for Everybody Has A Plan, a film with an IMDB synopsis that reads: “A man who assumes the identity of his deceased twin in Argentina.” Simple. TOO SIMPLE!! Dun dun dun. Viggo will also be at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote the film, as well as On the Road, so we’ll be seeing more of Viggo in the weeks to come. Which is something you should keep in mind – comment early and often if you want more Viggo! Speaking of On the Road, I keep forgetting to show you the latest On the Road trailer in the Kristen Stewart posts. Let’s just include it here, okay?

You barely get to see Viggo, who is playing the “Old Bull Lee” character (I believe based on William S. Burroughs?). Viggo is definitely “the old dude” of the film, and it will be interesting to see him at TIFF, in the middle of Kristen Stewart’s storm.

Meanwhile, did you know that Viggo is no longer going to work with David Cronenberg on Eastern Promises 2? Although the first film wasn’t a huge hit, for some reason Cronenberg and Viggo were promised a sequel (I suppose following Viggo’s character to his next assignment?). Well, Cronenberg confirmed that the sequel isn’t happening, saying: “It was supposed to be ‘Eastern Promises 2.’ But that’s dead… It’s done… If you don’t like it talk to James Schamus at Focus. It was his decision.” Harsh! But really, that film didn’t need a sequel.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. RocketMerry says:

    No. I mean, he was an excellent Aragorn and is a very good actor who delivers almost always, but really, he doesn’t do it for me. He’s not Sean Connery-sexy, you know? Sean is the only older man that can really get my blood pumping. Sigh… scottish sexiness…

    Anywoo, I usually am a Samwise Gamgee kinda girl :)

  2. Mimi says:

    Love me some Viggo but he needs to address the eyebrow situation, they are disappearing into his ocular area. Oh and I’ll never forgive whomever it was that wrote he was straying into Robert Duvall territory. *sad face*

  3. Eve says:


    And I’m especially happy to have something to cleanse my palate after the bitter taste left in my mouth by a certain post, featuring a certain famewhore.

    It may not have been intentional but…thank you, Kaiser.

  4. Devyn says:

    Wow, Viggo really is starting to look… well… *old*!

    Still very handsome tho.

  5. Kaye says:

    No. Watching “A History of Violence” ruined him for me.

  6. Lindsey says:

    I wouldn’t hit that…

    I would break it in half

  7. Nymeria says:

    Darling Viggo, you will always be my Aragorn.

  8. mia girl says:

    “Would you hit it?”

    Is that a rhetorical question?

  9. Fudge you, I'm going to Guam! says:

    No….I’m picky!!

  10. midnightmoon says:

    Is there a new time machine at work? First Jude Law, and now Viggo have lost 15 years of fugness. Ok i’m officially back in the YES I WOULD camp. For Viggo anyway. Even tho he probably smells bad.

  11. Random Devotchka says:

    To answer your question- yes. YES! YES! A MILION TIMES YES!!!! : )

  12. Mrs.Darcy says:

    Mm he is back in “Blouse Man” hotness territory. Real Viggo fans will know what I mean.

  13. somegirlinthiswolrd says:

    I had a sexy dream about him

  14. marie says:

    he’s not in my top ten either (he’s a floater) but heck yes I would..

  15. Micki says:

    Most definitely. And if Lindsay (7) doesn’t mind I’ll take the lower half.

  16. Jenna says:

    Of course. Why is that even a question?

  17. lafairy says:

    mmmm….NO! the man is getting really old and kind of ashy!

  18. Cats says:

    So glad Eastern Promises is not getting a sequel – I thought that movie was damn near perfect. They’d only ruin it with a sequel.

  19. Hautie says:

    Ohhh, my precious Veeegoooo…

    And his perfect body.

    My goodness he looks good naked! I seen the movies… he is gorgeous.

    But I like to see him with some blonde highlights in his hair. To boost his coloring.

    Gray hair is no one’s friend.

    Even my precious Viggo.

  20. skuddles says:

    I’d definitely hit it but Viggo dude… lose the runners!

  21. Eleonor says:

    He is one of my foreverdong with Jude Law and Daniel Day Lewis. I hope Askars doesn’t hear me :)

  22. cerulean skygirl says:

    I think the attraction is that he’s classy and keeps it real. Sorta like Pierce Brosnan. Doesn’t feel like he needs to be all Botox-y or surgically altered. It’s nice to see actors (and actresses)aging gracefully.

  23. Samantha says:

    Don’t know about now but I sure as hell wouldn’t mind hitting the ‘Aragorn’ version from a few years back to the f*****g max and every which way possible.

  24. Reece says:

    You keep asking this question Kaiser and it is still the same…
    Yes! Always! Forever. In a forest. On the stairs. Six ways from Sunday. (what does that actually mean? haha)

  25. Gia says:

    Over and over! Eastern Promises was on tv last night. God damn that is a good movie…

  26. Lindy says:

    Oh yes, he is in my top ten. It would hit it. No question. Those eyes. mmmmm.

  27. Stacie says:

    Viggo- Always looks good . To me he’s the kind of man you Marry not just screw around with . He makes me swoon ! Love him – forever. :)

  28. Cali says:

    Only if he puts on the Aragorn costume and scruffs it up a bit.

  29. Anna says:

    I hope Cronenberg bounces back soon he’s not doing that great now …

  30. Chickie Baby says:

    He may be in his 50′s, but he just gets better with age. And he is the very definition of “Renaissance Man”. I’d take him any day!

  31. KatHug says:

    god, that is one fiiiine piece of man! i would hit it hard and often!

  32. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    I’d definitely hit it. But still prefer Boromir.

  33. pinchofsalt says:

    I can’t stop looking at these pics. Help!!! He is delicious.

  34. Trixiebelle says:

    I am madly, madly in love with him. Granted, I’m an old broad, but the man has integrity, good looks, amazing talent and he is a true Renaissance man. LOVE HIM!

  35. TG says:

    He is my fantasy celeb. He is so hot so I don’t like reading too much about him because I don’t want to find out he is just as shallow, pretentious and annoying as all the other celebs. In my mind is a true cowboy bada** and never says a word unless it is necessary, does not need to prove he is a man he just is. No tattoos, no clubbing no cheesy boring celeb women (just me, LOL).

    • LucyOriginal says:

      @TG: Last February, He received an award from a small cinema in MA and a friend and I went to see him for the Q&A.

      He was humble, down to earth, etc. I could barely be coherent on the e-mail I sent to the celebitchy writers describing the experience, :) .

      • TG says:

        #LucyOriginal – I am jealous. Isn’t he single? Maybe he is waiting for one of us to come along. And @Karen – I can forgive him a few tatoos, just so long as they are not cheesey like the ones Rob Kartrashian has. Rob looks like he is deserately trying to be taken seriously and he thinks he is European. Yuk. Anyway, I think my fantasy of Viggo is based on the characters he plays. Which I guess is the same thing as those Twihard freaks loving Rob thinking he is really Edward.

    • Karen says:

      Sorry to tell ya, but he has several tattoos.

  36. Dinah says:

    Oh.My.God. Yes…yes…yes…yesyesyesOHYESSSS!
    (Ahem, sorry folks)

  37. LucyOriginal says:

    Yes, of course! what a question…He is very very handsome in person.

  38. Karen says:

    Hell yes I’d hit that! Over and over again until he walked with a limp. :D

  39. bgirl says:

    I would hit that constantly, all day long, without eating or sleeping, until I dropped dead from exhaustion.

  40. daisyfly says:

    Would I hit it?

    You know the magic elevator from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

    That’s how I’d hit it.

  41. kityafey says:

    Love me some Fassy but Viggo all the way. Definitely on the top ten list. The shoes have to go.

  42. vv says:

    I totally would. Viggo seems like a pretty interesting dude, if not a lil weird, which would make for some interesting conversations and observations after we got done ruining ourselves haha.

    Plus he looks clean and it appears he showers regularly unlike meth-y looking Fassbender :( [What is happening to that guy? I want to believe again!]

  43. cin says:

    Opened this picture and it has made my day…he gets better as he gets older…but please get rid of the nasty sneakers…

  44. ramona says:

    I’d do filthy things to Viggo. And he would love it. This man… they should have made him in triplicate.

  45. Stacia says:

    In the immortal words of Lionel Ritchie..yes I would “All Night Long”

  46. carol says:

    he pays for it. smart man indeed. Meow!