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CB forwarded all of your emails over the weekend about the grand Hamm Dong event. I kind of love it that your first instinct, upon seeing The Glorious Hamm Dong, is to email me or Celebitchy. It’s wonderful. Anyway, Jon Hamm and his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt were spotted in New York over on Saturday, and Jon was noticeably without underwear. You should really go and look at those photos – we don’t have access to them. The photos I’m including in this post are also from the weekend – Jon and Jennifer were photographed at the US Open. There’s one particular shot where you can really see the shadowy Hamm Dong, so of course I cropped the photo for a better view:
By the way, you know The Hamm Dong is a “thing” that people discuss regularly now? Back in 2010, it became increasingly obvious that Jon Hamm is particularly well-endowed, and that he does not believe in supporting his endowment. I think he was going commando for months and months (probably longer), and when I pointed out his magnificent bulge in 2010, Gawker followed up by running a hilarious bulge pictorial. And then came the great story about The Hamm Dong causing problems on the set of Mad Men – apparently, there are serious costume issues regarding Jon’s lack of underwear. All of those events conspired – unfortunately – to Jon finally wearing underwear and wearing lots of baggy pants in which the Hamm Dong was hidden away for much of 2011. I’d like to think that 2012 will become “The Year That The Hamm Dong Came Back”. Please?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm
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Ick no thanks. There have been so many blind items recently about him hooking up with randoms. He should take better care of his peen.
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You didn’t put the good pics where you can see the package so clearly you can tell he is circumcised. You can basically see EVERYTHING. Including his scrot. It is like he is naked. Dlisted has them up.
Hamm everything on display-these pics are super tame!
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I noticed the “Camel Toe of Men” right away. I think they look great….doesn’t bother me one way or another about his dong….but if it was my son or husband I’d tell him to put on some underwear! Put The Beast Back In the Cage…:) My ex used to go commando but he was a perv. Looks better on John.
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Excuse me for knowing this, but on a dude isn’t it called a moose knuckle?
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Yep, nobody can claim that Jon is a humble man. After seeing the pics, I can’t get this little ditty (a little ditty about a not so little subject) from playing through my mind …
Does your dong hang low
Does it wobble too and fro
Can you tie it in a knot
Can you tie it in a bow
Can you swing it over your shoulder
Or does it shrink if it is colder
Does your dong.hang.low
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LMAO!!!!! OMG, OriginalTiffany, I just wet myself a little! HAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHA
I needed that
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Isn’t a mooseknuckle a camel toe of a very large woman? Or I am confusing things.
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@Otiff and Chat…
OK, I am trying to finish my morning coffee. Did y’all have to do that to me…REALLY?!
I’m sure I will have something more to say about this when I can breathe normally again *CHOKE*.
ROFLMFAO!!
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LOL @ Chat
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Yup OTiff, that’s a moose knuckle!
And he may regret his fondness for free-ballin’ when he sits down one day and his boys drop into the toilet water. (It’s payback for all those “left the seat up” events in life.) 
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Thanks…I didn’t know the word for it!
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Damn, I went to the other pics linked, he really is the grand hamm dong, seriously!!
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I saw the recent Rom-Com movie his girlfriend wrote or directed (I can’t remember which, maybe both) and acted in. Her acting was so leaden, wooden. Not leading actress material. The movie was okay, not great, but a better leading actress would have elevated it. And there was zero chemistry between her and the leading actor, though he was great in it. Hamm had a small part and was good.
I predict Hamm and her break up for some reason.
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Bored….but the funny is the man behind Hamm in that second to last picture is no slouch in the hung dept…..he seems to a bit hanging in there too……
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Thank you for noticing too. I felt a little pervy that my eye went straight there. Eh, equal opportunity gazing.
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If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, “GO CARDS!”
Love that he represents the 314.
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I saw the pics on dlisted this weekend. My mom happened to mention Jon Hamm, so I made her look at the “obvious dong” pics and she was like, “OH MY GOD!” Too funny.
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He should consider wearing underwear. Or by the time he’s 60, he’ll be tripping on his balls.
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Was just going to say that. lol
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They’ll be scraping the floor by the time he’s 60 no matter what.
I’m envious of Jennifer and her easy access to The Hamm Dong.
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LOL
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I am loving the Hamm dong. Haha. Also Jennifer Westfeldt has incredible legs.
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The close up crotch shot kills me – objectifying poor Mr Hammbone into just another nice penis like that
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In that set of pictures at dlisted, the last picture shows Jon and Jennifer totally hamming it up for the cameras. Ugh.
I think he’s mighty fine, but for some reason these particular set of photos scream ‘d-bag’ for me.
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is she pregnant???
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I had to do a grawing of a penis when I was 15 years; took care of the mystery …….
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ugh – he disappoints me. thought he had more class but with all the blind items over the past year about him and randoms – now this “habit” – kinda grossing me out. anyone else think jennifer’s face is odd? it’s like she’s a caricature of herself???
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Finally! But these aren’t the ‘GOOD’ pictures. Glorious is my vote, I heard he swings it around but I don’t care. I still enjoy the view. 😜
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Those photos are impressive.
I think I understand why men don’t like boxers, but how bad could tighty-whiteys be? No worse than panties I would imagine.
I enjoyed looking at the pics, but I’m glad my husband keeps the goods camouflaged!
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Gross.
and if it was someone people here didn’t like that would be the comment..
GROSS
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I agree. Yuck.
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+1,000,000
Camel toe is never attractive, not even on a supermodel, the male equivalent is just as bad.
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Simply glorious.
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Just a random question, I feel dumb for asking this, but looking at the D-listed pics I only see his balls.
I seriously can’t find the dong everyone is talking about. I see two big lumbs. I assume those are his nuts. Where is his peen? Everyone is talking about his dong, but I seriously don’t see it in the pics, only nuts. The only thing that hints towards peen are in pic 7, aka first pic in third row.
The pic that clearly shows the bulge are called blablbla.nuts.jpg. Not peen.jpg.
Or I am blind or completely unfamiliar with the male anatomy.
So where is it? SHOW ME THE HOLY GRAIL!
Ok. This was awkward xD
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Best comment on the internet ever.
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xD
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Isabel – Go to the sixth thumbnail. See where his shirt buttons? Go to the left (as you face the screen). See the fold in his shirt? Go down. His peen is obviously hanging to the left.
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Thanks!!
YEAH! I found the Holy Grail! How could I have missed that? xD
*the internet is the holy grail for awkward questions, you can do it anonymously and you always get an answer xD*
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Thanks, I was going to say how could you clearly not see the head, the dong AND the balls?
That one pic is priceless! Epic dong shot!
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Gross. Dude put it away.
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I hopped over to dlisted to see what the fuss was about..All I have to say is holy dongs that lucky bitch!
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Dlisted.com has better (more detailed pics). Let’s just say he is “cut”, and it is very OBVIOUS. But he could be a “show-er” and not a “grow-er”
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Hahaha….a show-er and not a grow-er.
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That one picture on Dlisted…you can see everything! These photos don’t even compare.
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GLORIOUS…
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He should wear a kilt.
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I bet he’s loving every minute of this
There’s no way he’s not aware of it.
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I know I’m probably alone on this one, but I just think not wearing underpants, male or female, is just gross. I’m not a prude or anything it just seems unsanitary.
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Maybe I’m projecting (I have a D+ cup) but that looks soooo uncomfortable to me, like when I drive over a speed bump faster than I should when I’m wearing the wrong bra. The BOUNCE ouch!
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Gross. Put it away.
I’ll never, ever understand this average looking guys appeal. And having his dick out doesn’t make him more appealing to me.
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I’m all for free-balling, but there is an appropriate time, place, and outfit for doing so.
I’m grossed out.
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boring, he’ll do anything for attention.
his 15 minutes are UP
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I love the Hamm, but this is just gross. You think he gets those trousers washed/dry-cleaned every day? Ew.
Besides, Kelsey Grammer used to do this, too. How’s that for unsexy.
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In my world Kelsey Grammer does not have a pen-s. I refuse to have that little fantasy ruined.
*shudder*
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Like a girl with big boobs, tuck those suckers into some underwear. He’s rather looks too large to go commando.
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Am I the only one who thinks that looks uncomfortable?
Since I don’t know him, I think it’s hilarious and yet kind of gross BUT I have to ask HOW CAN JENNIFER LET HIM GO OUT LIKE THAT!?!?!
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Hahahhahah…I have never understood the fascination with Hamm. Yes, he’s good looking, but I could never understand why some women were creaming their pants over him.
THIS, however, finally answers the question.
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this is weird.
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Since he has it n likes for us too see it; why should we judge him? Enjoy the view n be thankful.
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Enjoy the view n be thankful.
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I KNEW I was seeing that on the show!! I kept thinking I was just a perv-but if you type in Jon Hamm B…(you don’t even have to finish the word)it autocompletes it to “bulge” LMAO-then I didn’t feel so bad for being a complete perv because apparently I wasn’t the only one
! I think it looks hot, and man do I envy his girl .I really want him to be like Don Draper-a total cad that I can look at from afar LOL
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