Kim Kardashian will probably celebrate her 32nd b-day with a $1 million blowout

These are new, awful photos of Kim Kardashian at the E! Channel Brand Event (?) in Sydney, Australia yesterday. I’m assuming it was just a promotional event for all things E!-related. Just think of it this way: instead of looking at those awful photos of Kim treating her fluffy white kitten like a f—king purse, we get to look at photos of Kim with her typically terrible styling. How many times have I called out Kim for increasing her “Kat-Face” awfulness with the Croydon Facelift? She simply needs to stop pulling her hair back THAT tight. It makes her look like an alien-face. The Botox and the lip-injections aren’t helping, of course. Anyway, there are lots of little stories about Kim and about Kanye West too, so let’s just do some highlights:

*The other day Kanye tweeted, “I just f—ked Kim so hard.” Kanye deleted it just a few minutes later, but not before that one tweet got 7,410 retweets and 39,777 of his followers made it their favorite.

*Kanye is reportedly planning to shell out $1 million (or more) on a crazy birthday party for Kim (her birthday is October 21). MTV reports that Kanye wants to bring everybody to Pine Cay, a private island in the Turks and Caicos to “lift her spirits”. A source claims, “Kim has been really down about turning 32 and having two failed marriages behind her and no children, so he wants to make this extra-special… Plus it’s her first birthday since they’ve been together as a couple. Kanye has never been shy of splashing out on the women he loves, but this time he’s pulling out all the stops with presents.” Some of those presents allegedly include: a Prada bag with a “KK” print, a pink diamond bracelet and a couture Chanel dress.

*Chanel you say? Ah, yes. Remember poor little Mercy Kardashian-West, the fluffy Persian? Well, allegedly Kanye was the one to buy the kitten for Kim. And it probably has something to do with Choupette Lagerfeld.

*Us Weekly/Hollywood Life claim that Kim and Kanye are “reportedly just dying to live together.” A source says, “They have the most fun with each other and they keep getting closer. She’s thinking of getting a bigger place in LA and he’ll get a biggest one in NYC and they’ll share!”

*OK! Mag (via Jezebel) claims that Kanye is worried about Kim’s ass. Like, he thinks it’s too big. And he wants her to lose 20 pounds by doing a liquid diet? Not for nothing, but to his credit, I actually think Kanye is fine with Kim’s massive ass just the way it is. He keeps taking her for ice cream and stuff too, so if anything, I think he’d like her to be even “thicker”.

And that’s about it. I will leave you with one quote from Kim, which she gave during an interview with an Australian media outlet while at this E! event thing. Kim was asked “Who would she want to swap lives with for a day?” Her answer: “Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had.” Deep thoughts by Alien-Face.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. marie says:

    this whole post is freakin ridiculous and I can’t believe I wasted my time reading it, let alone commenting on it-I’m disgusted with myself.. she’s a waste of space and Kanye’s quickly becoming one..

    • BB says:

      If this is true, considering the source is The Sun (UK tabloid). Kim has been hooking up with Kanye the entire time she was with Reggie Bush. Then again, Reggie Bush is a known cheater and cheated with multiple women while he was with Kim.

      • tru tru says:

        Supposedly, the reason for their final breakup was Kim sending Kanye nude photos, while she was with Reggie Bush.

        Amber notified Bush and he dropped her.

        THEN Amber and Bush had a lil revenge romp.

        Amber went on the Wendy show and mentioned the nudes that Kim sent.

      • ShugAveryPee says:

        OH YES…. I know for a fact that she was sleeping with Kanye West while with Reggie and that is why Reggie never married her… if you noticed on Kim and Kourtney take NYC when he broke up with her he sent her a nasty text saying he couldn’t believe he even considered marrying her….
        But yes I work in the music industry and I know for a fact that they were sleeping together then…
        I am more SHOCKED at the TWEET he sent about her….

    • vale says:

      Yes. Celeb gossip used to be a harmless, fun treat, like a square of dark chocolate, but this sort of stuff is making me reconsider it altogether. It’s so useless.

      • Hakura says:

        I agree.. It used to be so much fun, sitting around gossiping about the so called ‘beautiful people’. But it’s just become a source of frustration.

        The only satisfaction we ever get is watching these privileged people with more money than God, crash & burn harder than most of us ‘normal’ people.

      • Sandy Pandy says:

        Agree with you all about celebrity gossip becoming tiresome. It truly is – I don’t care about KimLindsayAmandaGwynethTomKatie anymore – I never really did but it was a fun break from work. Now I’m kind of embarrassed to still be up on this stuff. These people are losers and I’m becoming one by association.

      • Alana Fajina says:


      • Hakura says:

        @Sandy Pandy – To be completely honest, the only reason I stick around is because of the writers, & the commenters. Celebrity’s lives may run around in circles, but I always enjoy the conversations the stories spark in the comments.

        Most everyone here is very honest, funny & upfront with their opinions & experiences. They’re as fun to read as any of the writers who do the actual posts every day.

  2. Jayna says:

    That hair. Lol. I see zero chemistry between her and Kanye. She probably fantasizes about Reggie Bush during sex, her great love.

  3. mmmcoffee says:

    arent her and jessica alba the same age?? wake up kim! botox isn’t making you look younger

  4. DanaG says:

    Kim just looks odd. And Jesus really? She does know he gave to others not just himself. That would be a new experience for her.

  5. holbriken says:

    when asked to comment, jesus replied, ‘me? switch places with that fame-whore? girl, please.’

  6. Dea says:

    In return, she will give her dude a million dollar blow job.

  7. Jennifer says:

    I don’t know why but she looks so heavy recently. She is not fat but there is something off about her body.

  8. gogoGorilla says:

    I actually love that dress (and the shoes); just not on her. You really can’t pull off a higher neckline with massive boobs.

    Ick on the tweet. Just ick. They are so classless.

  9. dorothy says:

    Theses people like anything that is tacky and over-the-top. Fame whores usually do.

  10. swack says:

    Considering Kim wouldn’t let Kris H move any of his things into her LA home (and they were married at the time), I can’t believe that she would let Kanye move his things in either. And the tweet – how much more can he disrespect her with what he does and says?

    • CG says:

      Yeah, I don’t buy that they’re moving in together either. Partly because of the Kris H. situation, but also partly because this is at least the third or fourth time since Kim and Kanye got together that they’re reportedly moving in together. The first time was like seriously back in May or June! And it hasn’t happened yet. So I’m not holding my breath. :)

  11. Franny says:

    Ew, that tweet is disgusting. Twitter is a horrible idea…people think that sharing something like that is normal, and encouraged.

    • erika says:

      But, this will do wonders for her reputation! I can see the movie directors running to her w/ an Oscar for her in hand!

      ohhh…and her family, ahhhh, “welcome to the Kardashian fam Kanye….how hard did you F**k my daughter/sister/granddaughter today? Ohhh! well…better luck tomorrow! Keep on F****king hard!”

      Class. Love. Respect.

  12. Britt says:

    Kim, go home, you aren’t welcome in Australia, we give zero fucks about you.

  13. Blue says:

    Lol @ holbriken and Keats.
    I guess they need new homes because their current ones can’t contain their massive egos, when they’re together.

  14. JudyK says:

    Re Jesus quote: Kim, we all already know you are an unintelligent, shallow, totally self-absorbed, mindless wonder…you don’t need to keep proving it.

    I feel “dirty” even wasting my time replying to anything Kartrashian, but just one more thing: So Kanye actually tweeted that…what a classless PIG. They so totally deserve each other.

    $1 million on a birthday party with so many people out of work and struggling on a daily basis…I can’t take anymore of this publicity-invoking overindulgence–it is totally repugnant.

    • Hakura says:

      Totally agree, how many people could they get off the street, or help people afford medication they desperately, or even supporting dogs & cat in shelters,& countless other charities.

    • erika says:

      ohhh, but wait…hold on. Kimmy dedicates so much of her time to those in need!

      come on guys…haven’t you seen her show/pics in mags/internet whenever she goes to dish some turkey to the homeless or goes to shake hands w/ needy/homeless children? She’s a humanitarian, a philathropist! it means a lot to the kids in the burn unit to meet someone so beautiful and rich like Kimmy…

      maybe her Wonder-Jesus powers could ‘activate’ and turn a burn victim into a…a bunny!

      she’s sick. she keeps getting sicker, sicker…

      • Hakura says:

        @Erika- Your comment made me ‘snort’ while drinking soda. xD

        It’d be truly hilarious… if she didn’t actually believe at least 99% of what you said. The girl really does think she’s being oh-so-generous’ just because she shows up somewhere & shakes hands, & poses for a few pictures with, someone sick or injured.

        There should be pictures of her in head-coverings praying hung up at the Catholic church. Saint Kim.

  15. Cam S says:

    I will never understand why grown adults spend so much money on birthdays and weddings? It just lasts a day, and you’re basically throwing a party for EVERYONE ELSE to enjoy when it’s a big party. But I’m just a middle class citizen so…

    Her Jesus quote is VERY TELLING. To see “the power that he had” and not to “help heal/save people”. Hmmmmm

  16. Honey Poo Poo formally known as beyonce's bump says:

    I think their love is adorable. The Idea of Kanye being in love with her for all these years and finally gets to be with her….its romantic. Both of Them as individuals on the other hand leave a lot to be desired

  17. BW says:

    OOOOOOOOOOh! When you said $1 million dollar blowout, I thought you were talking about her getting a new hairdo.

  18. JB says:

    Jesus? Ahahahahaha! Bitch, please.

  19. JB says:

    Jesus? Ahahahahaha! Katface, please.

  20. yellowshaba says:

    Every time I see her squeezed into theses too tight outfits I always hear caroline manzo saying ” 10 pounds stuffed into a 5 pound casing”…seriously how does she breathe, gross

  21. Chria says:

    I keep hoping Kim gets arrested and becomes a pathetic joke like Lilo. Then again she already is a pathetic joke…a talentless, brainless famewhore who wouldn’t know real talent if it slapped her in the face.
    And slut you’re still married you sicken me with all the d*ck you blast about. I bet f*cking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…all loose and nasty ewww

  22. tru tru says:

    her lips are HUGE now, at first she said last yr, its because she had a cold.

    she went on The View and said, its the simple things about this relationship, not the glitz and glamour for which they pointed out they did not beleive her.

    she is such a liar. LOL

  23. Nudgie says:

    I really hate wasting time on KK but I had to remark how ‘matronly’ she’s looking, face and body-wise.

    She is the oldest LOOKING sister now and is even looking older than her Mom (EWW!) at times.

    You reap what you sow, KK…

  24. Emma says:

    Pathetic. Ridiculous. Trashy. I still say this relationship is fake and Kanye is not into women. That’s why they try so hard to sell it to the public, hence the disgraceful and disgusting tweet and the picture of him getting out of the car a while back pulling up his pants. This chick feels worthless unless shelling out millions or having millions spent on her. She’s such a sad kat-face loser and it makes me sad that our culture promotes her rubbish!

  25. Bluedog says:

    If I were dating a guy that tweeted that about me, I would drop him so fast!

  26. Be heard says:

    It’s really pathetic that even the network news’ are reporting on Kim’s tweets, or what she wore that day and the fact she got a kitten. Let’s make a statement on Friday 9/21 that we’ve had enough of this madness. If you follow any of the Kardashian’s, Kris Jenner or the Jenner girls on twitter or Facebook just to see what foolish thing they did or said or what kind of lies they are trying to make the public believe you need to unfollow them to show just how many people were following them only for that reason. Do not buy any products or services they are involved with. Do not watch any programming that promotes them. Do not click on any internet link that has a story about them. Please let’s make a statement that can be heard loud and clear. We are the ones keeping them in the public eye and we are the only ones that can put a stop to it. If you agree please copy and post this to other articles you read. Help spread the word.

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    These two redefine the words “vile” and “over consumption.”

  28. Jennika says:

    Whatever happened to the flour bomber? I thought Kimmy Kakes was going to press charges? I hate this family, I can’t wait until someone new comes along and kicks them out of their fame.

  29. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    I don’t like Kim at all but Kanye is a dog!

  30. Alana Fajina says:

    i just have nothing nice to say about this one. i was going to mention tho that i would be so humiliated if my man posted something like that for all to see but then again this is all about a woman who made a name for herself from being “allegedly” peed on. [i say allegedly bc i havent seen that disgusting thing nor would i ever but i just cant believe that someone would actually let someone else do that to them!!!]

  31. dcypher1 says:

    Leave jesus out of this kat face and taint the lords name . How dare she. Blasphemy.

  32. dcypher1 says:

    Her jesus comment is just annoying.

  33. Morganism says:

    who cares. except for me as i’m obviuosly posting.
    another planted story for a fake reltionship.
    kanye is gay, and a famehwore.
    kim is a famewhore with a smooth-talkin pimp-momma.
    match made in famewhore heaven.