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I know Jack Nicholson isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, and I know some people are going to start in with “Roman Polanski this” and “cheating on Anjelica Houston that,” but I kind of think Jack is the exception to every Hollywood rule. If there’s a rule, Jack can break it and still be beloved. If there’s a code of conduct that we demand from our movie stars, Jack is the one dude who gets to write his own rules. Jack is 75 years old now – 75 long years of hell-raising, partying, and being generally awesome. At this point, people expect Jack to be having the most fun out of everyone, and at this point, Jack manages to avoid getting in the tabloids. But The Enquirer has a great little “Hey, what’s Jack up to these days?” story, and I just thought I’d share:
At 75, Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson no longer hits the town like he did in his skirt-chasing heyday – instead the party comes to him!
“Jack still goes for wild women, late-night boozefests and gambling – only now everything goes down at his LA estate,” a pal close to Jack told The Enquirer. “Unless it’s for a Lakers game or work, Jack rarely leaves his house. But he’s certainly not retired from the night life. He has all the latest movies sent over, and with his incredible chef and extensive wine cellar, there’s always plenty of food and booze on hand if he’s in the mood for a spontaneous house party!”
Jack still keeps a flock of gorgeous young actresses and model-types on speed-dial.
“Jack refers to them as his ‘lady-friends’,” said the source. “He likes to believe that he’s a ‘mentor’ to these sexy young women, and he covers their rent or car payments if they need it just to make sure they’re available when he wants female company.”
While Jack is embracing his golden years, “that doesn’t mean Jack is slacking off chasing women,” added the source. “Jack may have turned into a homebody, but his version of ‘staying in’ could put younger players to shame! He’s the coolest, AARP card-carrying, stay-at-home bad boy in town!”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I realized that Jack still keeps up with the new crop of attractive starlets when January Jones had the audacity to drop his name in one of her interviews, describing him as “a friend, a mentor, and [someone who] is very protective of” her. Meaning that Jack has probably paid January’s car payments and her rent for a few months and she comes over occasionally and has a few glasses of wine and then they get busy.
Fine, I’ll say it – if Jack invited me to his house, I would go. I would eat the food his fancy chef prepared, I would look through Jack’s extensive art collection (a collection worth hundreds of millions of dollars) and then I would have sex with him. You know why? Because it would be fun.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jack Nicholson
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It would certainly be an experience
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A Viagra fueled experience!
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Some 20 year old has to put his shriveled, rotted from multiple STDs peen in her face for a few hundred bucks? Yuck and blech.
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Some 20 year old has to put his shriveled, rotted from multiple STDs rusted out pipe in her face for a few hundred bucks? Yuck and blech.
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They don’t ‘have’ to.
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Hahaha… Oh Kaiser.
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Jack Nicholson is like the Keith Richards of Hollywood. And I would go to his house too, that will be something to tell to my nephews!
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Hmmm..I was thinking JN is the original Charlie Sheen, with a tad more class of course.
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Jack has way more talent than Sheen.
The original bad-boy of Hollywood was Errol Flynn. The phrase “in like Flynn” would describe Jack’s younger days perfectly.
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Ewwwwwwwwww!
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Exactly. Girl, you don’t want to touch that 75 year old pee pee. He’s been everywhere… Ewww
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I would totally go for it, too. Bring on the amazing art collection, latest movies, incredible chef and extensive wine cellar, Jack. And cover my rent and car payments too, while you’re at it.
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and lots of clothes/shoes…would I sell my soul – hello?! For a little while, only…he won’t be around forever and I could close my eyes while we “made love”…and he could keep doing, “Here’s Johnny!” for me. Actually, I just had a weird flash where I saw him and George’s mother from Seinfeld together. Yikes!
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maybe if I did his hedges like in , “The Shining”, he’d have trouble finding home…
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Jack’s out of shape, which is kind of gross, but if his charm and the way he handled his self made him attractive in person, I’d hit it.
Otherwise, NO WAY!
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Oh, honey. They are working girls. There was a blind about him keeping working girls on his property. Allegedly, he pays for health insurance (nice touch).
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Damn it! I graduated from college and I’m a director at a nonprofit and I still don’t get insurance. *sigh*
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@Lacuna, I graduated from University, and have a job that pays well (but doesn’t cover health insurance). I don’t think I would schtup a 75 year old man for health benefits though. Especially Nicholson. I’d image you NEED health benefits after sleeping with him!
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Well, but at least you don’t have to bang an out of shape 75-year old. No way I would; I just can’t get it up for the oldies.
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@Mortician – hilarious about needed health benefits after! I wish I could say I had a great salary, it’s just decent. *sigh*
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@Ann – I agree about the oldies.
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I honestly hope this story is 100% true. There was a blind item floating around about an aging A lister who was leaving public life due to the onset of dementia. I guessed Jack, and I would be very happy to be wrong.
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Bob Hoskins recently came out and said he was retiring due to the onset of dementia. Shame. Great actor
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What if January’s baby is Jack’s?!! OMG!!
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LOL!!!
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Now THAT is a theory I’ve never heard before!
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Ha! Thats exactly what I was going to write.
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I think baby daddy is Jason Sudekis.
Clark Gable and Gary Cooper finally settled down after years of partying ways. Wonder if Jack will?
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OMG I have such a crush on Clark Gable *-*
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Why doesn’t Lindsay Lohan know him? she finds a sugar daddy according to some tabloids
PS: if January Jones knows him ,it’s what she’s less bland than i thought
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I thought the same about JJ.
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There are definitely stories about Lindsay partying at Jacks house on Mulhollond. I think theres even paparazzi video of her at his gate asking to be let in a few years ago.
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Jack has higher standards than the Cracken.
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Leonardo Dicaprio’s future..
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This is too true.
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Probably, but Jack Nicholson seems much more funnier than Leo, in my opinion Leo will be more like George Clooney, with Victoria’s secret models instead of c-list waitress.
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I think Leo is totally aware of/aspiring to that. And nothing wrong with that, no matter how people feel about Jack’s private life he’s a VERY respected actor.
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Yeah they compare notes at the Lakers games.
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I wish that could be MY future! Seriously, imagine reaching an age and position when you can:
a) stay home (in your amazing mansion) and not work UNLESS you want to.
b) eat the finest things your chef cooks up on your demand.
c) have all the pleasures/entertainments you could dream of, at you request.
d) occasionally have some pretty man coming over to keep you company.
I want that life. Sigh.
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Exactly! Except Jack actually has a personality.
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I love Jack and Id be all over that. We had a high school teacher who referred all lessons to JN movies and looked/acted just like him. All the girls wanted a piece of that.
It is interesting when you look at what happened to Lara Flynn Boyle and Paz Del La Huerta as they were once his lady friends. Wasn’t there a blind about Jack and Lara recently? I dont wanna believe it.
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Ditto. I’d party with Jack. Let me know when you’re going, Kaiser – I’ll give you gas money.
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So funny you mentioned January because people thought it was super odd when she appeared on the cover of Interview a few years back and managed to snag him as the person who interviewed her. It’s interesting…
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I got nothin to say to this but maybe Go Jack? you know he’s a hoot!
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Ew.
Having sex with the world’s most immature 75-year-old is not an appealing prospect!
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This sounds similar to what Hef does, but everyone calls him gross (and rightly so). Why is it okay for jack but not for Hef?
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This is what I thought too.
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Agree!
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You beat me to it. Why is it OK to do Nicholson, but Hef’s a horrible old geezer?
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Jack does it be because he genuinely enjoys it, the other one just by virtue of the past, just to keep the legend up.
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and the fact that he enjoys it makes it OK???
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No but I still can’t grudge him his old man fun. Besides, is he hurting anyone?
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It’s JN’s charm. See Photo Jojo’s comment. Hefner never had any.
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The crazy double standard here! People rip other actors to shreds for dating younger women, and then usually they are still good looking actors. Lots of commenter’s hate an actor for ever if they even mention polanski in a neutral or positive way, and he gets a pass?
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Sounds like he’s enjoying his semi-retirement.
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I met him when he was filming About Schmidt in my neighborhood in Omaha. He was incredibly charming, and sexy, and oh so cool – everything you’d imagine Jack Nicholson to be. And yes Kaiser, I agree with you wholeheartedly – I would hit it, and hit it hard.
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Not too hard though you might break a hip.
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Ewww, no thanks.
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You are delusional. Would you want your daughter over there trading bj’s for car payments?
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I used to mock Jack in his younger “shades at thew Oscars” heyday. Now I’ve grown up (but apparently he still hasn’t) and I think that he’s pretty cool. Wht a talented actor. If I were an actress, I’d want to be in one of his movies.
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I doubt old man Jack even has a sex drive these days. It must be inertia.
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my grandfather is younger than him. so, no thanks.
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Oh yeah, I’d hit it. And whoever said this is Leo’s future- PUH LEASE! Leo couldn’t dream of being as cool as Jack.
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Jack couldn’t dream of being as hot as Leo so they’r even.
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He is disgusting now and always has been.
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I’ve definitely noticed Jack’s absence at the Oscars, and he seems to have been replaced in that respect by George Clooney (as in, the mega-actor in the audience with the devil-may-care attitude who seems to get involved -from his seat- with the proceedings onstage). Lol
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I admit it: I would hit it too. I am sure he is a hoot. Then I would shower for a month, but what the hell. I hear he is charming and funny. He is in my doable older guy club with Jean Reno.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t even peek into Clooney’s pants to save the species.
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I hope he doesn’t say Heeeere’s Johnny
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Why does no one say “all that and a bag of chips” anymore? Is it because chips are unhealthy? If that’s the case, “all that and a bag of pirates booty”. Also, I miss rad. Jack is rad.
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I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. He has a love/hate relationship with women because of his early family life, and I think it’s pathetic when men have to have young women around. Not healthy.
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Some Night Geometry and I would bring my own ping pong paddle for dessert. Hell Yes!! If I was invited I would go with no bells on… he is The Master.
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Jackie boy over here!!
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Love him.
But those nasty rumors never went away. Only he knows..
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Old depraved Hollywood. I want his life.
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I’d probably go to Jack’s house if I was in the mood to be degraded and treated like a non-human sex toy or accessory for his lifestyle. Although, typically I prefer to enjoy the company of men who see me as a full-fledged human being with thoughts, feelings and autonomy.
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This is not new behavior for Jack. His guy friends come over too. A couple of girls I knew from BH High were regular party guests at Jack’s for 2-3 years right after graduation. Lots of free blow too. That was 15 years ago.
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I would love to go over there just to turn him down. He’s an actor, that so doesn’t impress me.
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I would go, but bring a friend who thinks he’s sexy. She can do him, and I can enjoy all the rest. Maybe hook up with the chef. I’m not attracted to men that player-ish, regardless of age.
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He’s senior. He’s retired. He’s rich. He’s Jack brilliant-fkng-actor Nicholson! What!
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He’s old enough to know that he’s going to have to pay for what he wants at this point.
If there’s someone who wants to be paid for it, it’s fine with me. Not sure why this is a story. Old guys pay for this stuff all the time.
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Wouldn’t expect Jack to be a good boy! Ever.
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damn … 75 years old.
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I used to be his biggest fan but then I began to find out a lot of things about him….
Remember It was in his house that Polanski raped and sodomized the 12 year old girl while she begged him to stop for 2 hours. Jack was in the house the whole time and knew about it all. He’s not as cool as he seems.
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I heard almost the same thing, except JN was on location filming. But his girlfriend Anjelica Huston WAS in the home when the rape occurred, and even asked Polanski why the girl had “an attitude” when she left.
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Hahahaha… Drinking my wine while reading this thread, priceless!
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Jack is who George Clooney wants to be.
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Eww Berlusconi meet Jack! And January Jones? I hope this isn’t true. I like her as an actress. I don’t think she’d stoop to this.
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The January Jones quote has me wondering…
Maybe Jack is the mystery father of January Jone’s baby?
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Well… it is biologically imposssible!
Men’s fertility begins to decline at 35 and go downhill in their fifties as they go through androposis, at 52/55 it is for 99% of them over and at 65 it is for 100%
at 75 grandpa’ jack’s “magic” fluid must had been turn into a very outdated rancid powder…
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That may be how things generally are, but it is not always so. There are lots of cases of men having babies in their 70′s and beyond.
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Straight up, Kaiser…straight up.
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I might have gone to JNs house about the time when he did the Shining, but now he is just too…not old, just…I don’t know. Done?
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