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These are some new photos of Alex Skarsgard in Berlin, Germany yesterday. This is how the event is described by WENN: “Alexander Skarsgard at a secret blogger launch event for the new Calvin Klein fragrance ‘Encounter’ at Soho House.” A secret blogger launch event? Sounds suspicious. Sounds like an excuse for Alex Skarsgard to bang bloggers against a bookcase. Right? And all I can think is… why wasn’t I invited to the Blogger Bang? But yes, Alex is the face of Calvin Klein “Encounter”. If your man wears it, he will magically turn into an icy Viking who will drive through a hurricane to bang you against a window. TRUTH.
In other Skars-news, Alex loves the smell of sausages. True story: when I first glanced through these quotes, I read it as “snausages” – you know, those fake sausages that you give to your dog? It’s funnier if you read it as “snausages”.
Alex on his favorite scent: “Well, I have one that’s pretty odd. I grew up in south Stockholm, and it used to be a working class neighborhood. It’s become trendy but not when I was growing up. There was this sausage factory a block away from my childhood apartment. It didn’t smell nice, like chorizo or something, it was pretty foul. Just nasty. But that smell reminds me so much of my childhood, because every morning when I was going to school I would smell that. So if I ever find myself near a sausage factory, I like it. It reminds me of my childhood.”
Alex on his least favorite scent: “I don’t like those artificial air fresheners. They just smell so fake. It’s too much. I know that it’s weird to say that you don’t like the smell of those but like the smell of sausage.”
So, basically, if you want Alex to bang you on a bookcase, you need to dab some snausages behind your ears. For real! And don’t buy those fake air fresheners. Let the smell of snausages permeate through your home, so that when Alex comes to bang you, he will feel at home.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Alex Skarsgard
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off to slaughter a pig. bbl.
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Yep. There went the drink.
So this means I’ll have to tie up the hog before I hogtie him, and climb him like a tree. Wait. I’m confused.
Oh, and that suit/shirt combo he’s wearing? It’s doing wonderful things for him or he’s doing wonderful things for it. Either way…le sigh!
Snausages. *snickers*
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Good to know….I would douse myself in sausage to get some of that!
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Seeking out the nearest charcuterie.
IMMEDIATELY.
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He has receding hairline.
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Which only shows more of his glorious, gorgeous forehead.
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+10!
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There is nothing gorgeous about his forehead.
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I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH!!!
but why is his nose always red? sunburn, maybe?
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Or the drank.
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Hahahahhaha
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Have the same problem with him that I have with Hollywood telling us moderately attractive actresses are gorgeous. Skarsgard is skinny, pale and sickly looking. THIS is who you want me to buy as sexy? And the fact that he likes sausage, well, that doesn’t bode well for any woman.
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He is so hot !!! yummy!!
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Febreeze, air fresheners, scented candles ,etc. are all highly toxic to humans and pets. Good for him for not liking the smell.
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The vast majority of swedes aren’t in to those things. I can’t even remember the last time I saw an air freshener!!
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I don’t like too, the smell is too strong, I can’t event stand places like Sephora you can smell all the parfumes from the outside.
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He’s looking a bit skinny here, so he could come to my house and I could cook sausage for him. And then feed it to him. While he’s not wearing clothes.
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^ +6.8 million
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Yum
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So funny.
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Well we did just get a whole hog strait from the farm by way of the butcher so I have plenty of eude de sausage to dab on.
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Reminds me of my favorite Tania Sanchez quote: ” The question that women casually shopping for perfume ask more than any other is this: “What scent drives men wild?” After years of intense research, we know the definitive answer. It is bacon. Now, on to the far more interesting subject of perfume.”
Haha. Men, in general, seem to like food smells. I would be far more willing to walk around smelling like Cinnabun than sausage, however.
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You’d be wanting to use this stuff then: http://www.beautyhabit.com/product3043.html which smells good enough to eat!
That said, we know he’s a beer guy and he mentioned recently that he likes the smell of citrus on a woman, so maybe a dab of Corona with Lime might be just as effective.
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Oh, that sounds good enough to eat! I’ll have TP check it out.
I’ll have to draw the line at corona, lol. My yuzu rouge w/citrus+tea is pretty yummy though.
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Sorry, but I can’t get past his dopey smile to see the sexy.
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His bulbous red nose is giving me squidward vibes. He looks a lot better with makeup on…
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Squidward vibes! Omfg. Cannot unsee! Cannot unsee! XD
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Hmmm I think there’s something weird with his face.
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Love him!
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HAHAHA OMG this entire thing made me choke on my lunch!
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Yum <3
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He has never done anything for me – I think I have a bigger crush on his dad – but the sausage comment moves him up a few notches.
Secret Blogger Bangs needs to become an industry trend.
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Actually, in these pictures he looks like he got sunburned in a tanning bed, as the area around his eyes are normal and everything else is red, including his neck.
Sausages.. just ewww. But at least something different and original… >.<
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