Ain’t no drama like a crack drama. And ain’t no crack drama like a crack mama drama. Which is exactly what we’ve got on our hands at this point. TMZ reports that Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan (Mother Crackhead and her Cracken daughter) got into some kind of violent altercation last night/this morning. They were clubbing together (HOW SHOCKING!) at the Electric Room in NYC, and they started arguing in the car on the way home. The argument “escalated” when they got home, and… well, it got really, really crackie:
Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina were in a blowout, violent fight early this morning, that ended in a 911 call with cops rushing to the scene … TMZ has learned.
It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. Our photog says they left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island.
Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when they got home. We’re told it became physical with Lindsay sustaining a cut on her leg. We’re also told there was property damage — including a broken bracelet of Lindsay’s — that occurred during the scuffle.
Cops are still on scene.
TMZ has a photo of Lindsay with a random clubgoer, which was taken before the fight started … at Electric Room, the nightclub inside the Dream Downtown — the hotel where Lindsay allegedly hit a dude while pulling into the garage.
6:11AM PDT — We’re told the 911 call was a domestic violence call. Sources say in one of the 911 calls to cops … the caller said Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver.
6:26 AM PDT — Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops took a Domestic Incident Report but no arrests were made.
Oh, GAWD. This is only funny when you think of how Steve Honig/Dina Lohan is going to play it. No, that’s not true. It’s funny in general. I’ll admit it, I’m laughing right now, as I’m typing. I’m just imagining how f—king cracked-out that argument was, with Dina on a mixture of alcohol and pills, and Lindsay all coked up, and what is there to fight about? Money? Prostitution? Ali’s mysterious South Korean trip? And of course Lindsay claimed she was being “held against her will.” What did Dina do, put a bag over Lindsay’s head? “OMG I’M TRAPPED! KIDNAPPING!!!” And so the crack-enabler becomes the crack assailant. Such is the crackie circle of life.
Anyway, I’ll update if there’s more information. This should be good.
UPDATE: Per TMZ: “Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … Dina was “wasted” at the nightclub. We’re told the fight started when Lindsay wanted to take her limo to her NYC hotel, but Dina wanted to take it to her home in Long Island, to avoid paying for a taxi. Somehow Dina prevailed, over the intense protests of her daughter. We’re told Dina scratched Lindsay’s leg in the process.” That’s the “violent altercation”? A scratch on LL’s leg? I can’t wait to hear what Steve Honig has to say.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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