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Ain’t no drama like a crack drama. And ain’t no crack drama like a crack mama drama. Which is exactly what we’ve got on our hands at this point. TMZ reports that Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan (Mother Crackhead and her Cracken daughter) got into some kind of violent altercation last night/this morning. They were clubbing together (HOW SHOCKING!) at the Electric Room in NYC, and they started arguing in the car on the way home. The argument “escalated” when they got home, and… well, it got really, really crackie:
Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina were in a blowout, violent fight early this morning, that ended in a 911 call with cops rushing to the scene … TMZ has learned.
It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. Our photog says they left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island.
Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when they got home. We’re told it became physical with Lindsay sustaining a cut on her leg. We’re also told there was property damage — including a broken bracelet of Lindsay’s — that occurred during the scuffle.
Cops are still on scene.
TMZ has a photo of Lindsay with a random clubgoer, which was taken before the fight started … at Electric Room, the nightclub inside the Dream Downtown — the hotel where Lindsay allegedly hit a dude while pulling into the garage.
6:11AM PDT — We’re told the 911 call was a domestic violence call. Sources say in one of the 911 calls to cops … the caller said Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver.
6:26 AM PDT — Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops took a Domestic Incident Report but no arrests were made.
Oh, GAWD. This is only funny when you think of how Steve Honig/Dina Lohan is going to play it. No, that’s not true. It’s funny in general. I’ll admit it, I’m laughing right now, as I’m typing. I’m just imagining how f—king cracked-out that argument was, with Dina on a mixture of alcohol and pills, and Lindsay all coked up, and what is there to fight about? Money? Prostitution? Ali’s mysterious South Korean trip? And of course Lindsay claimed she was being “held against her will.” What did Dina do, put a bag over Lindsay’s head? “OMG I’M TRAPPED! KIDNAPPING!!!” And so the crack-enabler becomes the crack assailant. Such is the crackie circle of life.
Anyway, I’ll update if there’s more information. This should be good.
UPDATE: Per TMZ: “Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … Dina was “wasted” at the nightclub. We’re told the fight started when Lindsay wanted to take her limo to her NYC hotel, but Dina wanted to take it to her home in Long Island, to avoid paying for a taxi. Somehow Dina prevailed, over the intense protests of her daughter. We’re told Dina scratched Lindsay’s leg in the process.” That’s the “violent altercation”? A scratch on LL’s leg? I can’t wait to hear what Steve Honig has to say.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Assaults, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
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This is the same Dina who never parties with het daughter but only goes to the club to check out the enablers. Lol!
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lolz I see where Linds gets her pathological lying from. I am actually happy to hear this! I hope Lindsay continues fighting with her. Getting as far away from this leech parasite of a mom maybe a GOOD thing for her. With parents like these who needs enemies?
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The REALLY interesting thing is that this hotel – Dream – where Lilo gets into all her crackie shenanigans, is owned by none other than … wait for it … wait for it … VIKRAM CHATWAL.
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Ah, yes, good ole Vik. Someone should really charge him with aiding and abetting a crackhead.
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‘Crackie enabler’ should definitely be an actual title on a rap sheet
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ha ha.. Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Jer-ry this is what they remind me of and how pathetic they’ve become..
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Even Jerry is too good for them…Steve- Steve (wasn’t that’s one of his guards that got his busted show for like 5 minutes? Lol
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The Steve Wilkos Show
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They’ll have to go back to Dr Phil for group crackie counselling. They would too, no doubt, for another 50 grand.
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Maybe they are auditioning for Bad Girls Club, Celebrity Edition.
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ha, I tried watching that show once and then realized there was no point to it, no one won anything and everyone was just a-holes.
And I didn’t realize Jerry’s security guy had a show Green Eyes-so it’s worse than Jerry then? that’s hard to believe.
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“They were clubbing together…” You must be mistaken. Dina Lohan doesn’t party with her daughter, remember?
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^ THIS!! ^
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and her daughter is a homebody-they clearly are the victims of mistaken identity!
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This is all a fabrication designed to tear Lindsay down because she’s doing so great, of course.
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Watch out when crackheads collide!
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I don’t think I can handle anymore.
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Oh you can and you will!!!
Seriously, I wish I wasn’t in the middle of a cross country drive. I will have to check on the epic crack drama tonight with a tropical drink on the beach. Carry on, ladies!
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Wha? What beach? What kind of tropical drink?
Enquiring Crackenistas want to know!
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Wanna trade lives, OTiff?
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I’m trying to envision what a Dina Daiquiri would be concocted with… clearly we know what would be substitute for in place of the whipped cream.
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@OTiff –
The leaves are falling off trees and you’re headed to a beach.
Yes. I’m jealous.
Where’s the troupe heading this time?
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It was only a matter of time really. Too bad they weren’t fighting because her family was staging an intervention.
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There is more about this on ROL. Lindsey allegedly wanted to go to rehab?, Dina flipped over that idea, LL called her Dad for help . . . he is saying ” see, see, see, this is what I’ve been saying about Dina all along (she is the problem), but then of course he had to blab it all over the tabloids. Is LL actually getting a clue? Way too premature to speculate about that!
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This is directly from ROL: “Lindsay told her mother that she needs to go to rehab, and that did not sit will with her.” Lindsay doesn’t want to go to rehab, she wants her mother to go.
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I call BS on this story. After all, Dina DOES NOT PARTY WITH HER DAUGHTER!!!! EVER! The media is just using them. Bad media, bad.
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I think you’re right. The media just wants to use them to get five minutes of fame and a payday!
Move that media! I’m Lindsay Lohan!
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HA!!! Brilliant
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Total BS! Lindsay doesn’t drink or go to clubs! This source is trying to defame and sully the Lohan name! hahaha
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Oxygen thieves.
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Yup. Both of them a complete waste of air, space and time.
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Flesh wastes.
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Cruelty, just to be smart.
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I dont usually feel ANY amount of sympathy for LL but for some reason this particular incident just makes me sad. I think it makes me realize just how little luck LL had with her terrible parents. I’m not making excuses for all of LL past behavior, but seriously this girl NEVER had a chance and will never turn herself around if her parents are a part of her life at all. I can’t bring myself to laugh at this incident of crack drama.
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I agree.
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Agree. I dont think the story is funny at all. I feel like if she had a stable family then maybe she would/could turned her life around. Shes never going to get better. If this girl is around in 10 years, I will be shocked
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If she’s around in ten years I see he life mirroring Dana Plato’s
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I do feel the same. It’s so sordid and just pathetic.
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I don’t mean to sound harsh but I feel like there was a window of time where she could have orchestrated a comeback but that window is closed now and at this point we’re just waiting for the inevitable.
It is sad and rather scary.
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I agree Kitten. A couple of years ago she could have pulled it together and had a serious comeback. Now her brain is fried from drugs and so are her looks. Drugs, boozing, and plastic surgery have ruined her and I don’t think there are many people out there now who can look past all that and see any kind of potential anyymore. What a waste of a good future. Makes me mad because so many people would LOVE to have had the opportunities she pissed away.
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Lots of adults who were raised in unstable situations decide all on their own to clean up and live a decent life. Lots of them cut their toxic parents out of their lives and build new, healthy relationships with other, healthy people. We are not doomed forever by the choices of our parents–we have the power to change our own course. The judges have tried repeatedly to force her into therapy and rehab in an effort to help her do just that, but she rejects every opportunity.
Lindsay doesn’t get a forever pass to assholery because her parents suck. SHE sucks, too.
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Thank you. I agree 100%. Very well said.
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Unfortunately, some people don’t have the wherewithal to do those things. Lindsay definitely (?) doesn’t. I feel bad for them. There’s just nothing to do but shake my head. Will they ever be happy? Will they ever be stable and productive?
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Yes and No. I don’t think you can automatically fault Lindsay because some people can overcome bad circumstances and other people can’t.
Both my parents grew up in highly abusive households and both overcame their circumstances to raise happy, healthy children. That being said, I think it’s just their nature to persevere-they were just born like that.
I don’t think it’s simply a matter of empowerment and taking charge of your life, some people just lack the basic coping mechanism to deal with life’s sh*t.
None of this excuses Lindsay’s behavior, but I think we need to remember that she likely wouldn’t be this way if her parents didn’t fail her. When you bring a child into this world, you have a fundamental responsibility to do everything in your power to raise her correctly. Dina and Michael ultimately didn’t fulfill their end of the deal.
That being said, Lindsay is still a complete mess who doesn’t appear to have any intention to change. As I stated above, I really feel like she’s a lost cause at this point b/c you can’t help someone that doesn’t want to help herself.
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Extremely well said and very true. I read a short piece in NY Mag’s Cut a few weeks ago that put me off all gossip for a while. The dude whose room Lindsay was crashing in during the W fiasco told an interviewer that she is actually a ‘sweet, terribly misunderstood girl.’ I found that WTF info confusing; it’s not like it’s unheard of for the media to do a fun-mirror job on celebs. But then, common sense prevailed: she’s a terrible person surrounded by hideous people. I wish a mall would fall on the both of these LI trash-witches.
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I’m not implying that we should be giving LL a pass at all. She has had every opportunity to get herself cleaned up and straightened out. I’m just saying I find it incredibly sad, not funny, at this point.
LL does suck tremendously, but her parents suck more.
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Agree. Most people would take the multiple arrests, rehab, etc. and think. “Hmmm. Maybe I should change something in my life?.” Not LL. She’s constantly in denial. No sympathy whatsoever. Just my opinion.
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Well said!
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I agree Boo, 100%! She has had so many opportunities away from her family in various rehab and treatment facilities. She could have chosen a different path for herself, used the many sponsors that were there for her. Instead of taking responsibility for her actions, she chose the excuses that her family regularly lays out for her.
If she had the courage to accept her past behavior, she could have moved forward. And let’s not forget the many people she has not only victimized with violence/hijacking cars/running over people/stealing from them…but she has also falsely accused people of committing crimes against her. She has done so many things that are beyond the pale.
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I agree not a funny story…my personal belief is that Lindsay is a bad egg having inherited the sociopathic traits of BOTH of her parents and she’s been so hardened by traumatic events as well as spoiled by the Hollywood lifestyle that she literally has no conscience and is beyond help. I think she knows how to manipulate people to sympathise with her but she is capable of doing horrible things. I honestly think she’ll end up in prison for doing something she can’t talk her way out of.
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Agree 100% with everything apart from prison as she prob OD or die of organ failure in the not too distant future.
Tho she is a vile human being at this point I wouldnt wish a premature death on her but she is way way past overcoming herself & addictions. Its not going to have a happy ending…
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^This. The two of them holding on to each other wasted out of their gourdes while trying to look hot. It’s so illustrative of everything that is missing in their lives.
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Yep, I agree with the posters who call this sad. It IS hopelessly sad and pathetic. One story about this today (maybe in Radar? I can’t recall for certain) reports that Lindsay had given her “mother” (can’t quite manage to say that straight) $40,000 last night and then at some point Lindsay wanted the money back but Dina refused and they got into a tussle over the $40K. If true, it just makes the whole thing that much more pathetic. Gotta agree that the Lohan kids, no matter how disgusting any of them have turned out or may yet turn out, never had a bloody chance.
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I agree. There’s really nothing funny about this incident. It’s just very, very sad.
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Addiction is rampant in that seedily dysfunctional family and it’s spiralling.
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So FUNNY! Thank you I needed that laugh out loud as work is grinding me down today!
Cant wait to read more about this!!! ^_^
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You and me both! These crack shenanigans is giving a dull work day some life.
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This is a tragedy. If they were fighting each other, it is almost certain that some brave hair extensions and weave pieces probably had to sacrifice themselves in the name of cracked-out violence. Never forget. Possibly also some courageous acrylic nails too…
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hahahahahahahaha
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At this point I don’t see any hope for Lindsay, absolutley none. She never stood a chance with a mother like that.
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How bad is it that the VERY TOP PHOTO I could easily see Palin in a blonde wig w/ her “NEW Look”??
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Oh and Palin preaching ” now Lindsay.. You can put Coke up your nose all you want.. Your still a Crackie… Put your skanky lipstick on a pig..it’s still a pig in skankie crackie’s lipstick”. Then Dina and Sarah skip off and compare how one’s daughter doesn’t do drugs and the others the Virgin Mary incarnate.
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Word.
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ahahaahahahahhahahahaahahhahaha.
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Think Dina tried to pound the officer when charges weren’t pressed? The only one I feel sorry for is the owner of the bracelet.
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because you know the bracelet doesn’t belong to either one of them, probably a 5 finger discount for lindsay…
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LOL I had the exact same thought about the bracelet!
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You stole my thunder ! I was going to say..” who’s bracelet ?”. Instead I’ll say, Dina musta said to the police,” look at you with your little badge and your little shoes”. Lolz
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I don’t comment on LL stories but have to be honest.
I do find it odd the way TMZ covers Lindsay Lohan at this point.
IMO it seems to be some form of gleeful ‘deathwatch’ and they are dying (pun intended) to be the first to get/cover the exclusive. Despicable
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check out the pic TMZ posted of Lindsay at the club — she is kissing someone and her trout pout is AMAZING!!
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And the crackie plot thickens dunt dunt dunt. I cant wait to see how this crack drama plays out. Hopefully lindsay gets smart and tells her mom to f off but we all know thats not going to happen wishfull thinking. Is it me or is her mom holding on to her a little too closely and inappropriate for a mother daughter hug it looks too weird.
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I think pretty much everything about this mother-daughter relationship is inappropriate.
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I thought Dina didn’t club with her daughter…hmmm…
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My fiance and I compliment each other Dina-style all the time now.
“Aw babe you look so good….in your little tie and your little shoes. Can we pound that?”
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D: The two guys in the bathroom must have given you something! Gimme!
L: No! They were just friends! That’s my money!
D: I get 30%, just like Kris K!
L: Get away from my handbag! It’s for new knees!
SFX: (slappity slap slap push hair-pull slap)
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LMAO! THIS, however, is hilarious. You should write plays, Liberty!
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I know. I spit my cracktini all over my keyboard !!
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haha let’s all get together and do a meaningful Lifetime drama for the Cracken and her mama!
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Skipper (The Dong Magnet) – Party foul! Alcohol abuse! No wasting the cracktinis!
I think I’d actually watch that, Liberty. We could do it Ad Lib-style, with each of us adding an act. What do you think?
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@Bella — I love it!
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New knees! That’s great.
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They were fighting over who got the last crack rock.
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My guess is that neither of these two will remember this incident when they wake up today at 4pm.
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Yes! And they’ll BOTH deny it……
They weren’t even at that club! Dina was home taking care of her other children while watching videos of her starring roles as a dancer on Broadway and writing a book on parenting.
Lindsay was rehearsing for her latest role as Elizabeth Taylor because she can’t remember that it’s already wrapped.
Neither of them were anywhere near anywhere anyone says they were.
They understand that journalists and the police force have to make a living but they are both just children and it’s not fair to treat them like this.
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Very funny.
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Lol! Linds just threw her mom under the bus! “Sources close to Lindsay” say Dina was wasted and actin’ a fool!
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Lindsay is so white trash she’s too trashy and stupid to know when you’re trying to rehabilitate your career you hide this kind of stuff, not call the police. Of course, not being at clubs to four is nit an option for Lindsay.
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This is how it went down. Lindsey needed to get to her hotel to get more drugs/see a john/BOTH…AND Dina needed to get to Long Island to get more drugs/see a john/BOTH!
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Just cheap trash, both of them.
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Cracktini time..\_/\_/\_/ make mine a double
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dina looks like she’s hanging on to Lindsay for dear life; like she’s about to fall. I wonder what their family Christmases are like!
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White Trach Crackabillies. That’s all.
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*Trash
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You were right the first time too. With the way Lindsey smokes, she’ll most definitely end up with a tracheotomy.
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oh GAWD, does it eva stop???
no, damn cracktivities!
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Of course it’s a violent altercation. This is the person who managed with the task of getting strangled without getting bruises!
who’s gonna sue who? It’s probably the drivers fault.
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I’m surprised Michael Lohan hasn’t commented on this mess yet.
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It’s still early – he probably doesn’t regain consciousness for another couple of hours.
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Oh, he has. He’s given/sold a tape of a phone call with Lindsay during the fight to TMZ.
Lindsay says Dina’s on coke. I’m just positive Lindsay wasn’t . . . . . . .
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Radar just posted that the fight was about $40,000.00 that LL gave to Dina and then wanted it back but Dina wouldnt, hence the brawl.
Vikram must have kept her busy for the night to pay for the shoes and 40K.
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I think that’s it’s also fair to add that IF Dina pulled Lindsay’s hair, slapped her face or scratched her leg, she actually thought it was her own hair, face and leg.
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@Kaiser, thank you for today’s crackie laugh-fest!
Get your drink mixers going, ladies, it’s time for a big round of cracktinis.
And on a serious note, if they were fighting and driving, it’s lucky no one was killed.
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I’ve already had two. Seriously.
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Izzy, Hit me!! (with a cracktini) No, I think they were in a limo (someone else’s, natch) so HOPEFULLY there was a driver.
Can you imagine Blohan behind the wheel of a limo?!?
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mother and daughter tag team. put em in a ring and let em beat on each other. Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
June Boo Boo is raising her cup to you both this morning. I love it.
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What I don’t get is that if Lindsay is as broke as everyone says she is, why the F is she staying in a hotel and not in her mother’s home??? That creepy shady Vikram character must be putting her up in her hotel. Also, I was in New York a few months ago and was considering staying at the Dream hotel. Read some reviews on it and heard it was a real huge party place. Glad I decided NOT to stay there in the end.
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This would have NEVER happened if Lindsay were living in New Yo……oh wait.
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Hahahahahaha that’s what I was thinking. I’m sure this was just a serious case of Dina doing enabler checking gone wrong!!
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Very nice!
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These two are just a joke. I bet they were both wasted out of their gourds. I can bet Lindsay will be joining the 27 Club.
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How do these people not get f*cking tired of clubs? I’m not a club person myself so I’m not in the best position to judge, but damn, go camping or something. Go to a museum. Read a book.
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THe most important question is “Was “Lindsay’s Bracelet” hers or stole? Who gives a shit about a scratch.
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At some point, the police departments across America should get together and send Lindsay a bill. It’s ridiculous how many resources have been wasted on her shenanigans.
Aside from that, I’m in the “this is funny” club.
And no, if she dies, I won’t feel guilty because I laughed now. I hope she straightens out, but unlike most people, she’s got the resources with which to improve her life, and she prefers to spend them on other things. She keeps getting chances with jobs that most actors would kill for (over 90% of actors are unemployed). She’s not some sad drug addict, living in an alley, dumpster diving for her dinner. She loves the attention, so I’m going to keep laughing.
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I thought the crackheads indicated it was Michael that was violent…lol
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In tmz’s pic of Lindsay with the “club goer” it looks like she’s wearing real hair – extensions went bye bye ? Her hair is noticeably thinner and much shorter.
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Cracked out trash alert!
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I dont know if this is funny or sad. When will it be enough for us to say ‘OK…this is dangerous.’
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We’ve been saying “This is dangerous” for YEARS now. Unfortunately, no one in an official capacity seems to be on the same page.
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It was just a matter of time before the worm turned… maybe they were doing tequila shots. I’m pouring the cracktinis in celebration of the final meltdown.
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Meanwhile the other three kids, Michael Jr., Ali and Cory (?) have zero parenting. Dina’s too busy trying to be Lindsay and Michael’s too busy being a lying douche.
So I feel sorry for the youngest three kids, but the rest of them – totally lost cause.
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Radar is saying that the fight was over money.
From Michael K @ DListed:
UPDATE: Some source tells Radar that White Oprah and LiLo got into a tussle over money. LiLo gave White Oprah $40,000 after partying in the club and during their road home she decided she wanted it back
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What the hell is wrong with LL? She calls 911 for everything!
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TMZ just put up the audio — it sounds like Dina called the cops, not Lindsay. Lindsay called her dad. The tape is even more awful than you think it’s going to be. The level of dysfunction is so high in that family that it’s a miracle Lindsay is even still alive. Both parents are very, very sick, toxic people and she’s right in the very middle of their sick issues — they can’t see that she’s even worse off than they are, they both just use her. It’s sooooooo sad, really.
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Dead-on, Nan. The poor girl never had a chance – not with these two for parents.
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Lindsay just announced that the Police Department are officialy her new publicists.
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I think Blohan’s under the impression that 911 is for summoning her personal security service, and pulling a fire alarm is like pushing a panic button.
She seriously needs to be billed for this shit. I mean, even in Cali if you cause a wildfire, they bill you for fighting it. People have been tried and found guilty, and restitution has been ordered. It’s definitely not unheard of.
I realise this is a foreign concept to LA, seeing as she’s “famous” (notorious, more like) and they’ve let her slide on EVERY. SINGLE. THING.
But come on, NY!!!!!!!
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Why does she always get “scratched” in every fight? She accused Bella of that too.
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Hey! I never touched her!
(get it?)
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You know, next to Dina, Lindsay doesn’t look totally and completely horrible. Maybe that’s what she’s going for?
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Well, at least they’ve moved on to attacking each other instead of other people.
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Wanted to take a LIMO to her hotel but her drunken parent wanted to weasel more cash and prizes out of her in some liquor/coke fueled hallucinatory state where normal mothers don’t actually go to bars and drink with their alcoholic 7 times rehabed adult daughter, begging the question – why is Lindsay even going out with her mother, is it she has to because she has no friends so she LUNG EILANDS family to bars now so she doesn’t look like the friendless loser she is?
You can kind of put this whole grifter addict sh-t together in one sentence, a long sentence but unless that scratch turns into the flesh eating disease, this story is about aging alcoholic crackheads who do retarded sh-t like this and will continue to do so. Such a Lifetime movie cliche, but in Lohandland no one ever gets better.
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Well, the cops came and it turned out that any potential charges were obsolete, because it’s NY state, after all.
Their phones were inept, so it was up to Milo to phone it in to cops and record it for TMZ.
When Dr. Phil read about this he got hard and invited Dr Drew and Milo to a circle jerk.
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Wait, wait, wait … If Lindsay is staying at The Dream Hotel and The Electric Room is the hotel’s club …why did Lindsay need her limo in the first place??? I do not understand …
Anyhoo
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Good pick up, I totally missed that. So she could have just walked (OK been carried) to her room, negating the fight over the limo story. The plot thickens…
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I can’t imagine Dina on the dance floor. I can picture the aftermath though – a pile of cosmo-colored vomit, errant fake nails, a tangled weave in the corner, and control-top underpants stuffed between the sofa cushions.
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Hahaha, now THAT’S funny…
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This has GOT to be a joke!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/lindsay-lohan-mom-dina-fight-rehab
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Lindsay knows best. Of course she’s telling WO to go to rehab – she knows exactly what other people should be doing. She even Twitter advises President Obama.
Oh god, horrid thought, but I’d probably actually watch the crackie wreck if she ended up getting her own ‘Lindsay Knows Best’ advice chat show.
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First time I read this, I thought it said they were clubbing EACH OTHER. So disappointed to read the comments and find I was wrong…
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god, just listened to Lindsay’s phone call to her dad on TMZ – jaysus that is one f*cked up family…
I even started to feel for Lindsay (unheard of) as so transparent that her dad was just using the conversation to get dirt on Dina so he could release it and carry on with his vendetta. Lohan seniors are f’ing disgraceful people
Lindsay is giving Dina 40K???? Jaysus, Lindsay and her ‘mum’ had a physical fight after being drugged upt o the eyeballs…
Not excusing Lindsay but JC, she really really didn’t stand a chance..ever
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I just went and listened to, after reading your comment. That call is really upsetting. And yes, I do find myself feeling horrible for Lindsay. She’s not a sympathetic figure or even a nice person, it seems, but everything about her last few years make sense when you consider how these two adults completely warped and sickened her mind from a young age.
(doesn’t negate personal responsibility, yada yada, but holy heck, that call audio really brings home just how far gone the whole family is.)
Very, very sad.
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What is she doing calling her dad when she is fighting with her mom? She knows they hate each othe — sounds to me like she was just being her usual drama queen self. She is now quoted as saying she “didn’t feel safe at all” in the car with her mom…and a driver. Seriously – she’s hysterical for why? She actually thought her mom, on the way to her house, was jeopardizing her safety? After hearing her words, for once, and not a printed statement of events, does anyone wonder why her life is an utter nightmare? She is extremely immature and hysterical… I mean suffering from ACTUAL hysteria…what should have been just a fight with mom (which happens to everyone) turned into a sobbing plea for help (from what? What was dad supposed to do for her, really?).
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Seen – those are all super-valid points. But that’s what’s so sad — ALL of this is incredibly messed up. Down to the part where Lindsay is in a limo at 4AM, essentially calling Daddy to tattle on Mommy. They are all stuck in this incredibly toxic, unhealthy pattern. She has been stuck between this two disgusting people her entire life and taught and rewarded to play them off one another.
I guess I’m sad for her because she had a chance at the start of life. They raised her; she didn’t have to be like this. Two disgusting, messed up people have created an entitled, messed up monster.
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Where is Madisyn when we need her??
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Dunno Bess, but I’m here.
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I on the other hand think Lindsay and Micheal have just thrown Dina under a whole damn fleet of buses for money and media coverage….I two listene to that excellent crystal clear on Micheals end tape…..and it sounds as phoney as can be…old Lindsay is coked out of her mind without a doubt but if Dina is ranting and attacking Lindsay you don’t hear a peep out of her…and if Lindsay is in the front seat unless she was hanging her legs over the back of the front seat How did Dina scatch her… and With all her ranting and screaming she was being kidnapped you hear nothing, no protests of “no you are not” coming from Dina or the driver only Lindsay ranting away…..and the driver actually sounds bored when he gets on the phone….not upset that his client has just accused him of kidnapping her but damn well bored !!!!! Micheal is the one egging her on about kidnapping, tell her to call for help , instigating her on and on and on…Never once does he say “Calm down” or ask to speak to Dina or anything….just Lindsay ranting out of her cokeout mind…. that is pure …BULLSHYT !! LOhan Inc STyle…
Ain’t buying it NOT ONE WORD OF IT>>>> …..but at least Lindsay now has enough money to get to LA for her “work ” she made sure to mention three times in the call……HUMMMMMMMMMMM!! YEP ! BULLSHYT !!!
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I agree. Lindsey has accused innocent people of awful things so MANY times! Theft, assault, being out to get her, etc. Why would people think that all of a sudden she would tell the truth?
Does anyone really think the limo driver was in a cahoots with her mom to kidnap her? PLEASE. Lindsey is just as vile as her parents. She is far past 18, she has had many chances to chose another path for herself.
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Yeah, I dunno. Whole thing still seems sketchy to me. The whole family has a history of lying and cheating and not paying for things — I think they’re basically white trash grifters — and I think that’s the end game here. This is all cooked up strategy to avoid paying for something or to draw off attention or to change the story about them or something. If Lindsey was truly concerned about her mother’s state and what have you, why were they so cheerful together this a.m.? They’re all up to something and I don;t believe this story at face value at all.
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The humanity in me says “Wow! That is one seriously f*cked up family, and I should actually empathise with her.”
The realistic, cynical bitch in me says “I bet they’re splitting the tabloid money three ways.”
Guess time will tell which one is correct.
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I agree with you, bella. Just listened to the tape, Michael Lohan seems too rational for it to be a real crisis. This was some kind of scan to get $ & sympathy.
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Bess – They had to attempt to detract from the “Blohan got attacked by a Repub staffer” and “WO blew her Dr. Phil interview” BS, so they concocted this mess.
(BET ME.)
When the only thing the Clan of the Crackhead knows is to lie, deny, and deflect, what else can be expected?
It’s a sad day in Crackville when we not only anticipate but EXPECT their next move. Time for a new playbook, Crackheads.
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Your right on the nose about it being for money.
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Funny? I find this horribly sad. A mother should be a role model for her daughter. And, her daughter shouldn’t have to hold up her drunk mother in photos.
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Keep you simpathy for someone who deserves it.
LL and her mother have already publicly made up with the paparazzi capturing every moment.
Here are the pics.
http://www.justjared.com/2012/10/10/lindsay-lohan-hugs-mom-dina-after-huge-fight/
This was all for publicity nothing new.
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I’m torn.
On one hand, celebrities are not toy people, and you shouldn’t laugh at pain.
On the other, I cannot empathize with the bottomless pit of narcissism and entitlement that is Lindsay Lohan. She has proven repeatedly that she’ll hurt other people to serve herself.
On one hand, she had the most appalling pair of violent/delusional, drug-addicted moral vacuums for parents.
On the other hand, THAT’S HER DNA. THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS MADE OUT OF. Why think she’d turn out to be something different? Especially after so many years of Lindsay proving she’s every bit as bad as Dina and Michael?
I don’t want her to die. I don’t want her to continue like this. I can’t see anything but prison helping her, at this point.
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By the way, after listening to that tape, it appears Michael Lohan was the only one suggesting Lindsay was being kidnapped. He seemed to be trying to convince *her* of that fact, actually.
He taped the conversation, tried to manipulate his daughter into saying something that would result in Dina being arrested, and then released it all to the media.
Lindsay was being a childish drama llama.
Michael was being an evil manipulator.
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I couldn’t understand any of the tape. I mean it sounds like LiLo called her dad for help and then spent the entire time cussing her dad out. How does anyone understand this? But I think ou are right about Micheal trying to manipulte the situation.
I know it has been said before but everytime I see a pic of LiLo and her mom I can’t tell them apart.
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The emeshing of these two is sad. They fought & hugged it out already. Thank you Original Bella for bringing me back to earth and seeing this 3way money scam for what it is. And to think for a nano second I was rooting for LILO.
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Sugar – It’s like every time I think I may be able to start to feel bad for her, she blows it.
I DO feel bad for her feeling like she has to support her entire family, because her POS father hasn’t paid child support. THAT part, I believe!
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