Kate Gosselin explains her pulled face: “I am one of the rare few who de-age”


Remember when Kate Gosselin wouldn’t cop to Botox even when her face was looking pulled and her eyes were all wonky? She’s still not admitting she uses it, and laughably claims also that her face “de-ages” in some way that has nothing to do with the expensive treatments she still gets despite her waning fame. I’m sure her boobs just inflate on their own and those horse teeth grew naturally overnight. Have a glass of watery delusion to wash down that dry slice of narcissism. Kate also denies dating the bodyguard, who is still in her employ.

What’s the secret to Kate Gosselin’s youthful appearance? It’s not a much-buzzed about facelift, as the 37-year-old single mom of eight explains.

“I am probably one of the rare few who de-age,” Gosselin — who welcomed sextuplets in 2004 — told Bravo’s Andy Cohen during an appearance last week on Watch What Happens Live. Cohen wondered aloud about Gosselin’s potential enhancement after he showed off a “vintage” picture of Gosselin famously taken three days after she welcomed her babies with ex-husband Jon.

Calling the period shortly after giving birth to Aaden, Collin, Joel, Leah, Alexis and Hannah, now 8, “the roughest time ever,” former TLC reality star Gosselin reasoned that after having six babies at once, “you have to get better, right? You can’t get worse than that.” (Her sextuplets joined twins Cara and Maddy, now 12.)

Though she played coy on WWHL about recent cosmetic enhancements, sources tell Us Weekly Gosselin — who got a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009 — frequently enjoys tanning sessions and even gave herself a dose of Botox injections.

A busy mom tending to her kids as they return to school this fall, the Pennsylvania-based CouponCabin.com blogger admitted to Cohen that she’s not in a relationship — and definitely not dating her bodyguard. “I’m single! Still [and] always,” Gosselin demurred on WWHL, laughing off that reports that she was coupled up with longtime bodyguard Steve Neild.

“Because [in] my job as a single parent to provide for eight kids, my safety is imperative to them,” Gosselin said, justifying Neild’s constant presence. “I’m not going to give out [past horror] stories, but it’s warranted for sure. He keeps them safe.”

[From US Magazine]

I watched the video of Kate’s interview, which is below, and Kate’s lame excuses are worse than US lets on. Andy Cohen asks Kate (at 5:10) “what did you have done, what is different?” and she says “probably 40 pounds, for a start. That was probably 3 days after I had sextuplets. I am probably one of the rare few who de-age.” Mmmhmmm. She’s also bad at denying she’s dating the bodyguard, who was there with her at the time. (that’s at 7:00.) She says “They [the rumors] have still not died, but it’s just a good story.” I wonder what she’s paying him now.

Here’s that video of Kate on Watch What Happens Live. Her forehead doesn’t move at all. Kate discusses her looks at about 5:10. Morgan Fairchild also made some dubious claims about how she credits “clean living, no drinking, no smoking, no drugs” to her looks. Obviously that’s not the case. (That’s at 7:10 into the video.) I have to say Kate’s body looks great.

Photos courtesy of BravoTV

 

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  1. Jules says:

    I wonder if there is any way she can de-bitch as well.

  2. Bluedog says:

    Morgan Fairchild doesn’t even look human anymore. Her face is so full, puffy, and waxy that she looks like an alien approximation of a person.

  3. someone says:

    she needs to spend less time doing talk shows and more time raising her kids. good god her and octo-mom, i just want to shake them.

    • Tiffany says:

      I agree. And I really dislike how she is always going on about being a single mom raising 8 kids on her own…Her ex was the first one to get a “real” job, while Kate tried to pitch numerous reality shows. She isn’t raising the kids on her own, Jon has been working to raise them as well.

      She is so vile. She puts her wants so far ahead of her children’s needs.

  4. DD says:

    It’s clear Cohen has no idea what malarky means.

  5. Hautie says:

    Poor Morgan.

    Her face is so swollen it looks like it is over inflated. She needs to lay off what ever she is having done. Because she is one step away from looking like Priscilla Presley.

    The thing that always boggles my mind.

    Women who made a career out of their beauty.

    Why do they go bargain hunting for a plastic surgeon.

  6. daz says:

    her surgeon also does work for mexican drug lords evading arrest

  7. Dawn says:

    Simply stated this woman is not a good wife, not a good mother, not a good celebrity, not a good person and yet she still gets press. Why?

  8. atlantapug says:

    Its the Curious Case of Benjamin Gosselin!

  9. yuck says:

    It’s a shame that the “de-aging” process doesn’t enhance the brain. She came across as a vapid moron–nothing new there.

  10. Isa says:

    She looks younger because she was dowdy back then. She just gave birth to 6 kids. She had an awful hair cut.
    And she looks a even younger now that she got rid of the reverse mullet.
    She isn’t a pretty woman but she is well groomed.

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      Agreed. She looked prettier when she was dowdy — all she needed was a good haircut! My leather handbag looks younger.

      • LeslieM says:

        I guess you could say she looks okay if you are think about trying to atract a certain type of man, but she doesn’t look like a mother should. All those extensions, the horrible tan, the ugly smile. Moms can be beautiful but not like this or those women on the Housewives shows. A mom should look like a lady. That’s part of putting your kids first. She reminds me of Kathy Lee, plastic and fake, fake, fake. She looks way older than her age. I bet she would be much more pleasing in her natural state.

  11. dorothy says:

    I thought her 15 minutes were up a LONG time ago. Why is she still here???

  12. Kolby says:

    She was actually really cute when she first met Jon. I saw video on one of their specials and she was really adorable and seemed so fun-loving. Holy hell, what happened?

  13. kosy says:

    Do these people think we’re all idiots? Nicole Kidman mutters “I’ve never had plastic surgery on my face” through her inflated duck lips, while here forehead doesn’t move. Angelina Jolie says “I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will” like anyone can’t google her old nose. Michael Jackson even denied plastic surgery! Now we have this plastic, useless creature claiming the she’s “de-ageing”? The audacity of this woman…..

    • lulu says:

      Yes, I do believe they think we are idiots. All the women you mentioned have had A LOT of plastic surgery.

      Why doesn’t this POS stay home and raise her children? Who takes care of them? Have children become pawns for publicity. Seems a lot of celebs and psuedo celebs (like this Kate creature) are always whoring their kids out. OH YES THEY DO!

      • kosy says:

        I so agree about her kids. Who looks after them while she chases fame and publicity?

        I also think that pretty much everyone has had some work done in Hollywood. Except for a fortunate few who are still young and naturally gorgeous, but their time will come too. The teeth get veneered or capped, the noses get refined, the lips get plumped, the wrinkles get frozen.

        I understand that they’re damned either way, and people like Cameron Diaz get ripped apart for looking older, but I think they key has to be subtlety. And honesty.

  14. TQB says:

    Do these people think we’re BLIND? Are they surrounded by so many other plastic people that they’ve forgotten what a real face looks like?

    Honey, take it from an actual baby-faced person, you’re not de-aging. You’re de-humaning.

  15. Cathy says:

    De-age…bwahahahahahaha. In your dreams woman. Go away, your 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

  16. DeltaJuliet says:

    How do people say this -ish with a straight face? Is anyone buying it?

  17. Sam says:

    How is she paying the bodyguard? She appears to have no real steady source of income outside of her blogging job and sporadic appearances. What is she paying him in?

    I personally hope for his sake that he’s getting some, or else he’s a damn fool.

  18. Cam S says:

    She’s really pushing those 15 minutes beyond their stretching point

  19. V4Real says:

    The article says she is 37, I thought this waste of air space was well into her 40′s.

  20. shewolf says:

    She’s a tw-t but you cant compare a photo of her 3 days after giving birth to sextuplets to today. You should have seen me after I gave birth to my first. Good Lord I looked like I was possessed. Blood shot eyes, pale as a ghost from the hemmorhage, black eyes. It was nasty.

  21. ojulia123 says:

    “MY safety is imperative to them…”????

    What a narcissist.

  22. Maritza says:

    Her body may look great but her face does not, she looks old and her bad temper shows no matter how much she smiles.

  23. Madpoe says:

    Can this d-twit undo a bitchslap?
    Curious.

  24. Skins says:

    I hate to say this, but I think she is kind of hot

  25. princesslizabeth says:

    Gosselin is so FULL OF CRAP!!!!

    Ugh. Can’t stand her, and I don’t know why she gets the press she does.

  26. jen says:

    Huh? She does look her age!

    Look at her arms. They’re in their mid 40s and her face is quite lined too.

    When will people stop paying attention to this type of ‘celebrity’? We gotta let them fade to black.

  27. tar says:

    “I’m one of those rare few who de-age” I just snorted my coffee though my nose. Is she trying to suggest naturally?

  28. emmie_a says:

    Kate says she can’t go back to being a nurse because the cost of a babysitter would be her entire salary??? Her kids are in school all day! The nurse might have to watch them a few hours after school. How does that add up?!
    …And are there any talk shows out there where the host actually questions the validity of the guest’s answers? Andy just agrees with every lie Kate spews. Makes him look like a total idiot.

  29. Green_Eyes says:

    Morgan said “no drinking, no smoking, no drugs, so sun. It’s noting, but there it is preserved in amber”.

    Ahhh yeah! I’d say both she and Kate are definitely preserved & not in amber & not naturally!!

    • Kimbob says:

      Haha….also, I don’t think the humor’s lost in the fact that he had both these cheap, fake tramps on the show @ the same time.

      It’s like I could see both of their noses growing, Pinocchio-like, when he was asking each one of them about the “secret” to their beauty…LOL!

      How that dude kept a poker face asking those two about their “beauty” I’ll never know.

  30. Blondie says:

    De age = de ugly
    De go away
    De like now
    De waste of oxygen

  31. Incredulous says:

    I have an uncle who de-aged. He quit his high-stress job and looked around twenty years younger after a couple of weeks. Everyone started thinking his wife was his mother, much to her, er, consternation.

    But, yeah, she looks as natural as a TV dinner.

  32. Happy21 says:

    I call BULLS**T!

    She looks like a completely different person now than she did when her stupid ass show first started. Gimme a freakin’ break. De-aging is one thing – morphing into someone else is something completely different.

  33. lucy2 says:

    OMG Morgan – what happened to her??? She’s been getting nipped and tucked for years, but it’s all caught up with her and she looks like a puffy plastic shell. Yikes.

    Kate is the worst. No matter what she does to the outside, the inner ugly comes through.

  34. Alexis says:

    Yes, because as the saying goes White don’t crack. …oh wait.

  35. Jazz says:

    “One of the rare few who de-age”??

    Buuuull *deep breath* sh****t!!

  36. some bitch says:

    Just looking at this woman produces the same feeling as nails on a chalkboard.

  37. Sweet Dee says:

    1. Are we supposed to believe she only gained 40 lbs while gestating SIX HUMANS inside of her? The cat’s out of the bag, Kate, when they re-did your stomach after all ‘dem babies they pinned your belly button back on too high.

    2. How did she de-age the wrinkles off her face? Why does everything seem so exciting to her? Oh, right. Her face just looks like that.

  38. snappyfish says:

    the “i de-age!” comment made me laugh-snort iced tea.

  39. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    The first comment …de -bitch was the best….that is one sour faced woman…UGH……

  40. j.eyre says:

    I am a de-ager as well. I have moved back into a training bra and by next month I suspect I will be back in diapers.

    Clearly Kate has de-aged back to a child’s fantasy world mindset.

  41. Quinn says:

    Can’t wait til her child army finally revolts and beats her ass.

  42. Jayna says:

    Her face doesn’t have any plastic surgery. I saw her on Andy Cohen. Her face moved, had lines, had even more lines when laughing. She’s in her thirties and looks normal for her age. The long, blonde hair, white teeth, makeup and eighty pounds thinner, obviously she is younger looking (or better looking) than right after delivery six babies with no money at the time.

    Bodywise, I don’t know why she won’t admit to a boob job. She asked for it on the show when she got her tummy tuck. He didn’t do it, but she obviously got it later. Nothing to be ashamed of. She has given birth to eight kids. I think otherwise her body is the the result of running and exercising regularly. It’s a nice body, but nothing extraordinary for being in your thirties. Just the result of someone who puts in the discipline and eats healthy. I saw her in a bikini and she has a boyish body anyway, except for the boobs. No real waist.

  43. anneesezz says:

    Good call keeping the bodyguard because everyone I know wants to kick the sht* out of her. But as for why she is still relevant, can someone please explain that to me?

    • Jayna says:

      LOL She infers she needs a bodyguard even without the kids because of death threats, I guess. Like anyone is spending the time watching her leave her house to travel. She is having an affair and it is so evident. She isn’t on the prowl looking for a man because she has one at her beck and call. She just has to pay him. Either Steve’s wife is stupid as the day is long or she looks the other way because he’s making money. I haven’t figured it out yet.

  44. PineConeThief says:

    No she is right! I am one of those women who de-age too!

    Of course, I recently got filler injected under my eyes and started spending hundreds of dollars in anti-aging skincare, but no! Really! It’s 100% natural, just like I tell my friends!

    LMAO

    No shame in getting fillers and Botox, Kate. Just cop to it instead of coming up with silly lies! No one really cares anyway.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Very good point. It’s not immoral or anything to try to look better or younger or to want to change your look. But if it’s going to be that obvious, just cop to it. Please. I stopped covering up my grey hair but if I went back to doing it, I would admit it. Come on, Kate.

  45. skuddles says:

    I don’t think she’s de-aging at all. She looks very hard and plastic, not attractive and youthful as she would like to believe.

    • Kimbob says:

      Oh, I so agree. It seems like many women when they want to improve their looks go for the SAME three-step FORMULA: 1)long, blonde fake-looking hair extensions, 2)a “must have” fake tan, and 3)face fillers and/or botox

      That about sums it up. They all look homogenously cheap, plastic, “hard,” and trampy. Way to go!!!

  46. Hakura says:

    I’m sure all her children *really* want is for her to be there for them, not for her to go man-hunting to bring some stranger into their home. (My response to her ‘they want me to date’ comment).

    It seems they only concern her when she’s trying to gain publicity for herself. It’s one of those cases where I can’t help but wonder why God blessed such an awful woman with so many beautiful children.

  47. sickofkate says:

    She also NEVER denies having an affair. She is always asked it as a yes/no question, and she always deflects it. it’s a story doesn’t answer the question. Same type of answer for the boob job questions.

    But she always says flat out that of course she would have divorced Jon. No hesitation, no hemming/hawing over that one. Her kids must love that, hearing her hate on their daddy every single, stupid interview.

    Good GAWD, go away already!!

  48. Newtsgal says:

    I think the de-word she is looking for if DELUSIONAL!

  49. carol says:

    wow. i think she’s looking really great. Huge Improvement – few that alot of women can say – HAHA- that may be you who’s reading my comment! Jenny McCarthy is looking bad these days & this Kate is starting to look like the *old* jenny mcCarthy. Find a great product & keep it- whether it’s expensive or for those on a budget. Products Products Products and of course, E X E R C I S E. period

  50. Macey says:

    Well now even Coupon Cabin cant stand the lies out of her mouth, they just FIRED her..bwahahahaha.
    Its obviously b/c she’s one of the rare one’s that de-ages…omfg I cant believe she even attempted that lie.

  51. ctkat1 says:

    I really hope Coupon Cabin spills the dirt- the official statement says:

    “A series of recent events have made it clear to me that Kate Gosselin and her contributions do not align with the authenticity which we set out to build almost a decade ago,” CEO Scott Kluth posted on his website Tuesday in an open letter.

    “And that Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin.”

    C’mon- spill the dirt!

  52. Str8Shooter says:

    And by de-age she must be turn into a horse.

  53. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    …Joan Crawford 2.0……I always disliked her. Now, after hearing about the dogs I loathe her. I cannot WAIT for the penny to drop…aka: her tiny tribe to revolt and imprison her in the dogs cage and leave her sitting in her own poo like she did to the poor dog.
    Shes a pox on humanity.

  54. Lisa says:

    Live as cleanly as you’d like, but when you age, you get the face you deserve. Christmas came early for Kate!

  55. crazycatlady says:

    That’s FORMER couponcabin.com blogger… Didn’t y’all see the news? She was canned.

  56. Daff says:

    HELLO! Morgan Fairchild is a FREAK herself!

  57. Holden says:

    Thank you for showing that picture of her pre plasticization. Outstanding.