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I really didn’t know how else to phrase that title, since looking at these photos from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere was like a progressive slideshow of plastic surgery disasters. That’s how I’ll structure this story I guess. To start we have Camille Grammer, who has had a ton of work done to her face, looking like the most natural mannequin in the window. (Camille will make guest appearances this season but she’s not an official cast member.) Even the random new women, and there are a couple new ones in this maudlin cast of characters, are all squinty and botoxy looking. That’s Beverly Hills I guess, but I would love to see someone who looks somewhat “natural.” It’s not happening with this group.
Lisa Vanderpump has had some good work done, but she’s so obviously “done.” Look at Giggy’s little tuxedo! I wonder if Lisa was annoyed that Giggy got pawed by Honey Boo Boo.
Brandi Glanville fitting right in. She looks pretty and I like her hair.
This is a new castmember, a former model named Yolanda H. Foster. (She has some tangential connection to “Princes of Malibu,” you can read about that here.)
Kim and Kyle Richards. I can’t with these two. Kyle should never pull her hair back. She looks like an alien in a 90s softcore film.
Along those same lines we have another new castmember named Marisa Zanuck. She’s a real estate agent who appeared on “Selling LA” on HGTV.
Here’s the estranged wife of a plastic surgeon, Adrienne Maloof, and she’s not even the worst example here, although that’s arguable. Maybe I’m just used to her looking like this.
Finally, poor Taylor Armstrong. Too many fillers. Those giant caterpillar eyelashes aren’t doing her any favors, either. Still, it’s nice to see her looking happy. Check out her ridiculous two-tone emerald gown with an asymmetric feather bustline and matchy shoes.
Here’s a trailer for the upcoming season, which premieres Monday, November 5th at 9pm. Hollywood Life has a breakdown of the plot points in the trailer if you’re interested. It’s going to be a mess. I always suspect that the big dramatic parts (Adrienne’s divorce, Ken’s hospitalization) are real, but that they stage a lot of the fights and incidents. Still, I don’t think these women are good enough actresses not to actually hate each other anyway. Ditto for their husbands.
Photo credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Adrienne Maloof, Botox, Brandi Glanville, Camille Grammer, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Real Housewives, Taylor Armstrong
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It’s like “Sunset Boulevard IV” cast reunion.
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When I was reading the Hunger Games, this is how I imagined the people of the Capitol would look like.
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@mme: I cackled at your comment.
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Sooo true about the Capitol. haha
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The biggest “holy crap” for me was Kyle.
Taylor, Adrienne, and Brandi have always been botoxed out.
Kyle used to look more natural. This is mean, but the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture of her was that it made her look clownish.
Marisa Zanuck looks like she’s had work done, but at least she doesn’t have those ridiculous lips.
How in the heck did that look ever become popular?
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The lips started in the late 80s or early 90s and a then 40 something actress named Barbara Hershey. She plays Cora the Wicked Queen’s mom on Once Upon a Time and has thankfully toned down the lips but alas, not until she made her mark.
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Kyle looks extra clownish because she needs her mineral blush to be blended. She and her sister, both, literally have apples on their cheeks!
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I don’t get the lip thing either. Melanie Griffith was a pretty woman until she did her lips. Meg Ryan! I mean why did she do it to her lips? Do they all go to the same guy and ask for the fish lips? Just don’t get it!
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I am sorry I just can’t with Taylor.
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She’s a mess.
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At least she’s put on some much-needed weight.
(Yeah, that’s all I got.)
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Best looking collection of washed up Vegas cocktail waitresses I’ve ever seen.
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^^^^ yesssssssss.
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LOL
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This season will be epic!
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Good grief, those photos are frightening. So much artificiality, plastic and mannequin-like poses, and all in one place — I shudder.
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they barely look human!
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It’s horrifying, imo. The story’s headline is frustrating, too. How on earth can I be expected to pick just one? It’s like a Lay’s potato-chip challenge nightmare.
So I’ll just say that Brandy is the least scary looking and leave it at that.
*shudders*
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guy?
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Plastic houswives!
The most surreal thing to me, is the skin: the skin on their neck and on their shoulders shows their real age, and even when the work is not that bad the result is still weird, see Lisa Vanderpump for example.
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Those bitches are all going to shank the prettiest one. Watch your back Brandi!!!
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There are no pretty ones. If you were forced to choose one, would it really be the one with the Joker face?
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These chicks are all poster girls for plastic, silicone and fillers. Everybody’s face has some freakish feature on it, not even looking at the hard plastic domes on their chests. I’ve never seen so many freakshows in one line up, ever. I want to photoshop their faces back to normal.
Somebody please tell me why Kim’s eyebrows are stuck on: HUH? OMG!
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i’m sorry but Brandi looks like a man in drag in that picture, i don’t get it!…she’s beautiful and she doesn’t need all that makeup
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She looks like a Muppet. I think Lisa is the prettiest one.
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What an obnoxious comment, Brandi is so unattractive. She is a warning for plastic surgery gone bad, as well as her trashy personality!
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Your comment is the obnoxious one. And shows how ignorant you truly are. Brandi is clearly the most beautiful woman there, and is stunning as a model and as a person who hasn’t had any surgery done (shes only had botox and collagen). She is classy and has a great personality which is why the overwhelming majority of viewers love her, the rest are so jealous of her because she is so so beautiful.
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@ Sal
The ignorant is another, you seem not to know much about the reality star you so much admire, she has admitted herself of having breast implants. What she has omitted is the rest of the work done on her face.
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As well marisa zanuck claims that she is”38″, now i wonder if it is possible to tell your true age in beverly hills, all the housewives are obviously lying about it…
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Maybe she is counting in Chelsea Handler years
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LOL!
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LMAO! There is a formula I think. Birth year divided by botox units multiplied by the square root of the number of husbands.
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Lisa Vanderpump is by far the most beautiful and classy of the group. Even if you say she looks “done,” it’s not at all excessive – it’s like she’s trying to look her best, rather than just look young.
That Zanuck and Foster…man oh man…little beady eyes to go with their huge self-interested egos! would love to see how they interact…
Am so over Kyle and what’s her name sister, they’re lucky they’re still there.
Brandi’s cute but she’s kind of overdone it with the caps and restylane.
Taylor…don’t see the point of her still being there, and am not at all keen on Adrian Maloof accusing Paul of beating her – so these two can hang out and try to make sense of it on their own.
Dang, wish i could see it!
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I agree about Lisa. She clearly wins the Most Likely to be Mistaken for a Human award.
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lololol
good one.
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So true!
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They all look like HELL, except Lisa. Lisa looks good, lots of work, but good.
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So, I guess the ‘real husbands of Beverly Hills’ aren’t that picky??? All of these women terrify me. When my skin starts to crinkle, I’m going to be glad I at least look human.
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2nd photo of the new HW Marisa …she actually looks like she’s hissing w/ that cat face!
Taylor looks like she is a bit green w/ envy or even pissed..all that starving, enhancing, tweaking and Camille still has her beat…
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Can’t wait to see Brandi Confront Sheana! And I hope Sheana confirms she’s still screwing Eddie!
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@ Mort Ooooooh child- She confronts her ex’s jump off? Now THAT IS GOOD TV! You just made me want to watch the trailer for new season.
Side note- this is the best looking I’ve seen Kim Richards. Used to love her movie’s/guest appearances growing up
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Yes. They show a clip of them having dinner or drinks and Brandi is breaking down. Leanne is probably worried about what might come out during the sit down! From what I’ve read from people here, Eddie was seeing both Leanne and at the same time (and some people think they still meet up for a romp every once in awhile).
I’ve never seen Kim in anything besides housewives and she was always a mess. I’m wondering of she’s truly sober because she never really admitted she was an addict. She just told some BS story about her meds not being right. I don’t have much faith in addicts who can’t admit they are one.
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@Morticians, Kim did say that she’s an alcoholic. On the reunion show, Andy interviewed her separately. He asked her about her rehab and she said, “I’m an alcoholic”.
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Yikes!
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Eurgh. Solid evidence that it’s almost never a good idea to get plastic surgery. Nobody should be putting fillers into their lips EVER.
I’m not even twenty five yet and the wealthy girls from my high school graduating class are starting to get fillers and botox. Hell, I’ve gone to spas just to get an eyebrow wax and sometimes the staff start pushing botox as a preventative to aging! Needless to say I can’t wait until these frozen faces and ducklips go out of style because it’s absolutely revolting to look at.
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Noooo! They are too young. I’m convinced starting before 40-50 depending on the woman, is what causes plastic face syndrome! You need to have something to fix first.
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I have a friend who is 41 who started platic surgery at 33! Fat in her cheeks (which look unnatural on her skinny face now), fat in her upper lip (her lip is always dry now and she uses loads of chapstick, plus again it looks ODD), her nose done twice (which is the least scary feature of her) botox, and eyebrows reshaped. She looks very waxy and unnatural. and would you believe with all that plastic surgery she does not attempt to brush her hair oftentimes or dress up much? Sadly I’ve only known her when she was “done” but i’ve seen he before pics and I must say she looked so much more “real”. She gets loads of chemical peels and is obsessed with fighting the signs of aging. I wish she just loved herself more. Sigh.
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Yolanda scares me!
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I love Camille :p
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Camille Grammar doesn’t seriously expect anyone to believe she’s only 44.
Does she?
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43 reporting in: there is no way in hell.
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I think Brandi and Kyle look the best or at least in these photos. They are obviously the younger ones though out of the group though.
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I always thought Kyle looked a little like Demi Moore. Kyle and Demi look more like sisters than Kyle and Kim.
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Everyone of them looks old, fake, and just plain scary. None of them look natural, and none of them look pretty. They look greasy and injected and… horrifying. Brandi included.
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Even the dog looks like it’s had work done.
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They all have the EXACT SAME “cherry cheeks,” nasal folds on their faces, and pulled, pinched smiles. I mean, LOOK AT THEM!!!
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I call them apple cheeks but cherry cheeks are better!
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Sooo, the point of “getting work done” is to look worse? Thanks for the info. Think I’ll skip paying $$$$ to be butchered by a BH plastic surgeon and continue to safely look bad for free.
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Yess…I use to think I’d want my boobs done after kids. And maybe do some minimal botox once I was old enough. But these ladies prove it looks waaay better to just age naturally. There’s nothing sexy or beautiful about them…I’m saving my money as well!
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Their faces, especially Adrienne, scare me. She looks like a lion. And their fake boobs are hilarious, or as Michael K calls them “titty balls”! hahah
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She looks like Mickey Rourke….
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What exactly is “real” about this lot? They are ALL plastic surgery nightmares, eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.
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and most of them aren’t even wives!
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Why are Ken and Mauricio fighting?
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Omg, what a bunch of freaks!
That Zanuck woman…her face is terrifying. And the HAIR! All of the blondes need a bloody good condition. It’s all fried and frazzled and dry at the ends.
Gosh I am so glad I don’t live in Beverley Hills. To look like that must be the new normal.
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yep, I agree that Lisa looks the best, but I can not say the same for that poor Pomeranian!
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These women are not only unattractive, they are scary. They look like some synthetic, alien-created version of women. That is a terrible pic of Camille, lol. In other pics I saw she looked better. She needs to stop with the lip injections though.
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Ya know, I was thinking about getting a bit of botox, but after looking at these women, I have now changed my mind. I’ll age naturally, thanks.
They all have these grimaces from not being able to smile properly.
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I know, i take every one of then ass an example of what to avoid:
Avoid too much sun
Avoid too much exercise
Avoid too few calories
Avoid all surgeries that are not classified as life saving (injections count as minor procedures/surgeries!)
Do:
Wear sunscreen
Find a good moisturizer
Exercise regularly
Eat enough
Stay hydrated
They all look leathery and greasy at the same time, i don’t know how that’s even possible.
But they’re horrifying. I would cry if i looked like them. And they look that way on purpose!
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Oh, don’t be discouraged by them. A *small* touch of botox to my glabellar lines looked great. And noone knows I had it done (except you, my dear Celebitches).
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Yes … I do the same thing. No one suspects that I’ve had anything done.
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Omg they all look the same. So creepy. I don’t think I could have serious convo with any of them face to (plastic) face. I would be staring too much and trying to keep my lunch down.
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Good god. Happy Halloween.
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If only they were removable masks! Oh wait, they just might be…
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Kyle looks ok but has way too much make up. Lisa looks very done but good. Adrienne doesn’t look as good as she used to. I wonder if Adrienne got new veneers. Her mouth and cheecks look worse.
Kim looks very done. Camille looks the same to me. Brandi is ok but in most photos she is not very photogenic. Taylor has way too much make up on.
The new girls looks terrible.
All in all, I think Lisa and Brandi look the best.
Thanks Celebitchy for posting all of these photos!
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Kyle’s mouth reminds me of The Joker from Batman Movies
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Egahds! She’s turned into Taylor! Taylor used to remind me of the Joker. Now the Joker reminds me of her.
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I just watched the trailer, my oh my all the drama. I can’t stand that witch Kyle. And why is she ALWAYS fighting with other women over her husband, it’s his job to put them in their place if they are acting inappropriately, yet he never seems to mind.
I will never forget the episode where there was a girl practically grinding on him at a party yet he didn’t seem to mind until Kyle had to come and threaten to beat her up lol She is so insecure and petty! And she looks like Mrs Potato head
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The Halloween episode?
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Taylor has beautiful eyes and the ugliest damn mouth I’ve ever seen.
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First: damn, Brandi girl. STOP messing with your cheeks and injecting whatever into your laugh lines. STOP!! Second: Taylor just reeks of desperation. You can see the delight in her crazy eyes. The bulbs, the cameras, the carpet…love me! LOVE ME!! Even if it means the life of my daughters father.
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Who considers this attractive?
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I was going to say “plastic surgeons” but Lisa is getting a divorce so maybe not?
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Adrienne’s boobs look horrible. Capsular contracture ouch!
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I love the 90′s softcore alien comment, dead on. They all look like they are desperately still trying to look Hollywood.
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Every so often I look at my “11s” between my eyebrows and contemplate getting Botox and fillers. Then I see pictures like this and change my mind. I’ll keep my 46 year old face just the way it is, wrinkles and all.
The first picture of Ms. Foster reminds me of the infamous Lindsay pic in the pink fur jacket. Same baboon butt lips.
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My sister always looked like she was frowning or angry. She got Botox right in that area only and looked great. It made a difference. Her forehead still moved.
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I second this. When done right, it just makes one look less “frowny”.
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I don’t have “11s” but I’ve seen good work on women who do. The idea is to use the stuff ONLY on the “11s”.
These women try to get unnaturally smooth foreheads. I have a few horizontal lines on my forehead. They’ve been there since I was about 10 or 12 – i.e. when I FIRST looked in the mirror. They are like the small comas on the side of the mouth (vs. puppet lines). I think they were always there. I would suggest to look at a few girls and young women to see what they REALLY look like before going in.
I sadly have sagging so Botox cannot help me.
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I’ve never thought Lisa looked overly done. Women in California who are in certain areas, Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, etc, have such plastic-surgeried faces and massive boobs and blown-up fish lips with their fake tans, botoxed within an inch of looking embalmed. Ugh.
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I gotta say it. Lifelong Socal girl and I just spent two weeks in FL on the gulf.
Shocked to see all the bolt ons and surgery. Dayum, they make LA girls look natural!
LA girls don’t normally look like this, it is a Hollyweird thing. Really was surprising to see how many more women had noticable surgery in FL than CA.
That said, they all scare me, except Lisa.
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@OTiff –
Maybe it’s a regional thing. All the women that I’ve seen in Calabasas look just like them.
Scary, scary sh*t.
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Looking “done” = looking overly done.
Stick a fork in these chicks! Or don’t, because who knows what would ooze out.
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I think OC is worse than LA – they DID have the first tanorexic, neon colored, extension filled bolt-on Housewives Show. I was embarrassed, it looked like Jersey on the Shore.
Florida may tie with OC. LA is more pulled than bolted and a lot less neon. NO ONE looks like a KarTRASHian other than the KarTRASHians. There are a lot of Hills girls (not the Heidi kind) – maybe we have SMALLER bolt -ons in LA.
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Good way to put it. Hills girls. Lots of LC’s running around.
LA, I miss you. Even with your traffic and summer smog. I shall return!
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Scary! I think I’m going to go as one of the Housewives for Halloween!
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Go for it! I’ve been Sarah Palin and Helena Bonham-Carter for Halloween.
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Not one of them has any real dignity. It’s not a joke to say they all look frightening, it’s the truth. I feel truly embarrassed for them. This is like staring at an accident victim. I want to shield my eyes!
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The worse thing about plastic surgery is that it never makes anyone look more youthful. All these women look their age, if not older, so what’s the point?
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I would rather look at pictures of their feet then their faces.
The fact that they pay plastic surgeons to do this to them is a riot!
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Fun little tidbit: they probably have botox injected into the soles of their feet, as well. (Yes, it’s a thing. It allows women to wear all those CFM pumps and ridiculous heels with less pain.)
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Has anyone ever noticed some women have so much filler in their smile lines that there’s no crease and a pouch of skin comes out above it when smiling? I mean, people in their twenties have smile lines, so why are these women trying to have such filled-in smile lines? Lisa Marie Presley was sitting next to her mom. At the time Lisa Marie was in her early thirties and she had more smile lines than her mom.
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Parade of trainwrecks.
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There is nothing wrong with a limitless ‘tox to smooth out your forehead. I still have movement and look much younger. With botox, less is more. These women have clearly gone overboard.
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I think they all look horrible. This is what happens when aging women with money panic and start having work done.
Nothing makes women look older than procedures designed to make them look younger.
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Lisa Vanderpump…the lost Collins sister!
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The weirdest looking title goes to Yolanda. I was going to say most tweaked but I don’t know what she looked like before.
The most obviously newly tweaked is Kyle. Why???? She looked better before.
And what is up with the square chins, they all have man chins and I have a feeling none of them was born a man. Were they?
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Yolanda Foster looks like she lost a fight to a spray tan. I do like the way her hair looks in the front, though. I wonder how she gets that effect? Maybe by teasing and finger combing? Any hair stylists out there who can enlighten me.
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Who are these doctors??? They clearly have no shame.
Lisa looks good, even Camille looks … well, fine is a stretch but it’s not too horrifying.
But I have a question. Is there a woman in the world who can actually pull of these HL bandage dresses??? Clearly, Camille is skinny but she looks like she has a tiny gut in these pics. What IS it with these dresses???
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I agree! I do not understand the bandage dress obsession. No matter how skinny you are they are never flattering.
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I can’t wait for this mess to come back on TV! Taylor looks like she’s gained a few much-needed pounds. Lisa looks fierce, as always. I hate Kyle and I hate Kim. Blah.
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Jiggy looks just like Ken
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg, you are so right.
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They all look sort of acceptable in the wide shot (except for Adrienne who looks like a wax figure) but then the CLOSEUPS! Holy wow, those are some frightening pictures. Lisa looks ok I guess but I cant stand her so I will say that Kyle looks the best (and by best, I dont mean great – just the best of a bad bunch). I always thought Kyle was quite attractive. I hope she doesnt mess with her face too much.
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I think Yolanda would look better with a colored lipstick rather than the nude shade she is wearing. Adrienne’s hair is just a mess.
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These women look frightening. I have nothing against a little botox here and there but whatever they’ve done is way too much. None of them look good for their ages to me, just very artificial. Lisa looks best I think, but it’s relative. Her frozen face at least looks less like it came from a mould/mask. I have many friends in their 40s who look much younger than those on this show claiming to be in that age bracket. And these friends eat, drink wine, go to the gym, look after kids, work long hours… ‘LA face’ may erase wrinkles but it ages nonetheless – just in an alien-looking way.
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Trick or Treat! Y’all scare the crap out of me.
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Tweaked? These “ladies” passed tweaked awhile back. I think most of them have reached the macabre stage.
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taylor and her ridiculous duck lips look so ridiculous.
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and what is taylor still doing on this show anyway? hasn’t she humiliated herself ENOUGH pretending to be wealthy on national t.v.? why continue the charade? she’s been exposed as a insecure thief who lied about her wealth and even her name. she needs to go fix her freakish fish lips and go get THERAPY. can’t stand her.
and adrienne always looks so fake and gross. i don’t know how she could be married to a plastic surgeon and have such horrifying, obvious plastic surgery. and she’s way too rich to be dressing so badly. get a fucking stylist! i love brandi’s outrageous self as usual. and while i still don’t really like either kyle or kim (especially kyle’s catty, bossy self), i love kim’s pleated black dress and red nailpolish and i really like kyle’s glittery eyeshadow. i think they look the best out of everyone here.
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At least Taylor looks like she put on some weight. That girl was beyond-stressed last season.
As for that Marisa, she looks a bit scary…and of course she has to have my name!
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Long time lurker-first time poster……having never experienced the pleasure of watching any of the RHWOanywhere, I don’t have a “before” image in my mind of how anyone looked last season. That being said, I have a “spa” day booked for later this week to get a few lil’ adjustments done in preparation for an upcoming cruise. Decided I’m gonna take the money I was going to spend on botox and fillers and use it to buy enough tequila in Mexico to make me forget I ever saw this shit!! Some to drink, some to wash out my eyes, and some EXTRA to drink just in case I have a flashback to these photos. Oh, and I will bring back enough to contribute to the CBers just in case there’s another posting like this!!!!
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I remember when I was in my early 20s, talking to a guy who worked the door at night clubs. He said you can tell “old ladies” by their horizontal “neck lines”. The deeper/higher quantity of creases, the older. This terrified me in my 20s and alas, in my later 30s I do have some. Along with sun damaged light vertical very light shallow creases in my cleavage. But I notice when I look. I did luck out with not face lines, creases, wrinkles…yet. But these stretched, puffy, shiny LA faces scare the SHIT out of me.
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Yuck. Just yuck.
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I don’t even know with these b!tches. But, they know how to bring the dramz and I’ll be tuning in come November!
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I just don’t even know with these b!tches. But, they know how to bring the dramz and I’ll be tuning in come November!
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Since season one, I am a jazzed fan. These women are true to their gender. Even in arguements they are so polite and even if it is in front of the camere…they move to a quiet room! Beverly Hills Housewives can do no wrong!
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Someone needs to do Kim’s makeup. I think that her sister does it just to make Kim look bad. They are all so plastic but most people watch because they live better lives, at least financially than the rest of us. Frankly, no one seems even remotely happy except Brandi.
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