Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 3 premiere party: who looks the most tweaked?


I really didn’t know how else to phrase that title, since looking at these photos from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere was like a progressive slideshow of plastic surgery disasters. That’s how I’ll structure this story I guess. To start we have Camille Grammer, who has had a ton of work done to her face, looking like the most natural mannequin in the window. (Camille will make guest appearances this season but she’s not an official cast member.) Even the random new women, and there are a couple new ones in this maudlin cast of characters, are all squinty and botoxy looking. That’s Beverly Hills I guess, but I would love to see someone who looks somewhat “natural.” It’s not happening with this group.

Lisa Vanderpump has had some good work done, but she’s so obviously “done.” Look at Giggy’s little tuxedo! I wonder if Lisa was annoyed that Giggy got pawed by Honey Boo Boo.

Brandi Glanville fitting right in. She looks pretty and I like her hair.

This is a new castmember, a former model named Yolanda H. Foster. (She has some tangential connection to “Princes of Malibu,” you can read about that here.)

Kim and Kyle Richards. I can’t with these two. Kyle should never pull her hair back. She looks like an alien in a 90s softcore film.

Along those same lines we have another new castmember named Marisa Zanuck. She’s a real estate agent who appeared on “Selling LA” on HGTV.

Here’s the estranged wife of a plastic surgeon, Adrienne Maloof, and she’s not even the worst example here, although that’s arguable. Maybe I’m just used to her looking like this.

Finally, poor Taylor Armstrong. Too many fillers. Those giant caterpillar eyelashes aren’t doing her any favors, either. Still, it’s nice to see her looking happy. Check out her ridiculous two-tone emerald gown with an asymmetric feather bustline and matchy shoes.

Here’s a trailer for the upcoming season, which premieres Monday, November 5th at 9pm. Hollywood Life has a breakdown of the plot points in the trailer if you’re interested. It’s going to be a mess. I always suspect that the big dramatic parts (Adrienne’s divorce, Ken’s hospitalization) are real, but that they stage a lot of the fights and incidents. Still, I don’t think these women are good enough actresses not to actually hate each other anyway. Ditto for their husbands.

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  1. Relli says:

    I am sorry I just can’t with Taylor.

  2. fabgrrl says:

    Best looking collection of washed up Vegas cocktail waitresses I’ve ever seen.

  3. Booboocita says:

    Good grief, those photos are frightening. So much artificiality, plastic and mannequin-like poses, and all in one place — I shudder.

  4. Eleonor says:

    Plastic houswives!
    The most surreal thing to me, is the skin: the skin on their neck and on their shoulders shows their real age, and even when the work is not that bad the result is still weird, see Lisa Vanderpump for example.

  5. Rita says:

    Those bitches are all going to shank the prettiest one. Watch your back Brandi!!!

  6. laura says:

    As well marisa zanuck claims that she is”38″, now i wonder if it is possible to tell your true age in beverly hills, all the housewives are obviously lying about it…

  7. Really? says:

    Lisa Vanderpump is by far the most beautiful and classy of the group. Even if you say she looks “done,” it’s not at all excessive – it’s like she’s trying to look her best, rather than just look young.

    That Zanuck and Foster…man oh man…little beady eyes to go with their huge self-interested egos! would love to see how they interact…

    Am so over Kyle and what’s her name sister, they’re lucky they’re still there.

    Brandi’s cute but she’s kind of overdone it with the caps and restylane.

    Taylor…don’t see the point of her still being there, and am not at all keen on Adrian Maloof accusing Paul of beating her – so these two can hang out and try to make sense of it on their own.

    Dang, wish i could see it!

  8. MG says:

    They all look like HELL, except Lisa. Lisa looks good, lots of work, but good.

  9. Green_Eyes says:

    2nd photo of the new HW Marisa …she actually looks like she’s hissing w/ that cat face!

    Taylor looks like she is a bit green w/ envy or even pissed..all that starving, enhancing, tweaking and Camille still has her beat…

  10. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Can’t wait to see Brandi Confront Sheana! And I hope Sheana confirms she’s still screwing Eddie!

    • Cam S says:

      @ Mort Ooooooh child- She confronts her ex’s jump off? Now THAT IS GOOD TV! You just made me want to watch the trailer for new season.

      Side note- this is the best looking I’ve seen Kim Richards. Used to love her movie’s/guest appearances growing up

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Yes. They show a clip of them having dinner or drinks and Brandi is breaking down. Leanne is probably worried about what might come out during the sit down! From what I’ve read from people here, Eddie was seeing both Leanne and at the same time (and some people think they still meet up for a romp every once in awhile).

        I’ve never seen Kim in anything besides housewives and she was always a mess. I’m wondering of she’s truly sober because she never really admitted she was an addict. She just told some BS story about her meds not being right. I don’t have much faith in addicts who can’t admit they are one.

      • RN says:

        @Morticians, Kim did say that she’s an alcoholic. On the reunion show, Andy interviewed her separately. He asked her about her rehab and she said, “I’m an alcoholic”.

  11. some bitch says:

    Eurgh. Solid evidence that it’s almost never a good idea to get plastic surgery. Nobody should be putting fillers into their lips EVER.

    I’m not even twenty five yet and the wealthy girls from my high school graduating class are starting to get fillers and botox. Hell, I’ve gone to spas just to get an eyebrow wax and sometimes the staff start pushing botox as a preventative to aging! Needless to say I can’t wait until these frozen faces and ducklips go out of style because it’s absolutely revolting to look at.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Noooo! They are too young. I’m convinced starting before 40-50 depending on the woman, is what causes plastic face syndrome! You need to have something to fix first.

    • Andrea says:

      I have a friend who is 41 who started platic surgery at 33! Fat in her cheeks (which look unnatural on her skinny face now), fat in her upper lip (her lip is always dry now and she uses loads of chapstick, plus again it looks ODD), her nose done twice (which is the least scary feature of her) botox, and eyebrows reshaped. She looks very waxy and unnatural. and would you believe with all that plastic surgery she does not attempt to brush her hair oftentimes or dress up much? Sadly I’ve only known her when she was “done” but i’ve seen he before pics and I must say she looked so much more “real”. She gets loads of chemical peels and is obsessed with fighting the signs of aging. I wish she just loved herself more. Sigh.

  12. Christina says:

    Camille Grammar doesn’t seriously expect anyone to believe she’s only 44.

    Does she?

  13. Lemonade says:

    I think Brandi and Kyle look the best or at least in these photos. They are obviously the younger ones though out of the group though.

  14. V4Real says:

    I always thought Kyle looked a little like Demi Moore. Kyle and Demi look more like sisters than Kyle and Kim.

  15. MerryHappy says:

    Everyone of them looks old, fake, and just plain scary. None of them look natural, and none of them look pretty. They look greasy and injected and… horrifying. Brandi included.

  16. the original bellaluna says:

    They all have the EXACT SAME “cherry cheeks,” nasal folds on their faces, and pulled, pinched smiles. I mean, LOOK AT THEM!!!

  17. jani says:

    Sooo, the point of “getting work done” is to look worse? Thanks for the info. Think I’ll skip paying $$$$ to be butchered by a BH plastic surgeon and continue to safely look bad for free.

    • mommak918 says:

      Yess…I use to think I’d want my boobs done after kids. And maybe do some minimal botox once I was old enough. But these ladies prove it looks waaay better to just age naturally. There’s nothing sexy or beautiful about them…I’m saving my money as well!

  18. Jennika says:

    Their faces, especially Adrienne, scare me. She looks like a lion. And their fake boobs are hilarious, or as Michael K calls them “titty balls”! hahah

  19. bar world land says:

    What exactly is “real” about this lot? They are ALL plastic surgery nightmares, eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.

  20. JH says:

    Why are Ken and Mauricio fighting?

  21. Snowpea says:

    Omg, what a bunch of freaks!

    That Zanuck woman…her face is terrifying. And the HAIR! All of the blondes need a bloody good condition. It’s all fried and frazzled and dry at the ends.

    Gosh I am so glad I don’t live in Beverley Hills. To look like that must be the new normal.

  22. mar says:

    yep, I agree that Lisa looks the best, but I can not say the same for that poor Pomeranian!

  23. Jackson says:

    These women are not only unattractive, they are scary. They look like some synthetic, alien-created version of women. That is a terrible pic of Camille, lol. In other pics I saw she looked better. She needs to stop with the lip injections though.

  24. Jools says:

    Ya know, I was thinking about getting a bit of botox, but after looking at these women, I have now changed my mind. I’ll age naturally, thanks.

    They all have these grimaces from not being able to smile properly.

    • MerryHappy says:

      I know, i take every one of then ass an example of what to avoid:
      Avoid too much sun
      Avoid too much exercise
      Avoid too few calories
      Avoid all surgeries that are not classified as life saving (injections count as minor procedures/surgeries!)
      Do:
      Wear sunscreen
      Find a good moisturizer
      Exercise regularly
      Eat enough
      Stay hydrated

      They all look leathery and greasy at the same time, i don’t know how that’s even possible.
      But they’re horrifying. I would cry if i looked like them. And they look that way on purpose!

    • fabgrrl says:

      Oh, don’t be discouraged by them. A *small* touch of botox to my glabellar lines looked great. And noone knows I had it done (except you, my dear Celebitches).

  25. Blue says:

    Omg they all look the same. So creepy. I don’t think I could have serious convo with any of them face to (plastic) face. I would be staring too much and trying to keep my lunch down.

  26. april says:

    Kyle looks ok but has way too much make up. Lisa looks very done but good. Adrienne doesn’t look as good as she used to. I wonder if Adrienne got new veneers. Her mouth and cheecks look worse.

    Kim looks very done. Camille looks the same to me. Brandi is ok but in most photos she is not very photogenic. Taylor has way too much make up on.

    The new girls looks terrible.

    All in all, I think Lisa and Brandi look the best.

    Thanks Celebitchy for posting all of these photos!

  27. OXA says:

    Kyle’s mouth reminds me of The Joker from Batman Movies

  28. gigi says:

    I just watched the trailer, my oh my all the drama. I can’t stand that witch Kyle. And why is she ALWAYS fighting with other women over her husband, it’s his job to put them in their place if they are acting inappropriately, yet he never seems to mind.
    I will never forget the episode where there was a girl practically grinding on him at a party yet he didn’t seem to mind until Kyle had to come and threaten to beat her up lol She is so insecure and petty! And she looks like Mrs Potato head

  29. Ruyana says:

    Taylor has beautiful eyes and the ugliest damn mouth I’ve ever seen.

  30. Gia says:

    First: damn, Brandi girl. STOP messing with your cheeks and injecting whatever into your laugh lines. STOP!! Second: Taylor just reeks of desperation. You can see the delight in her crazy eyes. The bulbs, the cameras, the carpet…love me! LOVE ME!! Even if it means the life of my daughters father.

  31. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Adrienne’s boobs look horrible. Capsular contracture ouch!

  32. Holden says:

    I love the 90′s softcore alien comment, dead on. They all look like they are desperately still trying to look Hollywood.

  33. RN says:

    Every so often I look at my “11s” between my eyebrows and contemplate getting Botox and fillers. Then I see pictures like this and change my mind. I’ll keep my 46 year old face just the way it is, wrinkles and all.

    The first picture of Ms. Foster reminds me of the infamous Lindsay pic in the pink fur jacket. Same baboon butt lips.

    • Jayna says:

      My sister always looked like she was frowning or angry. She got Botox right in that area only and looked great. It made a difference. Her forehead still moved.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I don’t have “11s” but I’ve seen good work on women who do. The idea is to use the stuff ONLY on the “11s”.

      These women try to get unnaturally smooth foreheads. I have a few horizontal lines on my forehead. They’ve been there since I was about 10 or 12 – i.e. when I FIRST looked in the mirror. They are like the small comas on the side of the mouth (vs. puppet lines). I think they were always there. I would suggest to look at a few girls and young women to see what they REALLY look like before going in.

      I sadly have sagging so Botox cannot help me.

  34. Jayna says:

    I’ve never thought Lisa looked overly done. Women in California who are in certain areas, Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, etc, have such plastic-surgeried faces and massive boobs and blown-up fish lips with their fake tans, botoxed within an inch of looking embalmed. Ugh.

  35. K says:

    Scary! I think I’m going to go as one of the Housewives for Halloween!

  36. gab says:

    Not one of them has any real dignity. It’s not a joke to say they all look frightening, it’s the truth. I feel truly embarrassed for them. This is like staring at an accident victim. I want to shield my eyes!

  37. HotPockets says:

    The worse thing about plastic surgery is that it never makes anyone look more youthful. All these women look their age, if not older, so what’s the point?

  38. Joh says:

    I would rather look at pictures of their feet then their faces.
    The fact that they pay plastic surgeons to do this to them is a riot!

  39. Jayna says:

    Has anyone ever noticed some women have so much filler in their smile lines that there’s no crease and a pouch of skin comes out above it when smiling? I mean, people in their twenties have smile lines, so why are these women trying to have such filled-in smile lines? Lisa Marie Presley was sitting next to her mom. At the time Lisa Marie was in her early thirties and she had more smile lines than her mom.

  40. Becks says:

    There is nothing wrong with a limitless ‘tox to smooth out your forehead. I still have movement and look much younger. With botox, less is more. These women have clearly gone overboard.

  41. JPC says:

    I think they all look horrible. This is what happens when aging women with money panic and start having work done.

    Nothing makes women look older than procedures designed to make them look younger.

  42. LAK says:

    Lisa Vanderpump…the lost Collins sister!

  43. ZenB!tch says:

    The weirdest looking title goes to Yolanda. I was going to say most tweaked but I don’t know what she looked like before.

    The most obviously newly tweaked is Kyle. Why???? She looked better before.

    And what is up with the square chins, they all have man chins and I have a feeling none of them was born a man. Were they?

  44. Fue McCormick says:

    Yolanda Foster looks like she lost a fight to a spray tan. I do like the way her hair looks in the front, though. I wonder how she gets that effect? Maybe by teasing and finger combing? Any hair stylists out there who can enlighten me.

  45. littlemissnaughty says:

    Who are these doctors??? They clearly have no shame.

    Lisa looks good, even Camille looks … well, fine is a stretch but it’s not too horrifying.
    But I have a question. Is there a woman in the world who can actually pull of these HL bandage dresses??? Clearly, Camille is skinny but she looks like she has a tiny gut in these pics. What IS it with these dresses???

  46. Shelly says:

    I can’t wait for this mess to come back on TV! Taylor looks like she’s gained a few much-needed pounds. Lisa looks fierce, as always. I hate Kyle and I hate Kim. Blah.

  47. Bellabumbum says:

    Jiggy looks just like Ken

  48. MB says:

    They all look sort of acceptable in the wide shot (except for Adrienne who looks like a wax figure) but then the CLOSEUPS! Holy wow, those are some frightening pictures. Lisa looks ok I guess but I cant stand her so I will say that Kyle looks the best (and by best, I dont mean great – just the best of a bad bunch). I always thought Kyle was quite attractive. I hope she doesnt mess with her face too much.

  49. someone says:

    I think Yolanda would look better with a colored lipstick rather than the nude shade she is wearing. Adrienne’s hair is just a mess.

  50. sala says:

    These women look frightening. I have nothing against a little botox here and there but whatever they’ve done is way too much. None of them look good for their ages to me, just very artificial. Lisa looks best I think, but it’s relative. Her frozen face at least looks less like it came from a mould/mask. I have many friends in their 40s who look much younger than those on this show claiming to be in that age bracket. And these friends eat, drink wine, go to the gym, look after kids, work long hours… ‘LA face’ may erase wrinkles but it ages nonetheless – just in an alien-looking way.

  51. Lipstick Girl says:

    Trick or Treat! Y’all scare the crap out of me.

  52. Moi says:

    Tweaked? These “ladies” passed tweaked awhile back. I think most of them have reached the macabre stage.

  53. mln89 says:

    taylor and her ridiculous duck lips look so ridiculous.

    • mln89 says:

      and what is taylor still doing on this show anyway? hasn’t she humiliated herself ENOUGH pretending to be wealthy on national t.v.? why continue the charade? she’s been exposed as a insecure thief who lied about her wealth and even her name. she needs to go fix her freakish fish lips and go get THERAPY. can’t stand her.

      and adrienne always looks so fake and gross. i don’t know how she could be married to a plastic surgeon and have such horrifying, obvious plastic surgery. and she’s way too rich to be dressing so badly. get a fucking stylist! i love brandi’s outrageous self as usual. and while i still don’t really like either kyle or kim (especially kyle’s catty, bossy self), i love kim’s pleated black dress and red nailpolish and i really like kyle’s glittery eyeshadow. i think they look the best out of everyone here.

  54. Marisa says:

    At least Taylor looks like she put on some weight. That girl was beyond-stressed last season.
    As for that Marisa, she looks a bit scary…and of course she has to have my name!

  55. EmmGee says:

    Long time lurker-first time poster……having never experienced the pleasure of watching any of the RHWOanywhere, I don’t have a “before” image in my mind of how anyone looked last season. That being said, I have a “spa” day booked for later this week to get a few lil’ adjustments done in preparation for an upcoming cruise. Decided I’m gonna take the money I was going to spend on botox and fillers and use it to buy enough tequila in Mexico to make me forget I ever saw this shit!! Some to drink, some to wash out my eyes, and some EXTRA to drink just in case I have a flashback to these photos. Oh, and I will bring back enough to contribute to the CBers just in case there’s another posting like this!!!!

  56. Annie B says:

    I remember when I was in my early 20s, talking to a guy who worked the door at night clubs. He said you can tell “old ladies” by their horizontal “neck lines”. The deeper/higher quantity of creases, the older. This terrified me in my 20s and alas, in my later 30s I do have some. Along with sun damaged light vertical very light shallow creases in my cleavage. But I notice when I look. I did luck out with not face lines, creases, wrinkles…yet. But these stretched, puffy, shiny LA faces scare the SHIT out of me.

  57. Mandy says:

    I don’t even know with these b!tches. But, they know how to bring the dramz and I’ll be tuning in come November!

  58. Mandy says:

    I just don’t even know with these b!tches. But, they know how to bring the dramz and I’ll be tuning in come November!

  59. samael says:

    Since season one, I am a jazzed fan. These women are true to their gender. Even in arguements they are so polite and even if it is in front of the camere…they move to a quiet room! Beverly Hills Housewives can do no wrong!

  60. Jenn Bee says:

    Someone needs to do Kim’s makeup. I think that her sister does it just to make Kim look bad. They are all so plastic but most people watch because they live better lives, at least financially than the rest of us. Frankly, no one seems even remotely happy except Brandi.