Justin Timberlake serenaded Jessica Biel at their wedding: LOL or sweet?

We’re a day away from seeing Jessica Biel’s wedding gown. Are you excited? I’m excited. I really am hoping that Jessica will surprise me and the People Magazine cover story devoted to her nuptials will feature beautiful photos of Jessica looking elegant and sophisticated. But let’s be real – this is Jessica Biel. It’s probably going to be a disaster. To do some early promotion for the People Mag issue, Justin and Jessica released additional statements to People yesterday. Justin told People, “It was magical. It was an unforgettable evening.” Jessica said, “It was a fantasy.” Yeah. It just feels like it was Justin’s “fantasy” wedding, not Jessica’s. I bet he didn’t let her decide anything.

Meanwhile, Us Weekly keeps stomping all over People’s milquetoast exclusive with some exclusive reporting of their own. Us Weekly says the floral theme was all-white, and the service went down at the “posh, ultra-exclusive” resort Borgo Egnazia. Us Weekly says Jessica’s formal wedding gown was pink and white… which Anne Hathaway did too, right? The reception was deejayed by Questlove, and some of the guests included Andy Samberg and Jimmy Fallon. Questlove did NOT play any *NSync, but Justin TOTALLY GOT UP AND SANG. At his own wedding. A source says, “Justin performed one song at the wedding. It’s a new one that he hasn’t released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica.” LOL, “he dedicated to Jessica” – because it would have been tacky to dedicate to the pretty Italian waitress, I guess. Obviously, I am a bitter hag, so that one detail is totally cracking me up. I imagine it was a slow, romantic song. I imagine Justin closed his eyes and sang as Jessica looked smug and like the cat that got the cream. If I was a guest at a wedding where the groom started singing to his bride – a song that will be on his new album, I’m sure, so this was like a cross-promotion – I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.

Now, in our post last Friday about their fancy Italian wedding, many of you said this marriage wouldn’t last. I tend to agree, but you have to remember something very vital: Jennifer Garner is one of Jessica’s close friends. What advice do you think Garner has given Biel to make her marriage work? Could it be a quick pregnancy?

Now that the Total Recall actress has married Sexy Back singer Justin Timberlake, 31, she wants to start a family, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. And the 30-year-old beauty has told friends she’s desperate for two kids – one boy, one girl.

“Jessica’s hitched and now she’s ready for a baby, as soon as possible!” A source told RadarOnline.com. “After her dream Italian wedding, Jessica told Justin that she is ready to have his children and she wants him to start thinking about building a family too.

“Jessica has been gearing up for motherhood for a while, but being the traditionalist she is, wanted to wait till after she got married. She is planning for two kids, ideally a boy and a girl, because she grew up with a younger brother herself and believes it’s healthy to have siblings. And it couldn’t be a more perfect time to start making babies – they both have a break in their schedules to put in the ground work!”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Justin and Jessica’s lavish wedding came with no expense spared – it cost an estimated $6.5 million – making it one of the most expensive in celebrity history.

[From Radar]

Yeah, even though it’s Radar and they could be full of it, I can actually see Jessica’s train of thought on this one. Maybe she won’t get pregnant right away… but next year? Yes, I could see that. And I can see Justin “behaving” for a while. And then in about two years, everything is going to get epic.

UPDATE: Page Six confirms two of my assumptions. One, Biel wore Giambattista Valli. Two, they sold the wedding photos to People for $300,000. Also, Justin didn’t invite any of his NSync boys!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. KWM says:

    I think it’s sweet, even if it is off his stupid album

    Maybe he wrote it for her

  2. Lucy says:

    What I want to know is, were there ever any rumours he cheated on Britney or Cameron? Or is it just Jessica?

    • Skipper says:

      I assumed he turned into a douche because Britney cheated on him.

      • Shitler says:

        Can we blame her? I mean look @ this guy? Yuck. & she cheated on him with Colin Farrell supposedly? That’s a massive upgrade in my book. Or was it with that choreograher guy? Wade Robson?

      • Kimlee says:

        Ya Britney cheated on Justin.

      • slh says:

        Justin was no angel back than either.

        Re: Shitler
        Britney didn’t meet Colin Farrel until 2003.

      • Jamie says:

        There were actually rumors of Justin cheating on Britney in the online community as far back as the No Strings Attached tour, way before the cheating rumors about Britney and Wade. Looking back on it (I thought they were cute then), I can’t blame her. lol He really did act like a child and now he’s so douchetastic, I’m glad that relationship ended. And, there were cheating rumors when Justin was dating Cameron. I remember reading about them.

  3. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    I think it would have been more romantic had he just gently sang to her in a low voice while they had their first dance. People would probably be able to see that he was singing to her, but not really be able to hear it.

    That would have been far more personal and romantic than an open display for everyone to see/hear.

  4. Skipper says:

    I hope the song was a duet with Andy Samberg. That’s the only way it would be any good.

  5. NerdMomma says:

    Classic Peg!

  6. Read this and thought OF COURSE he sang “to her” because this week long wedding was ALL ABOUT him! Whatever, I’m glad he married this chick so I don’t feel bad when he is acting, like him.

  7. Lemonade says:

    no Nsync boys at the wedding? Justin, you fail.

    • marie says:

      I thought I read several places that Kirkpatrick (that his name?) was there?

      and if it were anyone but Justin I’d say the serenade was sweet, with him it’s just douchetastic..

      • Kim says:

        He was in Italy wasn’t confirmed he was at wedding. TMZ has info about the other band members whereabouts. I just saw someone on Today show refer to them as an A list couple .Now I have to clean up the OJ I just spit out.Later

      • little-red says:

        thought I saw on Entertainment Tonight that they were in attendance.

      • marie says:

        ha, A list of what couple? cliches, idiots, big headed baffoons.. take your pick, cause there is no way they could be consider “A-List” unless HW’s scrapping the bottom of the barrel

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        ‘A’ list? Hah. After Brad’s Chanel commercial, I think that threw everyone’s rankings off..Like, he was automatically downgraded to ‘B’ and it was a domino effect, everyone else automatically dropped down a level after that. Except for Saint Angie..she will stay A list of course 😉

  8. Jill says:

    I feel sorry for him. He is done. She is desperate woman who is using him for fame and attention. He should leave her long time ago. He could do so much better.

    • jinni says:

      He was trying to leave her around the time he was trying to hook up with Mila Kunis during their movie. Mila either hit it and quit or just plain wasn’t interested; I guess she was in the market for hooking up with a douche just not him exactly.

  9. KC says:

    OMG. Don’t care for either of them. I just watched “bad teacher” (yea, I’m late to the game). Geez, can he NOT act. He is good in skits but for a whole movie… yowza

  10. ella says:

    Maybe this is a cultural thing but where I live it’s pretty common for a bride/groom to sing to the significant other at a wedding if he or she is into music and can sing.

    So I don’t see how this is so ridiculous.

    What I do find ridiculous, though, is Justin Timberlake in general. Ew.

  11. Mrs.Darcy says:

    Gag and cringe.

  12. goodquestion says:

    What has she done to her face? Yikes.

    • Roxy says:

      I know , right? Soooo…POINTY! All over, points and angles. Like she could put somebodys eye out with that nose. & her eyes? Why does everybody want those damn cat eyes? You can barely tell she was the girl on 7th Heaven. Soo, that said, nobody would care who or where she married if it wasn’t JT. She’s so pointy! Did she get her b**bs made pointy too?

    • Eleonor says:

      fishlips!

  13. Sabrine says:

    It’s totally sweet that he sang her a song. They’re newlyweds for effs sake. I don’t think he could have done better than Jessica. He has a nerd vibe and she is an adventure junkie. I would think she gets him out there doing things he wouldn’t do otherwise.

  14. lizzi says:

    “put in the ground work” for a baby? gross.

  15. Lucy says:

    I don’t know what it is, but it seems like overnight (i.e. since getting married) that he’s gotten uglier and more boring.

    He hasn’t had any new music, been in anything and now married to this no-talent hanger-on. They are starting to remind me of Nick Lachey and Vanessa…eek! (I know they’re not THAT bad but definitely a bore)

  16. eileen says:

    Why is she making that face in every pic? She looks like a cupie doll. Yikes.

  17. hoya_chick says:

    If you can afford to have a $6.5 million wedding why are you getting paid for your wedding pictures?! At 300K no less? So tacky and gauche. Just like the two of them. Yuck. I love how they use to be so private. Now they are selling their wedding pictures. When he cheats and embarrasses her publicly and she asks for privacy, I doubt the media/public will curtail their coverage as they are welcoming the attention and scrutiny by taking money for their wedding pictures and the cover of people mag.

    I said as much in the wedding announcement Kaiser about what Jen (who had a shotgun wedding) has been advising Jessica to do to further cement her new image as Mrs. Douche. She wasn’t at the wedding which I found strange. But I think Jessica will go the Jen/Jessica Alba route. Their sex pot days are over now that they are all older and younger starlets have taken their place not to mention they are all marginally (if that) gifted in the acting department so they revamped thier images when they got married and had babies and became all Mother Earth. Jen with the daily pap shots with her kids (are there any kids in HW more photograped than the Affleck-Garner brood?!) and Jessica Alba with her equally annoying pap shots and over priced diaper company.

  18. L says:

    All I can think is that Xtina sang to her husband at her wedding and that didn’t end well.

  19. Macey says:

    I wonder what these two will do for press now that the “wedding” is over? It doesnt look like many people even had an interest in that.
    count down for the baby stories to run…

    • slh says:

      The only thing people [the media alike] seemed to be interested in, myself included, was seeing photos of NSYNC reunited.

  20. Incredulous says:

    So do we call them Jesstin and Jussica now or should we wait to see if the ink dries before the marriage blows up?

  21. j.eyre says:

    Is he wearing a tuxedo with no tie in that last photo? I am having a huge issue with this. I understand young(?) Hollywood trying to make fashion statements but there have to be lines drawn and not crossed at some point.

    Savile Row shops are lowering their shades to him.

  22. Kelly says:

    She looks constipated in that first picture. I give them 10 years because she’s a complete man pleaser. I remember her saying she would do about anything to stay with him. Good luck with that girl.

  23. feebee says:

    I can’t shake the thought of this all being a massive elaborate charade and wonder why’d they bother?

  24. oliveo says:

    Man they’re dropping these photos as fast as low-list celebs. I’m still bummed that we’ve had to wait for weeks to see Blake Lively’s pics/ dress… now that girl has got some PR game.

    • Marissa says:

      I hadn’t noticed until recently, but Blake Lively does have some fantastic PR game! The relationship with Leo literally made me go from being annoyed by her, to loving her just based on watching her strategies.

      • oliveo says:

        Right?! I have no strong feelings about her either way, but I can’t wait to see her wedding pics in Martha Stewart.

  25. ct4224 says:

    I’m sure this marriage won’t last longer than a couple of years…most of them don’t. He seems like an arrogant ahole and she is just looking to hang on because her career has died.

  26. Grace says:

    This couple makes me sleepy they’re so boring. How did Justin get this whipped?

  27. skuddles says:

    C’mon People mag, trot out those bangsy wedding pics! I want to see the hair and the dress… the only vaguely intriguing things about this marriage IMO.

  28. A. says:

    So sad to see what she looks like nowdays. She and Alba were the only naturally pretty chicks in Hollywood in my opinion. And she does THIS(?!) to herself? Cheekbones, chin, nose, lips, botox & breast implants? She’s hardly 30!! Sheeesh! Such a waste of money!

  29. Liv says:

    Is someone also thinking Lainey’s new blind is about them? I’m pretty sure, she gave a hint by mentioning champagne and olives…

    • oliveo says:

      Yup! Referencing “pasta” and “d*ck,” like Justin & Andy Samberg’s “D*ck in a Box.”

      Woof I hate typing the d-word…

  30. lisa2 says:

    I wonder how this wedding issue will sell. I don’t think People’s other baby/wedding issues have sold as well. I know that Justin has a fanbase not sure about Jessica.

    I know people will be curious about the dress and all but curious enough to buy the issue as appose to just looking at it in a store. I won’t buy the magazine, I’ll look at the pics online or in at the store.

  31. Anonalyss says:

    I don’t really like Blake Lively but I commend her inviting her “sisterhood…” co-stars.

    Justin wouldn’t be where he is today if it weren’t for n’sync, but it always seems like since he went solo he does everything he can to distance himself from his beginnings. If it’s true that he didn’t invite the rest of the n’sync gang then i have truly lost whatever little love I might still have for him.

    That’s why so many people hate or think he’s a douche. He needs to learn a little humility.

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  33. Faith says:

    really…..let them be…..GOod luck guys….Stop hating like that….they r human…we are too so stop it !