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Here are some photos from last night’s UK premiere of Skyfall, the new James Bond movie that I’m absolutely dying to see. I think Skyfall is my most-anticipated film of the season, mostly because I don’t give a f—k about hobbits (sorry LOTR fan-girls). I guess I’m looking forward to Django Unchained too, but not as much as Skyfall. Anyway, one of the big reasons I’m so into the idea of Skyfall is because A) they actually got a great director, Sam Mendes, for this one and B) they’ve brought in a lot of heavy-hitting acting talent. Daniel Craig reprises his Bond role, and Ralph Fiennes joins the cast as some kind of MI6 bureaucrat (SPOILER: I do think Ralph will be taking over the “M” role because this is Dame Judi Dench’s last outing). And then there’s Javier Bardem as the villain. Not just any villain – a villain with horrible hair. You can always tell how evil Javier’s character is going to be based on the wig. And finally, there’s Ben Whishaw, joining the cast as “Q” – the tech guy. I LOVE Ben Whishaw. This role is perfect for him.
Anyway, it’s hard for me to decide who I would go for first between Daniel Craig, Ralph Fiennes and Javier Bardem. Which one is the sexiest? Which one is the funniest? Which one would bone you like crazy and rock your world to the point of no return? Marry, f—k, kill: Skyfall Edition. I would… hm… I would probably marry Javier. But I could also marry Ralph, or I could bone him. Daniel is either a f—k or a kill. Or BOTH. See? It’s really difficult.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes
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Daniel Craig please. All day, everyday!
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Yes. Its Daniel for me all the way.
Sexy, sweet man.
I saw some pics of him with Rachel. Such a beautiful couple.
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The Tom Ford tux KILLS!
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Craig’s wearing a jacket tad too small. The most impeccably dress is Bardem of course. Just look at how everything fits beautifully.
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Javier Bardem is the best looking one in that bunch.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes he is. Javier is just a stud muffin.
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Hell yeah!
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He sure is, even if I’m Team Craig !
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marry Javier( catholic he will not divorce me) ,work with Craig(chef I want to have fling with)and dream about Ralph from English Patient.The last one guy You can keep for Yourself:))))
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Not catholic, but atheist.
Source: Spaniard here.
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Can we just toss it and say ALL OF THEM? (I’m feeling randy this a.m.!) disclaimer: minus that little weenie one at the end. NO THANKS!
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I second this
I pulled a sicky and cut out of work early in order to get a decent viewing spot by the red carpet, last night.
They all genuinely looked AMAZING in person. Daniel Craig and Rachael Weiz looked so sweet together.
But, gun to my head, I’d have to say … Javier. He had a bounce in his step that made me smile
Although karma seems to have come around and bite me on the arse as I’ve managed to catch a cold! Meh. Totally worth it.
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Ah Amelia… we await any stories.
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JEALOUS!
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… I may or may not have spluttered my very rubbish, very fractured Spanish at Javier.
…
And he may or may not have told me ‘Good effort’ and winked at me.
Best. Night. Ever.
Sorry, Cumby. There’s a new imaginary hubby in town.
The only downside to the night is that my arse was in immininent danger of contracting frostbite and we got drenched by some moron who deliberately drove through a puddle. However we went and got toasties and tea from Pret a Manger afterwards, which rounded off the best night of October so far. (‘We’ being my friends and I, not Javier, just to clarify. If I ever managed to get him to go *anywhere* with me it would *not* be to Pret…)
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Amelia – I repeat: JEALOUS! OMFG, REALLY?!? (sorry. sorry; I apologise. total fan-girl moment.)
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*sigh* – the wink. One real weakness I have is a good wink… especially when delivered by a delicious cup of yum. Sounds like a great night – down to the toasties and tea.
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@Amelia! You’re throwing Cumby over for Javi?! But since I’ve drooled over Javier since Jamon Jamon, I understand completely. That is a gorgeous, mouth-watering hunk o’ Javi.
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Daniel Craig, you guys can have the rest.
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Bardem
He doesn’t believe in God. He will divorce you.
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I’m obviously missing something here. People who belive in God never get divorced?
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Javier, Ralph and then Grumpy.
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Same here.
Craig is one of those people – some times he looks drop dead gorgeous, at others distinctly ordinary, a bit like any slightly stocky middle aged guy.
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Javier definitely! But could I have a short fling with Daniel and Ralph on the side. I can’t wait for this movie. BTW when I see Daniel and Javier together I think of your little fantasy story you made up about them a few years back, it sounds like a little of that comes true in the movie.
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I go with Javier, to me he seems to be the only guy who can tell a dirty joke in a funny way. Plus he might like my cooking …. And IMO, he is the most talented of those 3, his villain in “No Country For Old Men” scared the bejesus out of me. He was so damn good!
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Can’t wait for The Hobbit!!
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Me too. I think small guys try extra hard to please,LOL, but I won’t say no to Ralf though…
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Me too, Shitler, & I love your name!
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daniel, always daniel
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Javier Bardem all the way!
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Um, none of the above. Especially Craig. Sorry.
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Daniel’s eyes look so blue in these photos. Don’t know who to pick lol
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Fiennes>Craig>Bardem.
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Javier definitely, Grumpy an affair and Ralph Fiennes for the pass.
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Kill Fiennes, shag Daniel Craig over and over and over again, and marry Javier because I could never get enough of him.
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YES! This. Exactly right
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+1
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Ralph ! Then Javier.
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Dayum look at all the pretty men. I’d do ‘em all. The. End.
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Marry Daniel, shag Fiennes, kill Bardem. I don’t get his appeal at all.
Isn’t it funny how you can show 3 men and we all have such varied feelings about each of them? Perception of beauty; it’s a funny thing.
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Finally….I thought I was the only one who thinks does not think Javier is hot.
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I guess it’s just the two of us
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His face and features are HUGE!
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Me too.Javier looks like a horse-face. I don’t find him sexy in the least. Put some hairplugs on Ralph, and I’d get with him.
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Add me to the list.
Javier’s features are too harsh.
Fiennes is too bland.
Daniel is one I would like to marry and fck over and over and over…
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Honestly I never get going by a man’s beauty alone. Wit, humour, talent, intelligence are much more important I think. Imagine you go for a walk with a guy and he has never anything interesting to say. How can you sustain any relationship (whether its with a friend or a lover) with somebody who is bland. A pretty face can become very boring after a while.
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Ralph Fiennes. In a heartbeat.
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Barrrr-dddemmmmm
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Tough call but put me down for Bardem!
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Javi!
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Ralph for the F*ck! Over and over and over!!!
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I totally agree. Ralph all the way. Even though he doesn’t look it, he would bone you like crazy. I’ve seen him in interviews and they way he looks and talks about women, just let’s you know he…..
I would f k, marry and kill Ralph.
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Bardem !
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Ralph forever
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All I know is Craig’s suit is killer! Great suit!
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Bardem…. His voice alone when he’s speaking in low soft tones. OMGasmic.
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I’d take Daniel over Javier or Ralph anyday.
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…yeah I’m going to need some kind of a time share agreement. I’d like a go at all of them.
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Javier Bardem is my dream man. Please tell me he isn’t short……….
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javier is 1.83 cm … he is a real man
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mmmmmmmm is right!
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Javier Bardarem all the way baby, the other 2 do zero for me. Ralph is a slut and Daniel has a mouth like a duck’s ass.
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Ben Whishaw. The rest follow distantly behind him, IMO.
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thank you! finally! i take brains over muscles any day.. one ben wishaw for me, thanks! and he can bring his boyfriend with him
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Hot damn! A post full of real men. Manly men! Yaay! Triple yaaay!!! Thanks Kaiser!
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Can I hear one Daniel Craig to go please?. .Bardem is a little too slick for me.
Fiennes…no thanks.
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Oooo swoon…Daniel Craig to marry.
He’s so sexy…I don’t care if he’s surly.
I love his line in Casino Royale about his little pinky…
And what he can do with it. Haha!
Plus, him in that tiny blue swim suit.
My husband is sexxxxy sexy…but dang, I can’t help but be giddy over Daniel.
Also, he was great in SNL a few weeks ago. He can be funny as well.
Ahhh
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I co-sign everything here
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All… and I would probably invite their wives.
There is so much hot in this post, vulcanologists are setting up equipment to track it.
(Whishaw, who is not normally my type, was so good at Richard II, he is invited to my party – just let me get another cup of coffee)
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Marry (and bone) Fiennes. He’s perfect and I like that he’s a little slutty.
Bardem does nothing for me. He always looks a little smelly. Craig is okay, but he’s no Ralph Fiennes.
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Javier!! I would do Ralphie too but Daniel Craig I wouldn’t even touch with a stick.
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Thing is with Javier Bardem I’m quite worried that I’d be in bed with his doppelganger aka Jeffrey Dean Morgan instead… Imagine you think you’re eating paella but it’s what… jambalaya? O_O
So I’d go safe and pick Daniel Craig for a little bed rattle.
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I inhaled all of the water I meant to drink. Right then.
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That’s funny! Because I think JDMorgan is very good looking, but not Javier!
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Javier.
In the conservatory.
With a rope.
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I would do Ralph Fiennes. I used to fantasize about him when i was like 15. Something about him is just so damn attractive.
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I would marry AND kill Javier! No I’m kidding! LOL I would just do him, I guess. I would DO the same with Ralph.
I wouldn’t kill them, no. Unless they really sucked in the sack! LOL
Saving the best for last here. I would do Daniel alot. He’s super fit with that tight, toned body and those blue eyes of his are so delicious! It would be hit many, many times! That’s all I want you for babe. NO marriage. Sorry. LOL
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Anyone else think DC would be a crier in the sack, JB would be a giggler and Ralph a work horse but overall boring? That’s my take, but I’d have to bang them all to be sure. Anything for Science.
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anything for science! such a huge sacrifice but someone has to do it..
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LOL I love criers (being one myself). Personally I think JB would be a talker. Ralph, I don’t know, anything could happen with that man….
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daniel – F
javier – M
ralph – K
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tough call…
But if we had a hot guy’s Friday post with Cumber, Hiddles and Fassie, I would have an answer,
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It’s always Ralph for me, though he needs to work on his hair…
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I want acting lessons from Fiennes, a (lengthy) massage from Craig, and a day touring Madrid with Bardem as my enthusiastic and flirtatious guide. For night time adventures I’m more than happy to stick with the man in my life…..
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Ralph Fiennes looks like a selfish lover. Sorry ladies but he does. All ego and no fun for anyone but him. He’s like that lame jock in hs that expects his reputation to carry the evening without any skills to make it happen.
So it’s between Craig and Bardem. They both look like they know how to make love and have those passionate romps.
Not every man is capable of doing both.
So, K-Ralph, F-Bardem, M-Craig.
There is something about Craig that does it for me more than the rest so I would want a lifetime of him.
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Javier! *_*
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Javiar in a NY minute!
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Javier!
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Wow Craig out blued Fiennes (and Fiennes has AMAZING eyes). Daniel wins this round (why is Ralph’s hairline receding, WHY?!?!).
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Javier all the way!!
what the hell happened to Ralph??
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