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Britney and Paris are the worst dressed for 2006 according to that Blackwell guy. Now Britney I can see, because she wears clothes for a thinner, younger, and frankly – poorer – woman who shops at those teen stores at the mall, but Paris usually looks quite fab. She wears a lot of dumb t-shirts with sayings on them, and her look isn’t perfect, but she’s nearly always well coiffed, even if she’s falling over drunk. And her crotch and nip slips have this carefree vibe about them. The girl is just stylish, and even though she’s worn some stupid outfits, she’s still well dressed in my clueless book.
In fact I’ve seen Paris come out of her house in the middle of the night looking just gorgeous. I think what Mr. Blackwell objects to is the fact that he has to see her so often. Other celebs on the list include Christina Aguilera and predictably, Mariah Carey, who should have beaten out Paris by a landslide:
For the 47th year, Mr. Blackwell has come out with his biggest offenders — and who were the worst of 2006? BFFs-no-more Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Of the hard-partying duo, the style arbiter says “Two peas in an over-exposed pod! Style-free and fashion deprived…ladies and gentlemen, the ‘SCREAMGIRLS’ have arrived!” Next on his hit list are Camilla Parker-Bowles (“The Duchess of Dowdy”), Lindsay Lohan (“from adorable to deplorable”), Christina Aguilera (“all crass, no class”) and Mariah Carey (“the Queen of Catastrophic Kitsch”). Rounding out the Top Ten Worst are Paula Adbul, Sharon Stone, Tori Spelling, Sandra Oh and Meryl Streep. Meow! But who does Mr. Blackwell think is doing it right? His “Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006″ include our favorites Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce and Katie Holmes. Other stylish stars on his list include Helen Mirren, Barbra Streisand, Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, Heidi Klum and Marcia Cross.
Lindsay definitely deserved a mention, but Christina? Her makeup is overdone all the time but she usually wears decent clothing. It sounds more like a naughty and nice list to me. What do you guys think? Even if you don’t like Paris she usually looks good. And where’s Gwen Stefani?
The header image is of one of Paris’ worse outfits, but she’s still dressed better than Britney on a good day.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Britney Spears, Fashion, Paris Hilton
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But that was her only real talent!
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well i think Paris is not the worst dressed of 2006. Britney, ok i agree, she used to be pretty or dressed well, but Paris? the girl has style
that photo is not one of my favorite outfit, but she normally looks good.
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yeah as much as I hate paris she dresses well. you never see her looking disheveled.
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Both Brittany and Paris are class/style/morals bankrupt.
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Britney should start using Paris’ personal stylist. Or any personal stylist would do. Homegirl needs help in a baaaaad way.
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I’d personally settle for someone to coach britney in the ancient art of brushing one’s hair and applying shampoo… Meeeow!
Oh – and how to put on a pair of knickers – preferably pants with decent coverage.
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Paris Hilton is a walking, ambulatory wardrobe malfunction. I am so glad she’s now known for that perticular talent.
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LOVE that Fendi B belt!
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Who the bloody hell is Mr Backwell?
Anyone?
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What about Sienna Miller? Despite this thing I keep hearing about her being a style icon, I’ve never seen her wear anything decent. In fact, I’m quite sure she picks out her daily outfit while blind-folded.
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Anyone who uses their vagina as a fashion accessory deserves to be on the worst dressed list!
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Maybe they were talking about Paris’s skull. That face it wears is the ugliest thing ever.
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