Disneyland fires all Jack Sparrow actors – due to female flashers?


Would you strip for a Johnny Depp lookalike?

Disneyland park in Anaheim, California is retiring the live actors that play Captain Jack Sparrow of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. While officials say they’re no longer actively promoting the films, which won’t come out in a fourth installment featuring Johnny Depp until 2012, rumor has it that the park had another reason to get rid of the dashing Depp lookalikes. Women were lifting their tops to pose with the dirty pirates, compromising the family-friendly image of Disneyland. A former employee says it’s true and claims that’s why the actors lost their job right before the holidays:

Disneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member.

“They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow,” said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. “This is a sexy, rock-star pirate.”

The pirate actors said they were told they were no longer needed at about the same time that
additional fairies were added to the park’s cast, presumably to promote Disney’s new movie “Tinkerbell.”
Disneyland officials confirmed that the pirate was indeed fired (due to declining relevance and diminishing visitor requests), but flatly denied published reports that the dismissal had anything to do with female fans flashing their breasts at the swashbuckling actors who portray Jack Sparrow at the Anaheim theme park.

Disneyland spokeswoman Suzi Brown called the breast-flashing rumors “absolutely false” and “simply not true.”

The animatronic characters on the Pirates of the Caribbean water-wide will remain, according to Disneyland officials.

The fired Jack Sparrow actors greeted visitors and posed for photos on Tom Sawyer Island and occasionally wandered around New Orleans Square near the POTC ride. Disneyland promises the bad boy buccaneer, made famous by Johhny Depp in the trilogy of movies, will eventually return — “some day.”

[From KTLA.com]

Would you show your boobs to Jack Sparrow? You would hope there are plenty of cocktails involved for the ladies in question. While you can’t drink at Disneyland there are margaritas to be had at nearby Downtown Disney and California Adventure. It wouldn’t take much to get me to take my top off for Johnny Depp, but I would like to think that an imposters wouldn’t inspire as much foolishness.

Images by photographer salady found on Flickr.

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  1. female flashers? hey there ladies. show me yours and i’ll show you mind’s.

  2. GrnMtGirl says:

    The impostors would get nothing from me. Now Johnny – that is a completely different story!

    He is so freakin’ HOT! :mrgreen:

  3. elisha says:

    I feel bad that I got them fired now.

    JK

  4. Syko says:

    LMAO @ elisha!

  5. Ling says:

    Well, Celebitchy, flashing is more likely to lead to further interaction when applied to an impostor. Close your eyes and pretend it’s Depp.

  6. Mike says:

    This is the same reason I lost tenure at Purdue University

  7. viper says:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!! The title was hilarious enough. It’s a shame for the actors, I fail to see why they have to suffer for Depps sex appeal. Im sure he disapproves of this.

  8. rules says:

    Ok, this makes me sick because this is a family place with LOTS of young kids around….I dont want my kids around a bunch of women flashing themsleves at men….really this isnt an adult place where people can do whatever they want, this is a place for KIDS!!!not cool!

  9. Cletus says:

    I dunno, I think boobs are pretty much ALWAYS cool. At least, mine are. They are all decorated and everythang. (Aren’t boobs the new black?)

    @ elisha and Mike- HAHAHAHAHAHA- NICE.

  10. Syko says:

    If we, here in America, didn’t spend so much time being puritans and trying to act like boobs are ugly and dirty things that ZOMG WE MUST HIDE THEM, especially from children, this would not be so much of a problem. Were they accepted as a natural part of the female anatomy, nobody would think anything of it.

    I don’t understand the kids being fired for it. The women are doing it, it’s not like the pirate guys are ripping off their clothing. Poor unemployed pirates.

  11. KDRockstar says:

    Yeah, well, you should see my pics with Dumbo. I just called him Phelps.

  12. Because I Say So says:

    lol, KD Rockstar.

    Disney needs to make up it’s mind: how can it promote its tween slut market stars like that slag Miley Cyrus and then fire actors who have done nothing wrong? Or, is it only acceptable if the exploitation is happening on Disney’s end…?

  13. NotBlonde says:

    Personally, I don’t think it had anything to do with chicks flashing him. Everyone knows why they go to Disneyland and that its a family park. I think he and the others got their asses fired because they were pervy. I took a picture with one (after standing in a ridiculously long line full of teens) and he made a remark about me and my sister being a perfect “duo” for “long nights”.

    Um..what?

  14. geee says:

    The Jacks @ Disneyworld were fantastic! Not at all pervey! It’s a shame they had to leave, they were way more fun than the Pirates ride.

    and for the record, no boobie flashing here.

  15. Sarah says:

    The whole concept of random boob flashing is still strange to me. Why would a woman do that? I mean, even if I see the real Johnny Depp right in front of me… why would I flash him?? Do I (they) really think that will raise my chances of a drink with him??? Seriously, it’s bewildering…

  16. Aspen says:

    It may very well be Puritanical…but I think women ought to endeavor to keep their clothing on in public.

    I don’t think breasts are dirty. I rather like them. I do NOT like them at Disneyland because the women flashing them are not using their breasts in any sort of au naturale way. They’re flashing the Depp lookalike to make themselves sexually available.

    NOT a habit I want my daughter looking at.

    Maybe I’m a Puritan for thinking women ought not be sluts. If that’s the case…then I guess I’m proud to be a Puritanical extremist.

  17. Sarah says:

    I think the boob flashing was probably just a roomer started by some teenager. For one its illegal and two, who ever did it would have definitely been arrested. Disney definitely would not put up with such nonsense. As much as a disappointment it is not to have Capt. Jack running around Disneyland they probably did it to save some money and hire new tinkerbell characters to promote the movie. Hopefully they will bring back Jack Sparrow actors. They would have been cool dudes to chat with for a bit.

  18. squrillyboy says:

    You gotta be kidding me with this! Those poor actors fired just because “allegedly” a bunch of horney (and possibly drunk lol) women flashed them?! really?! That’s ridiculous!

    Disneyland spokeswoman Suzi Brown called the breast-flashing rumors “absolutely false” and “simply not true.”

    Totally agree with that statement! I think Disney fired them simply so they could showcase and promote the faires movie. Absolutely ludicris! Bring Jack back!

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