Angelina Jolie ‘secretly recording’ her ex-husband’s TV show, Brad is upset

Yes, I will use LITERALLY any excuse to post old photos of Angelina Jolie and her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller. I’m old enough (God, I’m old) to remember how hot JLM and AJ were together. Younger people think Brad Pitt and Angelina were the hottest version – to which I say, NOOOoo. JLM and Angelina were so young and crazy, and they were simply too fiery to survive. What’s weird is that I don’t think JLM was or is really that “crazy”. I think he was and is basically a decent guy who really loved her, and that’s why she kept coming back to him after they divorced (HOT), and that’s why they’re still friends to this day (true story).

Anyway, the Enquirer has gotten my JLM-AJ nostalgia going full force. The story is dumb and funny, and ultimately harmless. Apparently, Angelina is a “secret” fan of Jonny’s new CBS show, Elementary – that knockoff of Sherlock. And Brad is SO upset about it. Brad is just going to cry about it and then storm out of the house!

Brad Pitt has a love rival in his own living room – fiancée Angelina Jolie’s handsome ex-hubby Jonny Lee Miller! Jolie brought out Brad’s jealous streak by secretly recording Johnny’s hit new TV series “Elementary” – after telling him the show was “a dud.”

The lovers’ spat started after Angelina tuned in to the show’s first episode, telling Brad that she wanted to “critique Jonny’s acting performance and see how he’s aged,” a source revealed to The Enquirer. “Afterward, Angelina told Brad that she thought the show was so bad she could barely make it through the entire episode.”

But later Brad discovered that Angie had been recording the show behind his back and then watching the episodes when he wasn’t around, added the source. What’s worse, their kids were watching it too!

“Her daughters Zahara and Shiloh have a crush on Jonny, and Angelina’s boys think the show is cool too,” noted the source. “Of course, when Brad found out their kids were fans of Jonny’s show, it made him even more furious!”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

It’s kind of creepy to think that Zahara and Shiloh would have “crushes” on mommy’s first husband, right? Besides that, I’ve seen a few episodes of Elementary – while it’s nothing shocking for network television, it’s not appropriate for children to watch. So, that part of the story doesn’t ring true. But sure, I’ll buy that Angelina still watches movies and TV shows that feature Jonny. Why not? HOT.

Photos courtesy of WENN and jonny-leemiller.com.

 

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  1. watchingyoubitchh says:

    they look hot together but i am all for brangelina forever and ever!

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      I’m just glad we can ALL finally see evidence that Angelina has always had thin arms and a thin frame (I’m looking at that last photo of Angie and Johnnie in the doorway). The woman lost weight after her mother died and people hoped on a ‘anorexic/drug’ wagon and never hoped off.

  2. Ms Kay says:

    LOL at The Enquirer and their BS story!

    AJ and Miller are known to have remained close friends after their divorce, she even attended some of his premieres and theatre performances.

    Now from Miller to Chanel Pitt, the latter wouldn’t have to worry much eh..

  3. truthSF says:

    Damn, they looked good together. Now, Jonny looks like shit.

  4. mln76 says:

    The story is BS they are still close friends he even came to her last movie premiere….but yeah JLM back in the day was scrumptious.

  5. Eleonor says:

    I LOVED them together!! I remember too: at the time Angie was the hottest and the coolest girl on earth.
    And even if JLM has a serious case of “good guy” face (the face that makes your grandma happy) I bet he must be a sexbeast: this is the man who was married with Angie during her crazy years.

  6. Katyusha says:

    Wow, they were a beautiful couple; it’s weird to see how they’ve grown!

  7. Green says:

    LOL, stupid fiction is stupid!
    JLM is just so boring, poor thing.
    Not even fictions can make him look interesting, LOL

    • UNF Joan Jett says:

      That is why in my mind Angelina soowns all over Lucy instead :D I mean, the story is BS anyways, so why not make it more exiting?

      Also: I want vintage Angelina every week. Find more excuses, Kaiser! Or don´t. Because vintage Angelina is reason enough.

  8. Micki says:

    I’m amazed that such a hard core “villainess” like Jolie has the need to do something “secretly”. I’d bet she’d openly torture Brad with every sigle ep. LOL. More-she could have organized public viewing in the neighbourhood.
    What utter BS.

  9. aang says:

    I don’t remember knowing about her until she married Billy Bob. Never heard of JLM and would never watch Elementary after watching Sherlock. American shows are always very dumbed down compared to anything from the BBC. She looks very different in the old photos. How old was she?

  10. Toniko says:

    On that photo in gray dress she’s already pregnant with Shiloh.

  11. dahlianoir says:

    It’s been a while since we last saw brad crying and leaving a building :D
    It’s pure BS, tabloids are staring to realize Jennifer/Angelina epic fight of doom is getting old so they invent new BS.
    On a side note, I love pregnant Angie !

  12. lucy2 says:

    So no one knows when the wedding is, but we’re supposed to believe they know what’s on her DVR? Come on.

    I kind of like him, he was good on Dexter a while back.

    • mcora96 says:

      Yes, he was awesome on Dexter and in Trainspotting! I tried to watch Eli Stone for a bit, but couldn’t get into it- still, from what I saw, he was good in that as well. It is amazing to me that so many of these British guys do such great American “accents”!

  13. Bluedog says:

    Look! Angelina’s old nose. That was Jon Voight’s nose!

  14. Emma says:

    lmao this is as funny as the stories about Angelina going into fits of rage after Maddox told her he has a crush on Aniston.

  15. TheOriginalKitten says:

    This might be the dumbest fictional story about her yet.

  16. Sandra says:

    Does anyone know why Angelina’s old photos have her w/brown eyes? Is she wearing contacts then or now?

  17. marie says:

    haha, another story where Brad runs from the room crying “How could you?!?” And Angelina’s all like “I’m only crushin on Lucy I swear! The key grip is my uncle!” (ha, I have no idea what a key grip is, I’ll google it)

  18. lower-case deb says:

    i like that grey dress.
    i know it’s really old, but who’s it by?

  19. effy says:

    Young JLM was beautiful!
    AJ is AJ, always gorg!!

  20. Bird says:

    Look! It’s Angie’s old face!

  21. dcypher1 says:

    Jlm forever hes still hot and I like his show too.

  22. Julie says:

    Ahhhh!! Two Angie and JLM stories in the span of a few days! Thank youuu Kaiser! I’m not old enough to remember these two together… but I love JLM and his new show Elementary. So when I heard that my favourite female celebrity – Angie – used to be married to JLM… <3 <3
    I watched "Hackers" last weekend. While the movie is so-so, the chemistry between Angie and JLM was undeniable and really made the film. Young, wild Angie was so hot!

  23. melior says:

    Love this guy! I didn’t even know he was married to AJ.

    • Susie (1 of 3) says:

      After watching the first show, I found JLM so interesting I’ve seen every episode. Had no idea he was THAT JLM who was married to AJ. He is the reason to watch Elementary.
      Love seeing the old pictures, didn’t pay attention to her back then.

  24. cucumber says:

    wow, angelina was so HOT back then!
    she should eat more, seriously she’s actually very very beautiful.

  25. G says:

    Brad was crying, because to get back at her, he’d have to watch The Switch!

  26. Minky says:

    I loved JLM and AJ together, and Hackers was the movie that I wanted to be my HS reality, along with My So-Called Life. Between Angie and Rayanne from MSCL, I was pretty sure that I wanted to be crazy and wild, too. I never was, but I always pretended I was! LOL… Love seeing the old photos of them together. Gossip Nostalgia!

  27. Milla says:

    JLM and AJ were one of the hottest couples ever. So edgy and sexy and young… They remind me of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp, cos of that whole cool attitude.

  28. Sway says:

    They are one of the hottest couples that ever were.
    They were more than pretty faces, they had chemistry. They got divorced and they still saw (cough*sleptwith*cough)each other for years ahead.
    The first man after Johnny that she achieved that kind of chemistry with is Brad.

    Oh, and Johnny’s a sexy beast. That accent… that smile… those eyes… that raw sexual magnetism…
    Too bad he could be my Dad :)

  29. d b says:

    I dunno. Is it really that difficult to believe that a current partner would be jealous of an ex? Especially when they couldn’t stop sexxy times, despite the divorce?

    As for the kids watching Elementary, I could see it happening. Brangelina’s kids are growing up in the business, I’m sure they know it’s all make believe.

  30. Lisa says:

    AND he was with her when she still had her original face.

    “Elementary” is all right. I’ve watched it from the beginning, and it’s like a low-dose substitute that I use until “Sherlock” comes back for only three episodes! I need something to keep me going. And, it does have its moments. JML is great, and there are some elements here and there that are interesting/entertaining enough, but mostly it’s like most other TV crime procedurals.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Agree about “Elementary.” Low-dose substitute is a good description. Of course it can’t be compared to BBC’s Sherlock, but nothing can—-that would be unfair.

      The show is mostly dull, but it’s not Johnnie Lee Miller’s fault. He is really good in this role & makes a very believable modern Sherlock. I just think the show needs better writers & a different atmosphere–because it does come off pretty generic.

      They could heat it up quite a bit if they brought in a really good & creepy Moriarty. A young Kevin Spacey comes to mind.

  31. Freak on a Leash says:

    Vivienne looks just like him. :/

  32. zut alors! says:

    I hope I can leave this link here. It’s about JLM introducing Angie to one of his Peace One Day partners. The ease Angie and JLM have with one another is so sweet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B8TF8Gr04k

  33. Nikita says:

    See, Angies Exes are all friendly with her, it speaks for her!
    She must be a great woman. dont know her but this says a lot.
    instead, one of brads ex is, well screaming at the ocean haha
    thats what loosers usualy do.

  34. Reece says:

    I keep clicking back to this because I love these old pics SO MUCH!

  35. JPC says:

    I miss crazy Angelina. JLM is insanely hot — so much more than Brad. Ugh.

  36. I'm going to Guam! says:

    Angelina has round eyes and I think the reason she looks different is because now a days we rarely see her without the black cat eye liner she always has on, plus she’s half the size she used to be.

  37. Amy C says:

    They were younger and cute. Young love.
    Brad has zero reason to be jealous. This is one of those stories where you simle at their constant jokes and then shake your head and say not again.

  38. Mairead says:

    1- although JLM does Trojan work on Elementary, somehow Angie strikes me more as a “Dexter” kind of gal (aren’t we all?) and Jonny was mag-feckin’-nificent as the big-bad Jordan Chase.

    2- God love her she looks so strung out in those 90s pics, but I agree they were super-hot togetherness

  39. Christian says:

    AHHHHHHH thanks x 10000 for posting old hot photos of AJ & JLM. JLM got the hottest/best AJ IMO. I’m glad she’s all Earth Mother now, I’m sure it makes her happy, but I’ll always be about the crazy as f*ck AJ.

  40. Yup, Me says:

    Except that she’s not and he isn’t.

  41. marie says:

    Also her EYES were def done. They were rounder annd bigger, now theyy are more almond and cat eye. Either from eye lift, or that “cat eye lift” that megan fox also had done. No way do your eyes get more cat eye as you get older and completely change their shape

  42. marie says:

    Her EYES were def done. They were rounder&bigger,now they are more almond,cat eye.probably from that ‘cat eye lift’ that megan fox also had done. Your eyes dont completely change their shape as you get older!

  43. Alana Fajina says:

    MAJOR SCHWING FOR JLM!!! Crash And Burn, HAHAHA!! I think it’s quite nice in fact, that they’ve remained friends after so long. Mutual respect doesn’t always mean they’re still “doing it” but it’s nice to think about every now and then ;)

  44. shaye kay says:

    Angelina has really interesting taste in men. Pre-Jolie I actually thought Brad seemed down to earth, of average intelligence, and kind (now I think he may be dumb as a box of rocks but that’s nothing to do with her), I still think JLM is HOT and seems like a decent guy, and BBT is absolutely weird as all get out but that’s why I find him interesting.
    I saw the JLM show for the first time last night and all I could think was, “I wonder if AngieJo doesn’t occasionally let thoughts of JLM dance through her head.” I find him as sexy as all get out.

  45. Nora says:

    –”Angelina’s image is of a wild, crazy femme fatale. She’s not. She’s a very nice, very generous person. ” (Jonny Lee Miller ) 

    Same eyes and nose as then and now
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/9f6d1c150082087

    Knox has AJ eyes, nose and mouth Viv has AJ eyes and mouth with BP nose 
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/5d30c2177106803
     Shiloh has BP eyes AJ nose and mouth when she grows some more the Voight bone structure that she got from JV and AJ will show like it does on AJ
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/98bec7179776479

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/44f92c151162276
    AJ and her brother have their mothers eyes 
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/7d99b6183750380
    I don’t have a pic of their mother

  46. Rena says:

    JLM was interviewed recently and said they were acouple a hundred years ago but are still in touch. JLM has never said anything but great things about Angelina, she has said they were both just too young to make it work.

    His wife and Angelina have the same birthdate in different years as his wife is 42 or so and Angelina is 37. He has a 3 year old son named Buster. Jude Law is his bestie and was best man at his and Angelina’s wedding.

    Loved them in Hackers, they were both soo young.

    Don’t see any of the plastic surgery some of you proclaim to clearly see, her bio kids have some of her features like her nose and eye shape and eye color. And for any that doubt the reality and truth of heredity and genetics that surgical manmade changes cannot be inherited by your kids, well I pity you. Thought everyone knew that but some clearly have significant gaps in their educations, LOL.

    • lisa2 says:

      I guess people really need to find some reason to say she is not a beautiful woman. OH she had a nose job, she did something to her eyes, she had cheek this or that. LOL

      I saw picture of her when she was 16. Truly beautiful then and now. She just naturally so. I don’t get the need to find that so unbelievable. She looks like her mother and father. She got the best of both of her parents, just like her and Brad’s biological kids. They are a wonderful genetic mix of both their parents.

      Not bad if you ask me.

      I always love hearing the reactions of people that see her in person. I have yet to hear anyone say her beauty is over stated. They go on and on about her being more beautiful in person then on film/magazines. And she looks more beautiful to me when she is not in much makeup. There is just something unique and different about her. And that is what is most striking. She doesn’t look like anyone but herself.

  47. Twez says:

    This story is false because no one is a fan of that show. Give me Cumberbatch or give me death.

  48. JM says:

    HE is great in “Elementary” no matter what you think of the show.

    And remember a few years ago when AJ was spotted with mystery scars behind her ears? That’s the same time her round eyes mysteriously turned almond-shaped. Love her, but ain’t gonna lie.

  49. Lexi says:

    Iam so not an angelina jolie fan, but they were kinda a cute couple, she was so creepy and crazy for some many years, she looks so different back then, she looked healthier, she was more of a healthy weight back then

  50. Camla says:

    I LOVE Jonny Lee Miller (way sexy & a great actor) and I would tape him too!

  51. GirlyGirl says:

    Hey, it’s a pretty good show.

    And Sorry Brad, but those two look way happier

    and who knew Lucy Liu could be so great?

  52. GirlyGirl says:

    oh and Young Angelina…. sploosh.

  53. LucyOriginal says:

    The good old days! This is one of the few couples that I have wondered what went wrong. JLM is a great actor and very handsome. I think his facial features do resemble BP a bit.

  54. Jellybean says:

    Call me old school but they looked so much more beautiful together than branjelina…… That bein said… JLM has beat the clock…

  55. Kat says:

    I’m a little surprised by the level of delusion among some of the comments. Angelina Jolie has been in the public eye since she was a child, and it is very obvious that she has had her nose done, and perhaps other things as well. She was naturally a beautiful woman, but the “work” made her even more lovely. Yes, her biological children have her features because she didn’t have anything terribly drastic done, but to think that she has had no plastic surgery is seriously deluded.

  56. Nina W says:

    I too an surprised by how many people want to deny her obvious nose job. Her surgeon did a beautiful job but she has been photographed far too extensively to deny the obvious change. Perhaps some people are unaware of how common a procedure rhinoplasty is and not just in Hollywood.