Stacy Keibler in a super-short Collette Dinnigan at the AMAs: uncomfortable or cute?

Here are some more photos from last night’s American Music Awards – you can see my previous fashion post here. I was glancing through all of the red carpet photos, and good God was this a terrible event style-wise. Some of the new trends are “horrible Barbie wigs” and “cocktail dresses with really high necks.” Awful. I was going to make Taylor Swift the lead of this post, but I’m much more fascinated by Stacy Keibler’s Collette Dinnigan minidress. This might be the minidress to end all minidresses. I’m pretty sure that if she even breathed the wrong way or leaned forward a few inches, we would be seeing her Keibler biscuit. Now, all that being said, if Dinnigan had added maybe 3 more inches to the bottom, I would have absolutely loved this dress. Also: WTF was she doing there? “Clooney’s Girlfriend” is not a musical career.

And here we have Kerry Washington in a Stella McCartney Resort 2013 dress. I really like Kerry and I really loathe this dress. Stella McCartney has literally NO IDEA what she’s doing. These look like grandma’s drapes dip-dyed neon yellow.

Gwen Stefani (with her No Doubt bandmates) – Gwen wore Balmain Fall 2012. I think it’s head-to-toe Balmain – I like the leather pants but I think the blazer/jacket is too fussy. Instead of looking like something retro and special, it photographs like a cardigan that Bill Cosby would have worn in 1987.

And finally, here’s Taylor Swift in a Zuhair Murad dress. Much like Keibler, I’m starting to really admire Swifty’s legs. She has nice legs, no joke. As for the Murad… I’m Murad’d out after Kristen Stewart wore the designer back-to-back last week. Plus, this is just a variation on a dress we’ve seen on Swifty dozens of times before.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

76 Responses to “Stacy Keibler in a super-short Collette Dinnigan at the AMAs: uncomfortable or cute?”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Ms Goblin says:

    Kerry Washington is so beautiful; it’s a shame she wastes it on a Stella “creation”.

  2. hannah says:

    Swifty does have nice legs. It hurts me to look at Stacey’s, though. It looks like she’s starving herself – if that makes sense.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Yep, definitely. If you were watching the show, I’m sure you’d be like me…when Stacey came on stage to present, I jaw dropped, “Her-her legs! OMG!” ..yeah they are hot..in an almost-sickly kind of way.

      • Kim says:

        She has lost a lot of weight I saw. a pic of her in some tabloid wearing a midriff shirt and I was shocked. I can’t remember which tabloid I was looking at them in line at grocery story.

    • treefingers says:

      Stacey Keibler’s legs look FRIED in the header picture.

    • Stacia says:

      Your so right. I saw a pic of her with a tank top and shorts on out for a run and all I could think was ‘this chic needs a sandwich’. She’s painfully thin, probably borderline anorexic. All to be one of Clooney’s Girls. What a thing to aspire to.

      • Daniela says:

        So having a thin, toned body is being “borderline anorexic” now?

        No, it’s not. It’s actually the healthiest you can be.

      • Cherry says:

        I disagree, Daniela. As thin as possibile does not equal as healthy as possible. She was very toned and fit already, but she’s lost a significant amount of weight in the last few months.

      • bella says:

        as others have posted, SK started out thin and toned. she’s gaunt in the face now and her upper arms lack muscle tone…all signs that she’s starving herself. i never thought that she had a pretty face, but she at least had a youthful, healthy glow. that’s gone now…it was quite obvious when she came out on stage last night. something is up.
        AND, YA, WHAT WAS SHE DOING AT THIS EVENT PRESENTING?
        she was out of place. she should stay home with georgie boy.

      • Samantha says:

        She used to have AMAZING legs–long, toned. She looked great. Now her legs are painful to look at it. It’s really sad.

        Thin does not always equal healthy, folks. And there is such a thing as exercise bulimia. (Which I’m not saying Kiebler has; I’m just saying that exercising all the time does not necessarily = healthy lifestyle.)

    • yuk says:

      Stacey’s face is fried. She doesn’t have an attractive face. Period.

      • kingkayski says:

        That’s why i’m never fan of these too tone body women,not only they look sickly fried ,they mostly look like a man,and it age them too.Just look at Cammie,Ashley and this one,not a good look on a woman.

  3. Jayna says:

    The Stella dress looks like something the Queen Mother would wear, even too dowdy for the Queen.

  4. Eleonor says:

    Stacey Kiebler’s dress (I agree it would be a lot better with three more inches) screams I am desperate in my opinion.Plus I think she has some botox in her forhead.
    I like Gwen Stefani’s ensemble, it works on her. And Taylor Swift looks good: she has a real nice shape.

  5. MsMileHigh says:

    Nope. Stacy does not pull it off. She is too fake tanned and too “sharp.” She has that over-exercised, no-body-fat look that lacks any softness, femininity, and looks unhealthy. Instead of looking sexy, her legs look like knives.

    Also, she has a 5-head and needs bangs of some sort.

  6. Gabby says:

    Wow,George Clooney’s girlfriend gets the lead in. Why was she there again? Oh right, Clooney’s latest GF. Anyway, the top of the dress is “Meh” and the bottom is way too short. Top/bottom do not go together at all. Beige shoes with black/metallic dress. Again, tragic choice. Too tanned, WAY too thin. Love Kerry, not her dress. Taylor is adorable. Gwen Stefani can do not wrong – love her.

    • Amanda says:

      +1
      Love Gwen! She looks so great! Don’t like Keibler’s dress at all. She’s got great legs though. Jealous. Wondering why she is there at all..?

  7. Nessa says:

    If Stacy’s dress were a but longer, it would have been absolutely perfect!!! She just makes everything trashy.

    • Kosmos says:

      Well, I have to agree. Stacy’s dress length needs to be a bit longer because it’s too short for her age-wise. Although she seems to want to show off her legs, she would look more appropriate with a few more inches added on, just my observation. Taylor Swift, on the other hand, looks age-appropriate in a short dress. Stacy just looks like she’s trying a bit too hard.

  8. Velouria says:

    Maybe is SK had different or sexier hair it would have been better but it just looks desperate. And her face is so blah. She is a butter-face deluxe.

    • jenny piccolo says:

      Oh come on, wait a minute, Stacy really does have a stunningly beautiful face. Most people would probably agree. Butter face? Are you kidding? On what planet?! That kind of pissed me off for some reason. lol

  9. emmie_a says:

    In Stacy’s defense, Kerry Washington and Jenny McCarthy don’t have musical careers (that I know of) and they were there.

    And I agree about Gwen’s blazer. It looks incredibly heavy and the super boxy shape covers up her great body.

    • V4Real says:

      But Kerry and Jenny are actresses and actors/actresses tend to go to music award shows and singers tend to go to award shows such as the Golden Globe or oscars. It’s all a part of the business but Stacy is neither an actress or singer.

      • emmie_a says:

        Stacy is a model and models go to these types of events all the time. And hey, she looks good (I agree with you about her legs) so even if she’s just there for eye-candy, she did a great job!

      • Gabby says:

        Model? Really – with what agency? For whom has she modeled?

      • emmie_a says:

        William Morris Agency. I think there was a post on CB after she signed with them. I don’t know her entire body of work but she has modeled for fashion magazines.

      • V4Real says:

        Yes Emmie Stacy did sign with William Morris but not until after she started dating Clooney. This is not something she would have achieved on her own if not for him. As for Jenny & Kerry, they achieved their success on their own merrit and not because of who they were dating.

        Stacy stock went up once she started banging Clooney.
        Even though she had minor success before Clooney; we also know if it had not been for him we wouldn’t be seeing her all over the place right now. The same thing happened with Elisabetta Canalis. Her stock went up because of Clooney but soon as they broke up she became less of a commodity, the same will probably happen with Stacy.

        She is not too far off from being what we call a famewhore. Let’s not forget Kim K calls herself a model and so does models who participate in boat shows, car shows and things of that nature. They all get booked through some type of agency. Just remember Stacy is no Heidi Klum or Gisele

  10. mandy says:

    Omg stacy is not cute! It is a false blonde(lager)! She has many wrinkles, there was klum heidi also and we would have said that she had the same age while heidi is 10 years old more! These legs are really too much muscles thus not very woman! The knees and his feet really ugly !! Why was her here ?? And always alone?? Magnificent taylor!

  11. V4Real says:

    Stacy has amazing legs;I love the muscle tone but I’m with the folks of CB on this one; why in the hell is she there. She is not an actress or singer and when it’s over with Clooney she will be another one that we barely remember. I know she was known as a female wrestler but she hadn’t done much since DWTS; Clooney just revitalized her somewhat of a fading career.

    Taylor could use a little muscle tone in her legs, other than that she looks ok.

    Kerry Washington is beautiful but that dress is horrific. DId she cut some type of deal with Stella?

    Gwen’s face looks beautiful and I love the leather pants. They are quite fitting for a music award show.

  12. bella says:

    1. Kiebler has gorgeous legs, but it’s obvious from the drawn face and sagging upper arms that she’s starving herself.
    2. Not a fan of Kerry’s dress, but it looked better on TV than in this still.
    3. I’ve never seen TS look lovelier.
    4. Gwen Stefani is perfection as always.

  13. Dani says:

    i LOVE Taylor’s dress.

  14. DD says:

    Stacy has an unfortunate face. I do not know what George sees in that fug woman, unless he never looks at her face.

  15. Cody says:

    I was thinking the same thing, WTF was Stacy doing presenting at the American Music Awards. That’s right, at night, Stacy puts George in a neck hold to music. Ne-Yo looked like mini me next to her. I agree, the dress was too short.

  16. annabelle says:

    Me thinks Ms. Kerry is attempting to cover up the fact that she is gristle and bone at this point. That head looks like it could snap off that skinny frame at any moment.

    It’s a bummer, she was a hot girl, now she just looks another celebrity with an eating disorder. I hope she gets some help.

  17. jani says:

    Really liked Stacey’s dress, but agree with Kaiser and others who said that it needed to be a few inches longer to be perfect. Thought that Stacey wore it well,too, but those shoes are wrong for that dress.

    Does Kerry Washington have no friends? Who would let a friend or other loved one leave the house in that McCartney Monstrosity? I will be your friend, Kerry. I will help you. Stella McCartney lives to create hideous, unflattering, unfashionable, unwearable, FUGLY CRAP. Never, never wear anything that she designs. Don’t even walk past her on the street. Stella’s success is based solely upon paternity. She has no taste or talent at all.

    Head to toe Swifty looked absolutely great.

  18. ladybert62 says:

    I think Stacy Keibler (spelling?) looks great – she looks taned and toned – she is thin but is not sickly looking (at least not in these pictures). I like her dress but it could be a couple of inches longer.

    Swifty looks good also.

  19. flutters says:

    Kudos to Taylor’s hair & makeup people: between the bangs and the eye makeup they’ve really done a fantastic job addressing the squinty eyes. Not just last night but, in general. Straight hair, and her darker shade of hair, also suit her really well.

    That being said, I didn’t care for Taylor’s hair in profile, it looked much better from the front.

    Taylor and Stacey’s legs have great length obviously but, both look overly thin to me.

  20. Tuxedo Cat says:

    Stacy’s dress is beautiful, but to sit down in it?? Uncomfortable, and almost impossible not to show stuff….

    Love Taylor’s dress, the simple hair styles suit her, not the fussy curls that she often wears.

    Kerry is so beautiful, and the dress is a beautiful colour, but it’s a very aging style. It’s more mother of the bride…

    I want Gwen’s jacket.

  21. Chell says:

    I don’t care if you are in the best shape of your life, there just comes a point in time that when you are of a certain age, dress like it! SK is in her 30’s & yes that is young, but that dress is ridiculously short & I truly think that length is only acceptable if you’re in your early 20’s beacuse it’s young & cute. I just feel that when you hit your 30’s you need to dress like it because no one is gong to take you seriously…she looks like she’s trying too hard.

    • jenny piccolo says:

      Is somebody jealous??

    • Me Too says:

      That length is wrong for anyone. It was made for someone shorter. The dress is probably a sample and is meant to be 3 or 4 inches longer. She’s almost 6 feet tall. Just a few inches longer and it wouldn’t have looked bad.

  22. JudyK says:

    Ridiculous. No class.

  23. Rachel says:

    Eek! Stacy close the legs! No one wants to see where your elves play.

  24. truetalk says:

    How can Kerry pay someone a lot of money to do that to her?.Are her shoes flat?!,She looks geriatric from the neck down.
    Taylor Swift wore shiny sand.

  25. KellyinSeattle says:

    You’ve all have already pretty much summed up it all up, so I’ll just say:
    The worst thing is Stella McCartney.

  26. j.eyre says:

    I like Stacy’s dress but I do think it is too short. I love her legs; I envy her legs.
    I only had Kerry’s head and shoulder on my monitor (she is so freaking beautiful) when I was reading the paragraph about her and thought “here we go again, just writing Stella McCartney off.” Then I scrolled down and realized you had been too kind in your assessment.
    I love Gwen’s outfit and I love that jacket especially
    Taylor looks nice Pretty dress.

  27. Samantha says:

    Kerry Washington looks like she’s wearing a shower curtain.

  28. blonde on the dock says:

    Stacey Keibler has amazing legs!

  29. carlino altoviti says:

    Stacy is not the epitome of the elegant lady, but she has legs!

  30. DemoCat says:

    Kerry Washington’s dress would be pretty with shalwar pants and a dupatta.

  31. Lorenzo says:

    The other ladies have much better legs than Keibler.

    • Shawn says:

      I agree with you, Lorenzo. Length does not equal attractive. The other women have much nicer legs than Keibler. Her p.r. people push her legs as her selling point, because, sadly, they’re the only thing she has going for her. Her face is plain and completely forgettable, she lacks talent, and she has no discernable intelligence, so they keep saying “look at the legs.” But any random actress or actual model has much, much better legs than Keibler’s unshapely and unsightly things.

  32. KellyinSeattle says:

    stacy is starting to remind me of The Human Barbie.

    • Me Too says:

      No truer words! She does remind me of my old barbie doll and the way she wears her clothes is so similar. I think I may have even had a few of the dresses she’s worn of late (-:

  33. Diane says:

    Stacy please step away from the spray tan!! In fact, run away! I can only imagine what her skin will look like in 5 yrs

    • Me Too says:

      She does look orange which is weird because she must have access to the best spray tans in the business. But I think as it is with her in almost every area as far as style, she just over does it. The dress is too short. She usually wears too dark of lipstick for her lips. Everything is always too much or just plain wrogn!

  34. Lulu says:

    If she’s spray tanning, her skin will look fine. It’s the sun tanning you have to watch out for.

    I agree with everyone else who has said that Stacy looks very thin here and her dress is too short. Otherwise I think she looks fine. There is nothing wrong with her face, she is quite pretty.

    I envy Taylor her long willowy body. ENVY her!

  35. citygirlsf says:

    Stacy’s dress is great and her body is great, but the dress is not great on her body. She’s too muscular and tan for it. I see it more on someone like Michelle Williams.

    • Me Too says:

      Her legs aren’t too muscular for the dress, the dress is too short for her. She’s tall. That dress was made for someone much shorter. But look at all the attention she’s gotten from wearing it.

  36. Night Strutter says:

    Taylor Swift has sexy feminine legs.

  37. Night Strutter says:

    Stacy Keibler PR network gnomes are out in full force.They only can promote 42″, butch like Hulk Hogan’s. LOL
    She reeks of desperation posing her legs wide apart wearing a mini to take the attention away from her fugly face.

  38. Malak says:

    What’s wrong with George Clooney?

  39. Tazina says:

    Stacey looks the same as she always has. There’s no difference in the size of her legs. She looking good. The dress, however, is a tad too short, but even at that, she’s got the legs to carry it off and being they’re 42 inches long, there’s probably still a fair bit of them that aren’t showing.

    • Me Too says:

      I’m sorry to disagree but she’s lost a lot of weight since she hooked up with George. She’s even mentioned losing weight herself. If you look at photos of her before in leggings and photos of her now, she’s lost a lot in her legs and in her face actually. And she didn’t have weight to lose in the first place.

  40. Beau says:

    Stacy Keibler’s legs are too bulky.
    42″ legs when you’re a giraffe’s height seems standard. She looks like a drag queen.
    Her face is so haggard & lame too.
    Blake Lively has the best legs.

  41. kimcheee says:

    Stacy has an amazing body but this dress doesn’t really fit her right. It looks uncomfortable and it’s like she can’t move or breathe in it.

    I wish she had more style and class. She’s always ‘packaging’ herself like a Barbie doll.

    Wait….does she have a talent? I haven’t kept up. She acts, right?

    • Me Too says:

      Her problem is that the only thing she seems to believe she’s able to sell is sex. That’s what she did in the WWE and that’s what shes doing now.

      And, Brad, her stylist, needs to remember that she’s very tall. That mini dress would have been pretty on her if it was at least 3 inches longer. It was made for a girl shorter than she is. No matter what she wears, she makes it look cheap by over doing it. She over does the spray tan. She over does with hair extensions, everything is over the top. And to top it off, she’s sooooo thin.

      There’s just something budget about her and I hate saying that about another woman!

  42. mandy says:

    stacy have big legs . and what ? it’s all? what other? to have long legs = to be a star ? because her face is bizar ! she had lost too much weight! smile=thanks botox !! other thing ?

  43. Aqua says:

    Sorry but I just can’t get past Stacys hair.It looks like it’s glued to her head or as my kids would call it.Lego hair.

    Taylor looks great and it’s nice to see her without red lipstick on for a change.

  44. xoxokaligrl says:

    stacy kiebler is toooo old for that dress.

    WTH happened to Gwen Stefani’s face, she looks soo different.