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Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan arriving in LA last night. She’s been in New York for weeks, partying and promoting Liz & Dick, but I guess her lawyer told her she needed to get her ass back to LA because an arrest was coming down. Do you buy that? That Lindsay returned to LA so that she could make it easier on the cops who are about to arrest her? I’m not sure I believe it, mostly because Lindsay has a history of ducking out of her legal obligations and being crackie in Europe. As you can see, Lindsay’s time in New York was especially rough on her. She looks like a cracked-out vampire – all white, bloated skin and puffy-faced, with those budget-looking extensions about to fall out. She must have partied HARD right before she left New York.
As I said earlier, sources close to LA County law enforcement are still saying that her arrest could come any day now. Once she’s arrested, TMZ says that her probation will be revoked immediately. And now Hollywood Life says that Lindsay will “for certain” face jail time. As many of you pointed out, even if Lindsay does have her probation revoked and she’s “sent to jail,” it will likely only be for a few hours or maybe a day, tops. Of course, I have a question for all of you legal experts out there – if her probation is revoked, would she even be eligible for bail or bond? Wouldn’t the sheer fact of revoking her probation mean a “default” to her old sentence, which was something like six months in jail? Still, overcrowding, etc. My point is that if Lindsay goes to jail, the only way she’ll get out is by the “overcrowding” excuse – I don’t think she’ll be able to post a bond for herself.
Also: these quotes are floating around. I think they’re recent:
Lindsay Lohan has never been in ”true love”.
The 26-year-old actress – who previously had a long-term relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and has been linked to James Franco – would relish the opportunity to fall in love, but has not found it has happened for her yet.
She said: ”I love being in love, and I want to be in love like that, too. I haven’t had that true love that, yes, is so scary, but you go through all those wonderful experiences. I’m looking forward to that.”
Instead, Lindsay relies heavily on her mother Dina Lohan – with who she has had fallings out in the past, and once accused of being on cocaine – and enjoys the relationship they have.
She added to Hello! magazine: ”My mother’s the strongest person I know. There’s a certain bond that a mother and daughter create when there’s not a fatherly figure in your life and my mother and I have that.”
Poor Cracken. She’s never had “true love”. Oh, wait. She totally has. She has a “true love” for crack. For coke. For alcohol. For narcissism. For crack drama. Those are all her true loves. That, and I actually believe she was in love with Samantha Ronson. It was probably more of an “obsession” though.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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I know it’s a cliche’ and sounds cheesy, but she really does have to learn to love herself first. A real, self-respecting and deep sense of self; not narcissist way… she hasn’t had very good role models for that.
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You took the words right out of my fingers! My first thoughts were if she could only learn to love herself then true love will follow…..sad so sad.
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Exactly! She has too many issues now to be able to give of herself to someone else.
To say something nice: glad she’s back to the red hair.
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Being an alcoholic/drug user unable to tell the truth will not exactly enable one in getting a boyfriend.
Relationships are based on truth and trust, not bullshite.
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To be fair. I read these quotes somewhere else and she is talking about the 20 year enduring love affair between taylor and burton. of course she hasnt had anything like that. she seems to only have short lived affairs and hook up rumors these days.
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She looks HORRENDOUS.
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The double chin is really puzzling!? She is clearly not overweight…I don’t get it. I mean obviously she’s had (bad) plastic surgery but…I dunno, can someone explain this to me?
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It’s perfectly normal. I’m 5’4″ and 116 lbs and I have a chin a lot like hers (and always have). It’s not as prominent (I’m sure hers is worse from coke bloat, booze bloat, and general hard living), but it’s there. It’s just the way my chin is. I’m not fat and never have been. I’m also definitely not ugly, so it’s not just because I’m ugly or something. When people bag on crackie for this it makes me feel like shit…like I’m deformed or something when in fact I’m both normal and, from what I am told, attractive. I know people will always comment on body stuff, but I really hope that body shaming in any way becomes seriously taboo.
After hearing this about crackie enough times I actually started to think about chin lipo, but decided that was narcissistic and shallow as fuck, so I stopped that crap. But to this day I notice people’s “under-chins” and compare them to mine. And actually this exact chin is very, very common even in normal weight people (I had it even when I was underweight at 108 lbs).
In the most recent Miley post (about how her hair isn’t better–it’s worse) in the first pic she is shown from the side. Similar chin, but on a small scale.
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Puffy McBulimia face. She’s admitted it before
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@themummy – it’s not really the double chin per se that’s making her look terrible (like you say, maybe it’s just where she gains weight first), or any one thing I can pin down. It is the general appearance of poor health. She just looks like a sickly junkie/alcoholic. When you’re an addict, it’s impossible to hide the addict look.
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It’s booze bloat. The way it comes and goes reflects her lifestyle. She has ruined her face with the fillers and what not but the liquor causes the bloat.
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And it’s not the chin itself (I’m thin and healthy and have a little double chin like that too) BUT – the way it comes and goes!
One day it’s there and the next day it’s not and it doesn’t seem to be lighting or angle either. It’s totally random and wierd because it’s like it takes vacations and then revisits her face every few weeks…
Maybe it’s period bloat?
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Even her hands are bloated.
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Yet another reason why I think the swelling is not caused by cosmetic procedures (unless she’s allergic to whatever she’s using!)
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The man’s face in the first pic sums up my sentiments exactly.
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OMG, thanks for posting….That cracked me up!
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She has the type of face that only a mother could love. You’re outta luck crackenmonster.
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Well, if she’s in with the general population in jail, I’m sure she’ll find “the one”.
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Wow, she looks rough. That’s all I have to say about that.
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wow, she looks awful.. that’s just.. bad
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She honestly looks like she should be dead. That sounds awful, but she literally looks like a corpse.
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Damn, that face swelling, it has to be a recurring medical condition at this point. alcohol bloat is always there right? She wasn’t swollen like that during the recent public appearances.
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Booze bloat can go away in a day or two if you don’t drink during that time and you stay away from sodium. It can even bloat out your fingers and ankles. That’s pure alcohol right in those pictures. She drinks like a fish and loads up on junk when wasted, which adds sodium. I’m surprised her liver isn’t shot. I’d be willing to bet if she had an LFT done, she’d be told she’s cirrhotic. I’d also be surprised if her pancreas wasn’t in bad shape as well.
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Her face is melting. Anyone else see a resemblance with Rocky from the movie Mask?
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LOL! My first thought was one of those Judd women but no, the dude from Mask is better!
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at the rate she is going, all she is going to get is a jail sentence.
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She’s already had a bunch of those and they were nada.
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Based on these pictures HER Mayan Calendar is just about to run out.
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Hahaha love it. She looks so nasty! She gives pale skin color a terrible rep! She doesn’t do pale well… she’s a sick shade not a normal white person shade.
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At the rate she’s going, this girl won’t make it to 2013.
And blah blah blah needs to love herself first blah blah…
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maybe you’ll find it while hooking internationally….
come on girl, please! you have so much cleaning up to do there ain’t a Merry Maids biz in la la town that could help you!
CLEAN UP! LOVE YOURSELF FIRST! and by that i don’t mean, i love powder up my nose and i’m interested in seeting ‘meth’ again tonight, I think ‘it’ might be the one for me.
and drop every single member of your blood sucking/curdling family TO THE CURB. to the #*$&&@ CURB. done. finished. blood can rot n’ spoil like pond water too.
clean yourself up first girl, cuz there ain’t no super strength prescription for VALTREX OUT THERE that can wash the wrank right off you….only YOU can
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erika I love your posts.
I notice the girl is losing yet more of her front hairline.
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In all the cracked out photos we’ve seen, this is possibly the worst she has looked. It amazes me that she’s still not 30.
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I’m sure that Holley has negotiated some sort of dispensation with the prosecutor in advance. If it’s really serious I see rehab in Lindsay’s future and that is a very good thing.
I think she’s a mean self entitled brat but I fear that when you add the criminal charges, to the bender she’s clearly been on and the bad reviews coming her way, she’s gonna need some major support.
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G – the rehab thing has already been done to avoid jail and it did not change her. In fact she has been in rehab at least 5 times and one time she snuck out and came back drunk. Rehab means nothing to Lindsay. She refuses to face her demons and never takes responsibility for anything. When she decides to do so, then maybe rehab will work.
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Maybe if the Crackie went to a no-frills rehab in the middle of nowhere, she might get sober. Blohan needs to go to place where she is treated like everyone else and is give no special treatment. So far, all of the rehab’s she’s go to have been glorified country clubs.
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Yeah, and neither the original offense (“joory” heist) nor the new charge (lying to police) is drug-or alcohol-related, so can she really swap out rehab for jail if the offense did not (allegedly) include anything “rehabbable”?
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She looks awful enough that I’m feeling bad for all my negative thoughts about her.
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I could be wrong, but isn’t her appearance on Leno tonight? Doesn’t she have to be in LA to do Leno? I don’t know where they film it as I don’t watch late night tv so I’m just asking.
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I reiterate: She’s not going to jail. And on the off-chance she does, it’ll be one of those “turn-n-burns,” like usual.
You know, in for the mug-shot and delousing (HOPEFULLY) and then released.
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And the cycle continues.. She’s made the LAPD look like such a joke.
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good luck with that girl….
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She’s too busy hooking up with people she can get things from (like presents, stealing, monetary gifts) since money is tight. No time for true love.
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very good point – Opportunists are not capable of genuine relationships because they’re like junkies – lying to get more goods will serve them better than being a truthful, real person. She too immature to form normal adult bonds.
Lindsay, clean up dammit! You’re a bloody mess! More appearances on chat shows with you trying to rewrite history and downplay serious police charges and bad choices to try and rehab your public persona is not going to help you in your personal life. Besides the fact that NOBODY IS BUYING IT.
You’ve tried this before, several times. It’s all BS. Only way you can rehab your image is to prove it and actually live right. PR is bs
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Right so her probation must have stipulations, and among those would be violations. You would think that those stipulations would require immediate jail time if there were a violation but again, given that fact that she would appear to be teflon Lohan, the normal rules don’t seem to apply to her . . . .
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Didn’t she claim Heath Ledger was her true love after he died?
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She lied about so many things that she forgot about that one. I suspect their “love” was as strong as the one between Kirstie Alley and Patrick Swayze.
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I agree w/Kaiser. Pathetic as it was, when she was with Ronson, you could see real feeling in LiLo’s glassy eyes. I say ‘pathetic’ because it seemed obvious Sam Ronson only cared about her DJ rates, fame, & career—which grew with every boozy, coked out melodrama.
But pix of the two sometimes gave me a little pang, ’cause LL gazed adoringly at Sam just as I did at my 1st love when 18, emotionally immature, & completely devoid of self-esteem. So, before LL got stuck on the broken record boozer/druggie track ‘It’s Everyone Else’s Fault; Not Mine, oh No’—those images made me sympathize with her a bit.
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When’s her birthday? She might not make it to 27 to join the Dead at 27 Club!
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Her birthday’s in July. I would be so pissed if this worthless, talentless, deluded bitch joined the 27 Club.
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Didn’t she claim Heath Ledger was her true love right after he died?
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OMG, y’all need to see Lainey’s post on this topic. The falling in love stuff comes from an US Mag story. She’s waiting to fall in love after she WINS an Oscar. Not a goal but an eventuality! She also talks about wanting to adopt a son. Yikes!!!!!
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Poor hypothetical kid!
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Yes, everyone needs to read Lindsay’s thoughts on rehab and her Oscar. This girl is unbelievable.
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I thought cocaine was her true love. Oops.
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These pics look like “last photos taken” before she croaks.
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Re the alcohol: She’s pickling herself from the inside out to be sure she preserves her incredible beauty. *rolls eyes*
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Terry Richardson and Samantha Ronson are both devastated by this statement.
Remember when she went apesh-t over James Franco?
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HOLY walking dead. That is all.
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This all depends if her probation is ACTUALLY revoked. If it is, she goes straight to jail and does not collect 200 eight balls.
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California has a 3-Strikes Rule. When is she going to hit that third one so she can do prison time?
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“Instead, Lindsay relies heavily on her mother Dina Lohan – with who she has had fallings out in the past, and once accused of being on cocaine – and enjoys the relationship they have.”
That reminds me of those photos of Lindsay and her mother kissing. You are looking for love in very wrong places there, Lindsay.
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Did her hairline just go up by an inch on left side? What would cause that to happen? I know people may lose their natural over improperly applied extensions, but I’ve always thought that they are not applied right at the hairline.
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See that woman in the last picture holding onto her mink stole for dear life as Lindsay walks by? She’s afraid ol’ sticky-fingers will steal that too!
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My take on Lilo has always been that one of her many issues is that she can’t deal with the fact that she’s romantically and sexually attracted to women (possibly in addition to men, but I’m inclined she’s gay or at least bi and more oriented towards women). I think that she and her mom think it’s better for her sexpot image to be straight (think about Rock Hudson, James Dean, and other closeted actors). Also, she’s a narcissist and an addict, so it’s easier for one to get the money/coke/favors she lives for out of men. But living that way would probably wear on you after a while…
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I think Lohan may have been sexually abused as well.
I also agree that Lohan may not be able to deal with being gay or bi. IMO, Samantha Ronson was the love of Lohan’s cracked out life.
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Or she is a desperate and needy narcissicist who will sleep with either sex so long as they feed her never ending need for adulation.
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Yeah, it’s hard to find what you’re looking for when you’re so strung out you can barely see… sorry, I just can’t muster up any sympathy for her anymore.
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Her Liver is givig up……not filtering away the waste from all the alcohol….and its building up like a person with liver failure which is basically what it is…..conbine that with her collapsing nose and burnt out brain cells and she has one foot in her coffin and the other almost in…Hell all she has to do is lay down and she’s a goner…..Who have died in the last year of liver failure…one was 28…a young man….
I don’t know IF she can turn it around I really don’t she has done so much damage…it may already be to late….She is surrounded by a complete black aura of light…only people who are extremely ill or dieing have those….
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OK, log lady
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Log lady? I’m sorry, I’m new to posting.
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Only log lady I know if is this one from Twin Peaks:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Log_Lady
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LOL…..
I don’t use a log…..
Sweetie…..Don’t need to….and I prefer as a old professor once called me ….the Hillbilly in the Corner….
or the Old Yarb Lady…..
Yarb (ole english meaning herbs)
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Can you imagine what she smells like up close? yuck! Anywho, these pictures do look like those “Right before she passed” pictures. Then again. she’s like a nuclear roach, I bet you this bitch could do shots of drano and shoot 16oz of black tar heroine and wake up with a slight headache.
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Sam was probably the closet thing she’ll ever come because Samro actually seemed to care about her (and not just want to bang and abuse her like the others).
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Yikes! This is the most bloated she has ever looked. How can she walk around like that and still claim she is “sober”?!? What a joke, a very sad joke anyway.
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She IS very pale, very white and freckled, but she is always abusing the suntan lotion or tanning bed.
It is good that she laid off the sun tan, but her horrible hair color and those clothes and the bloat are not helping, nor are those lips.
What a shame that she did this to her own face, let alone what addictions have done to her body internally.
A well round mess. Now, of she really wanted to turn around her life, others have done it, but she is not sincere even to herself.
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My interpretation is that she is gay or women leaning bi! She uses men, often older rich men. ( see vikram- looked miserable with him) But gets romantically attached to women ( see samantha ronson- looked happy with her for a period). Her family, especially her dad comes across as homophobic. And in the media she is much more valuable as a hetero sex symbol. So her team ( dina) wants her to come across as straight.
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Good grief, I have never seen her look worse than she does right now. Coroner countdown commencing in 10…9…8..7
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I am a Probation Officer. You really can not predict what a Judge will do. It is up to the Judge to determine if she is remanded to custody or if she can be released with or without conditions. I agree though, she wont serve much jail time if past hearings are repeated.
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Double-post, sorry!
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She apparently also wants to adopt a kid. Good grief, what issues THAT child will have.
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She has the mentality of a 5 year old and will never understand what “true love” is.
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As I understand it, if her probation is revoked, she will be remanded into custody. She will be able to bail out and the judge will set a date for the probation violation hearing. At that hearing, if she is found to have violated her probation, the judge will sentence her. Will she receive loads of time? Probably not.
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She looks on deaths door….no sarcasm or snide remarks. Sad she never had anyone truly in her corner. What a lonely way to live and die.
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I can’t believe she walked a red carpet for the premier of Liz & Dick!!! Since when does Lifetime do this for a tv movie?!
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Ok, now I have to check the pictures !
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I can’t believe she walked a red carpet for the premier of Liz & Dick!!! Since when does Lifetime do this for a tv movie???
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She’ll spend a month at the most in jail, that’s if they don’t give her a pass again. They might just because of over crowding and that for her own protection she has to be locked up more severely than a violent out of control inmate, so it’s far more punishing than the average prisoner. She’s an idiot and simply keeps lying no matter how much trouble it actually makes for her. Sick personality trait.
The double chin thing is confusing, but I think bulimia would be a good guess. I don’t think that harsh red hair color is helping at all. She never should have screwed with her looks, she was cute/pretty before she wanted to turn herself into a sex symbol, which just ruined her.
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What person in their right mind would want to get involved with that crackhead. No one shes been all lonely since sam left het cus no one wants to get near that mess yuck.she probably taste like vodka, cigarettes and crack.
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She seemed to genuinely be in love with Sam Ronson. That was her most stable period (although it was filled with borderline drama).
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I think her true love was Samantha. I just don’t think she was mentally balanced enough and/or sober to make that relationship work though. And I don’t blame Sam for getting out of a relationship that was toxic for her, even if it was good for Lindsay. You can’t help someone if they are taxing all your energy and being an emotional vampire. But beyond worrying about “true love” I think Lindsay should focus on finding her “true chin” in between all the fillers, and her “true hair” without extensions and crazy and straight ugg hair colors.
Most importantly she needs to stay out of legal trouble. Seriously, what is wrong with her? Is it that hard to stay out of jail? The first thing she needs to do, for everyone’s sake, is to stop freaking driving until she gets her infinite universe of substance abuse problems, mental illness issues, and plain stupidity under control. I can’t be sure but I seriously think that every single one of her most recent legal problems have been associated with her getting being behind the wheel of a car. H*ll, her legal problems started with a bunch of DUI’s. She’s not nor will she ever be a safe driver and the cops keep catching her because she insists on doing something idiotic and/or illegal in her car as opposed to the privacy of her own (crack)house.
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She looks like she needs a flea dip!
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If the way lilo treated Ronson is Lilo’s idea of love… then i hope I NEVER feel such an emotion! Nothing to look forward to!
Yikes!
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