Lindsay Lohan was arrested for third-degree assault in a NYC club, of course

Well, this was like a little gift this morning. The gift of crackie: the gift that keeps on giving. While everyone was waiting for the LAPD to charge Lindsay Lohan with lying to the police for her June car accident, Lindsay was all “I’m not waiting for s—t mother—kers!” So she just went out and got arrested in New York, because why not? According to multiple sources, Lindsay was at Club Avenue when she and “female patron” began to have words with each other. The words turned into crack fists, and the NYPD arrested Lindsay and charged her with third-degree assault. Because of course.

Lindsay Lohan was ARRESTED at 4 AM Thursday in New York City for allegedly punching a woman at a New York City nightclub … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her.

Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.

We’re told by the time cops arrived Lindsay had left the club and was a passenger in a car that was leaving the area. Cops intercepted the car and made the arrest.

At the time of this post Lindsay is still at the police station.

And this isn’t Lindsay’s only legal problem. TMZ broke the story … she is about to be charged with lying to cops in June after her car accident on Pacific Coast Highway. She told them she was a passenger in the Porsche when actually she was driving.

And, if Lindsay is formally charged with the latest crime, it could trigger yet another probation violation.

UPDATE 7AM ET: We’re told Lindsay is still at the police station getting booked for third degree misdemeanor assault, and she’s “visibly tired.”

[From TMZ]

MOVE THAT FACE, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN. Honestly, I’m kind of surprised that it went down like this. I’m surprised it didn’t involve Lindsay doing lines at the table, or throwing a drink (“water”) at the woman first. Still, I guess this is expected. I mean, Lindsay needs to be arrested a few times a year just to make it feel fresh, I guess. I hope that this automatically triggers a probation violation and FINALLY somebody sends her to jail to do real time.

Incidentally, Lindsay was once banned from Avenue years ago. Remember when she tweeted that “jb cheater” stuff about Justin Timberlake, basically saying that she saw Justin fooling around on Jessica? That happened at Avenue.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. gloaming says:

    My eyes have rolled so far back I might end up with a migraine. Lindsay’s shenanigans are so boring.

  2. Samigirl says:

    This b*tch.
    Will she get charged for leaving the scene as well?

  3. BRE says:

    She punched a girl? She seems more like the hair pulling type. I can’t wait for the mug shot, this will be the worst looking one to date!

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, Cracken…you are just…exceptionally f*cked up!

    Thank you for the ENDLESS hours (days, weeks, months…) of mindless entertainment.

  5. Amelia says:

    *sigh* Oh, Crackie, Crackie, Crackie …
    I’m very ashamed of you.
    You made us wait until after Thanksgiving for your crackantics.
    Poor show, Cracken.
    Poor show.

  6. Skipper says:

    Yay ! Excitement. Things have been boring this week.

  7. Summer says:

    Lol,thanks for bringing the pink coat back!

  8. logan says:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A crack head in a night club.
    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….Two dented cars.
    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me….Three cops a chasing.
    O.k. somebody else take over. I got work. Flaaaa laaaa laaaaa.

  9. Cookie says:

    That first picture in the pink fur is something out of a nightmare.

  10. Erinn says:

    I shit you not, I got up to shower for work, and the first thing out of my dad’s mouth was “ERINN! Lindsay Lohan finally got arrested!”

  11. brin says:

    Such a sensitive wallflower the Cracken is!

  12. HannahF says:

    Now this is I’ve been waiting for–a good Cracken story to balance out the sadness of the Nahla situation (and the similar case I’ve been dealing with all week.) The classic pink fur coat pic always makes me smile!

    I read in Vanity Fair that Lifetime is preparing to sue LL for breach of contract. Pursuant to her contract during the production (the 6 week period) LL was not supposed to drive and was to be driven only by Lifetime’s drivers.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Oh please please PLEASE let that be true!!

      (Sorry about your case – that sounds rough.) :(

    • emmie_a says:

      Oh good… I remember reading something about this after her accident. It was for insurance purposes. And this was why people from Lifetime were following Lindsay the day she got in the accident — I’m guessing she was supposed to go with them but didn’t? Because she’s Lindsay and she can do whatever she wants.

      TMZ says Lindsay kept saying, ‘Are you kidding me’ when she was arrested today. That phrase fits perfect with her mentality. No Lindsay, they’re not kidding. You cannot go around doing whatever the hell you want and not expect consequences.

  13. Merritt says:

    Not surprising. She refuses to stop going to clubs. People who are serious about not using drugs or drinking, or other bad behavior, stay away from places that may tempt them. She never learns, because she thinks she is above it.

    • Rux says:

      I quit smoking over a year ago and I had to change the way I did everything. I quit drinking coffee, stopped going to bars, did not sit out on my balcony, did not drink alcohol, did not go out for lunch at work, and did not go on long drives because all of these things were joined at the hip with my smoking. In order to quit, I had to remove everything that coincided with smoking. So LL going to bars when you are an alleged recovering alcoholic is complete bullsh-t. Addicts cannot be around their addiction or what coincides with their addiction. I hope she gets thrown in jail for at least a year so she can pull herself together AND to make the streets/bars/cafes etc safe for the rest of us.

  14. Michelle says:

    If she was a regular citizen and not an actress, she would be classified as Grade A Trash. Can she be done now? I don’t want anyone to give her any work. She has proven that she can’t be a normal, law abiding citizen. Once her mom stops making excuses, she will have the chance to get real help. What a mess the Lohan’s are.

  15. LakeMom says:

    Guess this wasn’t one of those ‘obsolete’ New York cases, eh Dina?

    Obviously it was all the other woman’s fault for sitting in the booth behind Lindsay! So what happened? The woman wasn’t paying any attention to her? Didn’t fawn all over her? Didn’t haven’t any jewelry Lindsay could steal?

    • mia girl says:

      My guess is the woman was one of the actresses from the Lifetime movie “Abducted – The Carlina White Story”. They did boast half a million more viewers than McCracken’s TV movie.

      Who can blame Lindsey for wanting to take a swing at those so much less worthy of ratings?!

  16. Nanz says:

    Can’t wait to hear how the NYPD and the victim are out to get her and its NOT HER FAULT. Maybe she will even blame her fist for having a mind of its own.

    • lower-case deb says:

      “why are you blaming me! look at her! doesn’t she has the most punchable face? does her face not inspire your muscles to twitch violently, and your mind goes blank and suddenly your fist lashes out. tell me you don’t feel that when looking at her”

      “no ma’am.”

      “really?! and doesn’t her jewelries just begging to be sto.. i mean… liberated! she’s an evil woman! why are you arresting ME?!! this makes no sense! you’re just jealous that i’m going to have a network serial! and you can’t even score a 5-second slot World’s Wildest Police Videos!”

      “ma’am we might need you to blow into the breathalyzer here.”

      “what?! of all the things! listen! Elizabeth Taylor was drunk all the time and i never heard her having to do this despicable thing! what next! i drink WATER! H2O…. er.. or was it H3O? i forget. anyway, i’m innocent in all of this.”

      “ma’am that’s just your withdrawal talkiing.”

  17. kimcheee says:

    Her soul is so ugly that it shows despite all of the expensive clothes, surgeries, make up etc. Poor Linds. She lost her soul.

  18. lower-case deb says:

    that last picture.
    what made her think that nail polish is a good color? it makes her look ill.

    more than that, it looks ill. like being on lindsay’s fingers made nail polishes ill.

  19. Dap says:

    NO, no, no: she needs to behave for the next few days: her lawyer has much better things to do (like defending GA!)

  20. LA Native says:

    well its about freaking time

  21. Eevee says:

    Have you watched the video on tmz? I can’t really tell but I think she’s crying & saying, “they’re out to get me!” as they’re arresting her. It’s an epically cracked out moment caught on film.

  22. Talie says:

    Oh yeah, she’s really grown a lot. Going to clubs in the AM is just never a good idea. No good will come of it and she never learns this.

  23. Marianne says:

    And hopefully the judge won’t give her any more chances and will throw her ass in jail.

  24. Sisi says:

    GASP! And here Dina said that NY police would rule very differently in all of Lilo’s shit.

    Remember gals, the proof is in the facts!

  25. dorothy says:

    Good to see she’s getting her life together.

  26. Mita says:

    This is getting old! Lindsay youre kicking 30 in the butt! Youre not a teenager anymore! Youre to old to even be in the club. Sit down, get married do something positive with youre life. Getting in the news for doing bad things isnt going to help youre career.

  27. andy says:

    Damn. Her career was getting hot again after Liz & Dick. lol

  28. The Original Mia says:

    What’s the over & under the NY cops will keep her butt?

  29. BengalCat2000 says:

    The other day I defended her on this website, but I just can’t anymore. She needs to grow the f*ck up, go to jail, get an education, & take some acting classes. I’m 40 & she looks older than me. Her vanity & denial is mystifing (sp?) How does a person get arrested, what, 7 times & doesn’t go to jail? SMDH

  30. Sam says:

    Is this even surprising anymore? It’s like “Lindsay Lohan got arrested again? Oh, it’s Thursday? Of course it is.”

    Eventually, in the near future, humans will start to build calendars around Lindsay’s arrest and trial schedule. It will become the most effective way to tell time.

  31. Diane says:

    The only way this girl will ever possibly stop this is if she has to pay for her crimes (just like you and me). So far that hasn’t happened so she thinks she can get away with anything. Besides, it seems to be the only way this girl can get her name in the press. Sad.

  32. kristin says:

    Please please let it stick this time….

  33. Joanna says:

    I hope she has to do time in a jail cell. I think that’s the only way it’s going to sink in that she needs to stop doing this stuff.

  34. LuvHotGuyFri says:

    I saw the video on TMZ of her being arrested-she was yelling ‘are you kidding me?!’ Eye roll. Ya-the police are kidding.

    Dear LL-you can’t punch people in the face because you want to. People want to punch you in the face for having such an immature sense of entitlement and they can’t. You just can’t punch people in the face because you want to or you will get arrested. And I’m not kidding.

  35. buckbilly says:

    Well, in her defense…there was a full moon last night.

  36. Ann says:

    So, that last round of rehab was money well spent.

    If Webster’s needs a definition for “dysfunctional family”, just show a picture of the Lohan clan. Amazing.

  37. Helene says:

    I remember when Britney had her breakdown I felt truly sorry for her (and keep rooting for her!). This is perhaps because Britney didn’t act or seem mean, she was just completely out of it. But what is the deal with Lindsay? I simply can’t understand why she can’t pull it together!? Addiction of course is an ugly disease, but why doesn’t she check herself into rehab? She doesn’t seem that stupid to me, really, so I just can’t understand what is going on here..

    • Tasha says:

      First rule is taking responsibility and admitting you have a problem two thing Lindsay dosen’t want to do.

    • Katija says:

      In Britney’s case, you actually could BELIEVE it when people said “this is the result of toxic people around her.” She never really grew up, and people like Osama Whats-His-Face took advantage of that.

      Plus, she was never really *busted* for anything. She locked the kids in the bathroom with her and it was used against her in the custody hearing, but that’s about it. She beat up that pap’s car, but hell… he had it coming. You couldn’t fault her for that. She was mid-nervous breakdown and they were acting like she was on a never-ending red carpet.

  38. OrangeBlohan says:

    But, but I could have sworn Dina said these things wouldn’t happen if her child was in New York? Oh well, Lindsay will probably tell them that the black kid did it or that wasn’t her hand or something and do a whole 10 minutes in jail. Tune in tomorrow for same crack drama, same crack time, same crack channel!!

  39. Nanea says:

    This is how I get punished when I step away from this site for a blink of an eye to do some real, actual work.

    Crack shenanigans!

    Someone please hand me a mug of Cracktini and a Crackmopolitan Cracktail, or I won’t make it through the day.

    I support the motion that was made much further up in the thread for a Crackventcalendar

  40. Gia says:

    All i have to say is that the pictures you have attached to this story are some of my favourites… the first and last are jems.

  41. SusieQ2 says:

    Well now, the supposed comeback didn’t last long, did it?
    I wonder how her new publicist will spin this one? Good luck to them.

    Is there an overcrowding situation in Rikers?

    (I just threw Rikers in there because it’s the only NY jail I know – thanks to ‘Law and Order’ ;) )

    • Asiyah says:

      LOL Rikers is ROUGH!

      It’s also one of those jails that holds people overnight before they are transferred to other jails. It’s a state pen, but even people who commit federal crimes might end up in Rikers for a night while federal prisons prepare for their arrival.

      Yeah, I got friends in high places LOL

  42. Mindy says:

    After the week I’ve had, it was so nice to turn on my computer and see THIS GIFT. Makes us all feel just a bit special doesn’t it? Our ‘lil crackie went ape shit on someone because she KNEW how much we missed her shennanigans. I feel all warm inside.

    Oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. I really hope that someone in that club caught it on their phone. I wanna see this!!!!

  43. SmokeyBlues says:

    I just watched the vid onTMZ, she kept saying “are you kidding!??” Over and over. She seemed confused, looking all around as they walked her to the cop car. It struck me that she was probably very very high, and I once again felt bad for her. I feel bad for the woman who was assaulted also. Just such a sad situation when addiction overcomes a personality. Maybe because I have seen it in my own life, I feel bad more than anything.
    I have a friend who became a heroin addict. She was gone, the person was no longer inside her, for many years. Now that she’s recovered there is still a part if get that is just gone forever. Addiction is just so sad to me for this reason.

    • busy ramone says:

      My former best friend has been a heroin addict for a decade now. Her personality has changed and she’s become very mean and bitter. She hasn’t emotionally matured since a teenager and will send me e-mails about stuff that happened 16 years ago like it was yesterday.

      The last time I saw her in person I was back home to go to my grandma’s funeral, and after telling her I had bounced a rent check to pay for my flight, she stole $70 of the $80 I had in my wallet to get me through 3 days of traveling. (Nice of her to leave me a ten, right?) I haven’t seen her since. It’s so sad.

  44. Beatrice Sparkplug says:

    Lindsay Lohan?! That super-sweet homebody with a face and voice like an angel and a talent that exceeds all of Hollywood’s royalty combined? No way!!! Who put their face in her fist? OMG!

  45. G says:

    Somewhere Steve Honig’s Google alert went off waking him up. He turned his phone off and went back to sleep smiling.

  46. Macey says:

    I think she’s really going to have a bad week (all her own fault of course) but she has this, plus the lying to cops charge pending plus, I saw on another site that Lifetime is going to sue her for breech of contract regarding her driving and slamming into poor James the truck driver. Maybe Lifetime’s Insurance isnt going to cover the incident since they had to put something in their policy that she could not drive. Im sure that one is a mess. Dont know the entire story there, just something someone posted in the comments.
    This trick srsly better face some kind of consequences for this stuff. I feel bad for the girl that got hit. Just like the others that she throws her drinks on, flicks her cigarettes at and everyone else. she truly is a menace to society.

  47. Summer says:

    Africa…. what have you done?

  48. Melanie says:

    So my favorite celebrity f*ck up got herself arrested again. What else is new?!

  49. Karen says:

    Oh, come on! Lindsay didn’t punch her. The girl simply fell onto Lindsay’s fist.–Dina

  50. Madpoe says:

    she visits jail pretty much like some of us visits the beauty/nail salon!

  51. Beatrice Sparkplug says:

    It would be funny (?) if the TMZ video of her arrest got more views than Liz & Dick. Can anyone make out what she’s saying? She seems to be screaming something… sounds very dramatic. Someone asks her (off camera): “Why don’t you call your dad?” That’s the clearest part.

  52. Mich says:

    Tick, tick, tick. Teflon Crackie’s luck has possibly, finally run out!

    She is too stupid for words.

    Can’t WAIT for the new mug shot!

  53. Belle Epoch says:

    The TMZ video is GREAT. You can hear her bronchitis voice barking “are you kidding?” about 25 times while lots of NYC police stand around impassively. Seeing her get cuffed and stuffed is so worth it.

    Why so surprised, Crackie? You’re from New York. When you’re out at 4am punching girls in the face and causing mayhem there will be consequences.

  54. Naye in VA says:

    That last pic should be a reminder for her to never go blonde again. Ughh

  55. some bitch says:

    THIS bitch.

    Literally my first thought when I turned on my computer was, “I wonder if Lohan’s been arrested yet?”

    Hopefully this time she’ll actually get the book thrown at her (for ONCE) and she’ll spend a good long spell in jail. I used to have a teensie bit of sympathy for this girl and really did want her to make an effort at a comeback, but I’m just SO done with her.

  56. Jazz says:

    Holy crap! I was just thinking the other day it’s about time for her to get arrested again. Don’t know why I’m so surprised.

  57. Dragonlady sakura says:

    When are they gonna build the Lindsay Lohan wing at the courthouse? They should put a statue up to honor her crackieness.

  58. PoliteTeaSipper says:

    Bravo, NYPD. Do carry on.

  59. PortlandJan says:

    Ah, Cracken. If there’s a freshly dropped, steaming cowflop anywhere in New York or California, you will find a way to step in it.

  60. ark138 says:

    Don’t be so judgemental. Like none of you have ever punched a complete stranger in the face in a bar at 4 am.

    At least she’s never showed up drunk for work like that loser Elizabeth Taylor.

  61. Cathy says:

    Ahhh crackenmonster, what would we do without you. Your antics make my day, and my favorite pictures of you also. Cracktini time.

  62. Quinn says:

    Is there any chance you can get the death penalty for being a total dumbass? **crosses fingers**

  63. OhMyMy says:

    Crackie is as Crackie does. What is this girl’s damage? Such a violent, unpleasant little thing.

  64. Memphis says:

    I wont believe Crackie will ever do any real jail time until I see her in stripes with a ball and chain around her ankle.

  65. Madriani's Girl says:

    Ten bucks says the victim (who looks like she’s spent the last 40 years in a bordello) snarked at Lohan about how bad her movie s*cked and Lohan clocked her for it. I WISH I’d meet her somewhere and she’d clock me. I’d come back at her so hard and so fast, she’d be in the E.R. I would looooove for someone to finally give this b*tch some of her own medicine.

    • SolitaryAngel says:

      That’s **exactly** what I was thinking! The woman must have snarked about how bad Liz & Dick was. Trick’ll never learn…

      Thanks for putting me in the holiday spirit for the very first time this year, girls! I love you all!!!

      *Raises Cracktini to CeleBitchy*

    • Jenna says:

      In all honesty, that’s something I keep expecting to happen with this twit. There is going to come a point when this nitwit is going to pull the cracked out crazy card with the wrong person – and end up seriously hurt. What sucks is, no doubt the person that loses their temper and just curbstomps her will end up doing a huge amount of time as well as be sued for everything they own for hitting ‘poor widdle Winsey”.

      It’s one of the big reasons I don’t DO clubs & bars, unless I’m helping a friend out and working. (Occasional door/bouncer work – guys, when drunk, tend to want to fight the biggest toughest MAN in the room. So they target a male bouncer. The 6’2 Amazon with a smile and a southern drawl… tends to get drunks calmed down by clever use of both the Mommy Card and the “If I beat the crap out of you for being an idiot… the cops WILL believe you started it” card.) But otherwise… I avoid. I don’t like people touching me, I don’t do well with people screaming in my face, and while I have a decent handle on my temper if someone swings at me – my Marine daddy, my adoptive many many uncles & big brothers all taught me the most important lesson in a fight -

      “Don’t start the s$*t, but dang well FINISH it, and make sure the other person is done hard & fast enough that YOU don’t get hurt.”

      There is going to come a point when she pushes the wrong person and it’s going to be ugly all around.

      • The Other Katherine says:

        I don’t know. People like Lindsay, who grow up modeling themselves on the Michael and Dina Lohans of this world, often have a finely tuned nose for selecting victims. While Lindsay obviously has very poor judgment in general, I’m doubtful that she’s ever going to take a swing at someone who matches her level of violent crazy. I think she can recognize her own kind a mile away and finds them too difficult to take advantage of.

      • G says:

        Nah…Lindsay is a predator, not a victim.

      • Jenna says:

        The Other Katherine – While I think you are completely correct in her being able to stay away from people at her same level of crazy, my concern isn’t for a nutter to go off on her, but instead for her to attack someone who looks like an easy victim who, well. Isn’t. I mean, I’ve never, not once in my life, gone after someone. But I’ve been in fights. Usually because I’m pretty quiet and try to keep my head down, I tend to look an easy enough target – and when I’m sitting in a booth, you can’t tell I’m a LOT taller then most women. (For one thing, you can’t see the 4inch boots I’m wearing! lol And those take me safely to 6’6.) – and I loathe getting into confrontations. (Mainly because I hate being stared at and turned into the focus of a rooms attention. Just the though of having to be in the huge white dress with everyone staring at me had me desperately trying to convince my husband to elope so I wouldn’t have to go through that focus of eyes) But there is going to come a moment when she lashes out at some quiet person just desperately trying to avoid her vortex of crazy, but when attacked, is going to dismantle her completely. It won’t be the person’s fault, Lindsey will start it 100%, but she is eventually going to poke the wrong bear and end up badly hurt. And I’ve found that bullies are the most shocked and horrified when THEY experience the pain. Nobody screams as loud, or cries as much, or feels AS unjustly treated as the bully who suddenly gets popped in the face by a victim snapping and cracking them one in the face.

  66. Elceibeno says:

    The probation judge told her to stay out of clubs. Lindsey did not listen. Have fun in prison girl.

  67. KellyinSeattle says:

    She seriously needs to do some jail time; if these were felonies it’d be three stikes and she’d be out.

  68. Ethel says:

    Not that I agree with this, but I bet the charges will be dropped. She did this (or threw a phone) at a person in Palm Springs while in rehab and what ever happened in that case? There is something wrong with this woman. What’s she got to do kill someone or herself before she faces real consequences?

  69. boo says:

    This . . . I have no words left. She reminds me of daddy Lohan, when she just goes off and smacks someone, she learned that at her daddy’s knee. But, in all fairness, she’s an adult now and should know better. Also, if you’re out clubbing at 4:00 a.m., chances are you are not sober, or maybe coming down off of a drug binge and your nerves are shot. Maybe this lady just happened to be there for her to unload on. I saw the woman’s face and it looks like she got wacked pretty good. I smell another lawsuit, that makes 2 pending lawsuits, Lifetime and this girl.

  70. Ruby Red Lips says:

    oh and a question – why is Lindsay still getting work and still getting loads of benefits for being an ‘actress’ when she is now nothing more than a nasty pathological addict thug???!

  71. Brie says:

    This girl is pathological. She needs major help with her psych issues and addiction problems.
    I read that interview with her and she was blaming bad influences for her troubles and when she talked about why she and samro rs didnt work out she was claiming both were toxic people. No mention of how she is the common denominator in all these cases and her addiction problems werent acknowledged as factor. i was literally shouting at the magazine lindsay you are the bad influence, you are the toxic person! Look at how you are constantly arrested and in fights with everyone from your family to random people you meet in clubs. As long as she stays these delusional and her enablers bail her out she will keep repeating the same pattern again and again.

  72. Bread and Circuses says:

    For the first time in YEARS, a stunt from the Lindsay Lohan Schadenfreude Circus’ expert ringmaster has failed to make me vibrate in glee.

    Wow. Am I finally over it?

  73. Nev says:

    This is addiction. REHAB. That’s it.

  74. sunnyinseattle says:

    California is charging her with 4 crimes today. Although, not holding my breath that anything will happen other than the courts telling her to be good and not mess up again, or ELSE! HA. What a joke……. :-(

  75. Katija says:

    I wish she would stop acting like, “Hey, I would have partied in college! I’m treated unfairly.”

    Dude, my crowd partied WILD in college. My younger sister got an underage liquor possession on my watch (she was over 18, “I can’t fit my flask in my clutch”) that I am *still* living down with ma and pa. My roommate got busted for smoking a j***t behind the bar. YES, that shit is forgivable. We forgive celebs for it too – there’s been a few famous people who’ve gotten busted for minor crap like pot. No one really judges. We call K-Stew a lot of things, but no one calls her an addict because she was photographed smoking w**d at 18. People *do* understand that there is an element of normalcy there.

    Things like assault are a whole new level. It’s not normal “fun.” Lindsay’s rap sheet does *not* resemble that of your ordinary college kid letting loose. And that’s what she fails to grasp.

    (Also, you don’t have to be an attorney to know: If you are being filmed while getting arrested, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. DON’T TALK. DON’T SAY A WORD. STAY EFFING QUIET. THIS WILL BE SHOWN IN COURT. “ARE YOU KIDDING?” MAKES YOU LOOK UNAPOLOGETIC.)

  76. skuddles says:

    So do we have enough mugshots yet to make a calendar? Has to be getting close…

    Would they have checked her blood alcohol level? Or is it just a given that she was smashed or stoned – or both?

  77. Sugar says:

    i’m @ work so its hard to stay in the loop of all the great comments-but i had to take a minute to log on to this story. there was a time i thought i was alone in my frustration over the antics of Lindsay Lohan but then i discoverd CB & the celebitchy cracktini club and you all have been so much fun. if to some it may seem like we are mean girling her @ times-we aren’t. she has gotten more chances then ANY of us would ever get if we did as she does.
    on a positive note she has w/o knowledge introduced me to some of the funniest people ever. the thread of humor that weaves through these comments are golden and ya’ll do it for free.
    oh we need to add “one high paid lawyer” to the 12X12 days of Cracken song(s).

  78. Stacy Dresden says:

    Lindsay Lohan vs “Female Patron”: Round 1,264,679…

  79. rightgrrl says:

    i read somewhere today that the fight may have been over a guy, specifically one of the guys from the band the wanted (who opened for justin beiber). don’t remember where exactly i read that.

    and seriously, i remember being 26 and thinking i was way too old to be out in the clubs. i mean, doesn’t it get boring after a while..?

  80. carol says:

    amy winehouse is holding the door open for her & saying, “come on in, darlin”.

  81. Str8Shooter says:

    Sadly, Crackie will get away with both of these charges, once again. Even though she is on probation. From jail. And has had, oh, half a dozen ‘incidents’ since then, including grand larceny.

    She could rob a bank with a machine gun, taking out nuns and orphans in the bullet spray..and STILL nothing would happen to her.

    Then she would show up to court and have ‘F*ck You’ written on her nails and again, NOTHING would happen.

  82. Victoria1 says:

    You ladies and your songs, brava! Seriously funny stuff.
    I wonder why the woman didn’t beat her down? If she came at me, I’d fight her. I’d probably be arrested too but, she’d gotten beat. She needs to go on Maury and go to those islands of corporal punishment.

  83. MrsBPitt says:

    Every time a Lohan gets arrested, an angel gets it wings!!! Isn’t that what they say in that great Christmas movie Its a Wonderful Crackie Life!!!

  84. PortlandJan says:

    Crackpipes ring, are you listening?
    In the clubs, blow is glistening
    A beautiful fight
    The cops are in sight
    Walking in a crackie wonderland