I am vaguely aware of Rob Kardashian (Jr.) as one of the peripheral members of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” reality show of doom. Yeah, I’ll admit to having an episode or two on in the background at some point while drinking too much cheap red wine; and Rob, well, he’s definitely not the brightest member of the family, which is saying something because (collectively speaking) their vapidity knows no bounds.
Rob’s been working hard to further secure his status as (quite possibly) the least classy Kardashian sibling though. For the past few months, the guy’s been dating Rita Ora (a.k.a., “Rihanna Lite”), and their world was one of fleeting bliss and sweet twitpics posted to Rob’s Twitter page. Now, it’s all over as soon as it began, and Rob has been tweeting such sweet nothings as “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we are apart.” Sounds like someone’s a little bit bitter about gettig dumped, right?
Kris Humphries isn’t the only one who’s found it tough keeping up with the Kardashians.
Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian have broken up.
The couple called time on their relationship last week after struggling to juggle work schedules.
And in the 2012 version of chucking out a couple of mix tapes, Rob has now unfollowed the singer on Twitter and deleted all of his tweets and pictures on Instagram relating to his ex-missus.
A source said: “It’s really sad – they really liked each other but with him living in LA and her over in London, it was becoming impossible to maintain a relationship.
“They’d only decided to go public with the romance a couple of months ago so as not to put any pressure on themselves but they’ve already split. Rob has now deleted everything on Twitter that reminds him of Rita.”
The reality star was due to fly over for Rita’s birthday bash at London’s DSTRKT nightclub last week. But after serious talks, the pair decided it was better to call it a day. All of the Kardashians have rallied round Rob – with none of the family texting or tweeting Rita to wish her a happy birthday.
[From The Sun]
Luckily, there is one Kardashian who is willing to step up and tell Rob that he’s acting like a douche. Khloe took to her own Twitter account to chime in, “Rob be nice kiddddd. Social media is so much drama. Hehehe thank goodness there was no social media when I was younger. Too much drama in the LBC.” Poor Khloe just doesn’t fit in with the rest of this family, right? And she’s trying in vain to educate a brother whose only vague measure of success lies within his own designer sock line.
Doesn’t Rita look so much like Rihanna? Apparently, they even share the same bad taste in men.
Photos courtesy of Twitter and WENN
“Doesn’t Rita look so much like Rihanna?”
…no, lol. In every single way no. She’s lighter, her hair is different, the shape of her face is different, her eyes are a different color.
As for Rob…
Kardashians…tacky, tacky people. Never get involved in one.
I’d have liked Khloe’s comment more if ‘kid’ had less d’s.
Agreed I don’t know what BedHead has been smoking but like you said the two look nothing alike.
+1
also same bad taste in guys? Rob might be a douche, but he is no way as bad as Brown, that guy is a woman-beating POS.
It’s Rob KarDouchean.
+100. He is so lame and irrelevant!
Rob kardouchean and rita whora
He should remember how he feels now when he’s with his next girlfriend, and he should call up Adrienne Baillon at least a little apologetic.
Aha! Thank you. I was trying to recall if I had read somewhere that he had cheated on his first “serious” girlfriend, or something like that. Maybe he didn’t cheat with 20 girls, but cheating is cheating. That Karma, she’s such a b!tch!
Ugh. Can’t stand Rita Ora.
Her face is everywhere, these days and her music is … well, I don’t count it as music. It’s just the generic pop/R&B rubbish that typically takes 10 minutes to write.
I had to youtube her, because I didn’t know what she sang! I only ever heard of her last week, when one of the sites said rihanna lost an acting job to her.
Why is HE wearing so much jewelry?
Didn’t he cheat on a girlfriend? What goes around comes around
Karma, dude. She’s responsible for her own actions but a small part of me wonders why she found other men more sexually attractive than Rob. Maybe there are some legs on that rumor about him liking the boys after all.
eww, that’s gross if she did that.
Who are these people ?
Rita Whora uh…?
RK is worthless.
Rita was probably dating him for media attention. She is more well known in the UK. I didn’t know who she was until she was linked to him. Or maybe this is all BS for their show. They’re probably filming a new season.
She looks nothing like Rihanna. Rob is being such a sexist douchebag,he went on to lecture WOMEN about how WOMEN should behave,ummmmmm…..thanks,pass it on to your sister Kim-yeah? It was shitty what rita did for sure,but if he doesnt have proof that she cheated on him with exactly 20 dudes,she can sue his ass for defamation. This is slut-shaming on an epic scale. Its gross. He should stick to making socks.
@Lou – I agree with you. I wasn’t going to even read this article when I saw it this morning because I can’t stand Rob, he is a big p*ssy, but I just read something about Rita and now I am like “go girl”. I LOVE it that he got played. That is why he is acting his usual baby self. Poor little Rob got dumped and he can’t handle it. Mommy dearest was supposed to make sure this didn’t happen to him. I LOVE IT. I have no idea who Rita is and I agree with Bed Head she looks like a cheaper version of Rihanna (I thought she did the moment I saw her pic before reading anything) but if she played one of LA’s biggest douches she gets points from me. He isn’t a designer. Who would buy socks from this loser. Mommy give me a sock line. Mommy do this. I loathe this guy even more than Kim. At least Kim and the girls work and hustle. Agree, poor Khloe she is too good for this vapid family.
I would think is tweets over her could be Rob at risk for slander but I’m not a lawyer so I might be totally off the mark.
Twitter needs to have an interlock system to prevent douchebags like this chump from tweeting such revolting (and irrelevant) smut.
and i was wondering why “Rita Whora” was trending on twitter yesterday.
He is a kardashian but its not like people who date kardashians are better. i mean you cant choose your family but you can choose the people you date.
i wouldnt be surprised if thats true. there arent only male tiger woods.
He has something about him that makes him super hot, I so would!
No idea who these people are
Ditto. I’m trying to figure out why someone unknown in the US would hook up with the only Kardashian no one gives a shit about.
He needs to have a stadium full of seats. He’s a pathetic loser and hypocrite. He’s so pressed about being cheated on, but did he have the same sympathy for his fiancee? I doubt it.
I don’t even know who Rita is, but calling her Rita Whora & having that trend on Twitter is disgusting.
She looks like a really really low rent – like section 8 – version of Gwen Stefani during Gwen’s gangsta style days.
I didn’t even know they were dating; nor have I listened to any of her music. Cheating isn’t right, BUT what goes around comes around.
Please for the love of all that is holy and right in this world, PLEASE do your afternoon links to Awesomely Luvvie’s post on this hot mess (even though she’s not really a gossip blog, per se):
http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2012/12/dear-rob-kardashian-rita-ora.html
“You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. “
OMG thank you for that! I about stood up and cheered in my office.
Ha ha, great smackdown.
Thank you for this. Luvvie’s comment and the whole damn thread made my afternoon. Still wiping tears of laughter. 😀
Thank you for that. I have been sitting her for 10 mins giggling at Luvvie’s put down.
So much for not kissing and telling; but I guess that’s what the Kardashians thrive on: attention to their personal lives. He can run and go tell his mommy.
He must’ve dropped out of law school; going for a different image, I guess. We couldn’t handle one normal, smart Kardashian, could we?
I thought Rob is gay.
I think there is a bit of a double standard in the comment section here because of Rita had blasted Rob for cheating with 20 girls then he would have been the biggest pig on earth…
Rita Ora is not Rihanna lite. Rita can sing, her voice is soulful-nothing like Rihanna’s. I really doubt she cheated on him with 20 different men. Rob is so immature and I hope she sues him for slander.
Rita’s generally a nice person. A bit too willing to be pushed in whatever direction by the people running her career, but still a decent enough girl. Yeah, she probably didn’t mind the bump in publicity when she started dating Rob, but no, it’s very unlikely she cheated on him with 20 guys. Rob is a classless douche.
By the way, Rita’s of Albanian descent and looks nothing like Rihanna. But I agree that they both have shit taste in men.
I agree, I think she has potential. When I see her perform she seems like she’d be good at doing pop/rock instead of pop/r&b. She sounds good live.
In that last photo Rob looks just like Kourtney’s son Mason.
gross.
Rita may remind you of Rihanna because she is Jay Z’s new artist he’s forcing on the world.
Rita Ora is not black she is from Albania; and those Balkan chics are known for their promiscuity. Sleeping with 20 men will never be considered acceptable behaviour. She is a whore through and through.
So were attributing promiscuity to a person’s nationality now?
That’s not ignorant at all!
Nothing like blindly believing sexism from a douche.
Shut up Suzanna.
He should show evidence before slut shaming someone
Guys like this all do the same thing. Once it’s over, they say ‘she slept with 100 guys’ or ‘she’s a gold-digger.’ What a low life assclown. If was her, I’d sue his ass right off Twitter.
“Rihanna Lite”
I feel it is an applicable name. Even if she doesn’t look terribly much like Rihanna, I understand the nick due to the lighter hair, and the lesser known profile, plus all the similar erm…behavioural issues.