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Ahh… hello, my long lost lover. Aren’t you excited to see new photos of Tom Hardy? He hasn’t been on a red carpet in a while. I missed him. Tom was in London last night for the premiere of Jack Reacher, the film starring Tom Cruise and his fabulous Xenu lifts. Don’t worry, y’all – Tom Hardy isn’t IN Jack Reacher. I guess he just came to the premiere because he wanted to see the film. I bet Tom Cruise busted something when he saw Hardy on the carpet. “Xenu, Xenu, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? If you’re going to say ‘Tom Hardy’ you can STFU!!” In reality, though, I kind of wonder if Cruise didn’t personally invite Hardy to the premiere. Just because Cruise likes a pretty mouth.
Anyway… now that I’ve filled your head with creepy Xenu imagery, can I just say? I hate Tom Hardy’s outfit, I dislike the way he’s standing, and he looks like a scuzzy lumberjack. But, as always, I would still hit it. Up and down. Now, would I spank it? Yes. I would. Would I slap it up, flip it, rub it down? OH NO. Bel Biv DeVoe.
So, I guess Hardy is done with Mad Max? It felt like they were filming that for the better part of six months in Africa. Which is why the distinct lack of Hardy for the last half of the year. So what’s next for Hardy? He’s just been confirmed for a video game adaptation. They’re going to be making a movie based on the game Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell (the film will just be called Splinter Cell). I guess he’ll be playing a spy or an assassin or something. The deal is already being compared to Michael Fassbender’s Assassin’s Creed deal, and it’s possible the two films could be going head-to-head.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Tom Hardy
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Tom Hardy is yummy looking.
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Totally! He’s SO hot in Lawless!!
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Omg yes! His voice in Lawless was enough to have my knees quivering.
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God bless him ….yes yes yes
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I just don’t get the appeal of this guy. *shrugs*
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Me, either. I’ve tried, but . . . no.
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nope, me neither
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I didn’t get it either because the pictures of him always included that terrible beard. Now looking at these photos, I get it. As long as he doesn’t have a beard, he is yummy.
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Have you seen him onscreen? He’s much hotter onscreen than in pictures.
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I agree… he doesn’t do a thing for me.
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Good! Now, I can have him all to myself.
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Anytime anywhere…
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Yes! I have had an even softer spot for him after discovering that we share birthdays.
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Well, at least the beard is gone.
And at least we FINALLY get to see him even if it’s in a terrible outfit. Welcome back, you needy bastard!
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I hate that attractive men get a pass for dressing like crap at fancy events. If a woman showed up in that stupid outfit people would be questioning her sanity. It’s not the first time he’s done it either.
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Like. A. Hammer.
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O YEAH!
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He was there because his fiancee (lucky bi*ch) is in the film
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Actually Charlotte Riley (the lucky b****) isn’t in the movie, but currently working with Cruise on ‘All you need is kill’, so I guess there’s the reason why they both were at the premiere.
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I normally become quite silly when soaking in Tom’s Hardy goodness. But the combination of camo ball cap and bizarrely wide-legged stance reminds me of the local college boys I see at the mall (in Kentucky at the moment). Therefore it is imperative I hear him speak and see him in significantly fewer garments as soon as possible to counteract the effect.
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He has to stand with his legs that far apart to accommodate his massive package
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Good lord… Spread that on a sandwich
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Haha! Love it! I’m going to use that from now on
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Strange outfit for red carpet but still sorta hot. Even though he admits to be very needy, which is a turnoff.
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NO!!! Why does he look like a doofus recently. O_O!!
His HOT pics! >__<
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ll06Mbtj1r4yjgto1_1280.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqy32KxFO1qcts61.gif
http://www.rocproductions.org/littlekey/tom_hardy_revealed.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u10gcVC11qgubn6o1_1280.jpg
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thank you.
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On the last pic link you’ve posted, am I seeing things? Or is his ‘little Tom’ making an appearance in the corner of that shot? By the by, the baby looks petrified. But THANK YOU for posting. I now have to go dry out my phone in a bowl of rice due to it being saturated with drool…lol!
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It’s either that or he’s trying to suffocate a turtle along with the baby.
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It certainly looks like it lol
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All I have to say is THANK YOU for the present!! Who wouldn’t want to see him pop out of a box with a big ol’ bow?! Yum!!!!
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Are the sleeves attached to the vest or the hoodie? Leather + Hoodie + Vest is a bizarre combo. I think he should take it off.
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No problem with the outfit-it’ll look great in a big pile on the floor next to my bed.
I would do nasty, possibly illegal things to this man.
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Haha, this made me laugh! My thoughts exactly!!!!
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I was just going to say the exact same thing re: his outfit, so thank you for saying it first
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He is really handsome, but I don’t think I would look at him twice if he passed by wearing this outfit.
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My HARDY!!! Hells yes I would ride that, tap that, spank that, reverse that and then some!!! Love that man; his style isn’t the best at time but who cares! MINE!
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I would leave all behind for just one night with that beautiful man.
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I would and I dont know why because the blondish and blue eyed thing doesnt usually do it for me. But there is a look in his eye that I love and I like his build.
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I’d hit the hell out of it.
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So hot. And so much better than that mountain man beard.
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Nope.
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I’d hit it all day and every day.
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Tom Hardy is rocking Canada Goose. Cool.
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I think he is HOT.
And HONESTLY, he looks like a TOOL here. Like if I didn’t know he was one of the most respected actors working today, I would think ” Hot Dude on his way to a monster truck rally” With the monster truck part negating the hotness.
HOWEVER it is sort of refreshing that he clearly Does Not GAF. He lets his talent shine through and wears what he wants- and supports his friends and colleagues wearing whatever is comfortable to him.
All that said, I do wonder what his personal interests are…i am worried it does include some sort of heavy metal, hunting and monster trucks.
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Hugh Jackman and Tom Hardy all in one day? Thank ya thank ya celebitchy!
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He’s so hot, but I didn’t know he shared a closet with my husband. That’s probably why my husband also has a crush on him. Both choose comfort over style.
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Thank you so much for these pics. I’ve totally missed me some Tom Hardy . He looks sexy as usual. Swoon alert!
I hope his new movie does NOT go up against Micheal Fassbender’s movie – I love them both but honestly I love Fassy more. Anyway, thanks for the new photos .:)
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All day, every day. Tom Hardy is my number one celebrity crush and have been for quite a while now.
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I would hit that like a house on FIRE!!!! if Tom is needy, that is all right with me! Smokin’ hot.
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His fiancé is in an upcoming Tom Cruise flick, so it’s probably why they were invited. The outfit is awful but its one of the reasons I like him. He’s not very Hollywood & rough around the edges. He always looks like he’s ready for a go
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He is sexy again! I’m so glad that he shaved that awful beard.
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Don’t care what he’s wearing. After seeing him in Lawless, Bronson, RocknRolla and even This Means War, I get what all the fuss is about. The man can act and has charisma to spare. Plus I really dig his cheeky, slightly neurotic vibe.
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First time I’ve ever seen or heard of this man. I’m hoping it’s not the last. Holy crap, look at that mouth. I’ ll overlook the “I know all the words on the back of the Heinekin bottle” outfit, but just this once.
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He is soooo hot, yeah id hit it
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Yes, yes I would. Today’s a great day. ASkars AND THardy.
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HOTNESS! Looks to me like he just stepped off a motorcycle. Or maybe fell out of bed after a shag session??? Wishful thinking…sigh.
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I would hit that like a Jeopardy buzzer…over and over again.
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he looks like he could be from Arkansas or something like that. YUM!
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First time (except for his performance in the first 45 minutes of Elizabeth, the Golden Years-which sounds so geriatric!) I have seen the point of all the hyperventilating… slowly climbing on the Hardy train I guess.
Not Little Tom’s tom in that pic w/the baby-it’s the baby’s fist. Sorry ladies!
And that .gif is darling. I love a guy who winks and you KNOW his naughty thoughts would bring you to a nuclear meltdown.
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Good lord. I would hit that every day of the week.
And I think he looks hot as hell in that outfit. He would look good in anything.
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This man could be wearing a potato sack. I just want to kiss his face off!
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