Have we talked about how pretty Megan Fox’s hair is looking these days? She’s always had nice hair, but I do think her hair person should mix it up a little bit more. Before she had her baby, her hair was almost always A) flat-ironed or B) stiffly curled and down or C) pulled back tightly, giving her the appearance of some alien-like Croydon facelift. I’m just saying… Megan has beautiful hair, and she could wear it in a million different ways. Anyway, there’s really not that much to talk about with Megan these days, which is why I just exhausted the “Megan’s hair” topic. Megan is spending her This Is Forty promotional tour talking about her baby and pregnancy and stuff. Is Megan about to start her transformation to some Jennifer Garner/Jessica Alba type “celebrity mom”?
The last time Megan Fox appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in February, the 26-year-old actress was hiding a small baby bump.
“I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick,” the star of This Is 40 said when she returned for the Dec. 18 episode of the NBC talk show. “I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness.”
Fox continued, “It was so bad for me. . . I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight — you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time — and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous.”
“Something not human was happening!” she added.
Luckily, Brian Austin Green’s wife of two-and-a-half years didn’t suffer for long. “The first trimester was really rough and then I got to about 12 weeks and then it was fine,” the actress said. “It was really a perfect pregnancy after that.”
Fox — already stepmom to Green’s son Kassius, 10, from his previous relationship with actress Vanessa Marcil — also opened up about giving birth Sept. 27 at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. (Coincidentally, Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth welcomed a son, Tennessee, at the same hospital that same day.)
“I thought I was going to be tough and the nurses would be like, ‘She’s a warrior princess! She doesn’t need an epidural! She’s amazing! We’re such big fans!’” Fox admitted. “As soon as I got out of the car I was already crying for an epidural. I was asking the security guard for an epidural!”
This Is 40 is in theaters Friday, Dec. 21. The Tonight Show With Jay Leno airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
OK, even though moms’ childbirth talk usually makes me super-nauseous, I actually thought that was cute – “I thought I was going to be tough and the nurses would be like, ‘She’s a warrior princess! She doesn’t need an epidural! She’s amazing! We’re such big fans!’” Ha. It always goes differently than you planned. As for the vampire baby stuff… well, obviously. She’s always been #TeamEdward, right? Weren’t there some old rumors about Megan and Robert Pattinson giving each other the side-eye? OMG. Robert Pattinson is Megan Fox’s baby daddy! *Waits for Twihards to cry*
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