I’ve noticed something weird about Kim Kardashian post-pregnancy announcement. The paparazzi seem to be going out of their way to respectfully shoot her from the front. Which is sad, because I really want to see that pregnant ass. Is that mean? I didn’t mean it in a mean way. I just want to see if her ass gets crazy big, or if it stays the same size. I think Kim is worried about it too – she’s been pap’d going into the gym A LOT lately. Anyway, it seems that other people are thinking about the size of Kim’s ass, and how it will probably expand. TMZ spoke to reps at Jenny Craig and Medifast to see if Kim would be in the running for a post-baby weight loss endorsement deal. Long story short, no one wants to deal with that ass.
Two major weight loss companies won’t touch Kim Kardashian’s “big fat ass” with a 10-foot pole … TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.
Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.
Medifast said its not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.
Interestingly, JC’s rep added, “We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey.”
Of course we don’t know if Kim’s even looking for a new weight loss deal … she endorsed Quick Trim last year.
But who knew? Mariah’s ass: way realer than Kim’s.
I wonder if anyone has spoken to Weight Watchers? I imagine all of the WW people are still on suicide watch after the Jessica Simpson debacle – and I still say that people probably got fired over that at WW. No, my guess is that Kim will probably stick with her QuickTrim endorsement after she gives birth – she’s been associated with those weight loss pills for years, hasn’t she?
In other Kim K. news, Radar reports that Kim is telling friends that Kris Humphries is “ruining her life.”
Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband, Kris Humphries, is ruining her life because he is “hell bent on dragging her name through the mud by prolonging the divorce proceedings” and claims if not for the delay, she’d already be married to her baby daddy, Kanye West, by now, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Kim is seeing red because she is still legally married to Kris Humphries. Kim is overjoyed at the news that she is pregnant with Kanye’s baby, but she isn’t able to fully embrace it because of Kris. Kim feels that Kris is hell bent on dragging her name through the mud by prolonging the divorce proceedings,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“Kim knows that she most likely will still be married to Kris when she gives birth to Kanye’s baby, and that absolutely sickens her. Kim has been pressuring her attorney, Laura Wasser, to get Humphries to sign off on the divorce, to no avail. Kris is holding the position that if Kim grants him an annulment on the grounds that the marriage was a sham, this whole thing ends. However, Kim won’t give in to his demands because it would damage her brand,” the insider added.
On Friday, February 15 – the day after Valentine’s Day – Kim and Kris’ divorce lawyers will be in court setting a date for the trial. The earliest the trial can be scheduled would be the middle of June to accommodate Kris’ basketball schedule. His team the Nets is now in second place in its division, and the play-offs don’t end until June. Kim, who’s 12 weeks pregnant, is due at the end of June.
Wait, what? “Kris is holding the position that if Kim grants him an annulment on the grounds that the marriage was a sham, this whole thing ends. However, Kim won’t give in to his demands because it would damage her brand.” It was my understanding of the situation that Kim wouldn’t give into an annulment because that would effectively end the terms of Kim’s pre-nup, and Kris would be able to get more money from her and from the Kardashian-Jenner family. I keep hearing that the hold-up is still about money, not Kim’s “brand”. I think she would sell out her brand if it meant she got to hold on to $5-10 million, but Kris is going after her money.
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