Kim Kardashian didn’t want babies in Fall 2012: ‘I would die if I had kids right now’

Yikes! Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian in Paris today. She’s there for Paris Fashion Week, I guess, and to meet up with her baby-daddy Kanye West. Kanye has been in Paris for days, partying with Noomi Rapace and Anna Wintour (I wish I was joking). Kim was spotted walking into the Stephane Rolland Fashion Show just a few hours ago. Can I just say? Even though many of you are way harsher on Kim than I am, I have to admit that pregnancy has not been agreeing with her. She looks really tired and grumpy, and so far I’ve been incredibly surprised by the lack of weight she’s gained in her midsection. So far, the baby seems to only affect her boobs. They are HUGE. I know it’s mean, but I can’t wait until she gets big all over.

Hilariously (or not so much), in a just-aired episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Kim was bitching about Kourtney’s mom schedule and Kim said she would “die” if she had kids right now – this was filmed probably just a few months before Kim got pregnant.

She announced at the end of last month that she is expecting, her first child, but before falling pregnant it seems that the idea of having a baby terrified Kim Kardashian.

On Monday night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the middle Kardashian sister lashed out at Kourtney for being what she called a ‘slob-kabob’.

Kim confessed to her best friend Jonathan Cheban: ‘She literally is like Octomom. It’s so overwhelming, it’s even made me second guess wanting to have kids.’

She added: ‘I would die if I had kids right now.’

Jonathan assured the reality star that she would ‘be a great mother’, but did imply the 32-year-old ought to start worrying about ageing.

‘You act like you literally have 500 kids,’ Kim told her sister when she saw her in sweatpants during the afternoon one day.

‘Talk to me once you have a child,’ Kourtney, 33, hit back.

But when she later attempted to wear a printed dress, Kim referenced Three’s Company with the words: ‘That was like, Mrs. Roper status.’

As usual, Kim took things too far, when she described Kourtney – and all mothers for that matter – as having ‘boring and miserable lives’.

[From The Mail]

You can complain all you want about the fake, manufactured drama of the Kardashian clan, but I believe THIS is the real Kim. The real Kim is a superficial, self-absorbed drama-queen who doesn’t want to have kids because a baby would ruin her figure and stunt her ability to “work” and go out. So why did she get pregnant? To keep Kanye. I truly believe that. She got pregnant because he wanted it, because that was the best way to keep him involved in her drama.

By the way, have we discussed the fact that Kim and Duchess Kate are due around the same time? I think we’ve mentioned it before, but I can’t stop thinking about how amazing that is for both of them. They just can’t get away from each other or the comparisons to one another. And let me tell you… the comparisons do not leave Duchess Kate looking like she’s on any kind of higher ground. Still, The Kimye Baby is always going to come in second place to an actual royal baby.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. katiebob says:

    did she dye poor Mercy’s body black and is now using it as a clutch purse??

  2. Ms Kay says:

    What in the Bat-Cape flipping heck is she wearing???

    And oh Kim no worries, the world is already slow dying from suffocation at the thought of you existing by no-talent whatsoever, let alone having babies…

  3. Auruor says:

    “You can complain all you want about the fake, manufactured drama of the Kardashian clan, but I believe THIS is the real Kim. The real Kim is a superficial, self-absorbed drama-queen who doesn’t want to have kids because a baby would ruin her figure and stunt her ability to “work” and go out. So why did she get pregnant? To keep Kanye. I truly believe that. She got pregnant because he wanted it, because that was the best way to keep him involved in her drama.”

    I agree. It was a great PR move. This will keep both Kim and Kanye at the forefront of the gossip mags/sites for months/years. (Related: as I was checking out at the supermarket a few days ago, I noticed that Every. Single. Gossip. Mag. had at least one Kardashian on the cover.)

    Also, she’ll make a fortune selling baby pics.

    But can I just say? As a mom of 3, including twins, who also works full time, I really tire of celebs like Kim bitching about how hard parenthood will be for them. Boo hoo, Kim. I so feel for you. You’re so wealthy that you can afford every high-end baby product and an army of nannies. You can build your baby an entire wing of the house.

    Come back to me when you have to scrimp to pay for baby formula and diapers and scramble for childcare when your boss asks you to pick up a night shift. When you lose your job. When you have to get up with your own baby when he/she cries at night. (Another pet peeve: unmarried/divorced wildly rich celebs who expect sympathy for being “single parents,” see e.g. Janice Dickenson, Jenny McCarthy.)

    • tabasco says:

      giant AMEN. and i am not even a mom. i come from a very large, close-knit italian family that is really baby-happy, but i have shied away from having kids (so far anyway) b/c i feel like, man, you have REALLY got to be on your game and you can’t just take a break, it’s a BIG deal, not something to just do b/c “that’s what people do” (or to “keep” your stupidass boyfriend)

    • tabasco says:

      however, i DO have a kitty who i have not killed, going on several years now. and he is adddorrrabbbbllle. like, you can’t even stand it cute. he doesn’t know he’s a cat. he is the most cuddlesome thing ever. we call him The Gund Kitty b/c he’s got supersoft kitten-like fur (like the Gund stuffed bears, you know?) and he will seriously let you cuddle him up like a toy. except he’s not a toy. sort of like your BABY, KIM.

      • abbizmal says:

        Right on, tobasco. What kind of idiot carries a cat around out and about anyway? That poor kitty. Mine would freak out. And the catbox issue (jeez) Kim had (yes, I watch that crap for shits and giggles), my little Sookie knew how to use a catbox when I brought her home, smaller than Mercy. Putting a turd in the box would help, too. Is she stupid or something?

      • Legs says:

        tabasco! i heart you for this comment!

      • deehunny says:

        Couldn’t help but gush about my rotten cat Squirrelington. He attacks my guests and runs around the house like it’s a racetrack with a puffy tail like he’s scared.

        Your animal becomes part of the family. People who actually own cats know you don’t just hold them walking down the street. Squirrelington has a leash for our leisurely walks.

    • TG says:

      100% agree with you. My daughter is 2 and I am not exaggerating I nearly lost my mind for that first year especially. Getting up at all hours of the night for 365 days straigh, never getting to sleep in and still having to work full-time, commute 3 hours or more each day, etc, not to mention the months of not being able to sleep while pregnant. It felt like a slow torture and my mind wasn’t as sharp, I couldn’t remember the simplest things. Now that she is 2 it is getting better, but still. I am not complaining, it is just I agree, can’t stand when rich celebs go on and on about motherhood when they have nannies, nurses, cooks, cleaners, etc. That b*tch won’t be getting up in the night, now way. Also, can’t stand JLo and her sanctimonious ways.

      I only caught a few minutes of their show but there was a scene with Kim in a white top with her boobs sticking out while talking to Jonathan and did anyone see the bizarre color and look of them? It was so gross. There was some weird dimpling or something at the bottom of one of them. I am not an expert on fake breasts so anyone else feel free to chime in if you think they are real or not.

      I agree also that she is desperate for attention and to have a baby and I now think that she jumped to marry Humphries out of desperation, but during her courtship the reality of actually landing Kanye became a possibility but it was too late to back out of the Hump’s marriage so she had to go thru with that, then quickly tried to get out of it by making the Humps look bad so that she could have a baby with a more proven cash cow.

      And now she is claiming she had fertility problems? Are we supposed to forget the last episode a few months ago where she went to the doc with Khloe who actually does have problems? What a disgusting woman on all levels.

    • Mar says:

      Everything about the Kardashians is what I find wrong with society. They are the anti of what I think good people should be.

  4. Alexandra Bananarama says:

    A baby would only stunt her ability to work if she intended on being a a good, attentive mother.

    Sadly, i believe she will only use the child and a nanny will pick up the slack.

    She didn’t pass the kitten test. She barely lasted a few weeks before passing it off.

  5. tabasco says:

    slob-kabob???? i’m calling everyone a slob-kabob from now on.

    do we think kim definitely got pregnant on purpose? i can’t decide between this was a total oops or what kaiser is saying, that she went there to keep kanye (which kim would totally do)? not sure if matters actually b/c even if it was “planned,” that does not mean it was “thought out.”

    i feel like kim looks kind of miserable all the time lately, altho i think her clothing has actually improved, mostly b/c she’s actually wearing clothes that are not all skintight and half naked.

  6. wonderwoman21 says:

    Her face definitely looks bloated now.

  7. Mew says:

    Yeah, she’s fake, plastic and totally got preggers to keep Kanye. We’ll probably see some nice photoshoots with her and the baby, as well as sugary quotes how “momhood is so awesomes and changed her” but most likely she’ll just toss the kid to nannies and goes off shopping.

  8. Kortnej@Kloi says:

    So now she is pregnant and still alive. She is f@cking liar!

  9. Cherry says:

    So much for her ‘If only people knew how long I’ve struggled with infertility!’- comments the other day. I know a lot of ladies around here were hugely offended by that, since she obviously hasn’t tried to get pregnant before and now wants to get on the ‘feel for me! I have real problems!’-sympathy train that Khloe’s been riding for a while. Just in case anyone still believed her: don’t.

  10. littlestar says:

    It’ll definitely be interesting to see what happens once she has the baby.

  11. PHD gossip says:

    Can we discuss that weird hairline please?

  12. Tiffany27 says:

    Does anyone else think she’s not gaining weight in her midsection because she’s not eating? What I mean is I feel like she’s severely cutting calories and severely watching what she eats so she doesn’t gain weight. Her workouts with Tracy “that b-tch cray” Anderson points to my theory.

  13. gg says:

    Meh, I’ve heard several women say this and then proceed to get pregnant. Things change completely when you have one in the oven. Then they claim they were planning it all along.

  14. anon says:

    She’s going to be one of the women that carry more in the back & her Butt is going to be rediculous in size. AS for the boobs its a race to see who gets bigger Jessica or Kim. Maybe Jessica is due in July too as July 10 is Jess BD.

  15. geekychick says:

    Really? Because no matter what, I don’t think Kate Middleton had a sex tape on sale, and I don’t think she filmed half of her life for $$,or staged her wedding for views.
    So, she was with a guy she loved for almost ten years before he married her. So what? Maybe she didn’t want to get married five years earlier. Maybe they both didn’t want it. How do we know?
    IDK, but comparing her and Kim Kardashian, especially if you analyze what each of them have been saying this past year(s) (I mean, these comments to Kourtney are DISGUSTING), is just stupid. And I’m no Kate fan.

  16. Madriani's Girl says:

    OMG, her boobs are sinking like the Titanic!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Starlight says:

    I don’t believe she got pregnant on purpose, otherwise, she would not be saying these words.

  18. shewolf says:

    So. I said the same thing before I got pregnant both times. I love my daughters and right now my life is revolving around them because they are so young but lets get some shiz straight. I am still me. I still need to breathe. I deserve the right to pee with the door shut. I need to sleep like anyone else on the planet. Kim has a point.

    • elo33 says:

      I agree! I am due a month before Kim and Kate and I am resolute on keeping my own identity after the baby is born (and peeing with the door closed)

      • Cletus says:

        I pee with the door shut, too. The best thing ever is when they stick their little fingers under the door to try to get at you while you’re on the toilet. I am never as interesting as when I am TRYING to do something- anything- that doesn’t involve my daughter. I’m like, WOULD YOU GET OFF ME FOR TWO SECONDS?? But then I think, in 4 years she will be mortified by the fact she even HAS a mother. So then I just give her the damn nail polish and let her paint me. It’s worth it.

    • margie says:

      I had all those intentions too but sometimes it happens how it happens and before long your quiet time in the toilet becomes story time for your little one. And you just go along with it, b/c they are your kids and you love them and they won’t be little and wanting you to read to them while sitting on the toilet forever.

      • TG says:

        I am laughing so hard over your comment about intending to pee with the door shut and now find yourself reading on the toilet to your child. I am in the same situation. My 2 year old tries to pull my pants up for me it is so funny. She also has sat on my lap I can’t tell you how many times too. Oh those little funny stories add up for you to tell him/her one day!

    • Meredith says:

      Re : peeing with the door shut

      A year ago, I was fostering 2 rescue dogs and looking after 2 cats for a friend who was between houses. The “herd” followed me everywhere even into the bathroom. I told everyone it was like having kids!

  19. Petee says:

    She need’s to stop rimming her inner eye’s with white pencil,it make’s her botox eye’s look even more open then they should be.She is going to be HUGE when she is nine month’s along.She was already curvy when she became well known and didn’t need a boob job and her butt look’s just plain gross,like something slipped or went wrong.I saw some old picture’s of her and Paris Hilton and she does not look the same at all.

  20. Joy says:

    Maybe since she had all these “fertility problems” (cue side eye from Khloe) she thought she needed to hurry up and have a baby.

  21. G says:

    I do not see a belly at all. Last I checked turtle necks are not for women with boobs size DDDDD.. And who in their right mind dresses in all black all the time when pregnant?! Is she goth or in the Adams family now? Wear a freaking maternity top already. And this quote about dying if she found out she was pregnant just proves she totally made up the fertility story… I haven’t watched Keeping Up in years but she would come up with lies at the drop of a hat all the time. Please in Kim’s dreams she’s a Princess- Kate has got game like no ones business.

  22. Lucky Charm says:

    Wait, now she will just die if she has kids now? But she just said that she suffered from infertility. And just before that she claimed this pregnancy was totally planned. I’m so confused because she can’t keep her stories straight! You don’t 1) say you don’t want kids, then 2) turn around & say your baby was planned and then 3) claim you have fertility issues & doctors didn’t think you would have kids. In the meantime, you make fun of one sister for being a mom, and dismiss the other sister’s real struggles with infertility. You can’t even properly care for a cat, a CAT!, one of the easier pets, and you think now you’ll be an awesome mommy?!

    For once, I wish we were back in the days when a pregnant woman went into hiding until after the birth. Please, Kim, won’t you do that for us?

  23. Skins says:

    Seeing her walk around like she is some kind of fashion icon just galls me

  24. Bijlee says:

    Honestly I think she got pregnant on purpose one for Kanye and two to be like Kate Middleton. Yeah I think she’s that obsessed with Kate. Remeber when it was her whole wedding and she wanted it to be so much like the royal wedding. The girl thinks she’s some type of American royalty. And being with Kanye is only exacerbating that twisted idea.

  25. PinkG says:

    Re-shoot. Just like when she and POSPM were discussing her relationship in the car and pretending to be upset about it and to also make Kris look bad.

  26. argirl says:

    As much as I’m ashamed to admit that I know this… later in the episode she admitted she had received news that she had very few eggs left and she was acting out as a way to prepare herself for not having kids. I felt bad for her. She was scared she would never be a mother.

    • Dawn says:

      And in other news…this is why these people are famous and wealthy because people actually believe in their fake show as if it is true. Nothing in that show is about truth or honest or anything else. It’s about the cha..ching they hear with each episode. Her pimp wanted her to have a baby for the show, nothing more. Poor baby.

      • AB says:

        Agreed Dawn. wanted to see how she treated Mercy and it was just SAD, the poor cat was neglected for sure…also, Khloe kept bitching about Kris Hump and it was a total turn off.

      • argirl says:

        I don’t believe their show. I know it’s manufactured drama. I just thought that if the article were going to seize on one part of the episode to hold up as truth, then the entire storyline should be represented for fairness. Unusually not a defender and I’ve unwittingly fallen into that role today. They played on my sympathies since I have PCOS and am concerned about getting pregnant eventually as well. It’s a sad situation and I wouldn’t guarantee its not the truth. Who knows for sure? Do you?

    • hunter says:

      Women don’t “run out” of eggs at 31 for Christsakes. You’re born with all the eggs you’ll ever have (zillions) and they slowly get old with you like apples left in the refrigerator.

      Duh, science. She has not changed the laws of nature.

  27. Paloma says:

    Kim is all over the place with this pregnancy. We will never know the truth. Her latest remarks about the eggs of a 50-year-old woman … Huh?
    I am just not buying what she’s selling.

    • Julia says:

      I have PCOS and was told my HORMONES were that of a woman in menopause even though I’m in my early thirties.Perhaps that is what Kim had and she misunderstood about her eggs.
      But with PCOS, your hormones can get seriously out of whack and cause problems getting pregnant.
      I don’t know that Kim had PCOS,but it is possible to have other hormonal problems.

      With proper medication,it is also definitely possible to get pregnant.

  28. Brat says:

    The Kardashian’s literally need to look up the word literally. It’s annoying to hear to them over and and over use it incorrectly.

  29. KellyinSeattle says:

    that poor baby doesn’t stand a chance

  30. trillian says:

    Does no one in this cursed family own a single cute and flattering garment???

  31. hmm says:

    Sorry, I don’t believe she’s pregnant.

    That’s not how you have babies in Hollywood.
    You pad your clothing a bit to give the illusion of weight-gain and talk about your kooky food cravings in interviews, all while a surrogate is locked up in a tower somewhere where she’s contractually bound to not speak about the child she is birthing and relinquishes all parental rights.
    The actress/whatever gets to keep her figure and gains a little bundle of joy without the hassle.

  32. katie says:

    Is this just another Kardashian stunt?

  33. NeoCleo says:

    I’ve been one of her defender’s when people have knocked her down for being “fake looking” but now that she’s preggers, at least in the photos above, this is the most plastic and fake-looking I’ve ever seen her look. What happened to her face? Usually women get some kind of a glow, she just looks dispeptic.

  34. Nicolette says:

    Bitch please!

    Oh boy, where do I get started with this mess? First of all, as a mother I would like to say that my life is far from ‘boring and miserable’ I’m way too busy to be bored. There aren’t enough hours in a day, and there’s always something going on. I don’t have nannies and baby nurses like celebs do. I live in the real world of Mom’s that do it ALL on our own. And I wouldn’t trade it for the shallow, self-centered, empty life this media whore lives for a moment. No, I’m being too nice, and I’m feeling extra bitchy right about now. Let me just refer to her as a whore.

    She would ‘die’ if she had kids right now? Children, for those who want them, are a blessing. If she feels that way and has no time in her busy life, and can’t fathom putting someone else’s needs before her own, then she has no business being a parent. EVER. And perhaps she should have used a better birth control.

    Notice how she seems to always be in black lately? Is she in mourning for the life she feels she’s losing? And who is she kidding anyway, she wont be spending a moment with that baby. Her nannies will. If the kid is lucky (or not depending how you look at it) it’ll get a passing wave from her as she heads to the next makeup chair, the next photo shoot, the next fashion show etc. “See that lumpy big blur Baby K? That’s your Mommy. Now wave like Pimp Grandma’s new money maker should!”

  35. nikkie says:

    When Kim was talking about her “fertility problems” I knew she was full of shit. It made no sense why she would be seeing a fertility specialist when she and Kanye hadn’t even been together for a year, therefore she would have been trying for a ba with anyone who would knock her up. Her bitching about kids and being a mother further proves her lying to generate sympathy (at the expense of her sister). If you truly have fertility problems, you don’t talk about a preference for death over procreation.

    • TG says:

      Agree on your point. That is how we know she is lying. You are so right. it is one thing to say you don’t want kids and then when you get pregnant you change your mind (I know I have been there) but quite another to be trying to get pregnant and supposedly having fertility problems and then making those statements about choosing to die vs having kids. How disgusting a statement to make to all those out there with real fertility issues. She and her mom make me sick.

  36. Chell says:

    Whoever wrote the script for that show should be fired!!! Oh wait, it’s a “reality show”…

  37. Cecada says:

    Maybe it’s me, but my first thought when I saw that first pic was “She looks like a real-life Furby”

    What a freak

  38. Andrea says:

    First a dog she couldn’t handle ( does anyone remember that a few years back) and then the kitten (she totally is NOT allergic). I am scared for her baby since she can’t handle a pet. I think her sisters will be too. You saw Kourtney’s comments about her and the kitten!

  39. Arabprincess says:

    Whoever wrote this entry is obviously pro kim and is a joke. Kate is a decent person with class and brains. This pornstar trash that got famous for having ray j bang her from the back that is brain dead is what’s wrong with the world

  40. Arabprincess says:

    this entry is obviously pro kim and is a joke. Kate is a decent person with class and brains. This pornstar trash that got famous for having ray j bang her from the back that is brain dead is what’s wrong with the world

  41. DanaG says:

    This kid is so going to be raised by nannies Kim will do like she did with the kitty just carry it around a bit but leave everything else up to someone else so she can concentrate on the important things like her hair and keeping Kanye. I’m thinking Kate will be a more hands on mother then Kim will be. Kim does know she can’t give the baby away doesn’t she?

    • Liberty says:

      My guess is that Pimpmama thought a pregnancy would (a) make Kris H give in without making KK admit fraud; (b) entitle Kimbo Inc to Kanye money for years; (c) raise ratings with tabloid story opportunities (d) be easily brushed aside by ordering poor Khloe to be the nanny so Kimbo can keep shopping and nip tucking. I look at Kimbo and see a sort of robot who will march along, but who is suddenly realizing she actually will have to pad up as weeks go by. That may piss her vanity off. Anyway, poor baby. Maybe poor Mercy will come back as the baby to haunt these pointless people for years, haha!

  42. Lindsay says:

    I bet Kim thinks she looks so classy and refined in this outfit. You can put lipstick on a pig….

  43. little-red says:

    okay, so I admit I watch the show! But, I felt so sorry for the treatment of that cat!

  44. Ally8 says:

    Of course she got pregnant to lock down Kanye (and future child support payments).

    Her mother is on tape on their show telling her to go off birth control after she started dating Kanye West.

    • TG says:

      Wonder why she didn’t try this trick on Reggie? Maybe she thought she had time or she wasn’t ready yet? Maybe now that she is past 30 her mom started panicking and since Kanye is rich and famous she decided he was the best option. I can’t stand him but I almost feel sorry for him getting involved with that family.

  45. A Fan says:

    Speaking of Octomom, Kim’s face is starting to resemble hers at times.

  46. Abby says:

    didn’t some site say she had that plastic surgery which is like a rubber band around her waist internally, to keep it tiny? how is THAT going to work with pregnancy?

  47. Str8Shooter says:

    Right. Cuz having kids and being ‘miserable’ is too much work for someone who’s job is being a MEDIA WHORE.

    Man do I feel bad for that kid. Will get ZERO attention in that narcissistic household.

  48. Giselle says:

    well, now we know why she got rid of the cat.

    now, if you watch the episode (which none of you would admit to), you see that she trashed kourtney because her fertility doctor told her she had the eggs of a 50 year old, and she is insecure as hell.

    and kim, wear a damn bra ffs!

  49. Joanna says:

    what’s crazy to me is she spends so much time on her appearance to look “perfect.” but yet, imo, she looks so much better with less makeup and more of a natural look.

    p.s. she is still using fake eyelashes, just more natural looking ones than the caterpillers she used to wear on her eyes.

  50. Amy says:

    We are talking about Princess Diana’s future grandchild, of course Duchess Kate’s baby is more interesting than Kim’s!

  51. em53 says:

    What is that piece of fur thing?

  52. lady X says:

    First of any woman knows when you have been on birth control for years and years it takes a while for it to come out of your system … some people get preggers right away others take time … So that is why her levels were low … there is nothing wrong with her and never was.. she just wants sympathy because she is still married … Khloe has real issues and she sees that Khloe gets the support of the fans who really want her to have a baby … so once again Kim has to take her shine …
    She was saying she does not want kids because that is what a lot of women do who really just can not have kids… I know several who did it… I know some women do not .. but I know a lot of women who had issues and go around saying I do not want kids… it is a cover which she later admitted on show …
    And lastly what is with all the BLACK AND WHITE ??… what is the deal …? Her fashion SUCKS … period … KANYE has ruined her style… The make up is weird and the clothes suck

  53. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    She’s got the bunny in her Kanye run!

  54. Lem says:

    Is she ? FURjazzled?

  55. lsk141 says:

    she looks like a nun. it’s comical that she thinks she can pull off innocence. don’t like her anymore.