Lindsay & Dina Lohan rejected from several LA hotels (for being crackie)

I knew this would be a day dominated by Lindsay Lohan and The Great Cracktastrophe of 2013, but I wasn’t expecting this. According to TMZ, after LL and Dina busted their lazy asses to fly back to LA for Lindsay’s court appearance today – despite being super-sick, y’all! – they couldn’t even find a hotel to check into. Wait, did I say that the wrong way? They tried to check into two hotels, only to get rejected flat-out. Hahaha.

It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina …. first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight …. then getting rejected by a swanky hotel … and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED.

Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the car while Dina went inside to check in, but she was unceremoniously turned away. Sources at Shutters tell TMZ they put Lindsay on a blacklist after she allegedly trashed one of their rooms in 2007.

Lindsay and Dina then went up the road a piece, to the Loews Hotel where they were also turned away. Management tells TMZ … there were no rooms available.

We don’t know where Lindsay and Dina ended up … but one thing’s for sure … with court starting at 8:30 AM, they’re gonna have bags so big they’ll need to check them for the return flight.

[From TMZ]

The only real question I have is: why not the Marmont? Why didn’t they try to check into the Chateau Marmont, which is Lindsay’s crack den of choice when she’s in LA? Or how about her actual LA home which was just refurbished? Or why not The Standard, which is where a lot of the d-bags stay? What is going on in Lohan-land? Are hoteliers finally getting wise to the crack shenanigans?

Lindsay is due in court in less than two hours… we’ll have something more then!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Samigirl says:

    I know we aren’t supposed to delight in others troubles, but I’ll be damned if this didn’t make me legitimately LOL. Lilo just goes around burning bridges!

  2. Laurabb says:

    seriously, why is she not staying in her own home?

  3. cmc says:

    I’m not surprised at all! I bet she’s banned from the Chateau Marmont again (or she would have tried it). Plus, wasn’t she having trouble paying her house rent? Probably got evicted, then.

    I don’t know if any of y’all have seen Flight, but I bet last night looked a little like the scene before the hearing in the end, IF they found somewhere to sleep that is.

    • Lizzie K says:

      Didn’t that Spanish painter guy (Zapata?) who loaned her his CM suite for months finally cut her off? I thought I read that when radar,etc. were reporting that she’s become a call girl … erm… “escort.” I doubt she can get a room there without someone else’s (substantial) credit on the line.

  4. Sam says:

    It’s pretty standard for hotels to blacklist people who have damaged the rooms and cost them money – but it usually has to be pretty bad for that to happen. If it was back in 2007, she must have done some major damage for them to still deny her service.

    As to why not the Marmont? I’d guess that she probably owes money to somebody who hangs out there. Maybe her dealer is staking the place out, waiting to get her to pay up. If she’ll stiff her lawyer, she’ll probably stiff everybody else in her life.

  5. brin says:

    Hahahaha…persona non crackie!
    Even Chateau Marmont had their fill of Crackie.

  6. Bess says:

    I thought the Cracken’s “LA Mansion” was a rental and that she could no longer afford the rent.

  7. Hautie says:

    Wasn’t her lease up on the house? And she had hid all the furnishings before then?

    And look how huge her pupils are in that picture. (front seat of the car)

    A little bump more and she will be good as new for court!

  8. Bonfire Beach says:

    The top picture is hilarious. She looks like a wax figure sitting in the passenger seat. The look on her face. HAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing at it.

  9. dorothy says:

    Any normal person would be mortified to have been turned away. They just amaze me at how jaded by inexcusable behavior they are. They no longer realize what is acceptable and what is decent.

  10. karmasabiatch! says:

    Sorry, I know its bad karma to laugh at other people’s misfortune. But the thought of LiLo and White Oprah hauling in and out of rental cars- being turned away with bags, entourage and all- HA. HA! Snicker.

  11. MsMileHigh says:

    Who would want to stay in a hotel if you can stay in your own home? I do not get that. Why is she even trying to check into a hotel? Unless she has trashed her home already? Maybe her dealer lives in it? Does she not own towels and sheets? She wants room service with a side of bed bugs?

    • elceibeno08 says:

      At this point, I don’t understand why Lindsey and her dealer(s) never get busted in a drug deal. Perhaps her home is under surveillance and she doesn’t want to get caught buying drugs. Perhaps her dealers refuse to go to her house anymore. Who knows.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      She trashed that rental home ($8000 per MONTH) that she got all that new furniture for from that remodeling show. The show said it was so bad, they couldn’t shoot any new footage. (This is also the place where she was supposedly soliciting donations from friends to try to pay her rent, because the owners refused to let her move out early. I think that lease is up in Feb.)

  12. aims says:

    I look at her stupid, shi* eating smile, and think does she fully understand how much trouble she’s in? Has it not clicked in her hazy brain that, she is up to her eyeballs?

    At this stage, do you guys think shes mentally ill? Or is the general feeling that this bitch is spoiled, and wants what she wants, and to hell with the rest of us?

  13. Talie says:

    If only she had invested in actual real estate when she was making 7 million a movie. What a fool…all that money wasted in hotels.

  14. Nanz01 says:

    LMBO! I find this way funnier than I should. Why didn’t she use her standard, “Move that cone! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” line from the Lindsay Lohan School of Persuasion?

    PS ~ How much fake hair is in the car in that last picture?

  15. Mia 4S says:

    Why do I think Dina would find some religious analogy in this, “no room at the Inn”? ;-)

    Yes I just brought up the Virgin Mary in a Cracken thread…I’m going to hell.

  16. Masque says:

    Sh!t! I just looked at the photos and saw a black dude in the car. That means Lilo is about to commit a crime and blame him.

    Run, black dude, RUN!!!

  17. epiphany says:

    I don’t understand – don’t they live in LA? Don’t they own a home(s) in LA? Why are they attempting to check into a hotel? Didn’t Crackie buy a condo next to her DJ ex-GF last year? What happened to it?
    I wouldn’t survive in the chaos these people seem to thrive in.

  18. Jayna says:

    She doesn’t even look like herself. So hard and old.

  19. swack says:

    The house was a rental. It was refurbished by Million Dollar Makeover (I think that is the namne of the show) and she took what she could and put it in storage when she refused to do the reveal. Her lease is up in Feb and she tried to get out of it before then. She has no home in LA, never has, she has always rented.

  20. lucy2 says:

    Finally! A company wise enough not to do business with them.
    For people who supposedly lives in Los Angeles, they spend a lot of time in hotels.

  21. Amy says:

    You mean, one of Lilo’s johns *cough* …boyfriends… couldn’t help them out? Poor White Oprah. Just like Mary and Joseph getting turned away from the inn.

  22. LAK says:

    Well, what do they expect when the super understanding, discreet Chateau finally has enough and puts a media hit on them.

    Other hotels don’t use their ability to shelter hotel wrecking famewhores as an advertising positive.

  23. mel says:

    I love her hair color…it looks good on her. I will always feel for her as someone who came from an abusive family…the girl never had a chance with the asshole parents she is stuck with…

    • aims says:

      I get what you’re saying, but there comes a time when you do things diffrently. There a lot of people who grow up in bad familes, that decide they’re going to break the cycle. Her history shows her lack of remorse or responsiblity. She cools the behavior when shes in trouble, then when off the hook goes back at it. That to me shows that she gets it. She is a lost cause and her history shows that.

  24. Alyssa says:

    Umm… Can we just talk about Dina’s outfit for a second? What in the hell kind of boots and leggings get up is that!

  25. Magnolia Belle says:

    Hah. The Loew’s has vacancies. My husband has people staying there this week and booked them last night there.

  26. That Girl says:

    Loews Hotels aren’t even that nice so if they can’t stay there they may as well start looking at Motel 6.

  27. loira says:

    did you see pictures of her whole outfit? horrendous!

  28. MoxyLady007 says:

    Her outfit looks like the crap wrestlers wear to sweat off a few pounds. Head to toe baggy ass leather.

  29. K-rock says:

    Only Lindsay would have the ginormous balls to try and check into a hotel that she was thrown out of for trashing! *SMFH*

    AND she was late to court. If anyone other than her came late to court, after lying about being sick to try and get out of court, we’d screwed. Just sayin’.

  30. K-rock says:

    Her face in the pic of her in the car is all sorts of crazy!

  31. Bread and Circuses says:

    The Cracken actually looks quite pretty in the first/second photo.

    But why is she smiling? The amount of trouble she is in…

  32. nikzilla37 says:

    It’s good to know that she put on a healthy does of self-tanner this morning.

  33. Apsutter says:

    She looks like a chipmunk but I’m really loving her new wig. That color works for her

  34. Sue says:

    I live in la & these are expensive upscale hotels in Santa Monica on/near the ocean. They are really really nice places ! I’m sure the hotels don’t want to upset their paying ($$$$) guests w the circus that Dina & lindsey would bring.
    Byw: How can they afford a driver? He looks pretty miserable!
    FYI: nightly hotel rates start @:
    Lowes $435
    Shutters $550
    Lindsey seems really impaired & looks like an older lady who had too much work done. Sad!

  35. Yoya says:

    How could Pauly D stoop so low!

  36. Shira says:

    People should really stop paying her.

  37. tabasco says:

    what is the home that was refurbished? serious question: do any of these people have an actual home? why always in a damn hotel?

  38. Devon says:

    This might sound like I’m defending El Cracko but she probably didn’t go to the Chateau because Loews and Shutters are a lot closer, by about 10 minutes according to Google Maps (without accounting for traffic), to the courthouse than the Chateau. With it already being so late when they arrived and the horrid LA traffic, it was actually kind of smart of her.


  39. Butch says:

    This is all just shameful really. The Lohan drama will possibly go down as the saddest, most drawn out train wreck in H’wood history.

  40. She does lead a sort of tragic and doomed life, but I still couldn’t help but laugh at the comments by Masque.

  41. Kitkerenina says:

    Anna Nicooole-ish Ghoooooulish.

  42. AustinMJ says:

    wait… doesn’t Crackie OWN a home in LA?

  43. AustinMJ says:

    is that a wig on crackie?

  44. A says:

    she still owes the Chateau Marmont money, unpaid racked up bill