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This ^^ is a photo of Lindsay Lohan arriving at LAX late last night. Can I just say? All week, I’ve had anxiety about Lindsay Lohan’s court appearance today in LA. Mostly my anxiety comes from a place of “How many times do I have to cover Lindsay Lohan’s courtroom shenanigans? Nothing ever comes from it anyway. Lady Justice pretty much gives her a handie and she’s on her way to more cracktastrophes.” But now I have anxiety for another reason – Lindsay made sure that her arrival in LA would get wall-to-wall coverage because she played a game of “Haha, I might not even show up to court, even though the judge ordered me to appear.” At first she claimed she might not come because she’s “sick”. Super-sick you guys. So sick that she needed some retail therapy in NYC and she totally can’t fly.
Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow … we’ve learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she’s sick … but pictures prove otherwise.
We’ve learned Lindsay’s new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she’s too ill to fly. Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can’t fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.
Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.
But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday — the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She’s even smoking … which doesn’t seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.
Interesting … the judge hasn’t even approved Heller — a New York lawyer — to appear in a California court on Lindsay’s behalf and already there are shenanigans.
As for Lindsay … she’s in trouble. The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.
Now, the flu is a real thing, and it’s pretty rough this year. You know what else is going around? That awful Norovirus that I had around this time last year. If Lindsay actually had the Norovirus, I would give her a pass – but I know she doesn’t have it. The Norovirus knocks you flat on your ass, and you can’t even stand up and walk around without barfing. So, the “flu” it is. The kind of flu where you walk around shopping and smoking.
Anyway, TMZ got the “tip” (from Lindsay or Dina) that the threat of an arrest warrant being issued was hardcore enough to get the Cracken’s ass on a place. TMZ also says that Lindsay has been “begging” Shawn Holley to take her back, telling Shawn “she can’t stand Heller and wants it the way it was … problem is, Lindsay already made her bed and as we already reported, Holley is over Lindsay for good.” TMZ also says that Lindsay flew first class to LA because she was in a “panic” after their reporting. Sure.
One thing is for sure – this will be a major cracktastrophe.
I will never stop using these 2009 photos. EVER. Credit: WENN.com.
Written by Kaiser
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Bitch busted! She better beg for mercy today or she’ll be checking into jail tonight. Judges do not like to be lied to.
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I was wondering the same thing.
This idiot is going to court, over lying about who was driving the car.
So her idea of dealing with this court date, was to lie some more? Are you kidding me?
Lohan sends in her non-qualified attorney, to hand in a fake doctors note. To the Judge that has made it clear, she is not a fan of this fool?
Oh please…. let this Judge lock her up. Simply for having the audacity of handing in a fake doctors note!
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This!
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Lindsey is far from the ‘begging’ phase right now. She is stuck in the ‘entitled celebrity’ phase . I do hope the judge throws a ton of law books at her today.
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Jail may be the only place she CAN check into these days… I just read on TMZ that when Cracken arrived in LA she tried to check into Shutters in SantaMonica but was turned away bc she’s blacklisted for trashing a room in 2007. She got turned away from the next hotel as well.
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OK, that makes my dreary work day so much better LOLLL. Love it!!!
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Even if she ends up with jail time eventually, it’s *very* unlikely that it will happen today. This is just a scheduling hearing, it’s not meant to resolve the actual charges against her.
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NM
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This judge really needs to do something to her this time because Lindsay’s turning the legal system into a joke. She never learns and she just keeps thinking she can get away with anything. Watching her downfall used to be fun but now it’s just sad.
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What does she do to have to actually go to jail and serve a full sentence? Like murder someone in cold blood on live television? The legal system here is a joke and if she was poor and unknown, without access to a fancy legal team, they would have locked her up by now and thrown away the key.
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Those last few photos make her look like the Wampa from Star Wars….
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That made me do a spit take LMAO
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LOL. But please, don’t insult the Wampa.
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Please Lord, let Judge Sautner have time this morning to check out all the pics of this “too sick to appear” liar! Today might be the day that LIElo really meets Lady Justice! Based on the pic, I’m guessing LL had at least a few cracktinis on the flight.
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+1
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I would think the amount of chemicals and alcohol in her system would kill off any flu viruses!
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perhaps all that alcohol will somehow, much like formaldehyde, preserve her in a pickled state.
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Idon’t know~the SmokCrack1 flu variant strain specific to Lohan genetics is pretty damn strong…
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LOCK HER UP!
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Something scared the crack out of the Crackie.
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I really hope this judge throws her in jail.
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Where are the pics of her leaving NY?? Her face is insanely bloated. Sick my ass – she was hungover, if anything. And something I read & I don’t know if it’s true but I hope it is to illustrate that Lindsay can’t even get her lies straight… The dr said she has an upper respiratory infection and her lawyer told the judge she has the flu & sent an article about the flu… but supposedly the flu is a lower respiratory illness not upper. I know, semantics but I just wish the judge would call her out on the lie.
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Mmmmmm…. I was thinking new teeth….
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Did she ruin her last set of new teeth already? Is it progress is she got a new set without having to be publicaly shamed by People Mag into doing so?
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That’s it! I was wondering why she looked like a smiling beaver in the first picture!
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And an upper respiratory infection might also be caused by…hold on, let me think, scratching my head, oh yeah…smoking too much?
This damn liar. I got hit with the flu last Thursday night. I’m still living on the couch in a pile of pillows, blankets, kleenex, hot packs and ice packs. Sneezing, coughing, head to toe pain, not eating, dizzy and other unmentionable body malfunctions. I took one sick day to sleep and I’ve been working remotely the others. If she really had flu she wouldn’t have the energy to get her ass out the door never mind a cross country flight.
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That’s right, she had yet another case of the cocktail flu.
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Don’t know why she is in such a panic. We all know how this is going to go. She will show up, just in time. Do the ho stroll with Mrs. Crackhead behind her. Her puppet lawyer Miz. Holley will show up, tell the judge what a good girl Lindsay has been. Judge will pat Lindsay on the head, say keep up the good work, but stay out of bars. Report for the next media circus. Ho stroll back to the car, with boobs a flappin. I don’t believe in Santa or the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy anymore and I don’t believe Lindsay Lohan will ever have to be accountable for her actions. (but I will be watching just in case
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Nothing about the Lohan situation is truly amusing, but this post did brighten up my morning considerably. “Do the ho stroll!” Classic
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with Boobs a flappin!! Hahahahahaha
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For real. She gonna strut her brokedown behind into court and people will think, “Maybe this time!” Then the lawyers will bawl like a cat in heat about how much Lindsay has changed and the judge will drop cat treats mixed with some crack rocks on the floor and shoo them out so she can put away *real* criminals.
/cue side eye.
I am like 357% done. Hard to believe she’s a year younger than me. Rode hard and put back wet with no air condition.
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Haha! Boobs a flappin….
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This. Despite all the dramz, the joke that is the California legal system is just going to shake their finger at her and watch her walk away again.
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yep, pretty much called it. Skate on Lindsay, skate on.
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Crackie is such a drama queen. While some may be sad w/all the recent developments, I’m absolutely infuriated. Linds is a product of the CA justice system. I honestly can’t blame her the way she’s acting about all this….again….she’s a product of the limp, CA justice system.
Every time, every single damn time, she’s received a slap on her wrist for all her crimes. Why SHOULD she not take “this time” seriously? Only to make a last minute drama-filled red-eye flight to CA because she was caught in her and her atty’s web of lies.
I’m infuriated and totally over all this. Nothing will surprise me at this point.
The absolute best outcome for Crackie THIS TIME would be jail. Jail is the only thing that could possibly make her understand. Nothing else. Hate to say it, but sometimes jails save lives.
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I was watching TMZ live last night when on break from work… Harvey said likely the court will have seen the photos by now. He said usually when they post something like that on the front page of their site, it has the tendency to get around.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he sent it around to some other lawyers and such. I really hope that Sautner actually does something about LiLo, but at the same time I have serious doubts.
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so pissed i have to go to work right when this happens on TMZ. My last job in admin we used to watch the live streams of lindsay/paris going to jail in 07. oh those were the days. i miss not having my internet sites monitored at work.
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And just like the last million times she went to court – NOTHING will happen. She is the way she is because no one stands up to her nasty ass and she gets away with it. Plain and simple. This time will not be any different.
You would think people in this country would have enough and cry out about the court systems here because this example right here shows how blantely baised they are to people who are famous/have money etc. a normal person would have already been locked up with the key thrown away. This shit makes me sick.
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She is a furry pink orange monstrosity in these pics!
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How can she receive so many “gifts” and free swag, yet never have one single item that isn’t tacky and cheap looking? Amazing.
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it’s 5.30 AM west coast time and i’m in bed, lights off, dark huddled with my laptop on the screen blaring my eyes out w/ it’s light…
but, dun dun dunnuhhhh, it’s time to do the Crackie Dance in court and I gotta know…
I have a fearful thought too, I’m browsing through all the comments “yeah, Judge Sauer gonna nail…ohhh, you’ll get it now Crackie…LOCK HER UP!”
But will they? Will she?
Holly’s outta there, Sauer’s like the Angel of Death, the axis of the Earth is tilted too far in her favor to even believe.
Please, please God, Krishna, Alla and Buddha amen, PLEASE GIVE US HOPE that justice prevails!
…and CRoach, wipe that gleeful smile right off your botoxed face, the ladies of Lockdown are just gonna eat you all up…..!!!
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Top of the mornin’ west coast neighbor! I am also in bed, in the dark, with laptop. Oh, Lilo. So sad. I’d like to see her locked up, both for the sake of justice and her own good. But I seem to recall reading somewhere that today was just another hearing and that she wouldn’t actually be taken away in cuffs until a later date(if at all, I guess). Anyone know?
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hilarious!!! “we can’t sleep at night lindsay we cant stop thinking of you!!!”
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The best outcome for Lindsay would be year long rehab and counseling at a residency facility.
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No, that won’t work. Has to be a year in jail first, and then MAYBE she might try and actually DO the rehab like its supposed to be done. But this mare is going to have to be well and truly broken first.
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In the pics of her shopping she is with that Indian guy, who is probably paying for all…shady
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Perky little beavertooth sure looks well already …
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if you have the flu there is no way you’d be out and about shopping, girl thought she was above it because she is a simpleton. I really wish they’d throw her butt in jail and forget the key.
Before her, I had never disliked someone I didn’t know so much, nice distinction there Blohan.
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I don’t think jail will do a single thing for this wreck. She’ll coast through it, probably score drugs while in, and leave with even more of a persecution complex. She needs to be sentenced to rehab. For years.
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New lawyer, same judge…this could be a recipe for awesomeness!
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Isn’t today just a hearing and there was never threat of jail today anyway? Weren’t they just gonna tell her when her next hearing is? Why is “freaked” out? What a waste of time and space!
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So….is she blond again? Anyone see the TMZ vid? Looks red to start and then blond at the end??? And I would not be surprised if she WAS panicking in NYC. I think she fully intended to miss court today but thought better of it at the last minute. This judge better kick her ass, for real.
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Oooh, nevermind…..the blond was Dina. Lol.
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Lindsay thought she could snow the court and carry on like nothing was wrong. Bet she thought Sautner would be none the wiser, except Sautner actually consults TMZ to see what her favorite convict is up to.
This is going to be good. Got my drinks and snacks ready.
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TMZ reporting Lindsay & Dina were turned away from 2 hotels last night! One because Lilo had been “banned” and the other due to “no vacancy” – hmmmm…. seems the welcome mats are being pulled in all over town.
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Makes one wonder how much truth there was to her passport getting “stolen” last year (or whenever it was). This woman doesn’t know how to tell the truth.
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Please, no more. NO MORE! This bitch. I just CAN’T anymore.
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JUST STOP WITH THE DISGUSTING KISSY FACE!!! U r not cute, attractive or pretty. It looks like u r trying to blow herpes our way!
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I must always give kudos for “Pink Coat!” We got 3 exquisite pics of it on this one! I think she may just have the most love-to-hate coat in history. Then, the face:(
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