Sarah Jessica Parker in a couture sack dress at the amfAR gala: pretty or fug?

Here are some more photos from last night’s NYC amfAR gala, the same event where Lindsay Lohan’s “crack attack” dominated. It was difficult to see past LL’s face, but I’ve managed to pull some of more interesting fashion photos for you. I guess Sarah Jessica Parker was the biggest “star” of the event, although I think she was one of the worst-dressed. SJP wore Maison Martin Margiela Couture which just looks like a shapeless sack with some cheap-looking ribbon details. If this came in black or grey, Angelina Jolie would be all over it.

Crystal Renn in Zac Posen. Um… er… well… at least her hair is dark again?

Heidi Klum in Michael Kors – this is one of her best looks in a while, right? Heidi usually goes full-on drag queen with her hair, makeup and fashion, but she looks amazing when she keeps it simple and minimalist. Still, her eye makeup is too dark and the necklace is overkill.

Doutzen Kroes. I love her, but I’m not sure about this color. Eh.

Alexa Chung in Chanel. Rough. Hate it. Don’t understand why she’s a thing.

Chloe Sevigny in Proenza Schouler. I mean… she looks like hell. But in her mind, she looks awesome and isn’t that what counts? Also: HER HAIR. Good lord.

Ashely Greene in Giambattista Valli Resort 201. The total look is okay but boring. I feel like she might have gotten a boob job?

Emilia Clarke (GOT’s Khaleesi!) in Zac Posen. This was one of my favorite looks of the night!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. ZigZagZoey says:

    Good God what a collection of UGLY!

    Except for Emelia Clark….Gorgeous!

  2. BooBooLaRue says:

    Chloe needs to wash up. Doutzen, pretty girl but she needs a good meal. SJP WTF?

  3. minime says:

    ahah in Chloe Sevigny’s mind she always looks awesome and that’s why I love that girl!

    Khaleesi’s is the best look by far…she looks gorgeous.

  4. RHONYC says:

    Crystal Renn is serving the kids dammit! werk it sister. ;-)

  5. Chickenlishus says:

    Ok, so Alexa needs help with whatever eating disorder she has. It looks like it has been going on for awhile.

  6. Trek Girl says:

    I like what Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing. It’s looks great on her, but would not look good on most people.

  7. Gine says:

    Is Crystal Renn incapable of making any faces other than that one? You’re not on the runway, girl. Dial it down.

    Emilia is so freaking pretty.

  8. aims says:

    Sarah always looks tacky to me.

  9. Cathy says:

    Sarah looks better than usual, she’s worn some really ugly outfits. This ones not bad. The only one I really like is Emilias, her dress is nice, the rest are ugly

  10. Hannah says:

    Alexa’s right knee! Aaaah!

  11. LadyMTL says:

    The only one who looks good is Emilia Clarke; the others range from alarming (Alexa Chung) to ridiculous (Crystal Renn). The color of SJP’s dress is nice but that’s pretty much the only good thing I can say about it.

  12. Quinn Parker says:

    Seriously, what the hell happened to SJP’s eyes??? Is all the Botox squishing them down or what?

  13. virginia5 says:

    can someone tell me what crystal renn stands for.

    Didn’t she go through a phase where she gained weight to go against the standards in the modelling world, and now she is back to being skinny again..

  14. Amelia says:

    SJP is just not an attractive person. When she dresses well, it helps. That dress missed the mark completely.

  15. Merman says:

    Emilia Clarke looks amazing.

  16. Kitkerenina says:

    Everything except the polka dot funeral home lamp.

  17. phlyfiremama says:

    Khalesi FTW!!! Girl crush~

  18. Queen says:

    Too bad Emilia can’t act. She is so pretty.

  19. T.Fanty says:

    I know it’s age/botox/whatever else compels people to do it, but SJP’s recent squinty eye look is annoying me. It just makes her look like she’s giving a side-eye to the universe.

  20. Nashville Girl says:

    Is SJP wearing a snake?!

  21. Daily Gloss says:

    Sjp she okaywhen she wants to be I don’t know what she was thinking here. Emilia gets the best dressed so far in this pic she’s pretty.

  22. Em says:

    Emilia Clarke is so beautiful it’s ridiculous. Love her.

  23. RHONYC says:

    lmao @ SJP in that coat trying to conjure Carrie Bradshaw, but its coming off more Grammy Bradshaw. :lol:

  24. Shira says:

    Knew it’d be fug before even seeing the picture. Jesus, SJP.

    I have no idea who Doutzen Kroes or Emilia Clarke are but their dresses are perfection!

  25. yolo says:

    …so, I’m confused because isn’t SJP ALWAYS on the fug list???

  26. Ellie66 says:

    Every time I see a picture of SPJ her eyes get squintier and her face longer. The dress is hideous the coat looks like a bathroom rug.

  27. KellyinSeattle says:

    I kind of feel badly for SJP; she can’t really help how she looks; she’s not a pretty woman, and surgery can’t help bone structure much; but she doesn’t get on my last nerve or anything.

  28. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    SJP has always had the jolie-laide thing going on but the combo of her aging face and extreme fashion thinness is really bringing out the laide side of it these days. She still looks sort of okay all made up in good lighting but pix of her au naturel on the street make her look 70. She would look better in the face with some extra weight.

  29. Seagulls says:

    When a strapless dress like Doutzen is wearing makes her look droopy, maybe it’s to retire the silhouette. Such a nice body so poorly clothed!

    And I agree: what is Alexa Chung? And what is with her grody hair style?

  30. ruby says:

    Gwyneth Paltrow’s hair always gets criticized, but why does no one see how awful Heidi Klum’s hair is ?

    The horrid choppy highlights, it’s flat ironed within an inch of its life, the roots, the severe center part… Ugh.

  31. K-rock says:

    It looks like a house coat. She has such an awesome figure why in the world does she dress so horrid?

  32. Micki says:

    I like Khalesi and Heidi.-exactly with the overkill necklace. Without it it’s just another black dress.

  33. littlestar says:

    I don’t understand how Alexa Chung beame a thing and is still a thing either. She has horrible style and comes across as stuck up in interviews.

  34. Beachi206 says:

    Why oh why does SJP have a middle part at her age? It looks horrible and a side part would really be a major improvement. Every time I see her with that straggly hair and the middle part it ruins whatever effect she is going for

  35. G says:

    My son and husband think SJP is very unfortunate looking. I always thought she was kind of cute but now she’s looking rough. My son says “she has a face like a foot” whatever that means. I have no idea who Alexa Chung is or why she even has her picture taken.

  36. Baskingshark says:

    Who or what is Crystal Renn? It sounds like something you quest for in a sub-Indiana Jones derivative PC game.

    Also, I can’t quite decide what Chloe Sevigny looks like here. In fact I so can’t decide that I had to open her image in another tab to look at while I write this. Let me take a stab at it though – I think she looks like she borrowed her head from a character in a bad German horror film made in 1969 who was the psychotic matron of a psychiatric hospital for young ladies, while her dress escaped from a 1920′s fashion house reject pile and fled through time to where it met her boots, similarly on the run from the wardrobe department of a low-budget Underworld ripoff circa last year, and the two then formed some sort of unholy time-travelling fashion alliance in Chloe’s closet.

  37. poppy says:

    poor sjp. she has always been unusual looking which put a lot of pressure on her. She decided she was going to maintain a “banging body” and look at where that has left her face, hands, and arms. she looks rough. worse!
    why she has said she hasn’t had plastic surgery, ugh. she bought some boobs and slimmed her nose. broke up with her mole.
    i was thinking she is doing great by not having those horrible chicken cutlets put in her face but i’m not sure she hasn’t after reading through all the comments about her squished eyes.
    i do appreciate she and chloe always wearing whatever they want or like. sometimes the choices are just fug but i respect a person that is willing to blaze their own trail.
    that said, they both looked pretty bad.
    alexa chung? she’s always on about everyone says she has an eating disorder that she doesn’t BUT she also said way back in the day she enjoyed her tiny tits and then @ a year ago she mentioned she had “secret breasts” that nobody knoew about. BOOB JOB.
    plus her style, she’s stuck in the same rut as when she first started out. maybe cool for a teenager but can’t she evolve? even a little? her “i’m a tom boy that dresses in chanel with my i don’t care hair and my model like knock knees, hey, i invented ombre hair! i’m so cool!” is really tired now. hipster doofus.

  38. Caroline says:

    Isn’t Crystal Renn a plus-sized model??!!

  39. Britt says:

    Wowee I think my 6 year old weighs more than Alexa Chung. He’s tall for his age and he’s 29kg or 64 pounds. That would be more than her right!

    Her knees are the worst knobbly knees I’ve ever seen.