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Some of you missed yesterday’s Lindsay Lohan story because of all of the BAFTA and Grammy coverage – go here to review. Basically, Lindsay wants you to think that she’s not really living in Long Island with her mom at her mom’s soon-to-be-foreclosed-upon crack den. Lindsay wants you to believe that a “friend” has let her stay in his penthouse rent-free. Because of course. Radar actually had a story yesterday about how Lindsay is managing to barely stay afloat – it’s because she has three wealthy “sugar daddies”: “billionaire playboy Prince Haji Abdul Azim, hotelier Vikram Chatwal and Spanish-American artist Domingo Zapata.” Prince Haji is reportedly “under Lindsay’s spell” and Chatwal is said to be “completely smitten” with her. And Zapata lets her stay at his suites at the Bowery Hotel and Marmont.
But! While Lindsay is making Manhattan her crack den, the NY papers are having a field day with stories and reports about how she’s spending her time. According to the NYDN, Lindsay was seen at a club called Goldbar on Friday and she was “sucking face in front of everyone” with a 22-year-old DJ named Julian Cavin. A source said: “‘Dating’ may be too heavy of a word to use right now… they were sucking face in front of everyone… They haven’t been hooking up that long… they spent all weekend together and they’re seeing each other. She was a mess… She started dirty dancing [on Cavin] when he wasn’t in the [DJ] booth.” And when a female friend of Cavin’s made a comment (the comment: “they look like a cute couple”), Lindsay crack-squawked at her and told the bouncers to kick the girl out of the club (which they didn’t). Lindsay then crack-squawked to E! News claiming that she and Cavin are “totally just friends and nothing more” and that the reports that LL is back in her mom’s house are “ridiculous”.
And here’s the final nonsensical Cracken story today. Page Six claims Lindsay might be an investor (or something?) in a Mexican restaurant?
Lindsay Lohan’s mere reputation as a party girl has TriBeCa residents up in arms after she was seen checking out a space that’s slated to become a restaurant. Spies say LiLo recently toured 39 N. Moore St. and was overheard advising a potential owner on details including where to put a DJ booth and VIP area. The sighting sparked local buzz that she was partnering on the space.
“Lindsay was overheard suggesting where to put a DJ booth . . . and inquiring how late they could stay open,” sniffed one resident. But another source tells us the location is being taken over by chef Enrique Olvera of acclaimed Mexico City restaurant Pujol, and Lohan had simply been with another party that looked at the space when it became available.
Triarch’s Stephen Corelli, the landlord, tells us, “I have no idea how [Lohan’s] name got involved with this . . . The tenant is a very high-end Mexican restaurant with one of the leading chefs in the world. A number of people are concerned about what they perceive to be the potential nuisance of a restaurant. As far as I am concerned, they’re using [Lohan’s] name to get some coverage so they can develop more controversy. It’s silly . . . this restaurant will be a first-class facility.”
Community Board 1 community liaison Evan Lacher says: “There have been a lot of residential petitions against the establishment . . . opposed to the fact that this will be a restaurant.”
The brouhaha has become heated enough that a hearing over a liquor license last night was postponed for 30 days. Reps for Lohan did not return a request for comment. The spot is currently occupied by high-end design store Cristina Dos Santos, which will relocate nearby.
LOL. It sounds like Lindsay’s name IS being used as some kind of real estate/districting cudgel so that a neighborhood doesn’t get a fancy Mexican restaurant/club. That being said… why in the world would you bring Lindsay on a tour of a soon-to-be restaurant? Surely she’s considered a walking health code violation. But I did have another thought – what if she’s considered an “expert” in the field of nightclubs and “hot spots”? No, right? There’s no way she’s considered an expert on anything.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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I bet she is an expert of crack. But if I’d have to call a celebrity for a drug advice I’d call Keith Richards, if he is not available i’d call, probably Courney Love.
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Rehab. Please. Now.
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Make it stop.
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EH?,as an advisor to hire escorts? she looks like a sad little duck in that pic
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Why are people giving her money STILL? Stop making business deals with her. You will not get your money’s worth and she will steal your jewelry.
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My guess is that Enrique Olvera likes his women on the trashy side.
As for the little boy DJ; Don’t get too proud of yourself boy, That girl will suck the paint off a buick for money.
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LOVE THIS!!!
Can we ever get “thumbs up” buttons on Celebitchy? There are often comments like this that deserve it!
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+1
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Please…no more pictures of this nasty trollop. She gives me the heebie jeebies.
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I highly doubt this. Everyone knows that Lohan’s association would doom a restaurant. Besides, she can’t afford a pack of gum, much less to partner in a business.
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I live outside NYC and am always on the lookout for new restaurants to try when I go into the city. But when I read about LL’s connection to this restaurant, even though I LOVE Mexican, I turned to my roommate and said, “I am never going to a restaurant that has an association with Lindsay Lohan!” I’m sure that was the first reaction of pretty much everyone who read this too! :p
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I wonder if they’re going to give Dina a gratis card for tacos.
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Hee heeee!
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Replace “tacos” with “tequila” and she’d be all in on that deal.
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Genius residents! Petition away!
She sucked ‘face’ only in public. This time.
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I want to see her partner with a certain ubiquitous celebrity chef to open a restaurant. They will offer INTENSE, donkey sauce smothered flavors with a dive bar, strip club spin.
It will be called Fiericrotch.
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LO f*cking L!
“Diners, Dives, and Dumpstersluts”.
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Looks like she’s had her face tweaked again.
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Omg.
That weave up there is *KILLING* me…
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It is beyond me how anyone would find it safe to ‘suck face’ with Lindsay of all people. I felt bad for her for a while, but now I’m just tired of her. Rehab, that way, go now.
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It makes sense. You know how security firms hire thieves and hackers as consultants? So a nightclub would hire LL to consult. Like, she can locate all the unguarded entrances, secret corners in the men’s restroom, the best booths for hiding a stash, etc.
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Advise which toilet seats are the best off of which to snort drugs; which glasses will break on an employee when you toss a drink and miss your target…
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Well now she will have some place to set up shop. They may serve food, but she will be cooking up a different kind of dish. And what with the front of her hair. Is she combing it 90 different ways to try and distract us from seeing she is balding in front. Getting into real estate and doing a big comb over—-the next Donald.
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I don’t understand what those “sugar daddies” see in her. With all their money they can’t do better?
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Just a guess, but I imagine they get off on defiling her more than screwing her.
She thinks they’re “showing her off” when all they’re really doing is showing off to their friends that they can leave a Cleveland Steamer on an american actress’ back for what amounts to couch change in their world.
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Yep @stoner i think you are exactly right!!! like the deluded girl in high school who thought she was ‘alll that’ cause the jocks passed her around. in reality they are all just laughing at her and the things they can make her do.
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I would love love love for Lohan to marry Prince Azim – as a Muslim he can have three wives. And then whenever they go to Brunei, Lohan would have to wear a headscarf, that would be amazing to see.
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Sigh. Who does she think she’s kiddng? Her bank accounts are frozen by the IRS and she still owes. We’re not stupid Lindsay.
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“Is Lindsay Lohan now getting gigs as an adviser to restaurants & clubs?”
Probably not
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She’s an expert on sea jasper
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A connoisseur, even.
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I’m waiting for her to get arrested again for a bar fight or perhaps fighting with White Oprah over money.
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Whatever happened to that story, anyway? The psychic/punching thingy. Was that ever resolved?
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She seriously reminds me of that scene in ET where he wears that wig. that last picture is definitely bringing that image back
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OMG…spot on! I can’t stop laughing!
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“OK, so, you want to put the crack table over here, but don’t put it too close to the cocaine . Oh and…let’s see, oh right, you’ll want to get a vending machine over here….hey do you have 5l,433 i can ‘borrow’ for the crack vending machine?”
“i’LL pay you back honest….
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I would have though billionaire sugar daddies would prefer someone who is more discreet…maybe she does extra services that other girls don’t do (I’d hate to think what the “extra services”) entails
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Her extensions are a mess. Yuck! Reminds me of Paris and Nicole’s dreadful extensions when they were on the simple life.
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She’s an expert consultant whom business establishments hire to get advice on how to keep crackheads away.
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Let’s just hope they’re not seafood restaurants *shudders*
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