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Paris Hilton is really in love this time (I think?) with her 21-year-old Spanish boyfriend, River Viipiri. Even though she’s a full decade older, Paris is apparently ready to tie the knot with this dude even though they’ve only been dating since October; but she’s really serious about him, apparently, because she sits through his fashion shows and everything. Now a 10 year age difference might not be such a big deal later in life, but I think 10 years is a pretty big difference when the younger party is 21. The good news (if there is any) here is that Paris’ mental age stalled around 21. So who knows, they might be perfect for each other, and Paris reportedly popped the question to River, who said something like, “Sure, why not?”
FADED star Paris Hilton has proposed to her toyboy beau River Viiperi, according to a new report.
The reality star, 31, she’s ready to settle down with the dashing Spanish model, 21, who she has dated since the pair met during New York’s Fashion Week in September.
“Paris asked for River’s hand because so many of her friends are engaged or already married with kids, and she didn’t want to be some sad, old loser left on the shelf,” revealed a pal.
“It’s incredibly impulsive because they’ve only been together a few months, but Paris believes River is the one.
“He’s given her an enthusiastic yes, but they’re keeping the engagement quiet for now.
“Paris can see he’s a good influence. He’s very easygoing and knows how to calm her down when something annoys her.
“She feels her wild-child days are behind her and wants the comfort that comes with marriage.
“Paris feels she has finally found Mr. Right, even if he is a decade younger.”
[From Showbiz Spy]
Oh, Paris. I guess she might finally be figuring out that she’s no longer a big deal, so it’s time to nail one down. Of course, if she’s actually deluded enough to buy “the comfort that comes with marriage.” then she probably ought to consider that there’s no comfort at all in an unhappy marriage.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Paris Hilton, River Viiperi
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God she’s dumb. Who wants to nail down a 21 year old?
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I’m the same age as Paris but I still feel 21….until I hang out with 21 year olds, then I’m like, yeah, I’m 31.
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He looks like a very young 21 yr old. I’m 25 and his face looks like he’s still in his teens to me!
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Paris definitely wants to nail him down. I bet she’s pregnant.
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There was a revealed blind item on CDAN recently that said she was trying to get pregnant in her never ending quest to be relevant.
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No kidding! When the prom and your first legal drink are still a topic of relevance, not history.
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I won’t be surprised if she shops around a new reality show based on the lead up to her wedding etc. If she even makes it up the aisle I still remember when she was engaged to Paris. 21 for a male is way too young and really she proposed to him cause all her friends are doing it? Yep the basis of a great marriage there.
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“Paris asked for River’s hand because so many of her friends are engaged or already married with kids, and she didn’t want to be some sad, old loser left on the shelf,” revealed a pal.
Too late, Paris.
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haha
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Spanish… I get German vibes. Actually, I look at him and think Rolf’ older brother from the Sound of Music. Hmmmm…
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He does look like Rolf – you called it
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Per Wikipedia, his mom is Finnish, Riitta Viiperi, so he might favor his mom in terms of looks/coloring.
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What an idiot. The guy just wants publicity. He is not even a good model to begin with, just one of those faces 13 year olds would like.
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if its for publicity ,i guess he is hangin out witth wrong lady ,does taylor swift know abt his existence?
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At 21 I fear he may be too old for Taylor Swift.
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What an idiot. This is what I see as the problem with women being “cougars.” It starts out as fun and games, but a woman being a woman, they fall in love with their boytoy. Like Paris. C’mon, like he’s really in love with her and wants to get married? beyotch please. He’s after your money, honey. well, wait, I guess women aren’t the only ones that do that. Rich men marry younger women, thinking they love them. sometimes they do, but most of the time, it’s all about the money, honey. Paris is an f*cking moron if she marries this guy. She needs to find a guy her own age , ffs. 21 and 31 will not work.
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Try harder, Paris. This doesn’t seem desperate enough.
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for the love of everything that’s unholy, she’s still around?
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No kidding lol.
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I hope the kids look like him.
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I thought we were rid of her.
Just say NO to stories about Paris Hilton!
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I agree 100%
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Lord…how embarrassing…she looks like she’s out with her younger brother.
Good thing she’s too dumb to feel shame.
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That boy is religiously biding his time: taking his valtrex and counting his google hits. Tick. tock.
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You’re right but I dunno. No love for those awful pants and boots he’s wearing in the last photo lol. God why am I posting about Parasite Hilton LOL?
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Notice how in all the photos she’s holding on to him, and not the other way around?
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Yeah, I see it too. But he looks like he’s totally enjoying the camera time. Well, just from photo assumption, they probably get along on a famewh*re level? Something about the way he looks makes me think he’ll go along with a pre-wedding charade, but probably not a pregnancy.
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A drug addict engaged to a child after dating for 6 months, sounds like a match made in heaven,what could go wrong with that? At least she was smart enough to propose early, before he learned what a sloppy mess she is.
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Paris has really ugly features and her boy toy looks like Hayden Christensen!
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Who. The. F. Cares.
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Wasn’t Paris herself engaged at 21 to that model Jason Shaw?
They broke it off because they thought they were too young.
SO IRONIC NOW.
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He looks like hes her brother. If u have seen paris’s brothers he looks just one of them barron or conrad. So this pair looks incestuos to me.
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He looks like a child. Oh wait… he is.
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Good for her?? I suppose he’s better than that gross Cy Waits she was with a couple of years ago.
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Who would’ve thought, when looking back at The Simple Life days, that it was Nicole Richie who was going to get her sh*t together first….
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she looks happier, that’s all I got.
doesn’t she have herp…
nevermind
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She had her chance to lock down an A-lister like Kim did or one of those greek shipping heirs… and she blew it. I think she did really believe that she would still be relevant by 30. She didn’t have the foresight to see that marriage and babies keep no-talents relevant.
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Saying she has the mentality of a 21 year old is giving this illiterate skank too much credit
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I thought this was Anakin, I mean Hayden Christiansen. Wow, striking resemblence
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She might want to have his suspension checked before they go down the aisle, he seems to list to the right.
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Baaaahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
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Well at least he can buy the beer.
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So she’s getting married because everyone else she knows is doing it or has already done it. Sure, because of course. That’s why everyone does it – because everyone else is doing it.
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He’s half Spanish half Finnish, hence the last name Viiperi and not .. Rodriquez.
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I hope his mom and sister Luna put a stop to this immediately. Also since his mom encouraged him building his career in fashion as a former model herself it’s sad to see that he should throw away all the hard work he did over the years to build up his profile and become known to marry Paris Hilton of all people.
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Paris’ looks are fading fast so she needs to buy a husband. I look at her and see a stork/dodo bird hybrid. He won’t mind because she’ll spoil him.
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That marriage, if it actually happens, is going to last as long as milk.
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Paris has crashed and burned. It’s interesting that she has to propose to someone to get married. No one even wants to date her, let alone marry her.
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I love how she is always carrying her phone as if she gets tons of calls from her many friends. Too bad she has no friends left because she’s a lying, backstabbing racist whose favorite word to call people she doesn’t like is “c*nt”.
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He looks like her little brother.
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10 years is not a huge gap, esp if the older party is less mature and vice versa.
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